Signatures #1500 through #1600 for the Harry and Hermione are destined for each other petition
sugoi_yo! said 08/18/05, 1:26 am (verified)
I have chocolate pie recipes too. Just go ahead like this: Chocolate Pie Recipes Black Bottom Pie 1 (9-inch) baked crumb crust 1/2 c. sugar 1/3 c. unsweetened cocoa 1/4 c. butter 1 env. unflavored gelatin 1/4 c. cold water 1/2 c. sugar 1/4 c. cornstarch 2 c. milk 4 eggs, separated 1 tsp. vanilla 2 tbsp. rum 1/2 c. sugar Grated chocolate Combine 1/2 cup sugar, the cocoa and butter in medium bowl; set aside. Combine gelatin and cold water in small bowl; place bowl in pan of simmering water to dissolve gelatin. Combine 1/2 cup sugar, cornstarch, milk and egg yolks in medium saucepan. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture boils; boil and stir 1 minute. Remove from heat; measure 1 1/2 cups of the custard and blend into cocoa-sugar mixture. Add vanilla and pour into cooled crust; chill until set. Combine dissolved gelatin with remaining custard; add rum and set aside. Beat egg whites until foamy; gradually add 1/2 cup sugar and beat until stiff peaks form. Fold gelatin-custard mixture into beaten egg whites. Chill 15 minutes or until partially set. Spoon over chocolate custard in prepared crust. Chill until set. Garnish with grated chocolate before serving. Makes 8 servings. Marshmallows and Chocolate Cherry Pie 3 bags colorful marshmallows 1 lg. bag white marshmallows 1 lg. bag chocolate chips 1 pan pie crust 1 can cherries 1 green apple slices with cinnamon 1 red apple slices with cinnamon 1 c. apple cider Mix the colorful marshmallows with the cherries, then put in pie crust then put the apple slices in to take the cup of apple cider. Put it in the large bag of white marshmallows around the edge. Then put chocolate chips on the marshmallows. Then bake at 300 degrees. Put marshmallows on top. Hershey's Snow White Mousse Pie 2 c. chilled whipping cream, divided 1 env. unflavored gelatin 1 c. Hershey's vanilla milk chips 2 egg whites, at room temperature 2 tbsp. sugar 8 inch chocolate f
#1600

H/G supporting communist pig!!! said 08/18/05, 1:25 am (verified)
*coughthispetitionisbulls hitcough*
#1599

Willy Wonka said 08/18/05, 1:22 am (verified)
and chocolate. Don't forget to give chocolate a chance. After all, it makes you feel like your in love.
#1598

Yoda said 08/18/05, 1:22 am (verified)
anyone ever had horseshoe pie? i hear its delicious, but have never tried it... ive never even HEARD of derby pie.. pity... ill try it if i ever get a chance..
#1597

gUMUNULUS said 08/18/05, 1:21 am (verified)
Hmmm... harry and ron? Sounds good as well XD! PS: The apple pie receipt is VERY good, sugoi_yo RULEZ !
#1596

Willy Wonka said 08/18/05, 1:21 am (verified)
Yes...perhaps our dear snowy has gon off to lick her wounds. I doubt she'll (or he'll) be gone for long
#1595

Yoda said 08/18/05, 1:21 am (verified)
SEE? i TOLD you pie would ensure peace would remain.. at least for a while...
#1594

Willy Wonka said 08/18/05, 1:20 am (verified)
Yes...perhaps our dear snowy has gon off to lick her wounds. I doubt she'll (or he'll) be gone for long
#1593

Willy Wonka said 08/18/05, 1:20 am (verified)
Yes...perhaps our dear snowy has gon off to lick her wounds. I doubt she'll (or he'll) be gone for long
#1592

Karah said 08/18/05, 1:19 am (verified)
*Special* pie
#1591

The Macabre Quartet said 08/18/05, 1:17 am (verified)
In the words of our resident pothead/pharmicist "All that I'm saying is give peace and pot a chance!" Well, all that we're saying is give peace and pie a chance!
#1590

Karah said 08/18/05, 1:14 am (verified)
well it looks like the arguments have calmed down at least...
#1589

Karah said 08/18/05, 1:13 am (verified)
anyone ever had derby pie? it's quite scrumptious...
#1588

