Signatures #100 through #200 for the Harry and Hermione are destined for each other petition
OMG, i am the biggest fan! (w/e) said 07/25/05, 4:52 am (verified)
OMG, how could you stupid He/R ppl think that its gonna happen!? I mean, didn't you see when Hermione told Ron off for hitting Harry?! It was an obvious show of her love for him!!!!. (I'm kidding by the way, in case you didn't catch that). Please. And the fact that 1. Ron said, "I love you Hermione." after she helped him out and she blushed, 2. Ron asked Harry "casually" if Hermione was going to stop by the hospital wing to see him before she went down to the match, 3. He was holding her (she did NOT go to Harry) at the funeral, and 4. JKR SAID that they were together, had absolutley NOTHING to do w/ Ron and Hermione's feeling for eachother. Geez, how could anyone make that connection?! I mean! It's just delusional!
#200

Yo, this is directed towards you Harmione said 07/25/05, 4:52 am (verified)
Harmione, I guess you'd know a lot about being a slut. I've seen pics of you on the net. and stop talkin' about your self cuz... You have AIDS (you've got the aids) I hope that you seeeeee, this is not HIVVVVVVVVv..... BUT FULL BLOWN AIDS!
#199

;-P said 07/25/05, 4:43 am (verified)
Ok, I would just like to give who ever wrote this petition a great big smile, for whoever it was gave me the biggest laugh I've had in a very long time. It definitely made my day. And I love how about 97% of the people who "signed" your petition are making fun of you. Oh, and by the way, sign #53, pumpkinhead, I think you need to spend a little less time typing up stupid arguments like that and go back to school for a while. I mean, "I can't belief you would do this awful writing to us!" Please.
#198

Harmonie said 07/25/05, 4:39 am (verified)
why would Hermoine want Ron like whats he eva done Harry is the MANE CHARECTER!!!! oh yeah uh ps i dont know if u noyiced but Ginny is a SLUT!!!!! like Harry gets AIDS in Book 7 JKR cant do this its ronG!!!
#197

Jack said 07/25/05, 4:28 am (verified)
I agree wiht Eric, Harry/Hermionie SHITTERS! And besides, if you think that Harry and Hermionie will get together, you are the stupidestpersontoeverlive . and you Harry and Hermionie shippers, I know people on crack that make more sense than you.
#196

You Are Delusional said 07/25/05, 4:28 am (verified)
I love these arguements. Everyone fighting for their ship...But HP is not about the ships. Why doesn't anyone get that? Y'know, its real sad that you can't find real fans anymore. Everyone just wants their ship to take sail or their prediction to take place.
#195

Harmonie said 07/25/05, 4:27 am (verified)
hey guyz post 193 is NOT ME dnot beleive it!!!!!!
#194

The stupidest person to ever live said 07/25/05, 4:26 am (verified)
OMG! I'm under the impression that Harry and Hermionie already had 2 children, of corse they luv eachother. ANd ron and Ginny are Married for christs sake, stop saying that Harry and Ginny/ Ron and Hermionie will get together. And yes, an my name says, I am indeed the stupidest person ever.
#193

Someone said 07/25/05, 4:21 am (verified)
What a waste. GROW UP. Seriously. How pathetic. Are you or are you not a HP fan? I truly doubt it. Freak.
#192

Harmonie said 07/25/05, 4:20 am (verified)
Please ignore what I just posted, I forgot to take my meds today. Now that I have taken my meds, I know how to spell, use proper punctuation, and realize that the only one for Hermione is Ron. Please forgive me for the stupidity of my last post. :) Thanks!
#191

Harmonie said 07/25/05, 4:17 am (verified)
cme ON guyz Heron is a ABUSISVE relatioship like the canaries? HELLO? i rest my case Harmonie 4EVER!!!!!!1
#190

Haha said 07/25/05, 4:17 am (verified)
I agree! Only ONE person out of 191 people!!!! TAKE THAT! You can't do this! It's JKR's book, not yours! So GIVE. IT. UP. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? LOL It's NOT YOUR book. If it was, you could've done w/e u wanted. but it isn't. so shut the hell up.
#189

