cruise-haters unite! i've been talking for WEEKS about tom cruise and his ridiculous antics, his self-righteousness, and his idiocy. i say, as americans, it is our duty to boycott.
Here's my mini-biography...
In 1976, if you had told 14 year old Franciscan seminary student Thomas Cruise Mapother IV that one day in the not too distant future he would be considered one of the top 100 movie stars of all time, he would have probably grinned and told you that his ambition was to become a priest. Nonetheless, this sensitive, deeply religious youngster who was born in 1962 in Syracuse, New York, was destined to become Tom Cruise, one of the highest paid and most sought after actors in screen history. The only son (among four children) of nomadic parents young Tom spent his boyhood eternally on the move and by the time he was 14 he had attended 15 different schools in the US and Canada. He finally settled in Glen Ridge, New Jersey, with his mother and her new husband. While in high school, he developed an interest in acting and abandoned his plans of becoming a priest, dropped out of school, and at age 18 headed for New York and a possible acting career. The next 15 years of his life are the stuff of legends. He made his film debut with a small part in Endless Love (1981) and from the outset exhibited an undeniable box office appeal to both male and female audiences.
Though below average height and not particularly handsome in the traditional sense, within 5 years Tom Cruise was starring in some of the top grossing films of the 1980s including Top Gun (1986); The Color of Money (1986), Rain Man (1988) and Born on the Fourth of July (1989). By the 1990s he was one of the highest paid actors in the world earning an average 15 million dollars a picture in such blockbuster hits as _Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)_ , Mission: Impossible (1996) and Jerry Maguire (1996) for which he received an Academy Award Nomination for best actor. In 1990 he renounced his devout Catholic beliefs and embraced The Church Of Scientology claiming that Scientology teachings had cured him of the dyslexia that had plagued him all of h
I'm better than you! I have more money than you! I'm famous and I always get the girl. Now you're going to follow me, the messiah of insanity! You will believe what I say... hahahah...
I'm too stupid to understand what's going on here.
My favorite movie is Cocktail. I based most of my life on it.
I may be dumb, but at least I'm stupid.
WARNING! Supermarket shelves will be bare due large shipments of all medications to Hollywood and the Cruise residence. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY RUSH ORDER!
You've really pissed me off Tom Cruise! I use to love your movies, even though you always sucked as an actor, but now you've really done it you little weasle. It's time you went back on the meds.
This deluded celebrity, fearful and shameful of his reported homosexual inclination, has found a new obsession: alien possession! Way to go Cruiseoid, now you can sorta know what having a soul feels like.
Hey, Tom, you want a Mission: Impossible? How about you meet a group of 200 middle-aged mothers with post-partum depression off their drugs. Let's see your ass get through that, smart ass.
Everyone knows males in Hollywood have to be tall. Get out you short little freak! Go to some nation that likes short, jumpy, freakishly smiling people who like vitamins like you!!!