Yoda said 08/18/05, 1:12 am (verified)
my words exactly, Karah. being from a different galaxy, of course, i didnt realize how pigheaded humans could be... lol
#1587

Karah said 08/18/05, 1:10 am (verified)
The hatred.. it's blinding. I just don't understand it. I mean, I guess the r/hr ship has it's share of assholes, but the anger over this whole situation is astounding. hooray for pie.
#1586

Yoda said 08/18/05, 1:08 am (verified)
i found the fact that some1 acctually posted a pie recipie on here rather amusing...
#1585

Yoda said 08/18/05, 1:06 am (verified)
Karah~ Pumpkinhead is a H/Hr shipper who has set up her blog to pretty much bash Jo for her shipping... pumpkinhead was the genius to start calling Jo "JRK" (Jerk)
#1584

Funky Platypus said 08/18/05, 1:06 am (verified)
Why are we worrying about shipping when SOMEONE POSTED A RECIPE FOR APPLE PIE?!?!?! COME ON PEOPLES, PRIORITIES!!!!! (sorry if this posted twice on accident)
#1583

Karah said 08/18/05, 12:59 am (verified)
it comes from fanfiction... good, cause I'd never be able to understand the connection between Harry and Hermione getting together and pumpkin pie.
#1582

Jen said 08/18/05, 12:59 am (verified)
Why oh why cannot everyone just like Harry/Luna and Ron/Parvati and be done with it? WHY?????
#1581

insane.joe said 08/18/05, 12:51 am (verified)
I BELIEVE !!! I BELIEVE !!! HARRY and RON, muahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha, ahahahahahahahahahaha, wahahahahaha, ha ha ha ha ha, mahahahahaha, ha, ha ha ha ha !
#1580

Willy Wonka said 08/18/05, 12:50 am (verified)
oh, and karah - pumpkinhead comes from HMS pumpkin pie, an alternate name for the HSM harmony (apparently it comes from a piece of fanfiction, unsuprisingly)
#1579

MEWMEW said 08/18/05, 12:48 am (verified)
Lisa, we are making FUN out of this CRAP ! Fun ! Do yu understand the word "FUN" ? If not, go to www.wikipedia.org, keyword "fun". Good luck ! Hr/R FOR EVER !!!
#1578

Willy Wonka said 08/18/05, 12:46 am (verified)
GREETINGS MACABRE QUARTET< THE EARTH WELCOMES YOU!!! LET"S GIVE THEM ALL A BIG HAND (preferably your left - or your right if your a southpaw) AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE!!! But seriously my dear snowy, I would like to point out to you - a million signatures? Isn't that a bit...ambitious? Let's do the math: 1,000,000 - 1662 = 998,338 more signatures required so congratulations snowy - only 998,338 signatures to go! (oh, and incidentally - I've already come up w/ an insulting nickname for myself - Willy Wanker!)
#1577

Karah said 08/18/05, 12:43 am (verified)
excellet, discord
#1576

lin said 08/18/05, 12:42 am (verified)
@ Lisa You didn't get the point !
#1575

Karah said 08/18/05, 12:41 am (verified)
is pumpkinhead code for something? or just a similie for dingbat?
#1574

discord said 08/18/05, 12:40 am (verified)
snowy, do you continue to think of r/h shippers as "racist?" racism is discrimination based on race and/or colour of skin, not on ideas. your use of language goes beyond imprecise - it sounds only stupid. it undermines your credibility and your arguments to use such a derogatory term falsely. i concede that you may interpret the books any way you please, and even that it can be said there is no true interpretation of the books at all. but you must accept that the author's vision is the "official" interpretation. in her mind, it is the only interpretation, and so do not be offended when she expresses it to the public. you however, have no right whatsoever to impose your own interpretation on her, or anyone. who are you to say that r/h shippers such as myself, who have whiled away countless hours reading the books, are not real fans?as for persuading JKR to "rectify the situation" in book 7, and attempting to ban it - god, are you really that stupid? you are, you have always been, in the minority, and the number of "militant" h/h shippers is a tiny minority within that minority.
#1573

Lisa said 08/18/05, 12:39 am (verified)
I've been scanning through these comments. Doesn't anyone realise that only about 10 people have signed this petition and the rest of the 1650 votes came from Snowy and the Macabre Quartet argueing. Not to put a damper on things but that is not what a petition is for. You have completely eliminated any possibility of anybody high up taking you the slightest bit seriously by arguing like the 5 year olds you seem to be...
#1572

