It has come to my attention that a certain young man named Michael George Ball has not been washing. Well ...
dirty.
bloody.
bastard.
There is NO excuse for not taking a shower or bath and there is NO excuse for smelling that way all the time.
This is a petition to encourage the Labour government to institutionalise him into a place where he will be forced to bathe - in disinfectant. Sort of a giant septic tank, if you will. He will stay there for 8 days. And, if still alive, released to his *****es & ho's after his sentence has been served.
It is our job to see he washes.
Please sign.

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