Signatures #1000 through #1100 for the Harry and Hermione are destined for each other petition
david said 08/15/05, 11:56 pm (verified)
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#1100

Nance again said 08/15/05, 11:55 pm (verified)
So Clever Hermione, you don't seem to be so clever after all if you believe this petition to be serious. Get a hobby yourself and read some books while you're at it
#1099

clever hermione said 08/15/05, 11:52 pm (verified)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You are SOOOO delusional! You seriously think that Jo is really going to apologize for writing that? Otter snow, you seriously need proffessional help if you think that you and your *death eaters* little book ban thing is going to stop bloomsbury from publishing the best selling book ever. You truly are in desperate need of a hobby. Jo probably won't even read this and if she does, hey, at least she will have a good laugh.
#1098

clever hermione said 08/15/05, 11:51 pm (verified)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You are SOOOO delusional! You seriously think that Jo is really going to apologize for writing that? Otter snow, you seriously need proffessional help if you think that you and your *death eaters* little book ban thing is going to stop bloomsbury from publishing the best selling book ever. You truly are in desperate need of a hobby. Jo probably won't even read this and if she does, hey, at least she will have a good laugh.
#1097

Nance said 08/15/05, 11:50 pm (verified)
To the maker of this petition: I laughed a lot, not so much at you, but all the people who believe you mean this seriously. Thanks
#1096

Aimee said 08/15/05, 11:50 pm (verified)
Eh. I'm bored. So I'll sign it
#1095

William Lazarus said 08/15/05, 11:48 pm (verified)
Some excellent points, kazoo. So how about the fact that JKR can't write an action scene to save her life? The scenes at the Ministry of Magic at the end of Order of the Phoenix were pathetic, and the fight at Hogwarts the end of HBP wasn't much better. And the new werewolf - Fenrir Greyback, I believe? Fucking pedophile. What a wonderful character to introduce into your children's series, JKR. BAN BOOK 7 and KEEP JKR'S POTHEADS FROM BREEDING
#1094

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! said 08/15/05, 11:47 pm (verified)
UR ALL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOONS!!!!!!! STATE OF ALLLLLLL SHIPPERS BUT ESPECIALLY H/HR UR ALL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOONS!!!!! HA HA HA UR ALL GONAN FAIL IN LIFE
#1093

KAZOO'S A HERO said 08/15/05, 11:44 pm (verified)
UVE GOT IT RIGHT JKR HAS PROBS READ UR COMMENT AND THOT "OMG! I MESSED UP HBP FOR THIS ONE LITTLE LOSER I BETTER THROW AWAY MILLIONS OF MONEY BY NOT WRITING THIS BOOK TO SATISFY THIS MAN!! " THEN SHE'LL PROBS THANK U! GOD BLESS U KAZOO
#1092

Jess said 08/15/05, 11:41 pm (verified)
It's sad to think you can actually make a petition based off a childish ship war. Harry isn't going to be with Hermione. Get over it. There's still THOUSANDS of Harry/Hermione fanfiction, go read that. Stop bothering Jo Rowling with your stupid antics. She's not going to apologize to you, she's not changing the book, and she's not going to stop writing. Kindly stop wasting people's time. That is all.
#1091

kazoo said 08/15/05, 11:38 pm (verified)
Hey Lazarus, I can think of a few, lol How about the Defense Against the Arts class - or the lack thereof in Hakf-Blood Prince. How long as Snape been after the post? Ages. And how many times do we as readers get to visit Snape's wet dream come true? What, once? Good grief, what a wasted opportunity for Rowling to actually give the readers some type of clues as to Sanpe's evilness, rather than blatantly announcing it early on in Spinners End. Total shit. I really think the bitch needs to give up while she's ahead - aw fuck it, too late, she's already waaaay behind with HBP. Yep, every Pothead knows Snape is a greasy cocksucker, so I guess it really doesn't matter when he turns out to be the villian at the end of HBP. Yeah, big surprise there. And to snowy - you may be one brain-dead cunt, but we're behind you all the way. For Christ's sake - BAN BOOK 7
#1090

OTTER SNOW'S A GOON said 08/15/05, 11:38 pm (verified)
HA HA STATE OF U ! NO LIFE! READ THE BOOK! THEN HAVE AFTERTHOUGHTS WAIT FO RNEXT BOOK STATE OF U YA GOON I HOPE U GET ***** BY A HORSE!! GOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OTTER SNOW GO BACK TO UR BURROW (NICE PUN!) AND DIE
#1089