The Macabre Quartet said 08/18/05, 12:37 am (verified)
You might see it on her site--ours is reserved specifically for our fanbase to get their information and their MP fix, until our publishing deal goes through--and if you'll notice, we have plushies and t-shirts coming soon! Anywhat--you might see it on hers, and you'll definitely see the verbal side here. We'll bet you TEN chocolate pies that it was pumpkinhead--god she's a moron!
#1571

Yoda said 08/18/05, 12:37 am (verified)
sugoi_yo !~ um.. thanks for the recipie, ill have to try it out. *eats pie* Ya know, if i keep eating all this pie, im gonna loose my girlish figure...
#1570

Karah said 08/18/05, 12:36 am (verified)
sad that everyone's so angry
#1569

Kelly said 08/18/05, 12:35 am (verified)
RON (Rupert) IS MINE! STEP AWAY FROM RON, HERMIONE! HE IS MINE!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE HA HA! MINE I SAY MINE!
#1568

sugoi_yo ! said 08/18/05, 12:35 am (verified)
BASIC APPLE PIE RECIPE 8 servings This is my mom's recipe for apple pie (I've even successfully made it a few times!) You can make the crust or you can use a premade one. CRUST (recipe makes one double crust): 2 1/2 cups white flour 2 tbsp. sugar 1/4 tsp. salt 1/2 cup cold butter, broken into small pieces 5 tbsp. cold vegetable shortening 8 tbsp. ice water Measure the flour, sugar and salt togetherl. Stir to combine. Add the chilled butter pieces and shortening to the bowl. Cut them in with a pastry cutter or knife. Don't over mix them. Add the ice water. Mix until the dough holds together (add a bit more water, if necessary). Turn the dough onto a lightly floured surface, knead it together, then divide in half. Flatten each half into a disk, wrap in saran wrap and chill for at least half an hour. Roll out one of the disks on a lightly floured surface until you have a circle that's about 12 inches in diameter. Put the circle in a 9" pie plate, trimming any extra dough from the edges with a sharp knife (parents only). Return it to the refrigerator until you are ready to make the pie. Add filling (see below) Roll out the second ball of dough and cover top. Use a fork or your fingers to pinch the edges together. cut a couple slits in the top. FILLING 1/3 to 2/3 cup sugar 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon Pinch of salt 8 medium sized apples (a medium apple = about 1 cup) 2 tablespoons margarine Heat oven to 425 degrees. Peel, core and slice the apples. Try to keep the size of the slices even. Mix sugar, flour, nutmeg, cinnamon, and salt in large bowl. Stir in apples. Pour into pastry-lined pie plate. Dot with margarine. Cover with top crust and seal the edges. Cut slits in the top. OPTIONAL: Cover edge with 3-inch strip of aluminum foil to prevent too much browning. Remove foil du
#1567

snowy said 08/18/05, 12:33 am (verified)
Wait - I've just figured out what McCrap is going to do! They're going to post pictures of themselves on the internet! THE HORROR!!!! *shudders* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1566

The Macabre Quartet said 08/18/05, 12:32 am (verified)
WILLY!!! Oh we love you and your candy! And it's quite easily done, you just get creative with the email addresses is all--they don't have to be real.
#1565

Yoda said 08/18/05, 12:32 am (verified)
who wants to bet seven apple pies that it was some nutcase like pumpkinhead who posted under Jo's name...?
#1564

coconut mamboo said 08/18/05, 12:31 am (verified)
Yes, I know that she's (REALLY ^^°) upset because Ron is dating Lavender. But wait, crying on his shoulder ? Guess I am not at it yet, duh ?
#1563

Karah said 08/18/05, 12:30 am (verified)
well, I'm new. This is rather amusing isn't it? Btw the way, I've been saying for years how much I love pie, and none of my friends have listened. "Crazy pie kid," they'd say. I now feel at home. And while I'm no shipper, I've always found the R/Hr arguments to be far more believable. In looking at it for a sterotypic point of view, I can see how H/Hr would work: Hero gets smart-rather-than-beautif ul-girl, best friend is still second best, and usually ends up being gay. But no, the evidence in this case points to R/Hr. Don't get so worked up about it. There's plenty of movies and books where the formula I mentioned has been apllied. love and pie, Karah
#1562

snowy said 08/18/05, 12:30 am (verified)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH McCrap, you are so full of shit. Whatever. It's a bit difficult to be scared of a fanbase that doesn't even exist, lol LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1561

