First people don't do the whole "put REALLY BIG spaces between sentences (see post 1760 for example) It's Seriously annoying
Second LET'S GIVE JONATHAN A BIG HAND (left or right, only making sure to cut off the middle finger and send it to our dear snowy!) FOR ONCE AGAIN MAKING THE ATTEMPT TO SHOW SNOWY THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!! A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE TO YOU MY BOY!!!
What were the threats made to our dear snowy by the way? I looked of over her wall of "shame" but couldn't find them. A little help?
A funny thing: Whenever I imagine what dear snowy looks like, I imagine a sort of cross between Agustus Gloop and Verruca Salt, with her blond hair all done up in pigtails as she designs this website in a room full of pink satin and tulle...anyone agree w/ me?
This is rediculous, and unbelievably so. Who gives a fuck. I mean, you people are the only ones going on about this, think of all the different ships that got shot down, and you ppl seem to be the only ones making any noise, it's just plain stupid. And the H/H shippers being "the only "true" fans"? You make my soul hurt in a thousand different ways. I don't care if you slam me or what, but if you've noticed, even if you accomplish the one million signature goal, most of the names are fake, and the comments are insulting to your "cause", which only weakens your stance.
Oh, and power to you JKR and Emmerson. For everyone who hasn't seen it, check out his site at www.mugglenet.com, and especially look at the Wall of Shame Special Edition for a number of posts by these "delusional" people.
man... you people are crazy! i love harry potter but you guys should just go on with your lifes i mean i't just a book! i seriously doubt that anyone is going to be threatened by your "banning of book 7"... and someone already said this but there is more comments against this patition than for it :D
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Truly you have sucken even lower in your puddle of pathetic indignancy. I won't mention the "D" word 'cause that was unprofessional...But please get a hobby.
this is by far the funniest thing that i've ever seen happen in the harry potter fandom world. Are all of you people that pathetic that your making an online petiton thats against a relashionship thats clearly NOT going to happen between two FICTIONAL characters? Don't get me wrong, im not against the whole shipping deals, i was a h/hr shipper as well. However, i can accept that fact that there not going to be togehter, and im not going to "boycott" the books...i highly doubt that the book puublishers are going to reconsider and publications, if you've got any sense left (although delusions are expected) you'll know that there not going to reconsider publishing HARRY FREAKING POTTER BOOKS because of a relashionship! You honestly think that majority of fans were h/hr shippers?
-- Michelle
thanx 4 a gud laugh u guys.......this page should be equal in status with fred and george........
alrite now 2 get serious......i cant believe u ppl r having a petition 2 ban harry potter when there is so much suffering in the world.......ppl are dying of AIDS,cancer and whatnot even as u read this........by supportin this petition ur only showing evry1 how selfish u are.......
by the way Emerson rocks!!!!!!!!!!
as for the millions of h/hr shippers- i went through this last time (extemely slowly so you should have understood it) and there is nooooooooooo chance there is even a 2% of readers that are h/hr fans. And why is this so important anyway? How about thinking instead about people who are dying of extreme poverty- THEY cannot buy the book!!! What is WRONG with you??? Please, give a little thought and consult a therapist.
You're an idiot.
Are you the author of the book? I think not. Are you a creative genius? Obviously NOT. So let's do this.
You STOP this stupid petition because those H/H shippers with actual brains have accepted that yes, HARRY POTTER IS FICTIONAL, and there is no use in getting worked up about it.
No use at all.
So, let J.K. Rowling weave her magic in peace while you go sit in your lonely tower for a VERY long time.
Bad Otter.
By the way, you're an embarressment to all Harry Potter fans.
Now, I present to you all the solid, concrete evidence of Ron/Hermione so graciously provided by Mina in #819:
- Also, at the end of Book 4, Hermione kisses Harry on the cheek but she once again refrains with Ron. This obviously means there is some sort of tension between the two.
- When Harry sees Hermione at the Yule Ball and doesn't recognise her, it is because she looks pretty. He finds her attractive FOR ONCE. She is never described favourably again.
- When Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood for the first time in CoS, Ron does that spell on him that then backfires and makes him "eat slugs". He reacted the strongest of all to this insult, throwing himself at Malfoy in an attempt to hurt him.
- Hermione and Ron bicker ALL THE TIME in the last few books. If this is not hate/LOVELOVELOVE relationship, then what is? Remember what movie!Snape says to Lupin and Sirius? "Well, well, well, bickering like an old married couple".