Mandy said 08/15/05, 11:34 pm (verified)
LOL! This is a joke right?
#1088

Death_On_A_Stick said 08/15/05, 11:33 pm (verified)
-laughs maniacally- Oh man...ooooooh man. You guys just improved my mood ten-fold! Honestly, how can you even come to the conclusion that you guys are the true HP fans? I mean, to threaten JKR because she doesn't understand the deeper meaning in the books that SHE IS WRITING? Honestly...-chuckle- Oh man...you guys honestly made me laugh out loud when I read this. Look, it's over, R/Hr is final, you guys just need to give it a rest. -laughs- Thanks again for the laugh, though, I needed it.
#1087

True Harry Potter fan. said 08/15/05, 11:32 pm (verified)
GET A LIFE! J.K Rowling shouldn't have to say sorry for any of the above reasons also how could you not see that Ron and Hermione would end up together, it was painfully obvious especially from book 4 and onwards. This petition is one of the most stupid things i've ever heard of. Even trying to make J.K Rowling change the relationship between Ron and Hermione in her books proves that you are DELUISIONSAL. ( I hope J.K reads this and sees just how delusional you are).
#1086

Hikari K said 08/15/05, 11:27 pm (verified)
Okay, for one, I used to support Harmony, but I read PoA and reverted to R/Hr, so quit playing the 'Hero gets the Girl, Sidkick Loses all' game, it's stupid! Harmony won't sail. You'll see! And since when were Harmony shippers true fans? It's the Heron and Ginny/ Harry fans that know what their doing. Read half Blood Prince thoruoghly, dimwitts! Okay, I agree With Lily James, and you should read fan fiction. They're pathetic. Your not getting anywhere with this ship! JK Rowling shouldn't have to apoogize! I'm sick of deaing with people who hate Harry poter and a snobs about it and bratty Harry/ Hermione shipers! People didn't stiop shipping Draco/ Hermione, Snape Hermione when she said against it, hoever, there was more evidence of Harmony that them, there's more evidence of I Belive in Trees/ Heron than any other.. HeRmiONe. Ron's name is in hermione's. You just don't like it because theirs so much canon proff in both the books AND movies! Most hate the PoA movie because of the Heronness. Tha's all i have to say. I hope JK reads this and points out to you where in her bokks he Ron/ Hermy ness is, abnd where the Harry/ Hermy friends are. Seriously, get a hobby other than bugging people!
#1085

wake up call said 08/15/05, 11:25 pm (verified)
Otter Snow, you are a dumbass.
#1084

laughing hysterically said 08/15/05, 11:24 pm (verified)
hey thanks for making this pedition it really gave me a laugh! but seriously guys, if your so pissed off about it make your own faffiction or something. JK isn't going to say sorry for any of the above reasons. So like everything else in live, your going to have to deal with the way things are.
#1083

Cat said 08/15/05, 11:23 pm (verified)
This petition just made my day. I hope you realize that most of the people who signed it are R/H shippers who found this link from mugglenet, and thought they'd have a good laugh. I am signing with the hope that this petition will gain more attention, and provide thousands upon thousands of laughs. Cheers!
#1082

DELUSIONAL!! said 08/15/05, 11:16 pm (verified)
Um, guys, JK is the author...that means that it is her story...which means that she gets to write whatever she wants!! If she wants to put Hermione with Elliot the nerd from the US, she can. It is one thing to be a fan, but to try to take so much ownership that you believe you should influence the material, that is ridiculous. Oooh, a better word - DELUSIONAL!! With this petition, you are proving them right.
#1081

Lilly James said 08/15/05, 11:16 pm (verified)
(I hope JKR reads this and has a good laugh) Err, is it just me or are you totally focusing on the wrong things in the HP books? And why make JKR apologize for making fun of you? The hints about Ron and Hermione have been so damn obvious all the way through the books...Still, if you like the idea of H/Hr that's cool and then I think you should go read some fan fiction. It's JKR's story...Don't like, don't read. PS. GET HELP!
#1080