Yoda said 08/18/05, 12:29 am (verified)
well, is it something i am likely to see? on this petition? or on her site (or urs, for that matter) im just wondering.. and looking for ideas...
#1560

Sarah said 08/18/05, 12:28 am (verified)
Um...hi...people. You do realise that Emerson was JOKING when he said that you were 'delusional'... Youo know like when you say "You must be Mad", etc... Yeah. HE DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!! You really don't need to bug JKR over it...i'm sure she has better things to do with her time. Harry Potter IS her creation- it isn't up to you to decide what she does in it. It's like telling Roald Dahl to get rid of the Oompa Loompahs. It just doesn't happen. And this petition will never work. You DO realise that don't you? Please say that you do, or I pity you. A lot.
#1559

J.K. Rowling said 08/18/05, 12:28 am (verified)
Dear Snowy, I agree with you entirely on your beliefs. You apparantely know more about the characters that I created than you do. After your proof is undeniable. Signed, J.K. Rowling (or JeRk has I should be called).
#1558

Rock on for the dead that don't deserve to die! said 08/18/05, 12:27 am (verified)
I read this petition......and it made me crack up! This whole Harry/Hermione-shippers-t hat-were-wrong-and-are-no w-really-pissed-off-and-a re-showing-the-world-how- DELUSIONAL-they-really-ar e thing is like Christmas!And hey, whoever started this petition, you do realize that most of the signatures are people like me that are trying to make fun of you, right? This is so FUN!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!
#1557

Willy Wonka said 08/18/05, 12:26 am (verified)
My Dear snowy, it's ME again! First of all I'm sure you're treated VERY special when you're at school... Second, what is it with all the ad hominem attacks? Once again, HOW DO YOU DOUBLE POST?? Macrebe Quartet, a little help...?
#1556

snowy said 08/18/05, 12:26 am (verified)
Coconut mambo - never happened. Sounds like a lie a R/Hr shipper would start, though. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1555

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHIE said 08/18/05, 12:25 am (verified)
@ coconut I guess that only happend in the imagination of the poster of this comment -__-.
#1554

Yoda said 08/18/05, 12:24 am (verified)
Coconut mambo~ um, i dont think hermy said outright that she loved ron, but she was crying on his shoulder/jelous of lavender ect. so it was strongly implied...
#1553

The Macabre Quartet said 08/18/05, 12:23 am (verified)
Absolutley not, this is aimed directly at Snotty--she's said many nasty things about us, and made several false accusations, and now she shall pay. *smirks* Never ever ever mess with the MP Fanbase man--they are vicious, and they know how to hack. We'll just leave it at that. We didn't sic them on her. She sicced them on herself.
#1552

snowy said 08/18/05, 12:23 am (verified)
"Random Event?" What a stupid fucked up name, but that's pretty much par for no-talents like you. And Yoda - I wouldn't be scared of anything these hacks are likely to dream up, unless it involves looking at their drawings - talk about torture! HAHAHAHAHAHA LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1551

Coconut mambo said 08/18/05, 12:21 am (verified)
I have a VERY important question! In one earlier post someone wrote that hermione had confessed her love in book 6 HBP to ron. WHERE ? I am already at it (book 6), but I can't find that ? Did I missed that ? NO WAY ! TELL ME THE CHAPTER PLZ !
#1550

Yoda said 08/18/05, 12:17 am (verified)
a day of infamy... um... should i be scared?
#1549

The Macabre Quartet said 08/18/05, 12:13 am (verified)
All four on one name. *smiles* And as for Snotty--no, we have something much nastier, much more sinister planned for the likes of you...like we said, give it, oh, say another 24 hours, and you'll see what we mean. And Random, stop making comments about pie, you know you're not allowed to have any after that nasty incident with the chocolate pie and the rum.
#1548

The Macabre Quartet said 08/18/05, 12:08 am (verified)
we O.D.'ed on chocolate pie, and that's where we came up for the idea for one of our characters, Random Event.
#1547

