Put and End to Stupid Petitions Petition
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Author: Crake Geobbles
Started: March 9, 2006, 7:46:56 pm
Target: Anyone who cheapens democracy through the creation of thoroughly moronic internet petitions, as well as all n00bs.
Category: Uncategorized
Supporters:

9
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
Is anybody else sick of those people who create petitions about idiotic things like internet hoaxes? Stop being such n00blings and at least GOOGLE something, before you create a petition about cruelty to animals or the consumption of dead fetuses in Japan. Ever heard the phrase CHAIN LETTER SCAM? No I wouldn't expect you to have. Gullible morons. Bonsai Kitten is a HOAX. A university student for laughs created a fake website using PHOTOSHOP'd images of kittens being tortured and then had it posted to observe the reaction. Have some wit about you and don't make us entirely lose faith in democracy and the power of an intelligent majority. All in favour say "STFU N00BS!"




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SSLB said 01/17/07, 11:08 pm (verified)
I support this petition.
#9

Your mother said 01/17/07, 9:10 am (verified)
No, it is all true! There are no hoaxes in the internet. If so many people believe the stories, they must be true! And online petitions work! I will now start a "Stop the Petition"!
#8

Greg said 01/16/07, 8:37 pm (verified)
Wee! eh Wii!
#7

anti-anna said 09/15/06, 4:29 am (unverified)
because it is full of win. I support this petition because I know how to spell, and I can tell the difference between homonyms and am aware of their proper usage in a sentence [or should I say "they're" proper usage in a sentence, hm Anna?]. It is clear to me what type of people actually enjoy idiotic petitions. Congratulations Anna, you fail at life. And grammar.
#6

anna said 03/13/06, 5:02 am (verified)
i disagree i actually find these ridiculous petitions quite funny...nah keep em coming...their hilarious!
#5

glenn said 03/11/06, 4:58 pm (verified)
tjah, n00bs will die. n00bs; zOMG BONER KITENS WAH WAH WAH WAH OMGOMGZ [are shot]
#4

The Pwnerer said 03/10/06, 3:25 am (verified)
I will PWN all these n00bs on COD2 2nite. Also, ppl that believe everything they hear or see on the internet are prolly also the same reason publications like "Weekly World News" stay in circulation. Most ppl are stupid and should be shot with a desert eagle pistol
#3

Elmware said 03/10/06, 12:19 am (verified)
Amen to that! I get sick of seeing hoax posted as a petition on this site so STFU NOOBS! If Bonsai kitten was real, it would be a cruel thing to do, but it's a hoax people. Same with the so-called KFC and mistreatment of animals, when KFC doesn't even rais their own chickens in the first place. They buy them from poultry companies.
#2

A noob said 03/09/06, 7:46 pm (verified)
Making Bonsai kittens is cruel.
#1