XENU IS DISPLEASED WITH THE THETANS! MY MASTER PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD FOILED BY RON L HUBBARD! SUCH A SIMPLE SMALL DICKED MAN COULD FOIL MY MASTER PLOT OF DOMINATION! I UNLEASH THE FURY OF 10,000 SOULS UPON YOU! YOU LOCKED ME UP IN A VOLCANO WITH AOL DIAL-UP INTERNET, AND I CAN'T CANCEL IT! WHEN I ESCAPE I WILL UNLEASH THE FURY OF 30 GALAXIES UPON YOUR SOULS!!!!!
hugs and kisses,
EVIL LORD XENU
I support this petition because the cult of Scientology should not be allowed to financially exploit and emotionally manipulate individuals seeking spiritual support, much less at tax payers' expense.
Scientology at it's heart is a revamped and softened version of a satanic cult. It's a maliscious and vindictive orginization whoes sole purpose is to subtley try to take over the world and make money through brainwashing tactics and harassment.