Yoda said 08/18/05, 12:08 am (verified)
PiePerson~ thank you! thats what ive been TRYING to say for the past two days!! TMQ~ are all four of you posting on here or is only one of you being scitso (sp?) on here and speaking on behalf of the other three? (i mean the scitso thing in the nicest of ways)
#1546

snowy said 08/18/05, 12:06 am (verified)
Yoda - yes, sadly, McCrap did in fact threaten me, but it's what I've come to expect from militant racist R/Hr shippers like them and Emerson. For some reason they feel a need to insult and threaten anyone whose opinion differs from theirs. And McCrap - whatever, bring on your "moment of infamy," lol. So what are you going to do, torture me by posting drawings from your comic book? HAHAHAHAHA LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1545

Yoda said 08/18/05, 12:05 am (verified)
Voice of Reason~ and, what? miss out on all the fun? Good heaveans, i havent enjoyed myself so much since I O.D.'ed on apple pie and started singing the canadain national anthem! No, i think a majoraty on this petition are just having fun insulting and chatting with each other. ya know, the voice of reason is always ignored and it always has the best advice.. ah well...
#1544

FrankPunkMorfin said 08/18/05, 12:04 am (verified)
You're letting a book get to you. You really are. The one moment you're the greatest fans, the next you're hating it. Delusional, what a word. I would say stupid bloody idiot would be an insult. Guess I was wrong.
#1543

Pie Person said 08/18/05, 12:03 am (verified)
Come on people, there's nothing here that can't be settled with a little pie...
#1542

Voice of Reason said 08/17/05, 11:56 pm (verified)
Snowy, Thanks for an entertaining half hour on the petition site and your website. Really enjoyable! Sadly, I gained all of my enjoyment laughing at what I was reading. There are really a large group of strange people out there. Who could possibly believe that Jo showed up here, that you are part of her "inner circle", or that you really have 1600+ signatures in support of this crazy idea. Do all of us a favor and actually count the different names that have posted. That would be a good start. Then go through and see if they actually support you (do NOT count me on that list). Finally post that number on your webpage and see if those trumpets are still playing. Why not give up this crazy idea completely and just enjoy the books for what they are; very entertaining FICTION.
#1541

The Macabre Quartet said 08/17/05, 11:52 pm (verified)
yes, we did threaten her, before any pie was eaten. No, we don't regret it, and if she hasn't gotten that moment of infamy yet, give it say...oh another 24 hours or so. *smirks*
#1540

Nikola said 08/17/05, 11:48 pm (verified)
You do know the book isn't based around romance don't you? And those hints really were anvil sized. JK came up with those charaters, what she says is the truth, and she's not going to rewrite it. If you love Harmony so much you should start reading fanfics after the HP series where Hermione has left harry or alternative books, and leave the real series alone!
#1539

Yoda said 08/17/05, 11:42 pm (verified)
Harry's girl~ you have much anger and i dont think calling Snowy names is REALLY gonna make a difference! For cryin' out loud, LAUNGUAGE!!! *eats pie*
#1538

Harry\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Girl said 08/17/05, 11:37 pm (verified)
Snowy, You suck, and I would just like to say one thing...YOU ARE A FRICKIN' ASS HOLE. I HATE YOUR GUTS. YOU MAKE ME VOMIT. YOU'RE SCUM BETWEEN MY TOES. I agree with everyone who thinks that Snowy is a frickin' bitch. Let's all throw pie at her and then eat it! All of hte H/Hr shipper people suck!
#1537

Harry's Girl said 08/17/05, 11:33 pm (verified)
Hello Snowy, I would just like to say a couple of words... YOU ARE A FUCKIN' BITCH, YOU SHOULD GO SCREW A TREE. I HATE YOUR GUTS. YOU MAKE ME VOMIT. YOU'RE SCUM BETWEEN MY TOES. I agree with everyone here who thinks that Snowy is an ASS HOLE! ALL OF THE H/HR SHIPPER PEOPLE SUCK!
#1536

pixie boi said 08/17/05, 11:32 pm (verified)
wtf u shud get a life. it is only a book. if you had it da way u wanted it it wud neva b a hit. get a life wid dis pettition fing u big moron
#1535

pixie boi said 08/17/05, 11:32 pm (verified)
wtf u shud get a life. it is only a book. if you had it da way u wanted it it wud neva b a hit. get a life wid dis pettition fing u big moron
#1534

pixie boi said 08/17/05, 11:32 pm (verified)
wtf u shud get a life. it is only a book. if you had it da way u wanted it it wud neva b a hit. get a life wid dis pettition fing u big moron
#1533

