The Silence of H/Hr Shippers








Author: Hemolele Hurley
Started: September 1, 2005, 7:26:35 am
Target: Harry/Hermione Shippers
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

28
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
We, the undersigned, do ask that Harry/Hermione shippers, of the Harry Potter book series, stop protesting what is fate. The final verdict is in and you have lost, please accept this.

We also ask that you stop this nonsense of boycotting Harry Potter series and the persecution of Johanna Kathleen Rowling - author of the Harry Potter series.

The undersigned also DEMAND that you not resort to childish things such as this:

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/ultimate_betrayal

Nothing you say will change JKR's mind - there is no sense in trying to save a dead ship.

As such, we also request you not claim to be the book series' only "true" fans, for there are a lot of us non-H/Hr shippers who are very dedicated fans.

Our last request, is that you stop threats of banning the seventh book, as there is nothing you can do to stop its release. Such claims that you can stop it is not only laughable, but also extremely childish.
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Susan said 01/18/07, 8:22 am (verified)
A ship can't really die, only sink...XD Anyway, I support HarryxHermione, but you are right, I don't believe they will get together...I don't want to, because I know I will get disappointed. Anyway, my reason for replying is that many of your words are joined together, and was wondering if it was because of the site or our computers, because I have a lot of problems with it. >> Yeah, completely off-topic.
#28

Celyne said 11/27/06, 9:43 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#27

Kate said 06/09/06, 11:34 pm (unverified)
although there are many Harry/Hermione shippers who act mature and have accepted the relationships as defined in canon, the others are not so mature and need to, quite frankly, shut. Up.
#26

Gina said 05/06/06, 8:48 pm (unverified)
H/Hr fans are not bumbling idiots, so you stupid morons who albiet are h/hr fans like myself, PLEASE stop you're wanting 2 kill JKR, it's her book, her choice, we just all have 2 follow ranks! So please stop making the rest of us look like fools!
#25

Georgina said 05/06/06, 8:45 pm (unverified)
I support this petition because omg. All those h/hr fans going "kill JKR, she's stupid, they're canon, its destiny.." etc.etc. you're making the rest of us look like bumbling idiots as well. I LoVe h/hr, I think they're perfect...but I'm not homocidal and yes you are being childish!!
#24

Michelle said 05/05/06, 2:16 am (unverified)
I sign this petition to laugh at the fact that there are only 22 pathetic signitures on such a childish petition. (so lame, btw) Anyways, H/Hr may be dead but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop shipping them Mostly, I really don't care... (Also, I get a kick out of the fact that most R/Hr fan art is just a crappy manip of a Harry and Hermione picture) haha. losers. :-P
#23

Hemo said 03/22/06, 3:39 am (verified)
Many apologies, everyone. I understand fully that not all Harry/Hermione shippers make complete fools of themselves. I also realize that some have accepted canon and don't boycott anything. To those that don't make fools of themselves, I must exclude from this petition. I probably should've specified that in the petition. Oh well, no use in crying over spilled milk. Goodbye. - Hemo
#22

holly09 said 12/31/05, 3:15 pm (verified)
Yes, well,before all you Harmony shippers start flaming people here, let me just say that I, for one, don't think that all H/Hr shippers are delusional. No,a lot are actually really nice people and they've already accepted canon. But then this is not about them; this is about the minority that chooses to believe to the contrary. Come on,people; JKR wrote the books, she planned the story,she made the Harry Potter universe. As much as shippers want their respective ships to succeed, it's ultimately JKR who gets the last say on the matter. And you can't really question the person who made the story;if not for her, there would be no ships--and no characters to pair up--in the first place. So please no lampooning JK. Honestly, the "boycotting the seventh book" thing. Please bear in mind that,however you shippers might disagree, relationships are only a SUBplot;instead of flame wars, let's try and focus on the main story here, people:Harry vs Voldemort. Also, a lot of people are also dedicated fans; just because they don't have a rabid devotion to various ships doesn't mean that they aren't fans of the HP books. To sum things up, we can't really forc the author to bend the story so that shippers' desires can be accomodated. Bear in mind that we're only reading the novels, not writing them.
#21