William Lazarus said 08/15/05, 11:15 pm (verified)
Heh, more and more delusional Potterheads. And by "delusional," no, I am not referring to only those who continue to ship Harry - Hermione, but all of you who are actually delusional enough to be a fan of this insipid series. Honestly, Half-Blood Price was hands down the worst of the series, and read like some type of grade D fanfiction written by an 8 year old. I'm sure there are many out there who agree with me, so let's hear you, ha ha. So what's the one thing you find most amusing about JKR's sophomoric novels? Here's a couple of examples to get you started: Snape as the villian and title character of Half-Blood Prince. Really, who didn't know these two facts before reading page one? The chapter entitled "Spinners End" showed us that Snape was undoubtedly evil, and it wasn't all that difficult to figure out Harry's old Potions textbook originally belonged to the bastard. So was anyone actually surprised when Snape ends up assassinating Dumbledore and then reveals to Harry that he was in fact the mysterious Half-Blood Prince? Heh, didn't think so. The fact that JKR made her characters so stupid that they couldn't figure it out was inexcusable, as was the fact that Hermione and Ron couldn't see that Malfoy was up to no good, which should have been a given. So - any others?
#1079

Marie said 08/15/05, 11:11 pm (verified)
ANYONE who gets into a passion because of ships is crazy and obsessed. Personally I trust JKR to do what's best for Harry and the series. I do admit that I would have liked it if Harry/Hermione happened but Ron/Hermione is good too. BOYCOTTING(not banning) the books is just stupid, people. Harry accepts it, why can't you? Anyway romance is not the point of the series. The point is Harry's fight against Voldemort. If you want to squabble about romance, write fanfics to make the story the way YOU want it or I can direct you to several very good romances. I also resent that comment about HP/HG shippers being the only "true" fans. I'm as true as any ya'll and I've managed to read the books AND stay out of the shipping wars. So please(this is directed to any crazy, obsessed shipper) get a life.
#1078

oh my god said 08/15/05, 11:07 pm (verified)
This is truly hilarious! The petition counts nearly 1200 votes and maybe half of them are people that says that this is ridiculous. Well, I must say, I agree. Get a life!
#1077

ThisIsRidiculus said 08/15/05, 11:02 pm (verified)
Shut up. The only thing you are doing with this god-awful stupid petition is supporting JKR's comments. She said you people were delusional. Well, she was right. Let me tell you. I am a H/HR shipper. I like it because it seemed good to me. Not because I thought all canon in the books pointed to it, but because I thought it was cool. Those are good H/HR shippers. You people are so totally obsessed, I'd laugh if it weren't for the fact that you are disgracing H/HR shippers everywhere. And if you are gonig to abandon a great literary series just because a relationship didn't work out the way you thought, you all are even stupider than we thought. And let me reming you, I ship H/HR too. But thankfully, I'm not obsessed and delusional. You need to look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself what you have become. ""As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series,""-my god are you kdding me. Has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. All the people that want to ban book 7 and make JKR apologizxe to THEM, need to STOP. If there is anything to do here it is: 1-shut up. 2-apologize to JKR and all the other people in general that you have offended with your stupidity. 3-be smart and still read book 7. It will be awesome even if it is not H/HR. Which it will not be. Which hopefully you have all realized by now. I repeat. H/HR is OVER. I am love H/HR. But everybody please just accept the facts and stop embarrassing yourselves and all the other H/HR shippers that actually have brains and weren't obsessed about H/HR. One last time. Please-SHUT UP.
#1076

Jenna said 08/15/05, 11:01 pm (verified)
Heh, heh...LOL! This is so far out.
#1075

mary said 08/15/05, 10:56 pm (verified)
You are a sad person J.K is brilliant person and you are suppose to be reading the storyline if you are worried so much about love afairs go out and get one
#1074

beth said 08/15/05, 10:56 pm (verified)
*giggling like mad* OK, so far, I had avoided passing judgement on anyone because of their shipping preferences- I have an extensive list of fanon ships that are definately not canon- and although I sniggered when JK and Emerson laughed at militant Harmonians, I kept my opinions to myself. That is, until I discovered this website. Snowy, you really ARE delusional. Not because you shipped and still ship Harmony (its a lot more plausible than some of my ships) but because you think this petition will actually work. Do you *really* think that JK will actually care if you don't buy her books? Do you *actually* think that by being rude and obnoxious online that other people will actually agree with you? And have you *really* found nothing more meaningful in Harry Potter than whether or not two teenagers kiss? Because if all you care about in the story is teenage romance, then I feel sorry for you. You have missed one of the greatest books ever, and not because you happened to not read it, but because you are so messed up in the head that you couldn't appreciate the books for what they really are. You truely are delusional, and NOT because you support an un-canon ship.
#1073

