I have a better an even better shipper: Snape/Draco!

Trelawney and Snape???OK people, I think it is time we ALL get a LIFE. Like ron says: We've got to sort out our priorities.

@ Mrs.Christy Radcliffe We're just making fun out of this stupid "my favorit pairing is not canon, I have to make a petition now"-thing ! And continue... Fluffy/Fang Petition !

Hey guys, what’s about a Peeves/Nearly headless Nick Petition? I mean, just look at it – totally canon *laughts like mad*!

OK People, you NEED to stop with the same sex paring shippers because thats just sick and WRONG!!!

Trelawney/Snape Petition. Aw, this hurts !

PS NOTES: I LOVE DANIEL RADCLIFFE!!!!!! Yoda, u rock! I Love apple pie, CHIGIZMO rules! Snowy is a MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! JK IS THE BEST (not including Daniel Radcliffe :) Anyone who is against HP is GAY! NOW WHO'S WITH ME???

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAR ! We are insane, we are inahahahahahahane, Umbridge/Fudge PETITION !!!

HOLY SHIT, THAT’S-, THAT’S- THAT’S…. SICK ! I like it *grin*. What about Draco/Tom petition ? Or no, wait, Draco/Crabbe/Goyle ! MAWAHAHAHA, This forum really makes my day.

Ha, I have a lot better one: Hagrit/Harry Petition ! OMGWTF, we are so insaaaaaaaaaaaaane !!! (like everybody else here)

Dear Snowy aka Big ASS HOLE!!! Just incase your patheDICK mind can't hadle all of your so called "petitioning" over half of these comments are AGAINST YOU! Do you know why???? because you suck ASS! And so do all of your little H/HR shipper friends! Ha Ha! and just because you are gay and retarted and don't like the best books in the world doesn't mean you have to be a total BITCH FUCKER and go try to get attention by putting down all the GREAT people who actually like HP (and I myself, DR!) SO FUCK OFF you MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! PS: Lily, Harry's Girl ROX, so you can FUCK OFF TOO! :)

Really ugly? Snape/Sirius petition ! *rofl*

Wait Greechy, if you do that, then choose som REALLY UGLY NONCON Couple ! Let's gonna be insane, MUAHHAHAHAHAHA !

Well, I have thought about it and came to the conclution that I don't like it that JKR did not make Harry and Ron a couple, because it's so dare canon and well, there are so much hints, maybe I should make an petition as well, because if my wishes are not fullfilled I have to be that ignorant to force everyone (even the author) into my mind ! So there... Ha/R Petition, YAY !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Ahem, thanks for making my day, you idiots :). And, BTW, in case you didn't notice, HP is: A) Not yours (thank every diety of every religion) and- B) NOT A LOVE STORY! Plus, R/H was exceedingly obvious in Book 4 and beyond (though to those H/H shippers who aren't idiots, I hold no grudge). Have fun with your idiocy!!! *anti-signs*

Ok, look.....IT WILL NEVER BE H/HR!!! Get that through you thick skulls. JKR said so herself, it is now R/Hr and depending what she writes, it will never be H/Hr. Delusional is a good term, by the way. I'd use it if I were JKR. Anyway, you people are ignorant and inferior and stupid and unintelligent and you fail to see the truth. R/Hr forever. And you can kiss JKR's arse.

HOLY SHIT, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS ! But now that you mention it... indeed ! Harry always cared a lot more about Ron, than about Hermione. But... WHO CARES ? Wanna apple pie (with free soda, special offer just today !) ?

I've already said my fair share on this, but as i've had time to dwell on this and hang out with my FRIENDS (doubt you've got any, considering the fact your life revolves around two fictional characters and their non-existant relationship) I've asked my self 2 questions over and over again: 1. Do you actually take this seriously? Are you really not going to read a book of a serious because two characters didn't get together? 2. As I said before Books 3,4 and 5 and the 3rd movie are just filled with hints towards R/Hr and if you didn't notice that you are delusional, so what possible evidence do you have to support H/Hr? I mean honestly, can you give me one scene/quotation/look between the two of them that would even HINT at a non-platonic relationship? C'mon all you H/Hr shippers, I dare you (especially you snowy, you hypocritical wacko. PEACE OUT. (bit ironic isn't it?)

oh Max Stevens, I am sorry for ya. Wanna try some fanfiction ? I heard there are plenty of about H/R out there ;) !

Apple Pie... does it come in a cookie form?

@ Hungry 4 Spam I only have apple pie... wanna try one ?

Hungry 4 Spam~ i dont have a cookie, but i do have apple pie!!

