We the people of the intelligent portion of planet Earth cordially request that if you don't know what the hell you're talking about, or are unqualified to talk about something, do not open your mouth.

We ask that the unintelligent members of our race think before they speak, and remember to always research things before they say them.

We also request that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and anyone else involved in Scientology be shot into the sun.

Finally, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline (more commonly known as Cletus McK-Fed), and all celebrities barring Alyson Hannigan have their mouths stapled shut.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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