Occlumens said 08/15/05, 10:39 pm (verified)
This is really patheric. Go and read Goodnight Moon if you don't like Harry Potter anymore. Or watch PoA a hundred times to look for extra clues to support your delusional whim. To the Harmonians who realize that shipping is not very important to the series, and are more upset that Dumbledore died than that Harry loves Ginny, I feel for you. Honestly, this is ridiculous. Do you people READ Harry Potter? Or do you just skip straight to the snogging scenes? Who cares who dates who? It's not about that. JKR put that in there because it makes it more realistic. But I can't believe you'd ban book 7 because of it!!!!!! I hope you don't read book 7. You don't deserve to find out what happens anyway. Because it won't matter to you. You'll just be upset that Harry doesn't kiss Hermione after he defeats Voldemort. Get a grip of what's important in life.
#1072

ban said 08/15/05, 10:27 pm (verified)
ban book 7! ban book7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!ban book 7!
#1071

poesie said 08/15/05, 10:22 pm (verified)
like emerson has said countless times, seeing things like this make me lose faith in the human race
#1070

aria said 08/15/05, 10:17 pm (verified)
u r sooooo stupid otter snow i cant believe u actually want to ban book 7 and as if it wuld ever happen. get over it people this is fiction by jk rowling and she can do w/e she wants w/ it.
#1069

? said 08/15/05, 10:12 pm (verified)
just a question. what happends when we reach one million signatures, even though most of the posts are putting it down?
#1068

TitanicHarmony said 08/15/05, 10:11 pm (verified)
Pur-lease! Ban book 7? HA! Can we say "obsessive"?
#1067

Quellie said 08/15/05, 10:08 pm (verified)
wow...this is the most hilarious thing i have ever read. like, what is wrong with the "particular following words" that say "yes, we do now know that it's ron and hermione." OMG...like someone sue JKR. do you guys seriously think you could outnumber all the other fans in the world? and dont act as if you wont buy book 7 just because Harmony does not exist. if you dont give a damn about the rest of the plot, well, you can't really say you're a true Harry Potter fan, can you? Oh and e-mail me if you'd like to yell at me. I would find that highly entertaining.
#1066

think2! said 08/15/05, 10:06 pm (verified)
peolpe jjust live this guy alone stop trying to gange up on him just becaues he started this petition. just live to do what he wants to do maybe in the end he will stop this...
#1065

MuggleNet fan said 08/15/05, 9:59 pm (verified)
Wow! I mean, COME ON! What are you? 8 years old? And u seriously think you'll be able to "force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications". I mean seriously, you'd think you guyz would be trying to show that you're not "delusional" but apparantly not! The whole ridiculous petition thing just made me laugh." Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out" HONESTLY! Just have a bit respect for yourselves and stop while you're....well no you're not ahead but please just STOP! I'm laughing so hard, at this rate I'll have a cracked rib cage!!
#1064

think! said 08/15/05, 9:56 pm (verified)
I thing people are getting emotional attached to the book like gum stikeing to the bottom of my shoe!
#1063

annie said 08/15/05, 9:55 pm (verified)
You cannot change the sky's color with a petition for God's sake. Get a life! You are SOOOO sad. Face it, YOU WERE WRONG anf whining about won't change a thing!!
#1062

why do you want to know said 08/15/05, 9:54 pm (verified)
i dont blame emerson or jo. you guys are just being stupid. go and get a life
#1061

think! said 08/15/05, 9:50 pm (verified)
people chill out.......ITS A FREAKING BOOK!!!!!
#1060

Ron/Hermione said 08/15/05, 9:45 pm (verified)
Wow, are you guys being lame. The only 'true' Harry Potter fans are the ones who are thick enough to miss all the R/H in the books? Not only that, but her only 'true' fans are the ones who disagree with the author enough to petition the book? Yeah, right. Why the HELL would JK Rowling want to apologize for saying something that's true about some FICTIONAL characters in a BOOK???? Oh, and I'm sure JK is SO scared that the people who don't agree with her books won't buy them. Do you have NOTHING better to do with your lives? Okay, so I may be wasting time doing this, but if I can get through to a single H/H'er, and show them that they're being WAY extreme about this, it was worth the short time. It's JK's decision on how the books go, and you have NO control over that. Did you get that? You CANNOT MAKE JK write something certain in the book just because you can't accept it.
#1059

............. said 08/15/05, 9:44 pm (verified)
I am a h/hr shipper but I think there was no need to start this petition.
#1058

uh said 08/15/05, 9:41 pm (verified)
That was not otter snow was it- not the real one...? No...
#1057

uh said 08/15/05, 9:39 pm (verified)
Thank you! You see, not all h/hr shippers are complete loonies! I happen to be r/hr but who cares. We are people, not simply shippers devoted to whatever!
#1056

jess w. said 08/15/05, 9:39 pm (verified)
I have to add this... If you think that Jo will never sell another book because one anal-retentive person made a petition, you've got something coming to you. Demanding that someone apologize to you doesn't work, either. YOU should apologize to Jo for being such brats. I feel bad for her. I'm so sorry, Jo. By the way, thank you, katherine. I'm glad to see that there is still hope for humanity....maybe.
#1055

