Signatures #700 through #800 for the Petition to revoke Tom Cruises citizenship petition
Darth Sidious said 07/03/05, 1:05 pm (verified)
You have been well trained my young apprentice, it is you that shall leave!
#800

Dobio said 07/03/05, 1:02 pm (verified)
Wow I'm so canadian...
#799

Nigger said 07/03/05, 12:58 pm (verified)
HE BE A KRAZI ASS NIGGUH BIZNATCH!!!! FAWK YOU'S!
#798

Bill Cosby said 07/03/05, 12:57 pm (verified)
whhaaazaaa
#797

Black Eyed peas said 07/03/05, 12:57 pm (verified)
He funked with my heart
#796

Modjo said 07/03/05, 12:56 pm (verified)
Fo sho'.
#795

Ken Watanabe said 07/03/05, 12:56 pm (verified)
Why did I have work him in the Last Samurai?
#794

Adolf Hitler said 07/03/05, 12:55 pm (verified)
wie haf plenty of space for mister cruise. a nice summercamp.
#793

I can write in bold. said 07/03/05, 12:51 pm (verified)
Tom I'm your mother.
#792

HTML said 07/03/05, 12:50 pm (verified)
lol
#791

Random alien #821 said 07/03/05, 12:46 pm (verified)
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#790

This signiture has said 07/03/05, 12:46 pm (verified)
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#789

Tom Cruise stunt double said 07/03/05, 12:45 pm (verified)
I've waited years for this.
#788

Random alien #137 said 07/03/05, 12:43 pm (verified)
Zhek alir bat. ARtE unt yorn!
#787

Santa Claus said 07/03/05, 12:41 pm (verified)
You have been a very bad boy.
#786

Nicole Kidman said 07/03/05, 12:41 pm (verified)
Get him out so I can keep the kids.EL-OH-EL
#785

Robert Duvall said 07/03/05, 12:39 pm (verified)
I was talking trash about you behind the set of Days of Thunder while I was ****ing Nicole Kidman. It was glorious, anyway, leave the country.
#784

Yoda said 07/03/05, 12:36 pm (verified)
Sent him away, we must.
#783

Darth Vader said 07/03/05, 12:36 pm (verified)
Tom, I am your father. I'm putting you up for adoption. RIGHT NOW!
#782

Bill Gates said 07/03/05, 12:35 pm (verified)
I'm sick of him, and I am willing to give $100000 to every person that signs this petition.
#781

C3P0 said 07/03/05, 12:34 pm (verified)
If I are ableto feel the hate me feel the hate to him yes.
#780

Randy Solem said 07/03/05, 12:30 pm (verified)
We love you Tom, but you gotta know when to quit GOODBYE.
#779

John Smith said 07/03/05, 12:28 pm (verified)
Hi, I'm John Smith
#778

Rotten_Foreskin said 07/03/05, 12:26 pm (verified)
tom cruise sucksorz my foreskinzor.
#777

Ozcar said 07/03/05, 12:26 pm (verified)
War of the Worlds sucked.
#776

-Liam- said 07/03/05, 12:25 pm (verified)
Tom Cruise is a crazy psychopath.
#775

Wade Fulp said 07/03/05, 12:25 pm (verified)
I agree with my bro, KILL THE BASTARD!!!!!
#774

Dobio said 07/03/05, 12:23 pm (verified)
I'm a canadian ****!
#773

Tom Fulp said 07/03/05, 12:22 pm (verified)
Tom Cruise, GO HOME.
#772

Tom Cruise said 07/03/05, 12:18 pm (verified)
I rule, and I'm never going away!
#771

Stephen said 07/03/05, 12:12 pm (verified)
the last samurai can kiss my ass
#770

Hank said 07/03/05, 12:07 pm (verified)
Ok... I don't even live in the US but damn, throw him out.
#769

mac holland said 07/03/05, 12:03 pm (verified)
i hope this actually makes to 50,000. i'll get some friends to help
#768

Katie Holmes said 07/03/05, 11:37 am (verified)
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!! I used Tom for publicity, and it turned out to be a huge mistake! Chris Come Back To Me!!!
#767

Thomas J said 07/03/05, 11:30 am (verified)
Cruise is a F'n idiot. He is an elitist f'tard and needs to keep his mouth shut. F'n biggot!!
#766