- I believe JKR gave the film makers, particularly Alfonso Cuaron, some insider details for what was yet to come in the books, especially Ron/Hermione. For example, when Harry is approaching Buckbeak, that famous grabbing for Ron's hand that Hermione exhibits? She is embarassed, he is embarrassed, they look away from eachother and even step away. Grabbing for somebody's hand if they are just a friend to you means nothing! You can do it rather easily in fact. But she did it without thinking. And when the three of them see Buckbeak getting his head chopped off, Hermione does that weird sultry putting her arms round Ron, and it is Harry who is forced to try and join the embrace. She is turning to Ron for comfort involuntarily. How lovely.
Some quotes...
"You will find that Madam Pomfrey is still awake. She's just giving out Mandrake juice - I daresay the Basilisk's victims will be waking up any moment." [Dumbledore]
"So Hermione&#
Well, well, almost 1800 signatures.
Thanks to everyone for your support!!!
Macrap Quartet - lol, love the name, nice to know there's at least one other person who can't stand McCrap's shit drawings. And you're quite right, I have to have a sense of humor in order to put up with some of the militant racist R/Hr shippers who keep posting here.
As for the insults, I simply dish out what people throw at me. I say if they don't like it, then don't insult me and my fellow H/Hr shippers (the TRUE FANS) in the first place.
Oh - McCrap (wherever you are) - I guess your imaginary fans don't know how to hack, since my website is doing quite fine, thank you. Then again, I suppose it's a bit difficult to type on a keyboard WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKING FIGMENT OF SOMEBODY'S IMAGINATION.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
Macrap Quartet, you haven't seen snowy in action could you? SHE is the one who comes up with insulting nicknames, SHE is the one who makes fun of our nicknames, SHE is the one who continually name calls and whatnot.
I'm a R/Hr shipper who is against this petition, but I don't like the Macabre Quartet and I don't believe they have any fans, because their work is not very good. I also think if nobody insults snowy, she won't insult you. And Mina- snowy does have a sense of humour. Just look at the replies to her emails to see that.
You know, you keep saying you have plenty of H/Hr evidence on your website, but the only vidence you seem to have posted is mine. All you've done is ineffectually refute my evidence, which isn't the same as providing your own.
And I can't believe you have no sense of humour, snowy. You disappoint me; I thought you did. Emerson is so not racist. He was making a point- it was the H/hr fan who compared him to the slave owners in the 1800s. He is as racist as you or I, and as little as I do think of you right now, I don't think you're racist.
*s are the H/Hr fan. Non starred is Emerson.
"*Ya know, come to think of it, people like Emerson were probably the kinda people that started slavery. I mean, think about it, they thought the slaves were animals, just because they had different colored skin.
Emerson thinks we're stupid and delusional for having different beliefs. Get the similarities here, people?*
Ah yes, I can hear the H/Hr's of yesteryear telling their great-great-great grandkids about the spiritual songs they used to sing.
When Israel was in Egypt's Land,
Let my people go!
Opressed so hard they could not stand,
Let my people go!
Go down, Moses,
Way down in Egypt's Land.
Tell ol' Pharoah Emerson,
Let my people go!
Yes, those poor slaves. If only someone had told them that they could avoid the whippings, beatings, and rapings by simply turning off the computer and getting a life.
*Now, I'm not black, but boy, do I feel for the black people. If I lived in the 1800's, I wouldn't keep slaves, and if someone has a difference of opinion than me now, that's fine, believe what you want.*"
I'm a huge fan of HP and I'm a H/HR shipper but who cares? They're fictional characters! And besides I know that I will never ban Harry Potter. It's the book series that got me started reading, like I'm going to give up on that. But whatever. And JKR never said we were delusional, in fact, she told them to tell that he (Emerson) said it. Get your facts straight and get a life.
YOU ARE STUPID! SO WHAT ABOUT RON AND HERMIONE! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LUNATIC IN THE
WORLD! WHY WOULD PEOPLE BAN BOOK 7 BECAUSE OF THAT? KIDS THESE DAYS....
Yeah, right. "Ban book 7" all of us (the non-delusional ones, I mean) know that this won't work and you'll run, like every other fan, to the store, buy book 7 where there will be a R/Hr ship and say "god,emerson and melissa have been right all the time! I was delusional!"
