We the undersigned do hereby beg, plead, implore and cajole Doug Stanhope, noted iconoclast, libertarian philosopher, and cult comedy legend, to seek the Libertarian Party\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s presidential nomination in 2012.

Doug, we recognize and respect you reasons for deciding not to seek the presidency in 2008 as described at http://stanhopeforpresident.com/. Only people who despise the system and have no interest in being career politicians are truly fit to be elected to public office. But dammit, your wit and wisdom (e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTOQhPd2Xh4) are desperately needed! The U.S. is going bankrupt, the global economy is in jeopardy, civil liberties are disappearing faster than brain cells at a congressional subcommittee hearing, and the pigs are still gobbling at the trough!

If you will hold your nose and undertake the loathsome task of wading into the muck of the political swamp to contend with the slimy Demopublican horrors and spineless ooze-dwellers and ass-kissers residing therein, as a champion of freedom and common sense armed with devastating humor and ample intoxication, we pledge to do our best to support you and help raise the donations to allow you to perform your shows for free, since FEC rules won\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t allow you to charge for campaign appearances.

Power to the People & Down with Statism!

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