Shelby said 12/20/05, 7:19 pm (verified)
Hurray Ron & Hermione!
#20

Chaz said 10/27/05, 10:52 pm (verified)
dont make the mistake of think all H/Hr shippers are like that snow otter idiot. most of them do know that what JK says, goes. However for the small few...please listen to these few words of reason. Jk writes the books. she invented the characters. so please, please do not continue to embarass yourselves by saying she got it wrong, or missed the signs. She wrote the books! Any signs are of your own invention, snippets of narative that you have twisted to back up your cuse. There's nothing wrong with you wanting them to get together. I have even writetn a H/Hr fanfic myself to see what the fuss was. but you know, Jk invented these characters so what they do and who they fall for is entirely up to her. And on a less formal note: COME ON!!!! ANVIL SIZED HINTS!!!!! ahem excuse me. now, please, grow up?
#19

Aragorn for the kill said 10/11/05, 5:48 am (verified)
You, one's old bean, swine. you, one's old bean, vulgaaar little maggot. dane't you, one's old bean, knoh that you, one's old bean, aaare pahthetic? you, one's old bean, worthless bag of filth. as we seay in texas, i'll fluttah you, one's old bean, couldn't pour tinkle out of ah booht with instructions ohn the heel. you, one's old bean, aaare ah cankah. ah sore that shant mustah stuffed. one would rahthah kiss ah lawyah than be seen with you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah fiend and ah cowaaard, and you, one's old bean, have frightful breahth. you, one's old bean, aaare degenerate, noxious and depraved. one feel debased fie for knowing you, one's old bean, exist. one despise everything about you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bloohming naaardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caaaricature of ah coprophagic cloacal paaarasitic pond scum and one wish you, one's old bean, would mustah stuffed. you, one's old bean, aaare ah putrescence mass, ah taking ah constitutional vomit. you, one's old bean, aaare ah spineless little worm deserving bally all but the profoundest contempt. you, one's old bean, aaare ah jerk, ah cad, ah weasel. your life is ah monument to stupidity. you, one's old bean, aaare ah stench, ah revulsiohn, ah laaargah than normal suck ohn ah sour lemohn. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bleating foohl, ah curdled staggering mutant dwaaarf smeaaared richly with the effluviah and offal accompanying your alleged birth intoh this world. an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-droohling, giggling beasts whoh sired you, one's old bean, and then killed themselves in recognitiohn of what they had done. one will ne'ah mustah ovah the embaaarrassment of belonging to the same species as you,
#18

The Noodly Appendage said 10/04/05, 2:48 am (verified)
The Second War Begins. H/Hr shippers, you lost. H/Hr is not and never was canon. We're not going to stop you from liking the idea. We're not going to stop you from writing fan-fiction. But we WILL stop you from abusing the author because she doesn't share your delusions of "canon evidence." Harry and Hermione hug because they're FRIENDS. Harry hugged Mrs. Weasley a great number of times, it's not proof they'll end up together. Get over it.
#17

Hemo said 09/05/05, 1:10 am (verified)
*looks amused*
#16

Cho said 09/05/05, 12:09 am (verified)
True, true...
#15

kuro69 said 09/05/05, 12:09 am (verified)
Uhm... yeah... RON/HERMIONE FOR EVER FOLKS XD ! *laughing insane, dancing out of the room with a broom*
#14

Cho said 09/05/05, 12:07 am (verified)
Anything else to say at the end?
#13

kuro69 said 09/05/05, 12:07 am (verified)
Ooops ^^°, sorry Cho !
#12

Cho said 09/05/05, 12:06 am (verified)
Kuro, that was supposed to be my line, you know!
#11

kuro69 said 09/05/05, 12:05 am (verified)
The war continues.... or has it just begun ?
#10

OkageHime said 09/04/05, 5:43 pm (verified)
I agree! H/Hr shippers? STOP YER WANKIN!
#9