Yoda said 08/17/05, 11:25 pm (verified)
TMQ~ Is this true?? did you THREATEN snowy??? after all we've worked for... all the pie we've eaten... *shakes head in an ashamed manner* HOWEVER i do think that you should have expected this, snowy! I mean, c'mon! asking Jo to APOLOGIZE for writing her book the way SHE(the writer) wanted to?? Please. do you really expect her to re-write book 6? or have a H/Hr relationship in book 7 simply because you and a small band of delusional H/Hr shippers say so?
#1532

snowy said 08/17/05, 11:20 pm (verified)
Dralien (not Dr. Acula) - I'm afraid my site is so popular it tends to crash geocities' serveres, so you'll just have to be patient until they sort it out. But yes, my site has LOADS of evidence for you to sift through, so I suggest you visit when you're able. And McCrap - I could post a picture of a cow taking a dump and it would beat out any of the crap you could come up with. And Yoda - McCrap actually THREATENED ME (it's at the bottom of my website in the hatemail section for all to see) so I reserve the right to treat them "special." ;) LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1531

Deedee said 08/17/05, 11:19 pm (verified)
Heheh... This is a joke, right? 'Cause I needed a good laugh. You are truly, and I quote, "D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N- A-L" How ridiculous. You seriously need to get a life. I mean, it's just a book! All the characters are fictonal. So stop friggin' obssessing over a couple of imaginary characters. Damn. LuvAlways, Deedee Btw: I think you posting this petition only proves Emmerson's point.
#1530

Yoda said 08/17/05, 11:10 pm (verified)
Funky Platypus~ my favorite pie is a tie between apple and blueberry.
#1529

Yoda said 08/17/05, 10:57 pm (verified)
*snatches the lightsaber back from TMQ* hey! I'M the keeper of the peace here! i traveled 135,678,900 light-years through 456,786 galaxies to protect the peace here on earth, and i need a weapon if im gonna keep y'all from killin' each other!! PS (just to clarify with everyone, im a GIRL yoda!)
#1528

Funky Platypus said 08/17/05, 10:56 pm (verified)
YES!!! Ive read it, my quote's from it!!! I think that GoF has as much evidence as HBP. The ending (Hermione on Ron's shoulder) is another hint, but some people might look at it like friends consoling each other.
#1527

Funky Platypus said 08/17/05, 10:52 pm (verified)
MMmmmm pie!!! whats your favorite flavor?! I really like pumpkin and banana cream and CHOCOLATE and apple and *rambles on forever*
#1526

bob said 08/17/05, 10:50 pm (verified)
Has ANYONE read book 6!? If you did, you would note that Hermione is furious at Ron and vice versa because Ron is with Lavender. And they are both very very very happy when Ron breaks up. By the end of the book they're crying into each other's shoulders. If you were a "true" fan, Snowy, you would have READ the book and NOTICED this. Lol. Has anyone else noticed that this petition has become more of a chat room?
#1525

Funky Platypus said 08/17/05, 10:50 pm (verified)
Im just gonna say that snowy hasta read GoF again. I mean, that conversation with Viktor Krum and Harry pretty much says it all. They're PLATONIC friends, Harry said it himself. AND DONT FORGET WHAT HAPPENED AT THE YULE BALL!!! And, Harry and Ron reacted differently when Hermione kissed them on the cheek. Harry might have been a bit surprised, but didnt think much more of it. Ron rubbed his cheek and looked dazed. Hermione was trying to make Ron jealous with McClaggen for God's sake, here's the passage: "No invite," said Parvati gloomily. "I'd love to go, though, it sounds like it's going to be really good... You're going, aren't you? (Hermione) "Yes, I'm meeting Cormac at eight, and we're -" There was a noise like a plunger being withdrawn from a blotched sink and Ron surfaced. Hermione acted as though she had not seen or heard anything. "- we're going up to the party together." "Cormac?" said Parvati. "Cormac McClaggen, you mean?" "That's right," said Hermione sweetly. "The one who ALMOST (thats in italics in the book)" - she put a great deal of emphasis on the word - "became Gryffindor Keeper." "Are you going out with him, then?" asked Parvati, wide-eyed. "Oh - yes - didn't you know?" said Hermione, with a most un-Hermione-ish giggle. "No!" said Parvati, looking positively agog at this piece of gossip. "Wow, you like your Quidditch players, dont you? First Krum, then McClaggen..." "I like REALLY GOOD (again, originally italics) Quidditch players," Hermione corrected her, still smiling. "Well, see you... got to go and get ready for the party..." I only got the passage fo
#1524