Please! "the few Ron/Hermione shippers". Get a grip. Only because we who always knewd that it would be Ron and Hermy wasn't hiding in fanfiction because we coulden't face the truth doesn't mean we don't exists. And, really, name anyone who cares about shipping who not is delusional.
Love, Sanna
Calm down, you're becoming as bad as those Christian radicals. 'Harry Potter about witches and wizards- BAD' 'Harry not with Hermione- BAD' You've still got your gushy fanfics to bend the truth...
Ron and Hermione are going to hook up. big friggin deal. why not think about the whole voldemort problem rather then winging about stupid little ships.
OMFG!!! THERE ARE WAY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN HARRY POTTER THAN WHO ENDS UP MAKING OUT!!!
GET A LIFE!!!
DRACO/HARRY SHIPPERS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE EMERSON!!!
AND WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES!!!
too bad I'm a guy...
I'm just doing this because I saw some other guys doing it, and I thought it was kick ass...
okay, I guess I'll go now... *walks out of the room and slams the door*
Sorry meant to say "their lives revolve around" not "their loves revovle around", but I would not be surprised if Snotty's closet is filled with photoshoped photos and drawings of Harry and Hermione, some made up total crap (which she would call evidence or support for her DELUSIONAL theory) and two golden statues (catch the Romeo and Juliet reference) of a dying love made out of Snotty's dumps (which she believes to be better than TMQ's stuff). That's enough ranting for today I believe, I shall have fun laughing and ranting and raving tomorrow.
sup lads,
anyone feeling bored enough to go through all 1758 signatures and find out exactly how many are DIFFERENT people supporting H/Hr or agreeing with Snotty? I suppose there must be some delusional H/Hr shipper who has nothing to do with their time but to write ridiculous petiitions, web sites and blogs about the love lives of the FICTIONAL characters from a MADE-UP story, which apparentley their loves revolve around. (In case you haven't figured it out I was clearly refering to Snotty and pumpkinhead). But, honestly, anyone wanna figure out how many people actually believe in this crap?
Ummm... This petition is very dumb. I agree to whoever said that you should check yourself into St. Mungo's. And I doubt that people would boycott the book just for this. If you do, sucks to be you!
May I note that this is not a signature, simply an oppotunity to laugh at you.
I never cared about 'shipping'. C'mon, seriously, its a book, and it's obvious that JKR wasn't too concerned with who would end up with who.
As for the **SLIM** and I stress that word, chance that book seven will be banned, I'll quote Hermione herself: "If she could have done anything to make absolutely sure that every single person in the school will read your interview, it was banning it!"
Some random person: Harmonians are DELUSIONAL!!!
::Snort, cough, burst into spasmatic laughter.::
There is nothing else I can say to make fun of your ranting, poor sore looser(AKA Harmonian). It basically does it itself.
For further put-downs of Delusional people, go to: Anlanah at livejournal.com
May I note that this is not a signature, simply an oppotunity to laugh at you.
I never cared about 'shipping'. C'mon, seriously, its a book, and it's obvious that JKR wasn't too concerned with who would end up with who.
As for the **SLIM** and I stress that word, chance that book seven will be banned, I'll quote Hermione herself: "If she could have done anything to make absolutely sure that every single person in the school will read your interview, it was banning it!"
Some random person: Harmonians are DELUSIONAL!!!
::Snort, cough, burst into spasmatic laughter.::
There is nothing else I can say to make fun of your ranting, poor sore looser(AKA Harmonian). It basically does it itself.
For further put-downs of Delusional people, go to: Anlanah at livejournal.com
Dear Otter,
Dear Otter,
Miss snow, I recently saw your picture on that Geocities website of yours. And all I can say is, you are too pretty and nice-looking to be behaving this badly. You are doing no good, otter, and no worthy people are supporting your petition.
My dear miss snow, if you would simply read the comments on your petition, you would realize that J.K. Rowling will not modify her plot for you. Emerson, Melissa and JKR will not apologize for the term "delusional" and any laughter and/or remarks that accompanied it, simply because they alone realize that the term was not truly meant to be offensive. Otter, nobody has been "ultimately betrayed." Book 7 will not fail if you boycott it. This petition of yours will (sadly) follow the pattern of all online petitions, in that it will do absolutely nothing. All of this is ridiculous, and you are not "fighting the good fight" Otter_snow, please get over it, and stop cursing JKR for not bending to your will. It's sad, but it's a fact: Harry and Hermione will not get together. And you'd do well to remember that they are only fictitious characters in a novel that is set to provide mostly action, not romance.