OMG. these people who wrote this need a life. to get one go to a charity shop, they'll feel sorry for you like we all do. Your all insane and need to give up the H/Hr thing because it wont happen you delusional people. sorry but your all........ FREAKS who need an anvil sized hint on the head.
#1054

otter snow said 08/15/05, 9:38 pm (verified)
I admit it I am delusional, and will devote my every effort to getting this removed, before any more IQ points dissapear from the people who read this.
#1053

Harmonyfan said 08/15/05, 9:36 pm (verified)
I must say, you're kinda ruining our reputation by doing this kind of stuff.. okay, R/Hr is not what I hoped for, but! it's unlikely JKR will change anything.. Do as me, and pretend fanfiction is the real thing.. And don't embarrass us other Harmoniers.!
#1052

uh said 08/15/05, 9:34 pm (verified)
Oh yes- and I know a very good therapist for you. PS: YOU'RE STUPID!
#1051

Bunch of morons said 08/15/05, 9:28 pm (verified)
This petition is fricken hilarious. It's now on the Wall of Shame, and it should be. You people seriously need to get a life. There's more to this world then Harry Potter.
#1050

ron/hermione forever said 08/15/05, 9:28 pm (verified)
this is stupid. it is a book. let's have a group hug and get over it. i agree with saying that harry/hermione is delusional, ever since PS ron and hermione have liked eachother. if i were wrong and JKR had gone with a harry/hermione love, sure i'd be disappionted but i wouldn't freak out! and i would have a sence of humour enought to laugh a little at myself. now let's all take a second and grow up! the "true" fans...give me a break
#1049

uh said 08/15/05, 9:28 pm (verified)
Oh my.- I seriously don't understand this. JK specifically stated that she would not use the word 'delusional' on you guys. She values you as readers! And what in hell's name is wrong with saying "Yes we do now know etc." It is a statement. A STATEMENT!!! Get a GRIP! It is a book. The characters are not real. Harry is not real. Hermione is not real. Ron is not freakin' real!It is a book, and if the author states something about the book then it is fact. I think most H/Hr shippers are FAR from delusional. I have a very good friend who shipped H/Hr and has just read HBP. Guess what she said to me. Not "JKR should die!" or "It still has got to be H/Hr- it is meant to be!" or anything like that. She said "I guess I was wrong then. I'm disappointed but you know... the books aren't ABOUT romance. Never mind." She still loves the books. End of story! And as for '... the MILLIONS of H/Hr shippers...'. Millions? As someone has mentioned before, there are about 6 billion people in the world. Approximately 2.5 billion are seven or under= not ready to read Harry Potter. Another 2 billion are in extreme states of poverty= unable to read Harry Potter. Another 1.25 billion are either unable to read it because they cannot read for one reason or another, or have not bothered yet. That leaves us with 0.25 billion people who read Harry Potter. A large portion are adults. Another large portion are 11 or under. A small portion have read the books but do not like them. A moderate portion have read the books but have not entered the world of fandom. Another moderate portion have entered the world of fandom but not begun to ship. So of the tiny amount of people from this world that are shippers, about a fourteenth are H/Hr shippers. Got all that crammed into your brain? Well think about it, and you will find that there is not the slightest chance t
#1048

cc said 08/15/05, 9:27 pm (verified)
This is just... sad. Funny, but sad. "Woo, let's try ban Book 7 just because we didn't get our way!" Um, sure. Because that makes SO much sense. You indeed are delusional.
#1047

Can you people not take a joke?! said 08/15/05, 9:22 pm (verified)
Ok, seriously, you people need to calm down. BREATHE! Emerson was joking about the 'delusional' part, JK REFUSED to call Harry/Hermione shippers delusional...you should perhaps read it before starting a mini-War. Get a life...for the sake of all humanity! Btw, trying to ban the next book (like THAT would ever happen) is not even possible, and trying to attempt something like that doesn't make you true fans. Get a life outside of a book...I like it myself, but come on, you're going way over the line here. GET A LIFE!!!! IT'S A BOOK, AND SHE ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE IT BECAUSE OF DELUSIONAL PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!!
#1046

katherine said 08/15/05, 9:19 pm (verified)
jess williamson is right...you people ARE delusional. The "millions" of H/H shippers are the only "true" fans of the HP books? Think again. And I seriously don't think that it will hurt book sales. Get over it. It's fiction. Just to clarify, that means it's NOT REAL. And Harry/Hermione is definately not the 'one true romantic relationship that matters.' You may not like it, but JKR was right when she said she'd dropped 'anvil-sized' hints about Hermione and Ron.
#1045

