Parker has been hampered by a problem that no college aged person should ever have to deal with. His affliction is one that is VERY curable but in most cases it would require some sort of normal conversation between him and a female. He has what most people call "Pussy on a Pedestal" syndrome where he has built sex up to be so incredible that when opportune moment arises he freezes up. This debilitating issue could be cured by a few girls with the "healing touch" if he had more clear confirmation. So if there are any people out there that are as enraged as I am about this debonair swashbuckler, we call Parker, still being a virgin then let me hear your voices. Please sign our petition with any appropriate comments!

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