You'd also do well to apologize, especially to Jo Rowling. Please, miss snow, just get over it. I beg of you ... please, take your petition down. Only then will your intelligence match your excellent looks.
Thank you for listening.
-Jeffrey
Otter you are pathetic. All you shippers are pathetic. How are 3 freakin shippers supposed to ban a book, cause thats how many care about this stupid petition get a life its a book. You Freakin Idiots.
Get over it. You were wrong.Come on , just because it didn't turn out the way you wanted it does not mean that you should get so upset. Plus there were anvil sized hints.
WOW you a-holes are petitioning the greatest author in the world because she laughed at you? AND because you were wrong? You know what? I laughed at you too. LOUDLY! R&Hr
It is time to get over it, people! seriously! NOTHIING in the books has been more obvious than R/Hr. It is not JKR's fault that you guys are blind to the obvious. go out and eat an apple or something.
i killed Dumbledore, muahahahahahahahahahahaha hahar ! now i can finally become............. teacher of DADA, nyahahahahahahahahar, wuahahahahahaha, ahahahahahahaharr ! boy... i am so darn evil *smirk* !
Do you know what snotty? You are as thick as two short planks to make such an petition.
It's really a shame that people like you out there call yourself "Fans" *shakes head*.
YES THIS SHOULD BE MADE PUBLIC! OMG HARRY AND HERMIONE SHUD BE TOGETHA! I HAT RON AND HERMIONE! SO STUPID. ROWLING STINK AT RIGHTING. I KEN DO BETTA!
Just kidding, you Harry Potter tools!
I am not through the whole HBP book yet, but don#t matter anyway, I've been spoiled by my mom, sister, friends, penfriends... (please continue with anyting else) about the end of the story a lot anyway XD.
May somebody tell me, why Hermione is crying at Ron's shoulder? I NEED TO KNOW *adores r/hr* !
please, you are so immature. JKR is the author, not you, you delusional shipper. I'm pretty positive that the pairing of fictional characters will not affect your life in the long run. And do you really think that this petition will change JKR's mind? You fool.
To me, R/Hr has been obvious since the third book. I don't know what you H/Hr shippers may think, but well, do you ever heard about "Lovers always tease each other ?".
You people are delusional. Many reasons: 1) You should realize that it was Emerson (the hillarious) calling you delusional. Not JK. She avoided the word at all costs. 2) JK can do whatever she wants with her books. If you want a Harmony, YOU rewrite books 2-6 as fanfics and flaunt them. Don't bother us. 3) You're desperate. Just because you don't like what JK is doing doesn't mean she's not writing a good story. You're just desperate for a love story. Go read Nora Roberts.
About 2/3 of the people are unsupportive. We don't count. Tough luck. I'm with them. Harmony has disintigrated. Bite your tounge and find some other hobby other than drooling over how good they look together and think of how YOU look with one of them. :D
I don't support a ship, but I have to say that the whole lot of you H/Hr shippers that are pissed off because of JK saying that it's Ron and Hermione: are RETARDED!!! It's a freaking book! And JK did not call H/Hr shippers delusional. That was Emerson. She clearly said that you are still a valued part of her readership. And if all of you are gonna drop off after this, You never really liked Harry in the first place. You read a story for the adventure and the excitment, not the relationships. And snowy: you are freaking DELUSIONAL! Get a theripist or a life or something. You git.
While I'm at it, I'd like to say, that R/Hr has been obvious since the second book really. At least to me anyway. And what do you know, I'm one of the people who were right.
ah yes, because JK is at our command. I mean never mind that it is HER book and HER ideas. And eva deary, JK didn't call you anything, that was the hilarious Emerson. You have no room to call anyone retarted, but please feel free to respond. I could always use the laughter.
eva- ok, NOW i understand sort of why H/Hr shippers are upset. listen; Jo was JOKING!!! has a friend ever said something like "o man, you are sooo stupid!" and then laughed? well, u prob. laughed with them... and thats what Jo was doing... she was laughing at a joke cuz she thought it was obvious who was gonna get hooked up; im not saying it was COMEPLETELY obvious, but if you read the signs correctly...