SO FUNNY!! said 07/25/05, 4:06 am (verified)
I found it HILLARIOUS that everyone except number 167 actually supported this petition!! FUNNY!! I'm with everyone else in saying GET OVER IT!! I mean, I would've liked Harry and Hermione to get together too..but I don't hate JKR for writing her book her way! Anyways I just had to sign for sheer amusment!
#188

none of your business said 07/25/05, 4:05 am (verified)
OMG! You ARE delusional. She's a human being, when someone says something funny, she'll laugh. God, what do you want her to be, a robot? There was absolutely NO evendence to support Harry/Hermione, so just deal with it. Not to mention they the HP books are her books. She can write whatever she wants and you have to deal with it. They are her characters, not yours and she is the only one who really knows them. You are immature and idiotic. And you have compleatly missed the whole point of the books. Who in the world cares who hooks up with who, it's a bit part of the books. Honestly, people like you give the TRUE HP fans a bad name.
#187

Eric said 07/25/05, 4:04 am (verified)
Harry/Hermionie shippers? More like Harry and Hermionie shitters. I'm only signing this cuz she laughed at the word "delusional" referred to the HUNDREDS or Harry and Hermionie shipers. There isn't even 1000, it just seems like a lot because H/Hr peeps complain on the net. So stop false advertising. It's like saying you get a 200 pound burger when it's only 4 ounces.
#186

Kristin said 07/25/05, 4:04 am (verified)
I doubt this will affect any other Harry Potter publications even if the event happens than enough people actually DO boycott the book. There's only one book left to publish, you see. You were wrong. You read into something that wasn't there. We all make mistakes. We all get over it.
#185

Hermione and /Ron 4 ever said 07/25/05, 3:59 am (verified)
Uhhh.... wow- get a life.
#184

Prongs said 07/25/05, 3:21 am (verified)
I poke you with my antlers a second time!
#183

Rav said 07/25/05, 3:11 am (verified)
I believe that the author of a piece has a right to write whatever she likes. Only one comment of 182 actually supportted the petition. Sad.
#182

Hermione said 07/25/05, 3:10 am (verified)
You are the delusional one! My relationship with Harry is purely platonic, but frankly it's none of your business how I feel about either one of them! Harry, Ron, Ginny and I are all displeased at your display of ignorance and your desperate cry for attention!
#181

The Moon said 07/25/05, 3:10 am (verified)
even the poster of "you can own land on the moon" under this box is more interesting than you idoits.
#180

... said 07/25/05, 3:08 am (verified)
you guys should ban book seven. then we wouldn't have to hear you harping about Harry and Hermione anymore.
#179

Mr. Padfoot said 07/25/05, 3:06 am (verified)
Mr. Padfoot agrees with Mr. Josh and would like to advise that these petitioners get a life.
#178

Josh said 07/25/05, 2:58 am (verified)
Wow i find it amazing that most of the people that signed this petition basically want to tell you how much of an idiot you are. Get a life. Stop hanging to fiction. And if you read the interview again youll see that JKR never agreed to the word "delusional", whether she laughed at it or not.she probably laughed at Emerson's choice of words, not because she agreed with it. I think someoen needs to start a petition for anyone that thinks otter whatevers a lunatic...Id definitely sign that one
#177

Prongs said 07/25/05, 2:55 am (verified)
I must admit it is slightly concerning that some might question JKR's athourity about her own books. :)
#176

HAHAHAHAHAHA! said 07/25/05, 2:40 am (verified)
GINNY/HARRY ALL OF THE WAY!!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIVE WITH IT? GO SNIFF SOME FLOO POWDER OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF TRYING TO PETITION THE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!
#175

You Suck!!!! said 07/25/05, 2:36 am (verified)
This petition sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#174

BLOODY HELL NO! said 07/25/05, 2:34 am (verified)
Look, JKR tried to be polite to you guys. And if you really read the interview. She laughed, yeah, but cool down before whatever you say will come back to you. Oi. Just let it be.
#173

Aisling said 07/25/05, 1:55 am (verified)
i just had to sign this petition as soon as i heard that harry/hermione shippers referred to as Harmony's! hey, mayhaps if jkr saw this, she might change her mind... just a thought! don't particularly like ron/hermione but it was obvious it would happen. what do people think of tonks and lupin though?
#172

shut up said 07/25/05, 1:49 am (verified)
Gosh, harry/hermione is so not happening and JKR did drop ANVIL SIZED HINTS. Get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#171

i dont give asylum patients my name!!!! said 07/25/05, 1:47 am (verified)
good joke, i cant wait for the next one. Oh and also if JKR reads this...ENJOY this slightly sick but otherwise hilarious joke.
#170