Mina said 08/15/05, 9:17 pm (verified)
" Even if they'd been rocky for some time, all that goes to show is how shallow and calloused and immature Ginny is, yet she's perfect for Harry huh?" Poor Ginny, calloused on top of everything else.
#1044

pdawg58 said 08/15/05, 9:15 pm (verified)
guys, guess what, no one cares what you think. YOUR NOT THE AUTHOR. dont ruin these books for yourselves becaus eyou are dissapointed. And one more word before i leave for you all to ponder. KRUM!!!
#1043

jess williamson said 08/15/05, 9:11 pm (verified)
I can't stop laughing! (AT you, not with you) You really ARE delusional! Breathe, will you? Anyone with half of a brain could see that Ron and Hermione have liked each other for YEARS. And MILLIONS of "fans" are with you? HA! Let's see, you're delusional and you can't count. Things aren't looking good for you right now.....I'd be careful if I were you. Also, just because you acted even less mature than my 4-year-old brother about all of this, I'm going to call all of you delusional even MORE! Get ready for it....You are DELUSIONAL!!DELUSIONAL!!D ELUSIONAL!!DELUSIONAL!!DE LUSIONAL!!DELUSIONAL!!DEL USIONAL!! DELUSIONAL!!
#1042

MMBL said 08/15/05, 9:10 pm (verified)
No love that guy and Im still hoping for the best :)
#1041

Peter Petti said 08/15/05, 9:06 pm (verified)
SNAPE IS NOT EVIL
#1040

MMBL said 08/15/05, 9:02 pm (verified)
People, People.... this is just SAD!! I really dont wanna talk bad about people I dont know, but serioualy GET OVER IT!!! You are spassing out over a relationship(s) thats not even REAL. Ms Rowling writes greate books and its HER not you who desides who ends up together, and for Gods sake let her... I really always wanted Snape to be a good guy, but even after he killed Albus you dont hear me acting like a bloody 5 year old!!! get a life, get a grip and just enjoy the bloody books for what they are!!!!
#1039

Mary is merrier said 08/15/05, 9:01 pm (verified)
Dogstar: the name of a Mary who is Merry, duh. Oh and we are not institutionalized. We roam free still...
#1038

Mary the merriest said 08/15/05, 9:00 pm (verified)
Dogstar: the name of a Mary who is Merry, duh. Oh and we are not institutionalized. We roam free still...
#1037

Dogstar Again said 08/15/05, 8:55 pm (verified)
Mary the merry, what kind of a name is that? The only people I know who are proud to be called delusional are truly institutionalized mentally challenged people who I feel sorry for. Such as yourselves.
#1036

Petition your asses instead said 08/15/05, 8:54 pm (verified)
I feel that all of us R/HR shippers should petition all the asses who are going to keep going on about how H/Hr is better than R/HR. What would make your coupling better than that of R/HR. You all must be on Crack.
#1035

mental_blonde said 08/15/05, 8:51 pm (verified)
hmmm... You do realise these people aren't actually real? It doesn't actually matter. Perhaps you guys should get a life. Ok? Ok.
#1034

OMG What is wrong with you said 08/15/05, 8:48 pm (verified)
Why would you do this Do you really have this much time on your hands. Obviously it doesn't matter whether harry dated Neville Longbottom and Ron Neville's Toad. The world will keep turning and the R/HR will still keep laughing at you idiots. Face it, Ron and Hermione are dating and there is nothing you narrow-minded sons of bitches can do about it. you aren't writing the f****** book.
#1033

Mary the merry said 08/15/05, 8:48 pm (verified)
Dogstar: We are proud to be called delusional. And you all know the true love is between Harry and Hermione. All those Weasleys are ugly anyway.
#1032

Lisa said 08/15/05, 8:44 pm (verified)
Harry/Hermione forever!!!!! Ron sucks
#1031

dogstar said 08/15/05, 8:43 pm (verified)
I don't know if you just don't have a life, or if you're mentally challenged, but the books are, um, how do I say this, FICTIONAL!!! Meanin even if Harry and RON get together, it doesn't make a difference. Besides, if all you're looking at in the HP novels is romance, then you are a moron. P.S.: You are not a million people. You are ONE delusional, retarded, lifeless shipper. (Man, I bet delusional is going to become a swearword with you people soon, the way you flinch at hearing it!)
#1030