Venus has summed everything up nicely, while using no bad language, and i couldnt have put it better myself, so read venus' post. oh yah, but venus forgot to say how delusional all the H/Hr shippers are.

I'm hungry... anyone have a cookie?

Extremely childish. This is JK Rowling's story, not yours. SO let her write it the way she wants it. Don't even bash her.

ahh... well, i can see that in my absence NO ONE has taken my advice to 1) WATCH YOUR MOUTHS and 2) EAT PIE!!!!! well, i have to say, snowy should be thanking all of us cuz she will deff. reach her goal of 1 million siggys cuz this has turned into a forum!!! WHOOPIE EAT PIE PPL!!! signed, the all-knowing, peace-loving, hippie. EAT PIE Y'ALL, and we will overcome all this amnosity...

Would you ALL GROW UP AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT WHAT YOU'RE SHIPPING IS NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GONNA HAPPEN? GOD WHAT A WASTE OF PETITION OF TIME, ACCEPT IT, HONESTLY. ACCEPT THAT YOU SHIPPED THE WRONG COUPLE FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS. It's over. Now cry yourself to sleep. Cry me a river.

Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard since I can't remember when. Get a Life! Despite how much we may love Harry Potter, we must try and remember: IT IS JUST A BOOK! FICTION! AS IN NOT REAL! it's really not that life-altering.

YOU ARE SUCH FREAKIN IDIOTS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY! what the hell is wrong with you? and how dare you even THINK of yourself as a Harry Potter fan! you ARE dilusional , you are in the worst need of a life i have ever seen and you have the least bit of common sense i have EVER HEARD OF! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!

Hw are we delusional psychos just for carrying about something. I think R/hr is delusional ,i mean come on, they fight constantly and they have nothing in common and stop picking on us for standing up for what's right!

Get A Life H A R R Y L O V E S G I N N Y ! ! ! ! H E R M I N I E L O V E S R O N

GET OVER YOURSELVES!!! For everyone against this idiocy reading this, let me just say that there ARE H/Hr SHIPPERS WITH MORE INTELECT THAN THIS! I was a H/Hr shipper, and even I admit that this is ridiculous. Not only are you hypocritically slandering a woman with such BRILLIANCE that she wrote a series of amazing novels -yes, even the 6th one- that you've become obsessed with fictional charachters, but you're asking an author to change what was already written and published. Maybe you've never written any of your own stories, but it takes alot to write a novel, and EVERY author goes through many, many doubts. Publishing a book is a leap of faith and asking an author to change that is one of the worst acts any self-respecting individual can ever commit. Also, you implied that the only "true" fans of Harry Potter believe in Harry/Hermione, which not only further ridicules JKR, but also insults the millions of true fans who are not obsessed with the nonexistent romance between two fictional charachters. And frankly, I doubt any "True" fans would stop reading from the fact that they were proven wrong.

hello, you just proved that you're all delusional psychos. ever stop to think that if harry and hermione were "meant to be" jkr WOULDNT have said its obvious now that it's ron and hermione. god, take a pill, calm down, and rethink your delusional (OH MY I CALLED YOU DELUSIONAL!) minds. if you're honestly going to base the rest of your life on the fact that two FICTIONAL characters dont love each other, then you need a life. but hey, watever gets your shell sweaty, you probly all get off on the thought of harry and hermione together. go buy a porn mag if you're wanting to get off, and leave jkr the frick alone. have a good day

I kinda hoped that Ron and Harry had a go at it. It is the 21st century after all.

u r a complete and utter freak. U are the sadest person iv eber come across!U need to get a life mate.Shrivel up and get a job.JKR WRITES THE BOOKS...NOT YOU,GET OVER IT RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER

Oh my gosh! Two fictional characters didn't get together! Now I'm going to spend the rest of my life stomping around declaring how much I hate JKR, because my life hangs upon the love life of two made-up characters! Get a life! If you guys are true Harry Potter fans, then you'd continue to read the series no matter what happens and you wouldn't be such a jerk towards JKR.

Dude, that's getting weirder and weider here ! Anybody want an apple pie ? Yes, I need a good source for cheap toilet paper somewhere around or near by buenos aires. Thank you in advance in the name of apple pie for all the help.

You are all a bunch of DILUSIONAL IDIOTS. SHE WROTE THE BOOKS, SHE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS IN THEM!

