KEEP SANTA SOBER


Author: kmart marty
Started: August 7, 2005, 5:00:10 am
Target: get that ***** off the streets and get the ho ho ho's life back on track "holla"!
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

2
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
You may remember last year santa got very drunk on chrismas eve and ended up in bed with rodulf. Thats when we first new santa was one crazy mother ****er. since then he's become upsesed with drinking cosmo's on the beach with the elf's. He finally ended up in jail after getting very wasted at p-diddy's new years eve party and got into a heated cage match fight with clay aiken. Santa got thrown out on the street without any money or clothes and all he had on was his hat. A cop picked him up and threw that ***** in jail. Help us sober that ***** up.
-govn. McGreevee

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jess said 10/01/05, 8:48 am (verified)
santa didnt bring my present... how coul;d u santa??? u let me down. now i dont believe in anything. IOM CONVERTING TO JUDAISM!!! wait, i am jewish...
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Oprah said 08/07/05, 5:00 am (verified)
Yeah i was at that party. I gave santa a bj. Holla. -Your girl Oprah
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