katie said 07/25/05, 1:26 am (verified)
You're insane! Who CARES! IT's a fictional book about a boy wizard and you obviously don't know Harry and Hermione enough to think they would get together! Ron/Hermione has been OBVIOUS since the start of the series! It was also pretty obvious that Harry would get together with Ginny, even if they wouldn't stay together for very long. So there.
#169

pollythena said 07/25/05, 1:25 am (verified)
Words fail me
#168

The Other Jo said 07/25/05, 1:25 am (verified)
It's alright that you didn't want Harry to get together with anyone other than Hermione, it's no shame, but this shows that you don't think like Jo Rowling. Which is the biggest shame of all.
#167

crazy person said 07/25/05, 12:46 am (verified)
yes, i am crazy. that is why i think jkr should go back and rewrite book 6 so that harry and hermione get together. because i am abso-friggin-lutely out of my mind. why else would i sign this crazy petition.
#166

Felix said 07/25/05, 12:44 am (verified)
Get. A. Grip.
#165

Susie said 07/25/05, 12:37 am (verified)
It's good that no one seriosuly wrote in this false petition saying things such as "HP/HG all the way! JKR is insane blah blah blah!!" it's nice to know most of us have kept our wits about us- though possibloy dissapointed. I purposefully did not get involved in shyipping... well... maybe i put Luna and harry together for a little bit... (still yhave my hopes ;-D)
#164

Hinoema again said 07/24/05, 8:06 pm (verified)
All right, I've just been told that the originator of the petition has admitted to this being a joke. In that case, I'm sorry I even posted. A laugh is a laugh, but this is ridiculous, and it makes R/Hr shippers look very poor. If it is a joke, I, personally, think enough is enough. This won't help anything.
#163

TRUE fan said 07/24/05, 8:00 pm (verified)
However they may have shipped before HBP, a TRUE fan would want Harry to get back together with Ginny, because Ginny is his "ideal woman" as JKR puts it, and the person who makes him happiest.
#162

The Grey Lady said 07/24/05, 8:00 pm (verified)
You most certainly have ABSOLUTELY NO POWER to ban the books. All you could do is boycott it, and the extremely small number of H/Hr shippers (the ones that think there's still hope) that remain after book 6 are not going to be nearly enough to make a difference in the sails. Get over yourself.
#161

Pyro said 07/24/05, 7:56 pm (verified)
get out of our gene pool
#160

come on!!!!! said 07/24/05, 7:23 pm (verified)
i was one of the people who shipped h/he but i accept that it cannot happen. and i'll admit that ron/hermy and ginny/harry was really cute in the books. i there are many people like me out there and these people are just a minority. lets all invade this thing and rid the world of this scum!! i know that was a bit harsh but still. look at them... sheesh
#159

Katsumi said 07/24/05, 7:21 pm (verified)
I love gag petitions! Great idea! I find it particularly amusing that some people have signed this, thinking it would have any effect. Also, it's funny that some people take shipping this seriously! Great job! I've been giggling off and on for days!
#158

lolololol said 07/24/05, 7:04 pm (verified)
face it man. you guys missed the signals and stuff. deal with it. you say you're not delusional so why did you creat this dumb ass petition????????
#157

Lindsey said 07/24/05, 6:48 pm (verified)
guys please! do what jkrowling said and re-read the books. she planned the ron/hermy romance from book 1 already. you guys just misseed the anvil sized hints she gave in the books and in interviews. its sad that just because one of your thoeries turned out to be wrong you're not gonna read HP anymore. its laughable! there are the sane harry/hermy shippers who say that it's ok and it was just one of their theories and they think that HBP was a great book.... and then there's you get people like you! lol. you should siriusly go read the books again and all the comments that jk has made on ron and hermy getting together. Harry/Ginny!! Ron/Hermione!! Tonks/Lupin!! for ever! yay! lol
#156

Hinoema said 07/24/05, 6:39 pm (verified)
First of all, as a consumer, all you can do is boycott the books, not ban them. Secondly, as far as teh 'ban' of the next book making them reconsider any future titles- well, it's the last one. As in no more. Get the punchline? I didn't think so.
#155

Greg said 07/24/05, 6:00 pm (verified)
Wow.The author of this petition really has a lot of nerve. Why do you think JKR should make it up to you for not making Harry and Hermione come together? Wow...simply stunning. PS: Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione all the way!!!!!
#154

