Make Staredown An Olympic Sport

Signatures #1 through #99 for the Make Staredown An Olympic Sport petition

Mark Decena said 08/09/08, 7:26 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#99

Greg said 07/18/08, 9:31 pm (verified)

I can finally come out of the closet and proudly say 'I'm a staredown fanatic'. And I don't feel the lest bit ashamed. It's just who I am.

#98

Mark Decena said 07/18/08, 10:13 am (verified)

This is for you, J.R. McCord!!!

#97

Philip Rockhammer said 03/23/08, 12:26 am (verified)

It's hard enough to get Wikipedia to recognize our association let alone get our sport in the Olympics.

#96

Joe Cook said 03/23/08, 12:16 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#95

Bob said 03/16/08, 11:16 am (verified)

I'd enter!

#94

jeremy stein said 01/16/08, 4:39 pm (verified)

Staredown rules!!!

#93

Matthew Borum said 12/06/07, 4:14 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#92

Kiril said 07/22/07, 10:34 pm (verified)

hells yeah

#91

Ben Moreland said 05/14/07, 4:20 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#90

Maddie said 04/12/07, 3:27 pm (verified)

Hellz yeah

#89

Trever Reeh said 01/20/07, 9:06 pm (verified)

I want to compete!!

#88

Ian Barker said 01/15/07, 12:30 am (verified)

RAmen to this sport.

#87

Elena said 01/14/07, 10:20 am (verified)

This is not even funny.

#86

Henrik Ostergaard said 01/14/07, 8:48 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#85

Brennon Moncur said 01/14/07, 7:59 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#84

champ killa said 01/14/07, 2:15 am (verified)

ur goin down suckas!!

#83

greg christman said 09/25/06, 5:52 pm (unverified)

my kid needs a hero to look up to for good sakes. Make it a sport.

#82

Joe said 09/24/06, 3:13 am (unverified)

I support this petition.

#81

daniel beardon said 08/15/06, 3:01 pm (unverified)

Jacques you know it makes sense

#80

Mae Tir Ban Isdir Tee said 08/15/06, 2:59 pm (unverified)

I support this petition.

#79

Niall said 07/26/06, 3:34 pm (unverified)

because its a sport that fat guys can partake in just as easily.

#78

Joey said 07/26/06, 6:43 am (unverified)

This is the ultimate mind sport. I'm pretty sure they practiced on ancient grece...

#77

Steve said 07/19/06, 5:22 am (unverified)

#76

Crankshaft forever! Bring home gold, son! said 07/17/06, 7:00 am (unverified)

I support this petition.

#75

Some day, I will stroke Tony Patterson. said 07/17/06, 6:57 am (unverified)

I love Philip more than staredown.

#74

Lee said 07/17/06, 6:57 am (unverified)

Tony Patterson is my father! He'd bring home the gold, son!

#73

Patterson is my mother. said 07/17/06, 6:57 am (unverified)

I love Philip more than staredown.

#72

I love Philip more than staredown said 07/17/06, 6:56 am (unverified)

I love Philip more than staredown.

#71

John Clay said 07/17/06, 6:55 am (unverified)

I love Philip more than staredown.

#70

Mother Mike said 07/17/06, 6:50 am (unverified)

Staredown is the most intense, visceral, and primal game known to man. I hope, nay, I wish that some day, perhaps I shall have the courage of Philip Rockhammer and Tony Patterson. I hope that someday I will have their power, their glory, and their divinity. May the gods look kindly upon our brave staredown professional athletes.

#69

Justin said 07/17/06, 5:44 am (unverified)

I support this petition... staredown atheletes need recognition

#68

Joshua Jones said 07/16/06, 10:43 pm (unverified)

because when I'm scared, I now find my inner puma.Thank you Rockhamper, I'll never forget you!

#67

Clay Murrell said 07/16/06, 9:57 pm (unverified)

because Tony Patterson's eyes are like knives, and they have pierced my very soul. Try looking Tony Patterson in the eyes, then tell me Staredown is not a sport.

#66

JOHN SMITH said 07/16/06, 5:05 am (unverified)

We'll need some custom t-shirts for the games

#65

Timothy Allen Bielik said 07/14/06, 8:32 pm (unverified)

I support staredown because it has actual potential, and as technology advances, so should the range of sports allowed in the olympics.

#64

Ashley said 07/14/06, 9:17 am (unverified)

their is truly a market for such a sport

#63

Dillon Wiesner said 07/14/06, 3:45 am (unverified)

I support this petition because I competed in this difficlut sport for 6 years of my life and it taught me many valuble lessons.

#62

David said 07/13/06, 2:44 pm (unverified)

I very much want to see this

#61

Fred said 07/13/06, 2:43 pm (unverified)

I will ensure this sport is supported in Australia, so we can dominate yet another

#60

Dan said 07/12/06, 9:19 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#59

shaphan said 07/12/06, 4:43 pm (verified)

I would join but have a left eye twitch like a humming bird

#58

Tony T said 06/10/06, 1:15 pm (verified)

I support this petition because it would make for interesting TV.. they should also allow competitors to advertise while in the games (commercialize the olympics some more) much like Nascar and autosports. I would rather see Two people look to give each other a beatdown than cars in a 200 MPH merry-go-round.