The Macabre Quartet said 08/17/05, 10:48 pm (verified)
CHOCOLATE PIE!!!! YAY!!!! *tackles Yoda, and takes the pie and lightsaber, as well as her life-saber*
#1523

Yoda said 08/17/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
o ya, and emerson is FAR from being racist!!!!
#1522

Yoda said 08/17/05, 10:45 pm (verified)
wow. you ppl sure know how to insult each other!! Okay, TMQ and Snowy obviously have some issues, and before we all get dragged into a full-on war in which we will no doubt all take sides and hurl insults at eachother, i think we need to all sit back and have a piece of pie. If your polite, i'll include some ice cream, k? and before u all start to yell at ME, remember who's got the life-saber!!!
#1521

Dralien (not Dr. Acula) said 08/17/05, 10:29 pm (verified)
Snowy, or snotty as you've become to be called, if you actually read the posts my name, Dralien is actually not word not Dr. Alien (which I never noticed before). Anyway, either you can't properly set up a site or there are too many non-delusional people going to laugh at your delusional ideas for me to get on the site. But, I can guess at what your evidence would be, Harry saying "I hope Hermione's not dead" and vice versa or Hermione hugging Harry, but not Ron, the first example just shows how much Harry and Hermione care for each other as FRIENDS, and the second type just proves the sexual tension between Ron and Hermione. Also, we have yet to see Harry ever mention he was attractedt to/cared for more than a friend/or even love Hermione. When Harry falls for Cho and Ginny we are beaten over the heads with his fantasies and dreams, we never see this with Harry and Hermione, we do however see it with Ron and Hermione. Even Harry comes out and says (not directly, but good enough) that Ron and Hermione love eachother since Book 3 and on. I don't understand how you could have read Books 3, 4 and 5 (a bit in 2 as well), or if you did see the 3rd movie without becoming fully aware of Ron and Hermione's blossoming relationship. And while you say you are not afraid to admit when you're wrong, you have formed a petition and a website to try to get an author to change her books because you stupidly (and delusionally if I might add) forsaw the wrong pairing of two fictional characters. As many others have said, I will say the same: There are much better and less delusional causes to be fighting for and EAT PIE!!! (b.t.w, are you a girl?)
#1520

The Macabre Quartet said 08/17/05, 10:13 pm (verified)
Xelloss is right Snotface, let's see some of your stuff--and we'll post some of ours. And we'll just see who the no-talent ones are.
#1519

I Hate Snowy said 08/17/05, 10:12 pm (verified)
dear snowy, you're a mother fucking bitch. I'm only signing so you can get the message. you are delusional. there i said it. are you going to brand me as racis? btw, i'm black. you are a close minded freak of nature that deserves to be hiding in a cave with Osama Bin Ladin. you're just perfect for each other.
#1518

Uuhh.... said 08/17/05, 10:11 pm (verified)
I'd love it for Harry and Hermione to get together just as much as you, but don't you think that it's her book and that she can do what she wants with it?
#1517

elle said 08/17/05, 10:10 pm (verified)
I love this forum! ...oh, what's that? It's a petition?? Could have fooled me...
#1516

who wants to know? said 08/17/05, 10:09 pm (verified)
dear snowy, you're a mother fucking bitch. I'm only signing so you can get the message. you are delusional. there i said it. are you going to brand me as racis? btw, i'm black. you are a close minded freak of nature that deserves to be hiding in a cave with Osama Bin Ladin. you're just perfect for each other.
#1515

Zelgadiss said 08/17/05, 10:03 pm (verified)
Wow, Ghoul Girl used the same line as TMQ, so that automatically makes her one of them? It's an expression that everyone uses. And she's right, you can throw insults like no one's business, but you can't take it when they get thrown back at you--and you're even worse when you're proven wrong. Stop being an idiot. SUPPORT THE MACABRE QUARTET AND THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION! GO EAT PIE SNOTTY!
#1514