Hello. You or some other Hr/H shipper on this petition (already more forum) claimed that there are CLEARLY H/Hr hints in the books and that there are a lot of. It was said something like Harry would always think about Hermione, missed her as she was away and even other events that happend in the books (especially 4) clearly showed HOW important Hermione is to Harry. Ehrm... well, I guess you guys mixed something up there. It's true that Harry thought about missing someone in book 4 and yes, there was often said, there is someone VERY important to him, but ehrm... that was NOT Hermione... it was..... well.... Ron. Indeed Ron ! Okay, my question is therefore: WHERE DO YOU H/HR PPLS SAW ALL THAT DAMN HINTS OF H/HR ??? IN YOUR IMAGINATION ? Seems so... Because if I re-read book 4, what I see (and read) is, that Harry had EVEN MORE thought through the books about Ron, then about Hermione. PLENTY of thoughts more, I say ! So if the tiny, little "clues" and "hints" on H/Hr count for you and thinking of someone and missing someone etc. = LOVE, then you would have to admit, that even Harry/Ron would be more possible than Hr/H. And that's very dodgy, don't you think ? Harry always cared a lot more about Ron than about Hermione, as you can tell from the books. But does this inevitably mean he loves him ? NO ! Not that way ! Well, I think it's the same thing about Hermione/Harry as it is with Harry/Ron. They're just caring friends.

By the fucking love of God, Snowy, calm down! This is J.K.'s book, not yours, and just because it didn't go the way you wanted it to doesn't mean you can start a petition. Here are some of your stupid points I'd like to point out: *Making J.K. apologize for saying what she said. She said THE TRUTH, OKAY? It's not a lie, it's the truth, and you CANNOT blame her for saying that. *You can't make her apologize for laughing! That was funny, okay? You guys ARE delusional---and crazy, and fuckin stupid. Stop this position now! You're going on for no reason. *Clear up any floating questions...read the interview! There are no more questions, all right? Just because tihis didn't go the way you wanted it to doesn't mean you can be gay. *BAN book seven? Are you kidding? You can't ban me from buying it---maybe you can, but you can't stop all of America and the rest of the world. Plus the romance isn't the only thing involved in the Harry Potter books---have you forgotten the Prophecy, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Harry, Quittitch? If you're a TRUE Harry Potter fan you'll take this down.

This is an extremly stupid petition!! Harry and Ginny r destind not harry and hermione, (as J.K. Rowling has made quite clear). And YOU'RE CRAZY if you want to bann book 7!!

People like you make others think that Harry Potter Fans are a little crowd of completely insane idiots ! Taking things like that THIS serious. :( R O N + H E R M I O N E I S L O V E !

what a stupid petition. most cheapest toilet paper? where is your location?

I am only signing to say that you should have nothing against JK. It is HER book, she can do what she wants. For all the H/Hr fans, i think that you guys should re-read the books, and re-watch the movies. If you like H/Hr thats ok, you just have to know that that will never happen in the books (maybe in fanfiction) and it is Hr/R untill the end of the books.

DUH ! What happend to all the apple pie shippers ? By the way, does anybody know here where I can get the most cheapest toilet paper around my location ?

I am only signing this to tell you how stupid you are. In case you missed the signature on the actual book, its JKR's, not yours. Meaning: She is the one who decides who's dating who. You people are completely "dilusional" for ever thinking otherwise. It proves the point that all of you can understand the obvious, and obviously, you forgot how to read. Last time I checked, especially in book 6, Hermione came right out and confessed to Ron, otherwise they wouldn't be going out. And who wasn't jealous by Harry dating someone? Hermione again. Last I recalled, she was hiding because RON was making out with Lavender. You people need a life.

I killed Dumbledore! Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!

you guys are sad, i pitty you, snow

Maybe i'm mistaken, but i think it is JKR's book she is writting...not your's. Let her do with her story what she will. If you don't like it...well, don't read it! duh

EATPIE SNOWY! gatta go, love ya'll and we should talk again for another pie thing, just like yoda said, snowy, WATCH UR MOUTH, BYE EVERYBODY! `AQUAMAR

yea Mina! who ever said this:"Granted, from a literary point of view, it would make sense for Harry, the main character, to fall in love with Hermione, the most developed woman in the story." has a good point. but for Harry is supposed to be alone. ya know? everybody who could protect him is dead, and he broke up with Ginny, so he's supposed to be alone. (until he finds Ginny again.) GO BOOK 7.