umm. no i didnt like that at all. JKR has lost alot of fans by calling us SMART people ((hhr shippers)) delusionals. first of all. . .its rude. second of all. . .its like a school fight. you're an adult, you shouldve handled it like one. you couldve said something to that big faced freak emerson about it. like HELLO?? uve made us mad enough by not putting harry/hermone together. . .but then go INSULT IS?? what good is that goin to frickin do?? NOTHING!!! youve lost FANS JKR LOTS of FANS. im very disappointed in you. i thought that you wouldve atleast said SOMETHING TO ATLEAST DEFEND US. no, u had to go and laugh and call us delusional. im sry but god that was retarted. i hope ron dies. i hope ginny dies. i hope you come to your senses and decided to formally say sorry. I AM INSULETD. go get your courage up and ADMIT u made a mistake
Yah...but J.K. shouldn't have to ban anything. She is allowed to do anything that she pleases with the books, and it shouldn't have to come to banning it.
lmao, you guys crack me up dude. You cant demand that JKR change the things between Ron and Hermione because: 1) she'd have to go back a rewrite from book 3, 2) because its her book and she can do what she wants with it, and 3) because the drop in sales wil drop maybe the slightest fraction of you do ban the book which you dont because you love harry potter
It's J. K. Rowlling's story, not yours. Your shipping is ridiculous and idiotic. Really, one of the least important things about the books is who romances whom. The books are about bravery and making the right choices.
By the way, did you know that your idiotic ship wars have turned the Harry Potter fandom into a bucket of shit? Our fandom is now utterly trashed because of people like you.
Feel proud of yourself?
Oh my god. Will you people get a life?! It's just a book! Not only that, it's J.K.'s book and she has the right to do anything she wants with it. That includes choosing who hooks up with who. It is no reason to ban a book. I am rather sick of people complaining about this, and you should really just get on with life. DEAL WITH IT!
I am SO against Ron/Hermione! I mean - I really think that FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTERS have to have soul mates of their own - i mean, FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTERS have to have feelings...look at Harry! I mean - FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTERS have to love...I mean, like Ron, the FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTER (brother of another FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTER) has to be destined for another FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTER! FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTERS have to have their lives decided by us NON-FICTIONAL people to sign an online petition that are SOOO for FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTER pairings! Finally, I think that the FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTER Harry and the FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTER Hermione are destined for each other...go FICTIONAL BOOK CHARACTERS!
thats what Im sick of, the personal insults and everything... why cant snowy just tell us why she thinks Harry/Hermione will work out? Its so annoying...
Im not saying Id let her insult me, Im just saying its getting really annoying with her, thats why I made my new petition...
Good, macabre quartet, i send my DEEPEST regret that i have far too do in the factory...presently. However, in the future, I could definetly see that happening
Darn it, snowy hasn't posted yet! i was so looking forward to tearing her apart after she so eloquently called me...what was the word...? A "dumbass R/H shipper" Ah, well, another day then.
One small anecdote (hahahaha I love that word): One time I was at this resturant with my family and I ordered the mile-high pie thing. It was like chocolate/whipcream/choco late sauce most amazing chocolatey-pie thing I've ever had, but it was literally a mile-high. It was like as big as my head. And there was this dude sitting at the table next to us who said he would give me $25 dollars if I ate the whole thing (I was a short and skinny ten-year-old-who-looked-l ike-a-seven-year-old at the tim) the long and the short of it is I puked allover the restuarant, myself, my family and the guy who gave me 25 bucks.
Aaaaaaaaah pie, that is my contribution to the pie world.
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c('')('') Support the bunny !!!
And Hr/R….. DO IT >< !!!
Ha/R ????????????????????????? ?????
Gosh, you people are damn crazy !
Will print out the chocolate pie pecipe !
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c('')('') Support the bunny !!!
And Hr/R….. DO IT >< !!!
Ha/R ????????????????????????? ?????
Gosh, you people are damn crazy !
Will print out the chocolate pie pecipe, THANK YA !
Willy, we invite you to visit the Netherworld, and build a factory there! The site is: www.geocities.com/hbwgonn abe
Talk to the webmistress, and she'll get back to you on letting you make a webpage devoted entirely to Willy Wonka Incoporated!
@ Yoda and MQ, if you were talking about the recent post by "JKR", actually that was me. I wanted to see how Snowyshit would react and if she would put it on her amazing website. Well, I have read her website and the only word I have to describe it is 'delusional'.