Amanda said 07/24/05, 5:50 pm (verified)
I cannot believe the nerve of some people. No wonder Emmerson called you 'delusional' thats exactly how you're acting. I'm not gonna say that Jo had a right to write what she wanted cause they are her books, cause thats been said a tousand times already. I'm just gonna say...think about it. Jo has said more than once that Harry sees Ron and Hermione as family, so if Harry and Hermione got together it would be like incest, and that would be gross. And there has been no huge plot twist, no knife in the back of fans, Jo has had these relationships planned since the begining. She knew Ron and Hermione would be together and Harry and Ginny would be together (by the way Ginny is not a brat, and some of us, namely me, find that insulting and uncalled for). Ginny is the perfect girl for Harry, and if you can't deal with what the author herself said, then go away. You are giving H/Hr shippers a very bad name. Besides, I highly doubt that some of you not buying the 7th book is really gonna hurt anything.
#153

LMFAO said 07/24/05, 5:27 pm (verified)
To the extremly sad, delusional (but extremly funny)person who created this site: I'm not sure whether to write to you to DEMAND that you say sorry for lowering my IQ by a few hundred points just like you DEMAND that JKR say sorry for her (I quote) 'mistake'. By the way how is it a mistake when JKR had these two couples (Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione)since she started to write HER books (note the emphisise on Her meaning they are her books and not yours to say who gets together with who)? Or i could write on this saying a big thankyou to you and everyone who signed this petition (who the majority btw have signed it to catigorically disagree with you and/or take the piss out of you) for making me laugh harder than I have in ages. I think you should have your own TV show or something it would be hilarious you could call it the mad delusional rants of (insert name here). I would also like to thank Emerson for putting you on the wall of shame because if he hadn't done this i would have never discovered your site or this petition. If this is a joke(which is highly possible) it is extremly funny *falls off chair laughing*
#152

HPfan said 07/24/05, 5:22 pm (verified)
the question is - who is more insane: the person who made up this petition, or pumpkinhead, who wrote in comment #53?
#151

The Grey Lady said 07/24/05, 5:12 pm (verified)
Wow. That's sad. Out of the 149 posts so far (now 50), of them were supporting her Ban Book 7 bull shit. Poor, sad soul. You know, I think I almost feel sorry for her.... nope.
#150

Effing said 07/24/05, 5:10 pm (verified)
Are you implying JKR's doing all this for MONEY?! What are you making her up for? Well, she did say she'll disappoint some of her fans, and I'm assuming you're one of them. See? Even though she knows some of you will lose interest in HP after HBP she went on with it. And you say she's worrying about sales... Please, do us a favour and leave the fandom. Write your own book if you'd like. Lastly, you might want to work on not taking jokes seriously.
#149

The Grey Lady said 07/24/05, 4:53 pm (verified)
Yes, Pupkinhead, I completely agree with you. You, as a single reader, have been so helpful in writing the series. She OWES it to you to get Harry and Hermione together. It's the least you could do after you were such a big help to her. Come ON. You're such a moron. Jo knows her characters WAY better and she knows who should be with whom a lot better than you would, and that goes for anyone else who signed this thing legitimately. It's stupid, get OVER yourselves!
#148

Kirsty said 07/24/05, 4:40 pm (verified)
ha ha. I'm sure the less than 150 fans (and take a lot of that as well because some people like me are just ehre to mock) so about the "50" fans who signed this, I'm sure JKR is shaking in her boots that 50 fan (oh god shock horror) have stopped buying the books. I doubt 50 would ever make the slightest imprint in ehr sales. But cheers for making me realise there are people a lot worse in the head than me. Later bitches
#147

The Grey Lady said 07/24/05, 4:32 pm (verified)
I think everyone who posted on here should come sign my petition to LEAGALIZE BEATING THE CREATOR OF THIS PETITION WITH STICKS AND SHOVELS!
#146

whatever said 07/24/05, 4:31 pm (verified)
You need to understand that the whole Harry Potter series is not just about romance; far from it in fact. If you are devoting a site to slamming JK Rowling for not putting Harry and Hermione together, then that just shows your lack of understanding about the whole book series. The books are about friendship, courage, and other cliched stuff like that. All I can say, is that your petition isn't going to make a difference at all, and since the whole series is JK Rowling's, then she has absolute right to pair whosoever she deems worthy with whoever she wants. And by the way, JKR specifically said that it wasn't her that used the term 'delusional', but Emerson. She was just laughing at his use of it. And if you can't stand being laughed at, then get a life!
#145

TYRAN said 07/24/05, 4:19 pm (verified)
HERMIONE/GINNY/ ALL THE WAY BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#144