Ally Clambake said 07/03/05, 11:30 am (verified)
Operation Clambake rules! Tom Cruise is holding poor-lame Katie hostage, and force-feeding her Dianetics! Please, sign this petition--for the kids!
#765

Mike Hunt said 07/03/05, 11:10 am (verified)
****in whacko scientologist!
#764

Jim Couganey said 07/03/05, 10:49 am (verified)
We need to get tom out of this country, then Sean Penn.... MI2 sucked by the way...
#763

Derek J. Miller said 07/03/05, 10:25 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#762

Douglas Grossman said 07/03/05, 10:10 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#761

Angel said 07/03/05, 10:07 am (verified)
Tom, baby, please just stop this pointless sharade and just tell everyone exactly how you feel. i know you love the young boys like michael, but it's ok, you would be less persecuted for being a child molester than for being a crazy ass closeted homo. Call me. i miss u.
#760

Elicious said 07/03/05, 9:59 am (verified)
Hahahahahahaha you're so short...go to hell.
#759

nglno2 said 07/03/05, 9:55 am (verified)
It is now clear to me why Tom's former PR manager always kept him well hidden from the public. He is freakin nuts and needs to go back to the old, voiceless tom cruise be cause this guys scares kids and molests old people.
#758

john said 07/03/05, 9:51 am (verified)
Peace, Bitch!!!
#757

Scott M said 07/03/05, 9:38 am (verified)
adios amigo!
#756

You guys are gay said 07/03/05, 9:32 am (verified)
Shut up already.
#755

Caleb Knox said 07/03/05, 9:31 am (verified)
Seeya!
#754

Adam said 07/03/05, 9:29 am (verified)
bye bye!
#753

Jim said 07/03/05, 9:29 am (verified)
Tom, i'm sorry to be so bold, but i feel you must be told. Your time here in America was a hoot, but now it's time for the boot. But don't cry about it, it won't change ****, just pack your bags, your money, and split.
#752

K Davis said 07/03/05, 9:27 am (verified)
xenu is now his master....huh?
#751

idiots said 07/03/05, 9:27 am (verified)
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS, DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME.
#750

sean hughes said 07/03/05, 9:25 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#749

Mike Dore said 07/03/05, 9:24 am (verified)
Way to ruin War of the Worlds, Tom, it would have been great without your sorry ass.
#748

Steve B said 07/03/05, 9:22 am (verified)
Tom Cruise, I hate Top Gun now..... basturd!
#747

paul said 07/03/05, 9:12 am (verified)
get the **** out.
#746

jared honquest said 07/03/05, 9:03 am (verified)
god i hate you and mission impossible sucked balls
#745

Tom.Cruise said 07/03/05, 9:01 am (verified)
YOU ARE ALL JUST JELIOUS, FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. COME HOME TO ME NICOLE, I WILL DO THE DISHES THIS TIME.
#744

I am Canadian said 07/03/05, 8:56 am (verified)
Just don't send him to Canada. People who believe they are inhabited by the souls of dead aliens frighten me.
#743

Kevin Dugas said 07/03/05, 8:54 am (verified)
Please get Tom off of the air. He is a self-loathing idiot.
#742

josh cross said 07/03/05, 8:50 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#741

alex said 07/03/05, 8:50 am (verified)
psuedo actor
#740

Amy said 07/03/05, 8:42 am (verified)
For God Sake. Please stop this man.
#739

Wookie said 07/03/05, 8:39 am (verified)
UUUUUUUNGH!
#738

Anna said 07/03/05, 8:36 am (verified)
Free Katie!
#737

A Cherry said 07/03/05, 8:35 am (verified)
Go live with your alien friends!!!
#736

George Bush said 07/03/05, 8:31 am (verified)
I may be a ****ing retard, but I know when I see a good petition to sign. Word up Home Boyz!
#735

roger goodgion said 07/03/05, 8:28 am (verified)
When he laughs, if you look into his eyes, you will see the absense of anything good. Only evil remains. Get him out of my ****in country
#734

Emily M said 07/03/05, 8:27 am (verified)
America is a better place without this alien. Sorry for the country that ends up with him.
#733