Melissa a-k-a Missy said 08/15/05, 8:39 pm (verified)
I can't believe someone would go this far because of a ship. Grow up! It's a book! JKR is the writer, she can do whatever she wants. You really need to get a life. If I was her I'd laugh my ass of at you everynight before I went to bed. She made it completly obvious it was Ron and Hermione. Get over it! "Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out. As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications." I don't really think you could do anything to affect the book sales. Oh and just for making this petition you ARE Delusional.
#1029

Bob said 08/15/05, 8:39 pm (verified)
YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
#1028

hahahahahaha said 08/15/05, 8:36 pm (verified)
This is a joke, isn't it? Very funny! A classic bit of satire. Hilarious! A riot! LMFAO!
#1027

what is wrong with you all said 08/15/05, 8:34 pm (verified)
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! ARE YOU HARRY POTTER FANS OR NOT!! WHY INSULT SO MANY PEOPLE FOR A MEAGER SUBPLOT IN A BOOK THAT YOU ALL ENJOY? WHY NOT JUST MOVE ON INSTEAD OF SINKING TO THE LEVEL OF INSULTING OTHERS BECAUSE OF YOUR OVEREXAGGERATED DISSAPOINTMENT?!
#1026

NO U R DELUSIONAL! said 08/15/05, 8:32 pm (verified)
DELUSIONAL!!!!
#1025

.... said 08/15/05, 8:30 pm (verified)
This is just sad. I've lost all faith in the human race. I'm not understanding why you want her to apologize for laughing at the word "Delusional" and for saying that it's Ron and Hermione now. If it is, it is. Honestly, Get a grip. You have my nomination for Loony Of The Year. I believe the ceremony is being held on Jupiter this year.
#1024

bob said 08/15/05, 8:28 pm (verified)
has anyone seen the address? petitionspot.com/petition s/ultimate_betrayal? Who was JKR betraying? NO ONE. It's HER book. People don't do the stuff their fans want. The fans read it if they want to and skip it if they don't. The author is the one who gets to choose what's in it!!! GET A LIFE! Don't read it if you don't want to! All right. Just because Harry saves Hermione every time she's in danger, well, wouldn't YOU do that for YOUR BEST FRIEND!? I used to respect H/HR shippers, but they have been causing huge, biased, opinionated uproars since Book 5/6 and I am beginning to lose patience.
#1023

I just died a little inside said 08/15/05, 8:25 pm (verified)
Hahaha oh my God thanks for the entertainment. You're right, I'm positive no further Harry Potter books will be published thanks to this brilliant petition.
#1022

Fortuna said 08/15/05, 8:22 pm (verified)
here, have my vote.
#1021

KittyCrookshanks said 08/15/05, 8:20 pm (verified)
I meant 'incorrectly'. Sorry, I just can't spell today.
#1020

bob said 08/15/05, 8:18 pm (verified)
How can you say that? It's not in your place to say that "you have to change the book just because some few H/HR shippers out there say so." You should get over it, after book 6 there's no WAY it's Harry and Hermione. Get over it. Move on. You have no right to ban Book 7. Plus, people are just going to laugh. There are over 6 billion people in the world, a few Harry/Hermione shippers aren't going to affect publication, and plus, most of them will probably read HP 7 anyway because it has the ending. NO ONE CARES. THEY'RE CHARACTERS, NO MATTER HOW REAL THEY SEEM, AND A RON/HERMIONE ROMANCE WON'T BE THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
#1019

KittyCrookshanks said 08/15/05, 8:18 pm (verified)
Also, I wasn't calling you sad, I just said that I understand that it would be hard if you wanted H/H and it didn't happen. Oh, and I spelt Leaky incorrect.
#1018

Not Delusional said 08/15/05, 8:16 pm (verified)
That is sad. Just. Get. Over. It. And. Admit. You. Were. Wrong. You. Delusional. People. And try to realize that the only reason people are signing this is because they want to post a comment and say how delusional you are.
#1017

You people need to GET A LIFE said 08/15/05, 8:09 pm (verified)
DELUSIONAL....just delusional. Honestly, you've got some nerve doing this. if you respected the HP series you'd realize how INCREDIBLY moronic this entire petition is.
#1016