Bitch, please said 07/24/05, 3:59 pm (verified)
I'd like to think you made this for a laugh...because if you didn't, the world is in serious trouble.
#143

Hahahah said 07/24/05, 3:52 pm (verified)
I love how you think you can actually make a difference! Thanks for this laugh.
#142

wow said 07/24/05, 3:42 pm (verified)
wow. are you completely STUPID! do you actually think that you out of the millions of potter fans can stop the next book coming out when so many millions of people would do anything to read it now??? you have issues. get a life. face reality. you definetly cant change what has already happend with the hp books and you CANT change what jkr wants to happen!! so far she has written the books without some stupid h/hrm shippers help and she has done a fantastic job! harry/ginny all the way!!!
#141

u have serious problems said 07/24/05, 3:25 pm (verified)
okay, first of all, someone stupid enough to make a petition against jkr's ideas is way to stupid to create a book like harry potter.harry and ginny are perfect for eachother. they are just like harry's parents. ginny has red hair and is very popular and so was harry's mom. ginny is very clever and i think that jkr made the right decision to put them together. how do u feel about ur petition now that everyone is making a joke of it?
#140

get a life you saddo said 07/24/05, 3:22 pm (verified)
nearly evry one who has signed this DISAGREES with you so GET A LIFE PLEASE
#139

You Need A Life said 07/24/05, 3:16 pm (verified)
Well, I think it's obvious that someone has been living vicariously through the FICTIONAL characters in the series. Sad. Very sad.
#138

COOL PERSON said 07/24/05, 3:15 pm (verified)
HEY DUMBASS, WHAT A LOSER EVRYONE KNOWS IT WILL BE HARRY/GINNY AND RON/HERMIONE TO THE END> ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS< HAHAHA I CAN&quot;T TILL THE 7TH BOOK COMES OUT AND WE HAVE IT IN PRINT TO SPEAR IN ALL YOU RETARDED HARRY/HERMIONE SHIPPERS FACES. GET REAL, ITS NOT EVER GONNA HAPPEN. SO CONVERT TO A HARRY/GINNY RON/HERMIONE FAN SHIPPER OR BE A MISERABLE-SELFISH-TRYING- TO-GET-ATTENTION-CRYBABY- CANT-UNDERSTAND-ALL-THE-C LUES-IN-THE-BOOK-LOSER. thats all i have to say except JKR you rock!
#137

this is a joke right? said 07/24/05, 2:23 pm (verified)
you guys are gonna shit when Harry dies at the end of book 7
#136

Haha!!!! said 07/24/05, 2:21 pm (verified)
This is so stupid! All the people signing this petition agree that you&#39;re being a dumbass! When the petition is supposed to be helping you, it&#39;s going against you! Now That&#39;s justice! Ron and Hermione belong together, it&#39;s more than obvious, and as JK Rowling has stated it herself, get over this Harry/Hermione obsession. It&#39;s HER book, not yours, so don&#39;t go demanding stuff you self centred fool. What if Harry and Hermione got together, and a Ron Shipper made a website with the same content about how JK was wrong etc. You&#39;d be annoyed at them for exactly the same reasons why everyone thinks your a dick. Get a life loser!
#135

HarriePotture said 07/24/05, 2:21 pm (verified)
come on peolpe... Hermione/Ginny
#134

This is Stupid said 07/24/05, 2:06 pm (verified)
This is the stupidest thing I&#39;ve ever seen... you seriously need to get a life right away! All of those &quot;stupid emails&quot; the first letter had were all valid points. Obviously you are blind to the great story HBP was. Just because H/Hr didn&#39;t hook up doesn&#39;t give you the right to criticize JKR for making her own story! Get a life!
#133

Pigwidgeon said 07/24/05, 1:46 pm (verified)
I can&#39;t believe the gall of some people. How dare YOU say such things about JK Rowling. &#39;Harry&#39; is her story and it is her world and you have no right what-so-ever to tell her what she should or should not be writing. The story is what it is and if you don&#39;t like it then you&#39;re not a Potter fan. Its obsessive losers like you that give the rest of us bad names. Now, i suggest you grow up, appreciate the books for what they are and respect JK Rowling for the great story teller that she is. And when book 7 comes out we would all appeciate it if you kept you insignificant whining to yourself.
#132

slughorn said 07/24/05, 1:16 pm (verified)
jeeeez your a loser. I neever believed that there were people like u on this planet but u proved with this petition that there are really total moron retarded people like u on this planet... Well thanks anyway for the good laugh!!! I&#39;m a Rowling man trough and trough&quot;&quot;
#131

slughorn said 07/24/05, 1:15 pm (verified)
jeeeez your a loser. I neever believed that there were people like u on this planet but u proved with this petition that there are really total moron retarded people like u on this planet... Well thanks anyway for the good laugh!!! I&#39;m a Rowling man trough and trough&quot;&quot;
#130

