Homer,hello my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a pacage for me.guy working,what is your first name Mr.Burns?Homer,I don't know

"I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior. Shabadoo"

Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody. Random people: Hi, Dr. Nick. ------------------- Marge: Oh, Maggie, you're a Simpson again. Maggie: *belch* ------------------- Homer: English side ruined, must read French side. "Le Grill"? What the hell is that? -------------------

bart playing scrabble,,,makes the word , "Qidgebo" lisa, whats a qidgebo bart looks at homer and says its a dumb balding north american ape

HOEMR: OH MY GOD! HE'S GONE FOREVER! *cries* MARGE: What about all that stuff about Doggy Heaven. HOMER: OH MARGE THERE'S NO SUCH THING! MARGE: Ahem *signals towards the children* HOMER *pulling himself together*: Or to put it another way: there is.

nelson:ha ha

LUINEL HUTS: This is the biggest false advertisement since 'the never-ending story'!

marge: homer, promise me u wont. homer: um...dah marge: what was that? was that a yes or a no? Homer: boa marge: are you just making noises so you dont have to answer me? homer: sna

*homer walks into the chili cook out carrying his own personal spoon* lenny: they say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon!

groundskeeper Willie: run wee bairns! i shall save ye from the wee turtles...AAAHHHH SAVE ME FROM THE WEE TURTLES!

lenny: AHH IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GET JIG IN IT!

Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.

ralph- duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room. Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Bart: Take him away, boys. Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys. Lou: What was that, chief? Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says. Homer: I'll never wiggle my bare butt it public again Lisa: I'd like to beleive that this time, I really would. I am so funny hahahahahaha!!! xxxx

Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring? Bart: Milhouse has one. Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff... Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch? Bart: No thanks dad. Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong. Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you! Homer: Go home.

Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! hits tree

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.