Um.. as much as I'm confused by the sudden flow of assholes onto this petition, I have to say- snowy, who are you kidding? A little while back you said that the R/Hr shippers are the only ones who are vindictive and abusive, but you called some girl a fucking whore just for repeating herself on this petition... kind of the pot calling the kettle black syndrome here.

man this FORUM rocks! that is what it's turn into, just people throwing insults. but come on snowy, watch your mouth. harry is NOT a horcrux! GO BOOK 7! w00t

OH my, you people are talking through this like you're friends. That's what I call delusional. Snowy is way sexier than you losers anyway. LOSERS

is snowy a girl??? oops, i feel really bad now, so i have to apoligze cuz i know how much i hate it when ppl automatically think im a guy... i mean, i dont blame them but its annoying and im rambling so ill just be content to say EAT PIE AND GET OVER R/Hr!!!

harry's girl~ you rock, ur still talking about hp and we're all dissing snowy...is that a he or a she? who are you, you garbage freak, snowy?

i like your site, TMQ! and why does snowy hate you so much???? ah well, until later, EAT PIE, SNOWY and the few that agree with him!!! but of course, im not taking sides...

We will--and we hope you have fun at the institution, and that they give out your medication soon. How about everyone else give her some pie? It might make her feel better!

hmm... it appears that snowy has a grudge againced TMQ... well, to everyone who thinks i am kinda cool, i have to go but will post again and maybe we can find a time and date to meet up and put our pie coalition together, k? keep posting...

Harry's girl is trying to suck up to people. Truly pathetic to wanna make friends through this. and don't forget that it's H A R M O N Y

got 2 go!! torture you later snowy!

just shut up snowy and let us take over ur petition site and chat. get a life and face the truth that ur not worth talking to. stop putting other people down and just.....i don't know...EAT PIE LOSER!

Ah yes, the "day of infamy" we promised? We didn't promise you anything. We said our fans would--and they have--you just see fit not to post it, because you are a hypocrite, as per usual. The only thing we promise is that your petition isn't going to do any good at all. *throwing an apple pie into her face* Eat some of this, it'll make you feel better--and might take care of that nasty constipation problem you seem to have.

harry's scar isnt a horcrux, because if it ws voldy owuld want to keep him from all danger. or else, voldy would be dead, because harry was destroyed. if harry was a horcrux, then voldy owuldnt be trying to kill him, he would want to save him. that's what i think

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just read this garbage: "We are a quartet of writer's from the Netherworld. Raine is the ruler of insults, Tamara is the ruler of humor, Erik is the ruler of hyperactivity, and Andrew is the ruler of insanity." The rulers of insults, humor, hyperactivity, and insanity? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You guys are truly pathetic, but cute. Have fun at your next D&D meeting, lol LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7

language, snowy! or we might have to kick you off!! LOL well, he should be happy, acctually, as he now has what appears to be a LOT of siggys, even tho only about 100 of them arent convos with other posters...

Wow. I'm laughing so hard I can barely type!!! You're fucking retarded. "True" fans don't want the 7th book banned, you idiot. And a stupid online petition isn't going to do it anyway!! Wow. Can you say delusional? That's right, I said it. The 'D' word. Here's a little tip: stop obsessing over fictional characters' love lives and get one of your own because that's just beyond pathetic!

SCREW ALL OF YO0U WHO ARE EVEN THINKING ABOUT BANNING BOOK 7. YOURE ALL JUST JELOUS THAT YOU COULDNT THINK OF SOMETHING SO GREAT TO WRITE ABOUT!>=( SCREW YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

i think i have to go w/ hp being a horcrux (on mugglenet) and i think he might destroy all the other horcruxes, then have to sacrifice himself to kill voldy and save all of mankind...

yeah, harry will win, but i am pretty sure he will die too. *sniff*

Eh, we think Harry's scar is a Horcrux, and that because of this, when Voldemort dies, so will he.

awesome Yoda! I understand about giving out info. Yes, i do go to Mugglenet. how will we contact eachother though!!! thanx, you are moer awesomer though!! lol

harry's girl- he will deff. win but die in the process!! that is pretty much the only thing i am dead sure about in book 7 (except for the idea that harry will hook up with hermione...)

Ha ha, I can take any shit you care to throw at me, McCrap. And nooooo, of course YOU don't think you're better than JKR, but you sure as hell take every chance to let anyone who will listen know that all your so-called "fans" do. Of course, the problem is that your fans - all four of them, mind you - happen to be named Raine, Tamara, Erik and Andrew, lol So how does your creative process work again - oh that's right - Raina takes a massive dump, Tamara gobbles it up and dumps it out a second time, Erik sifts through what's left, and hands it to Andrew who inserts it up his ass. So - when is that "day of infamy" you promised? I'm still waiting, fuck-for-brains. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7

you guys crack me up~too bad we can't force-feed snowy i live in cali. yoda-i'm not sane either, i believe you i have to go w/ chocolate banana, strawberry, and of course, apple pie (a la mode)

Harry's girl- I live in the states too! I am a girl as well but go under the alias of Yoda because i like to pretend i am all knowing... lol i dont wanna give out any other info cuz there obviously is no way i want certain OTHERS on this petition to know who i am... do u go to mugglenet? maybe we could speak freely there.. lol... and you are awsome too

Who of you all think that Harry will lose against Voldy poo? Win?