Xelloss said 08/17/05, 10:00 pm (verified)
As opposed to someone who has yet to show any talent? As far as I'm concerned, you have no right to call anyone no-talent until you post some of your own work, and allow the readers to judge for themselves.
#1513

Hi... said 08/17/05, 9:59 pm (verified)
It's just a book, and a fictional one at that. There are many other fantasy novels like the HP series out there. If you don't like it, make your life easier and read something else. Truth be told, it is not a worthy cause to petition. Ron, Hermione, and all other HP characters do not exist and were formed by the mind of none other than JK Rowling. So what difference will you make? Just a couple of nonexistent (meaning Harry, Ron, Draco...)beings paired up differently. Please, there are many worthy, important, and dire causes out in this world today. This simply isn't one of them
#1512

F. Master said 08/17/05, 9:58 pm (verified)
I'm a hardcore R/Hr shipper since GoF and I have ben in severa forum discussions about the subject before HBP, and no matter what weak or dumb argument I gave, all the H/Hr sippers who DID get over it answered me whit domething several times more polite than "You are a stupid moron" and, believe it or not, gave real arguments (suprise!!) so the best you can do to keep the little dignity that the Harmony shppers have left is to apologize and give up this nonesense
#1511

snowy said 08/17/05, 9:56 pm (verified)
"you can dish it out but you can't take it?" What's the matter, Ghoul Bitch, can't think of anything original to say? But of course, you're the same person as McCrap, so I'm not surprised. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1510

The Macabre Quartet said 08/17/05, 9:56 pm (verified)
Now how many times do we have to say we don't have to pose as anyone to compliment ourselves? We have plenty and we mean PLENTY of people who can do it for us. Stop being delusional.
#1509

snowy said 08/17/05, 9:54 pm (verified)
Xelloss - that's why McCrap has sold 6 best sellers, right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1508

Ghoul Girl said 08/17/05, 9:53 pm (verified)
Says the person who's known as Snotface. Get real--you people compared yourself to the slaves, you brought it on yourselves. Emerson just made it clear how stupid you were being. What's the matter Snotty, you can dish it out but you can't take it? SUPPORT THE MACABRE QUARTET AND THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION! GO EAT PIE SNOTTY!
#1507

snowy said 08/17/05, 9:52 pm (verified)
lol, that's exactly what YOU did, McCrap - you tell anyone who will listen that all your "fans" think you're better than JKR, then pose as those very same "fans" and say the exact same thing. You need serious professional help, and quick. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1506

Xelloss said 08/17/05, 9:50 pm (verified)
REALITY CHECK SNOTTY No amount of bitching and moaning is going to make JKR change her storyline, and no amount of false accusation is going to make us change our opinions--TMQ far outweigh JKR when it comes to writing. SUPPORT THE MACABRE QUARTET AND THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION GO EAT PIE SNOTTY!
#1505

snowy said 08/17/05, 9:49 pm (verified)
And Ghoul Girl (what a totally idiotic name btw) - I've taken massive smelly dumps that contain more talent than anything McCrap could come up with. And I'm not the one who came up with the tastless racist joke - that was Emerson, so go yell at him. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1504

The Macabre Quartet said 08/17/05, 9:48 pm (verified)
Unlike you Snotface, we don't have to impersonate anyone to compliment ourselves. You're angry because you were proven wrong.
#1503

snowy said 08/17/05, 9:46 pm (verified)
Xelloss and Ghoul Girl - REALITY CHECK!!! McCrap draws insipid comic books. JKR writes best-selling novels. There's no comparison between the two, so deal with it. I also know you're the same people as McCrap, so get over yourselves. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#1502

Ghoul Girl said 08/17/05, 9:45 pm (verified)
No-Talent? How dare you? Since when have you ever written anything in your life, let alone made a decent website, Snotty? How dare you judge their writing when you haven't even read it? And how dare you call them racist when it is you and the rest of your deluded followers who are being racist and comparing yourselves to the slaves? You're not being persecuted, and how dare you say that you have been! If anyone here is a no-talent loser, it is YOU Snotty, not The Macabre Quartet.
#1501