#57

jessica kennedy said 06/09/06, 8:47 pm (verified)

because Tony can bring home the gold for America!

#56

Wally said 05/28/06, 5:56 am (verified)

I can't wait to see Patterson moon everyone from the winner's podium

#55

Betsy said 05/26/06, 9:36 pm (verified)

It is just hard to not blink, you know? that takes skillz... like standing on your hands on a pommel horse. or twirling that little ribbon without letting it touch the ground. SKILLZ man. skillz

#54

lee said 05/24/06, 5:01 am (verified)

I practice my skills in the shower..

#53

Donnie Anderson said 05/20/06, 5:22 am (verified)

I am the best promoter on earth if not every other planet too.

#52

tony terry said 04/28/06, 11:29 pm (verified)

Don't feel obligated becasue you have to

#51

walnuts00 said 04/28/06, 11:25 pm (verified)

why not, someone might actually watch the olympics

#50

DJaz4500 said 04/28/06, 11:16 pm (verified)

my eyes are spinning

#49

Larry D said 04/28/06, 11:13 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#48

Maddox said 04/26/06, 4:07 am (verified)

I am not wearing pants

#47

Johnny McCaul said 04/24/06, 10:23 pm (verified)

(: :)

#46

Peter Dohal said 04/24/06, 10:18 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#45

Kennsington III said 04/06/06, 8:30 am (verified)

Patterson, please stop calling my wife.

#44

Buck Dorley said 04/02/06, 9:14 pm (verified)

as long as korean mccord isn't allowed to muck everything up again

#43

joey b. said 03/28/06, 2:57 am (verified)

I'm with Spy in The House of Love!

#42

Donald Dixon said 03/08/06, 8:40 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#41

Bill Ranquest said 03/08/06, 8:39 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#40

Dave Menashe said 03/05/06, 6:50 pm (verified)

A much better sport than Synchronized swimming

#39

spy in house said 03/04/06, 5:52 pm (verified)

all shall see the glory!

#38

Mark Tudoni said 02/21/06, 12:31 am (verified)

I support this petition. Long live staresown

#37

monster2000 said 02/16/06, 11:01 pm (verified)

who is JR?

#36

Rebia said 02/14/06, 8:38 pm (verified)

Ellinika

#35

Luther Wright said 02/14/06, 8:33 pm (verified)

yes

#34

Paolo Victor said 02/14/06, 2:37 am (verified)

Ma che!

#33

Lo Braz said 02/14/06, 2:36 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#32

John Hastings said 02/13/06, 7:09 pm (verified)

www.startstaring.com

#31

Lauren said 02/13/06, 7:07 pm (verified)

funny stuff

#30

Ellen said 02/13/06, 7:05 pm (verified)

This is hilarious.

#29

Terry said 02/13/06, 6:59 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#28

Yev said 02/13/06, 6:56 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#27

Franklin said 02/13/06, 6:55 pm (verified)

support the little guy

#26

David Emmack said 02/13/06, 6:52 pm (verified)

****

#25

Jessica Gardner said 02/13/06, 6:50 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#24

Adam Hart said 02/13/06, 6:47 pm (verified)

this is weird but funny

#23

Corey Brooks said 02/13/06, 6:44 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#22

Sing Lee said 02/13/06, 6:44 pm (verified)

Let's get Staredown in Beijing 2008.

#21

Kathryn said 02/13/06, 6:42 pm (verified)

let's make this happen

#20

Don Harrington said 02/13/06, 6:38 pm (verified)

I'll be there

#19

Matthew said 02/13/06, 6:36 pm (verified)

hell yes

#18

Kelly Slack said 02/13/06, 6:32 pm (verified)

yes it should be

#17

Andy Newman said 02/13/06, 6:30 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#16

kevin said 02/13/06, 6:28 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#15

Jay said 02/13/06, 6:26 pm (verified)

Patterson is washed up

#14

Jamie said 02/13/06, 6:24 pm (verified)

Stare at me

#13

John Winkerton said 02/13/06, 6:12 pm (verified)

beats curling.

#12

Jennny Tate said 02/13/06, 6:08 pm (verified)

Tony is so HOT!

#11

Johnny said 02/13/06, 5:52 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#10

Will P. said 02/13/06, 4:16 am (verified)

Patterson RULES

Alex said 02/13/06, 1:46 am (verified)

Fuckin' a

"The Bishop" Al Harris said 02/13/06, 1:42 am (verified)

See y'all there

"The Bishop" Al Harris said 02/13/06, 1:42 am (verified)

See y'all there

Ted Rodgers said 02/13/06, 1:40 am (verified)

I support this petition.

Bobby Franklin said 02/13/06, 1:39 am (verified)

You guys are crazy, but more power to you!

Ernie Armstrong said 02/13/06, 1:37 am (verified)

We're big time now!!!

Tony Patterson said 02/13/06, 1:35 am (verified)

Send my ass to the Olympics!

Alex Everett said 02/13/06, 1:32 am (verified)

Long Live Staredown

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