We are a quartet of writer's from the Netherworld. Raine is the ruler of insults, Tamara is the ruler of humor, Erik is the ruler of hyperactivity, and Andrew is the ruler of insanity. (for more info on us, please visit our site!)

sof has got the gist of this, hasnt he/she? and i also like blueberry pie, so im changing my mission statement:LOYAL HP FANS; TURNING THE WORLD TOWARDS PIE IN GENERAL ONE DELUSIONAL SHIPPER AT A TIME

Heah, who are are you guys anyway? Yoda, TMQ,Aquamar, adn CHIGIZMO? you are really awesome! My name is Jaeda BTW. I live in North Dakota!

aquamar~ what EVER gave u the idea that i thoght myself sane?? all least im woman enough to ADMIT im off my rocker, unlike several others who refuse to believe they're delusional...

Snowy a little cranky? Snowy need some apple pie and a nappy poo?

Exactly, she can dish it out, but she cannot take it. Thank you for all the kind comments everyone. P.S. we prefer chocolate pie, but, to each their own, ne?

Well, isn't that cool! A petition transformed in a forum! There are probably only about 100 people who really signed this thing. Half the people here say in they comment this petition is the stupidest thing on earth, the other half posted 50 messages each because they talk to eachother. Joy and happiness to you!

HEY!!! LAUNGUAGE!!! Listen, we, the non-shippers/anti-H/Hr shippers are ABOVE such petty remarks! We need to show everyone who believes US to be delusional *shakes head* that we refuse to stoop down to their level of attacking people simply for their shipping beliefs!! *eats apple pie*

your mission statement, yoda, makes snowy sound sane. but i love it! and look, now poor snowy's getting mad..tsk tsk, yo snowy~ ur the one who set this up in the first place and you can't deal w/ the feedback that you get, too bad, sucker.....EAT YOUR APPLE PIE!

I aggree Yoda!

Now wait just a minute, we never said we were better than JKR. We said our FANS thought so. We could never compare to her brilliant work, you small minded hypocrite.

Snowy...You suck ass

me thinks snowy needs some apply pie; who agrees with me??? *eats apple pie*

*blushing* thank you. Hey, check out our stuff if you want. The site is www.geocities.com/hbwgonn abe Snowy seems to think we don't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting into Barnes And Noble (personally, we think she's obsessed with them, we could care less about them), however, you can make up your own minds, ne?

almost every body on this page seems to love apple pie!!! Let's hope it stays that way!!! I lov eyour idea Yoda!

in all seriousness, i think we should just forget about shipping if all it leads to is amnosity and ill-will towards other shippers and, worst of all, JK herself. I mean, c'mon, WHO REALLY CARES. by all means, please, support certain relationships and such, but dont try and boycott an entire novel because of it!!!

i have to apologize for all the rude honesty, BUT IT IS ALL TRUE. (i agree w/ the macabre quartet too) (and yoda, you are right, it IS only 1%; sry snowy) so believe it. *laughing until i die*

Ha ha, it's the McCrap Quartet again, the losers who think their comic books are better than JKR's novels. Whatever, dumbasses. And now you want Harry to get together with Buckbeak??? What a bunch of twisted fuck-for-brains you are. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7

oh yes, I also love CHIGIZMO! YOu rock too! eat apple pie, and we all be well

maybe we should have a mission statement: LOYAL HARRY POTTER READERS; TURNING THE WORLD TOWARD APPLE PIE, ONE DELUSIONAL SHIPPER AT A TIME. *cracks up at the absurdity of the whole idea*

Why thank you, Yoda! We, that is, Raine, Tamara, Erik and Andrew, like to think that the pairings aren't what make the fiction--unless it's a romance novel. JKR has said the whole time that HP isn't a romance novel. So the pairings don't matter. The plot doesn't revolve around them. We figure--as long as Voldie-poo is gone at the end, we'll be happy.

Yoda, Aquamar, and The Macabre Quartet: I love you guys! You rock the Potter World! I am totally on your side! Who cares aobut who ends up together, as long as Harry defeats Voldemort! Harry Rules! I love him!

ya know, if only more ppl followed my advice... the potter world would be such a happeir place... really, i cant claim full responsabilitly for that brilliant insight on apple pie; CHIGIZMO came up with the original idea... EAT APPLE PIE, FOLKS