KittyCrookshanks said 08/15/05, 8:08 pm (verified)
Stop complaining just because you didn't get what you wanted. Okay, it's sad that you had wanted it to happen, but it's Ron and Hermione. This is ridiculous. Poor JK didn't even call you delusional. She told the owners of Mugglenet and The-Lekay-Cauldron that she would NOT call you delusional. Don't blame JK just because you didn't get the hints of a R/H romance. You're just blaming anybody but yourselves.
#1015

steve said 08/15/05, 8:08 pm (verified)
shut the hell up, all of you. HARRY AND HERMIONE AREN'T HAPPENING! please just accept that, and the world will be better without all of your bitching. if you guys are true HP fans, then you'll love and appreciate all that JK writes! she certainly doesn't have to apologize to the likes of you guys. yeesh!
#1014

Syl said 08/15/05, 8:06 pm (verified)
What the HELL is wrong with you people? How DARE you insult JKR like that, JUST ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON! GROW SOME PUBES AND MOVE ON YOU IDIOTS!! Seriously, for someone to do this must be on some kind of drug-- JKR WE LOVE YOU and we SUPPORT anything you do!! It is SHE who has the right to do what she wants, and if you people were true fans you'd respect that, you selfish, immature morons. GROW UP. Thank you =)
#1013

Court said 08/15/05, 8:04 pm (verified)
OMG, you guys need to lighten up and take a joke. Get over it. Wow. It's JK's book, she can write it the way she wants. She created an entire world that we all fell in love with even before any relationships emerged. This series isn't about who hooks up with who. If you're so unhappy, go and write your own book.
#1012

kab said 08/15/05, 7:57 pm (verified)
you guys are nuts!!!!
#1011

Boone said 08/15/05, 7:54 pm (verified)
Don't insult JK's writing. You know what probably becuz of you she'll quit being a writer. Then we'll never be able to read the 7th harry potter book. Then we will spend our whole life pondering what happened, becuz of people like you. I hope your happy YOUR RUINED HARRY POTTER!!!!
#1010

Playa from the NY said 08/15/05, 7:50 pm (verified)
Hey y'all i'm from south new york. I don't care what you all say "harry potter is my hommie" even if he's a playa. So harry date who ever you want. And i'll keep reading the books!
#1009

Harry is homie said 08/15/05, 7:48 pm (verified)
Hey y'all i'm from south new york. I don't care what you all say "harry potter is my hommie" even if
#1008

saved by jesus is an idiot said 08/15/05, 7:47 pm (verified)
saved by jesus u might try reading the books. HELLO? look at bording schools. Plus gay people aren't bad. You are a racisit pig.
#1007

dude what is ur problem? said 08/15/05, 7:42 pm (verified)
Yeah right like ur gonna affect book sales. Most H/Hr shippers aren't as crazy as u and some don't care about the romance as much as the wonderful books. You have problems. H/H would be soo gross 2gether.
#1006

bob said 08/15/05, 7:39 pm (verified)
um HELLO? everyone knew Hermione and Ron were gonna get together. u ppl are morons.
#1005

Jen said 08/15/05, 7:20 pm (verified)
Okay, so Harry/Hermione shippers are "true" fans, yet you're going to ban book 7? Somehow that doesn't make sense. This is so pathetic!!! Oh, and you say that Ron/Hermione shippers are "the truly 'delusional' ones?" because they were right? Sore losers...will the world never be rid of them?
#1004

HPBrat94 said 08/15/05, 7:16 pm (verified)
If JKR apologizes I will eat my hands. The only reason I'm signing this completely idiotic petition is because I feel bad for someone lacking in brain power and on top of that cannot read nor can he see the completely obivous truth that the rest of the world has known since book one. And for future refrence you poor idiotic child. You are the only one who believes harry and hermione will get together. Oh yeah and notice every person who signed pathetic little petition is dissing you. But dont worry although you dont know what you're talking about I'll still be your friend you poor mental child.
#1003

LOL said 08/15/05, 7:16 pm (verified)
LOL!!!!! What I really love about this thing is that the past million posts have been "You ****ing idiots, are you out of your mind?)
#1002

... said 08/15/05, 6:41 pm (verified)
dude! the book is out! the truth is revealed! and i CAN'T believe someone went THIS far as to making a PETITION! you have HONESTLY got to be kidding me! it is a book! and you want to AUTHOR to apologise for laughing at something as idiotic and DELUSIONAL as calling the h/hr shippers delusional... crazy crazy child obviously you have no sense of humor
#1001