PIRATES SUCK

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Author: Benjamin Edelman

Started: November 5, 2005, 3:47:27 am

Target: Pirates

Category: Uncategorized

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1,000,000

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Active

If you think pirates are just drunk, stupid, and pointless guys who got there legs and eyes chopped out, and you think Ninjas are so much cooler, and you think Pirates should be exiled from the face of this earth, then sign this petition...

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Random Person said 1 hour ago (unverified)

I support this petition.

#54

barack obama said 07/30/09, 8:11 am (unverified)

I support this petition.

#53

more rum squire said 12/25/08, 6:18 pm (verified)

no one likes a ninja mincer dancing around thinking they are tough! Pirates are tops! Save your wavy arm tactics for other like wise mincers who think ninjas are 'kewl'!

#52

dildo baggins said 04/21/08, 8:37 am (verified)

Nay to mincers (oops, ninjas)! Yay to Pirates!

#51

Sue said 04/21/08, 5:59 am (verified)

they are a disgrace to pittsburgh

#50

A Parrot said 03/28/08, 7:49 am (verified)

Parrots could kick a mincer ninja arse anyday! Soft shits.

#49

Noah Weingart said 03/28/08, 6:02 am (verified)

I hate pirates and cal with a burning passion.

#48

Needlewarbler said 12/22/07, 4:57 pm (verified)

Pirates these days are too glamorized. They aren't noble,they aren't made from the byproduct of Tree Sap (How'd that happen?), they don't fight against the government and don't have civility and grace. Pirates just steal your stuff and catch scurvy.

#47

Paul Y. said 12/16/07, 5:20 pm (verified)

Seriously, pirates have horrible hygiene and they dress like a bunch of fags.Ninjas > Pirates

#46

Troy said 11/01/07, 9:20 am (verified)

I support this petition.

#45

pirate 4 life said 11/01/07, 3:37 am (verified)

Ninjas sux! no fun, goody goody 2 shoes. pirates pown them all.

#44

not a ninja said 10/31/07, 11:37 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#43

ebn50 said 10/18/07, 7:07 am (verified)

Ninjas rock!

#42

Aki said 10/01/07, 7:44 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#41

char bell said 09/30/07, 9:08 pm (verified)

I support this petition.

#40

Odoroki said 09/28/07, 3:15 pm (verified)

Stupid rum drinking illiterates.

#39

Doodstormer said 09/20/07, 1:12 pm (verified)

Yeah! Pirates suck!

#38

Ninjarob said 09/11/07, 3:41 am (verified)

pirates must die

#37

YEK said 07/26/07, 1:10 am (verified)

wow i am sooooo for this!!!! pirates are gay lords wiv peg legs and.... peg eyes??? well the point is: NINJAS ALL THE F*CKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

#36

PGT said 07/25/07, 7:15 pm (verified)

Ninjas all the way! pirates are brainless and pathetic in conmbat, one ninja, wait, one hair from a ninja, can wipe out a whole crew of a pirate ship any day. a pirate needs a whole crew of fellow pirates, a ship, and cannons to be even remotley deadly. a ninja can kill with just about any object.and can pirates do all that magic sh*t that ninjas can do? no. can pirates hide and kill from the shadows? no.PIRATES F*CKIN SUCK! NINJAS FORVER

#35

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