Anna said 07/24/05, 1:12 pm (verified)
Wow, I have lost so much faith in the human race after all this started. Some of you really need to grow up, get a sense of humour, and get over yourselves. Does it REALLY matter in the whole scheme of things that H/Hr will not happen? It&#39;s fiction, and it&#39;s JKR&#39;s characters. She can do what she likes with them. And if you seriously get that angry after Jo laughed at something Emerson said - which was all in good fun, fro both parties - then you should really find a good cause and throw yourselves into that, as you seriously as &quot;delusional&quot; to care this much about such a petty issue. Continue on to write Harmony fanfictions, I am in no way saying that you shouldn&#39;t, but just accept (like the 99% of normal H/Hr shippers) that it won&#39;t actually happen in the books. Big deal. Grow up. Get over it.
#129

The Grey Lady said 07/24/05, 1:11 pm (verified)
This is ridiculous. Has anyone bothered to read the other posts? There&#39;s someone who had this big long letter, I think it was on page 1, yelling at Jo, telling her she must apologize. I didn&#39;t read the whole thing; I was afraid of losing any more brain cells after I lost those 600,000 from the first paragraph. Why are people so stupid? You&#39;re SO not a fan if you just give up the books because Harry/Hermione won&#39;t get together - besides the fact that she is still insisting that they&#39;ll get together anyway, so she doesn&#39;t even really know what she&#39;s talking about. Frankly, I&quot;m really concered. For myself, my intellegent R/Hr and non-delusional H/Hr shipper (like them as a couple but know it won&#39;t happen) friends, and for mankind. There are people on here - granted, a very small percentage of them - who ACTUALLY agree with this NUTTER. I can&#39;t even think of a word bad enough to describe these people. What&#39;s a word for extremely unintellegent, insane, arrogant, and selfish all at once?
#128

sophia said 07/24/05, 1:10 pm (verified)
THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE READ IN THE 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE! My God, are you mental? do you have severe brain damage? Go see a doctor, you&#39;re a threat to society.
#127

Tarryn said 07/24/05, 1:04 pm (verified)
Yo. This is like the dumbest thing i read in a long tym. EVRY SINGL PERSON hu has critized u has got a point. U r pathetic. If u wer a tru HP fan, u wldn&#39;t giv a flying fuck wetha or not Harry got with Hermione...Harry and Ginny r perfect for each other..the same way Ron and Hermione r. I laughed so fricking hard wen i read this, becoz no matta WHAT any1 says to u, u will still b compltly &quot;delusional&quot; and tink that u r rite. No1 has signed this petition to support your &quot;theroy&quot;, everi1 just tinks u must grow up. So my advice? do. Becoz dude.. u just suck. Stay with the fan fiction. Thats the only way its gonna happen. Oh, and U THINK that enuf ppl will support this to ban Book 7? Harry Potter is a worldwide phenonmomen. Do u honestly think, that like billions of ppl will support u? U will mor likely to b assainated. Grow up. U r embrassing yorself. It will never happen. and JK rules. And plz child, hu r u 2 say that 2 characters fit togetha??? SHE CRE8d THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
#126

Rach said 07/24/05, 12:51 pm (verified)
You say you&#39;ll BAN book 7?! Yeah, okay, sure, but I doubt that any H/Hr shippers other than yourself are ignorant *cough-delusional-cough* enough to stop reading a brilliant book just because their preferred couple don&#39;t get together. If you&#39;d quit reading HP for such a pathetic and tedious reason, you obviously aren&#39;t a very big fan at all.
#125

dude. DUDE! while i generally dont mind H/Hr shipping, this takes the cake. infact, it takes several cakes the size of Jupiter. Harry and Ginny are perfect for each other, and Ron/Hermione is SOOOO obvious since book 1. OK? Good. btw, &quot;dubya&quot; is an avid Harry/Hermione shipper.
#124

me said 07/24/05, 12:41 pm (verified)
Get a life you sad freak.As Emerson put it, you are delusional.
#123

