Make my balls a National Monument.
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Author: Johnny Boy
Started: April 18, 2006, 4:14:50 am
Target: U.S. government
Category: Government & Politics
Supporters:

18
Goal:

100,000
Goal Progress:

1% Complete
Status

Active
Have you ever looked at the Lincoln Memorial, or the Washington Monument and thought to yourself “Who the hell is this asshole and why do people give a **** about him”? I know I have. Well this is your opportunity to take a stand against Big brother. Why should we stand in the shadows while men in suits are regarded as heroes? “No more,” I say. That’s why I started this petition to have my testes officially recognized as a national monument. It’s time for the little guy to get some recognition. Isn’t that what America is about? The notion that one man can make a difference. Don’t we live in a free country that supports the idea that a set of glorious balls are just as important as the first president, and deserve to have national recognition? Lets give those Japanese tourists with Nikon cameras slung around their necks a story to pass along to their great grand-kids. “I’ve seen those balls in person, what a sight they were to behold,” they’ll say. Lets let the under-privileged children of America know that, even though they may not have money, or go to a good school, or bathe, their balls are just as important as the next man’s. It’s time to let freedom ring. It’s time for my balls to get a spot in the history books. It’s time to start standing up for the little guy. Remember what America is about, and sign this petition.




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Jesus of America said 04/03/07, 7:56 pm (verified)
Okay man. You do that.
#18

Bolek said 11/29/06, 2:34 am (verified)
My bollocks are worth a monument,first of all.
#17

revrand chokesondick said 07/06/06, 3:04 pm (unverified)
Bedcause my balls would look good in you mums mouth, my afgan origins suggest that my 100% pure meatballs would look good ina fat chicks mouth
#16

Rev. chokesondick said 07/06/06, 3:03 pm (unverified)
because my shiney balls would be beautifull in your mums fat mouth and my afgan origins tell me to fill her mouth with 100% pure meatballs
#15

Sarah said 06/23/06, 3:24 am (unverified)
I support this petition because I just do and I love balls
#14

Chris said 06/23/06, 3:20 am (unverified)
I support this petition because I love your ball, the way they fell in my mouth that is!!
#13

Suarez said 06/23/06, 3:17 am (unverified)
Because I love your balls. There so sweet and tender, around my mouth that is!!
#12

Clevis said 04/23/06, 3:19 pm (verified)
My God...that was brilliant...just the thought of seeing one man's beautiful balls, the balls of a true warrior, the balls of a man who knows exactly what freedom is, the balls of a man who can fight for what he believes in...just that thought makes me all teary-eyed...I'll sign your petition!
#11

VAT said 04/22/06, 1:05 am (verified)
damn youre deep
#10

Kristin said 04/21/06, 4:11 am (verified)
I support this petition. woo hoo
#9

deepawk murdersloot said 04/20/06, 3:15 am (verified)
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#8

Desiree said 04/20/06, 3:10 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#7

Luietenant Dan said 04/19/06, 11:18 pm (verified)
Fuck yeah man! I was burned pretty bad in an accident over in Iraq when our humvee was attacked. Two of the men with me did not make itout alive so even though I was badly burned over72% of my body I feel pretty lucky. The doctors surgically repaired the side of my face and most of my neck with large pieces of beef jerky.It's pretty nice looking and I don't evenneed to wear cologne whrn I go out anymore. They upholstered my back with the same leather they use in mercedes benz. My whole back is as smooth as a baby's butt! For my arms they used acouple of leather GUCCI purses which is cool causeI can carry so much stuff now. The only problem was I was almost mugged twice for the purses whenI was in Chicago cause theives thought they were real purses, not my arms. My chest was done with a new hybrid salami mix that goes great on crackers. My new weiner is somewhere between a rawhide and a pig's ear which is great because it never goes limp when I drink too much. It does take a lot of lube for the ladies though. My legs were easy, we just used a couple of old hooker's boots and lace them up real tight. Itis amazing what technology they have out there today and I think everyone should have the right to a proper doctor that can perform these types of operations on soldiers. Oh yeah, I think crotchless leather wheel chairs are great too!Mine is motorized . Only goes about 3-4 miles per hour but it can carry me and the ol lady up the hill to my house and the afternoon breeze feels great on my balls. Did I tell you they were made of an old bull scrotum?
#6

Kat E. said 04/19/06, 10:30 pm (verified)
*rolls on floor laffing* that sounds like such a stupid idea, but so wonderful at the same time. on one condition; Let me kick it to bits as soon as it's finished.
#5

dennydude69 said 04/19/06, 9:09 pm (verified)
gayfer
#4

joran slanderboot said 04/19/06, 7:51 am (verified)
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#3

Don Balsley said 04/19/06, 12:27 am (verified)
I love you and your balls.
#2

Mrs Gogo said 04/18/06, 4:14 am (verified)
As long as I can give em' a good swift kick whilst wearing steel-toe boots, sure, I'll sign your petition.
#1