Rob Nash said 07/03/05, 8:20 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#732

Trent Reznor said 07/03/05, 8:18 am (verified)
Kick him out! :D
#731

gonk said 07/03/05, 8:18 am (verified)
gonk
#730

Jennifer Tosch said 07/03/05, 8:17 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#729

Elizabeth M. said 07/03/05, 8:15 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#728

Tim said 07/03/05, 8:14 am (verified)
Tom, can XENU hookup some XANAX, or is that against your cult beliefs?
#727

Herbie T said 07/03/05, 8:12 am (verified)
get away from my couch!
#726

Jim H. said 07/03/05, 8:11 am (verified)
I am your leader XENU. Hook me up with Katie Holmes or I will Vaporize you.
#725

james robert wray said 07/03/05, 8:10 am (verified)
leave tom cruise
#724

Paul Garcia said 07/03/05, 8:09 am (verified)
Tom, in my country, if you did what you do in America, we would eat your brains.
#723

Tom said 07/03/05, 8:06 am (verified)
You're movies are a disgrace to dyslexic people everywhere. DIE.
#722

joe owen said 07/03/05, 8:04 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#721

Tom said 07/03/05, 8:02 am (verified)
what a ****ing dooshbag, and if someone yells at you, arnt they signing the pettition
#720

rim job lesinski said 07/03/05, 7:59 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#719

patrick callahan said 07/03/05, 7:55 am (verified)
i here siberia nice douchebag.
#718

DanYT said 07/03/05, 7:48 am (verified)
As a divoted catholic i hate tom crusie and his stupid ass religion.
#717

Kyle Haney said 07/03/05, 7:46 am (verified)
GET OUT!
#716

Josh Milillo said 07/03/05, 7:45 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#715

Sam W said 07/03/05, 7:25 am (verified)
Go back to your home planet, freak!
#714

Jocelyn said 07/03/05, 7:21 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#713

Kiley said 07/03/05, 7:21 am (verified)
like a peeimp
#712

Sam W said 07/03/05, 7:20 am (verified)
Go back to your home planet, freak!
#711

Teri Reid said 07/03/05, 7:07 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#710

steve hicks said 07/03/05, 7:03 am (verified)
Fucking leave... and may you catch AIDS and die believing that meditaion will cure you... you smug arrogant horses ass...
#709

Tom Perkins said 07/03/05, 6:59 am (verified)
YES! That's all I have to say.
#708

Tommy Belair said 07/03/05, 6:57 am (verified)
Lol, if this works I'm definatly keeping the newspaper for that day. LMAO!
#707

the real Jason Lafland said 07/03/05, 6:51 am (verified)
dude i may be gay but well stop making fun of my homosexuality ;( im gunna go listen to elton john now o yea fuck tom cruise
#706

Meghan said 07/03/05, 6:47 am (verified)
To "Meghan" from Tom Cruise shutup petition: You know you are a real idiot to make such quick judgmental claims. If you WORKED around schizophrenics or better yet, had a family member with schizophrenia and committed suicide, you and your Tommy boy would have to be a little more considerate. I don't care about your lab tests. Work around someone who says he has a radio in his stomach or hears voices coming from the water tower... This is difference in BRAIN CHEMISTRY. So maybe not found on your blood test, but the meds required to treat these individuals suffering to make them more "normal" would be definitely harmful to a person without the said diagnosis. So Tom Cruise says this "masks" the problem. Hope one of his kids turns out to be schizophrenic, maybe a former straight A student. Guess Tom would have to become a little more empathetic. Am glad Brooke Shields put him in his place in the New York Times column. He's never been pregnant or had a child. What a shallow jerk. He deserves to be humbled by all of the people who hate him right now. Karma, Tommy boy. Buh-bye to your stupid career.
#705

Hugh Jazz said 07/03/05, 6:45 am (verified)
Help me, the one-eyed sargent is firing off blanks!!
#704

Timothy Beckley Eastman said 07/03/05, 6:45 am (verified)
please remove Mr. Cruise from the country
#703

Ben Dover said 07/03/05, 6:41 am (verified)
ugh yea im hung like a moose
#702

Tom Cruise said 07/03/05, 6:40 am (verified)
Your souls will never be at rest, and you are all poor compared to me. I
#701