Ed said 07/24/05, 12:41 pm (verified)
How stupid can someone be to tell someone else how their own story should end? Get a life...while you&#39;re at it, pick up a brain or two to go with it.
#122

Willow said 07/24/05, 12:41 pm (verified)
What a muppet! Is it that you can&#39;t read properly or just that your IQ is so low that you can&#39;t understand what you read?? Why don&#39;t you let JKR worry about what&#39;s going to happen with HER characters and, like a true fan worry about enjoying the books as they are meant to be. Delusional is the perfect word to decribe any muppet who thinks that they can change a masterpiece because they don&#39;t like it!
#121

rosie said 07/24/05, 12:38 pm (verified)
proof that shipping ruins the books. get a life and enjoy the books on their own terms. Ron and Hermione work really well, and you have no right to demand JKR to do anything to her own books. Stop acting like you hate her, if it weren&#39;t for her there would BE no harry potter, you ungrateful brat.
#120

Lucy said 07/24/05, 12:33 pm (verified)
This is the most pointless petition I have ever come across, not to mention arrogant. They are JK&#39;s books, nobody else&#39;s; if you don&#39;t like that, just don&#39;t read them! You would have seen, if you&#39;d read the interview properly, that JK actually stood up for the H/Hr shippers: I think &quot;valued members of my readership&quot; came in there somewhere. And, as Emerson pointed out, what was she supposed to do, sit there stony-faced while the others fell about laughing? The writer of this petition has 2 choices: they can either continue to protest, which would be a) pointless and b)immature... or they could just get a life and get over it.
#119

Luke said 07/24/05, 12:03 pm (verified)
oh yeah and it was not a joke with ginny. if you actually read the book properly you would see that he split up with her because he was in love with her. god you shippers have a special way of seeing things in these books, don&#39;t you? it makes me wonder if you see everything as a clue of your pairings getting together. something like if harry falls into a bush, you then think &quot;hermione has bushy hair!!1 omg it must be a clue of true love!!!&quot; or something to that effect, you get the point anyway. Luke
#118

someone said 07/24/05, 12:03 pm (verified)
omg this is a joke right? cant u c it clearly r/hr that love each other? look at the r/hr quotes on mugglenet if u dont believe me!
#117

Kat said 07/24/05, 12:01 pm (verified)
... I think JK Rowling would be glad if you boycotted her book - the average intelligence of the readers would be raised remarkably.
#116

bob said 07/24/05, 11:47 am (verified)
you idiot. you have no brains. i would like to organise a petition on you to make you apoligise for your rude comments. hey that sounds like a good idea! but wait then you might start another petition complaining about that petition...my god you are a sad sad loser. its JKs bloody book not yours idiot. Of course you are entitled to your opinion, but hell, this is going a bit far isnt it???????? stuuupid. hell, i think i may start a petition!
#115

Moi said 07/24/05, 11:45 am (verified)
This is a joke, right? I have seen sites with simular... meanings, but nothing like this.. And marci. If you had bothered to read the other coments, you would have seen that everybody agrees with you...
#114

Luke said 07/24/05, 11:40 am (verified)
well u opened yourself up for all this abuse. right there is no way that the fabulous JKR is going to change a part of her story (which has been planned out for 15 years remember) just to please some delusional (yes emerson was right you are delusional) fans. there are no clues in the series which would suggest that they would end up together. they are friends. and JKR has said this in previous interviews before the release of even book 5. also in the same interview with emerson and melissa she explains why harry will not have a girlfriend. and i think that you are making a big claim that you harry/hermione shippers are the omly true harry potter fans, your not, fact. in fact the more true fans sre not shippers at all, they appreciate everything in the book and enjoy, whether it sticks to what they think or want to happen. and i think you wil find that there is a very low probability that you would be able get bloomsbury or scholastic to not publish the 7th book. that also makes you delusional. who harry goes out with (or any of the younger characters) does not matter. JKR is not writing a romance novel, she is writing a fantasy book. so theres my 2cents. if u dont want to read book 7 because your petty and DELUSIONAL, then dont. its only you and the other DELUSIONAL people that think like you that wont and the books will still have an amazing following. Luke
#113

gegfdg said 07/24/05, 11:35 am (verified)
This is all nonsense! Anyone with a brain can tell Hermione belongs with the Giant Squid. P.S. How about that chocolate, Professor Lupin?
#112

Jenn said 07/24/05, 11:25 am (verified)
Though I beleive that what JKR said in her interview was wrong, as she shouldn&#39;t mock her fans. But this site is really overdoing it. We all kinda knew Ron and Hermione would be together...&#39;cause JKR is really that cliche. Most of the H/Hr shippers are shipper because they think this pairing is fun. But then again, the Ron and Hermione shippers should NOT be so cruel! WE ALL HAVE A RIGHT TO AN OPINION!
#111

bla said 07/24/05, 11:22 am (verified)
it seems to me your sentences are limited. all you can say are... HOW COULD YOU? or HOW DARE YOU? you&#39;re the worst H/Hr loser. EVER. bottom line is, you&#39;re stupid. HAA.
#110

Eat my shit said 07/24/05, 11:22 am (verified)
I hardly read Harry Potter, but it would be funny if they included a make-out scene between Harry and Hermione in one of the books, that way everyone has to wait a couple of years to see that scene in theaters.
#109

Alex said 07/24/05, 11:21 am (verified)
Ok you seriously are delusional, I laughed so hard while reading this. It on the wall of shame at mugglenet, so funny. i was a Harry/Ginny fan but Ron/Hermione was overly obvious. Delusional has gotta be the perfect word to describe you.
#108

Sam said 07/24/05, 11:20 am (verified)
lol, you really need a life. So what if Harmony never sailed? it doesn&#39;t detract from the story at all.
#107

Lieke said 07/24/05, 11:17 am (verified)
O god, this is a serious problem for the world. Another nutcase to deal with. Some H/Hr shippers have shown us their darkest sides after HBP, but you are definitely one of the worst that I&#39;ve come across. I&#39;m serious when I say that you should seek professional help. You don&#39;t sound like a healthy person.
#106

Aryana said 07/24/05, 11:14 am (verified)
Wow just about all of these signatures are just meant to leave you comments on how stupid you are. Hahaha. That, if anything, should show you that perhaps you are DEAD WRONG. JKR has said straight up that it&#39;s Ron/Hermione. Get over it. You are NOT a true fan of the book, if you were you wouldn&#39;t give it up just because your ship got the axe. Any true HP fan would appreciate the book enough to realize that romance is sooo not a major part of the book in ANY WAY. The fact that you have allowed your disappointments about the romantic conclusions in the book to turn you against the series altogether shows that you really like the books for the wrong reasons. It wouldn&#39;t matter if you got a million signatures on here, it&#39;s not gonna happen. Just calm down, it&#39;s just a book! It&#39;s just a couple that NEVER happened! Geez! Stick to your fan fiction, will ya? Perhaps that is what has drove you to insanity...
#105

The Grey Lady said 07/24/05, 10:58 am (verified)
I completely agree with you. People like her, if this thing really is legitimate, give me good evidence as to why only certain people should be allowed to breed. I think after this I can only post three more times, because that&#39;s all the emails I could come up with. However, if you want to email me, I&#39;m at the_grey_lady@mugglenet.c om.
#104

The Grey Lady said 07/24/05, 10:52 am (verified)
Well, Mae, I think she did find it funny, anyway. I mean, I think she knew Emerson meant the people who, even after book 6, still thought there was a chance for Harry/Hermione. I need to quit this, I&#39;m running out of email addresses to use. And, yes, I do think I&#39;m wasting my time. After that petition and the &quot;Ultimate Betrayal&quot; page, it&#39;s obvious that this moron won&#39;t see sense.
#103

mae said 07/24/05, 10:43 am (verified)
i dont think this is serious, you guys. at least, i hope it isnt. its probably just some spoof thing the writer made up to see how we&#39;ll react. because if this WERE real, then i have no more faith in mankind. H/Hr shippers, i know most of you are not like this. im truly sorry that some of ur fellow shippers are giving you such a bad name. now jo will REALLY think you&#39;re delusional (even though ur not). and anyway, if you (by you i mean the joker who started the petition) read the interview PROPERLY, ull see that jkr stated more than once that delusional wasnt her word; it was emerson&#39;s, and anyway she wasnt laughing AT h/hr shippers, she was laughing because emerson and melissa were laughing. i mean what is she supposed to do, just sit there and stare while the other 2 are laughing?
#102

mvp said 07/24/05, 10:36 am (verified)
man, this is stupid. you are so rude... how can you demand jo to apologise. it&#39;s her book, she can write anything she wants... she can even partner madam pince and filch together if she wants to... nothing we can do about that.
#101