All the book banning is really funny, isn't it?

BAN BOOK 17, "Harry Potter and the how many signatures are actually Hr/H shippers here ?" !!!

I suggest that we also are going to ban "Harry Potter and the delusional Hr/H shippers", as well as "Harry Potter and the Chamber of insane Snottys", and don't forget about book 7,892,054,211, "Harry Potter and the "What the fuck so much books of me out there?"".

GET OVER IT ! BAN BOOK 8-INFINITY ! Oh, I guess... this will be no problem after all...

WE SHOULD BAN THEM ALL !!!

Oh my dear ChiChi... I guess I mixed that up with book 13,479, Harry Potter and the freakin stupidst petition in the world"... or was it book 708, "Harry Potter and the dork Snotty" ?

NOO GWARP ! That's book 5783 what you mean. Ah, ah, pay more attention please ! *laughs*

@ ChiChi I am Sorry, but as I assume, you made a mistake. Book 6487 is "Harry Potter and the DELUSIONAL Snowy" XD !

i am a dork that is why i am here's comment was funny. ChiChi and EMILY's were lame. Make up your own jokes

And what's about book 6487 dudes ??? Don't forget about to ban book 6487, Harry Potter and the insane Snowy *rofl* !

you forgot to ban book 146 *lol* !

Yes ! GET OVER IT !!! BAN BOOK 8 !!!!! Oh... Oooops ! Wait a minute, I meant.... BAN BOOK 9 ! Holy dear, I am so muddle-headed at times...

We are insulting nobody. We are as we said, the Macabre Gaytet. Btw, using capslock is considered rude. Maybe you need to work on your manners a bit? Just like Ron, with his "rude handgestures".

"Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione." Our ship is NOT going to sail, stop with this madness, and get rid of this petition immediately!

Dude--seriously, if that's the best you can come up with, and with that stupid format for your squeaked up message to boot, you seriously need to work on your insult skills. MORON! GET OVER IT! SUPPORT EMERSON'S THUGS, THE MACABRE QUARTET, AND THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION! EAT PIE SNOTTY!

SUPPORT THIS HARMONIAN PETITION W E A R E S T I L L G O I N G S T R O N G

Hey, I'm a 16 year old, but my vocabulary is moderatly well. Actuall I've got like a month left until I turn 16 but I'm close to it.

Howdy, this is Raine, back from part of my "extinuating circumstances". WE ARE PROUD TO BE LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY! ROCK ON EMERSON'S THUGS! Also--to everyone who's actually stood up for us, mainly Willy Wonka and the rest of Emerson's Thugs--we love you guys. Thanks so much! Snowy's most likely a sixteen year old with the vocabulary and brains of a three year old. She's an asinine fool to think she can change JKR's book. MORON! GET OVER IT! SUPPORT EMERSON'S THUGS, THE MACABRE QUARTET, AND THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION! GO EAT PIE SNOTTY!

*runs back in to grab Jonathan's biscuits, then runs back out*

Woo! I'm number 2103! Hmm...the Harmony's have been quiet...too quiet...

Now what's about Harry and Draco now? I am the only one NOT delusional here? *giggles like mad*

HA HA HA HA HA HA ! OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S SO AWESOME remus and sirius for eva ! RUUUUUUUUUUULZ !

no, i meant Harry/Victor or Harry/Voldemort, well, see it just as you please *grin*

Sirius and Remus are destined for each other We, the undersigned, hereby petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling, author of the Harry Potter book series, to immediately apologize for not making true the wonderful relationship between sirius black and remus lupin. "Yes, we do now know that it's Tonks and Lupin." In addition, we strongly DEMAND that Joanne Kathleen Rowling apologize for laughing at the term "delusional," as it was applied to the millions of Sirius/Remus shippers throughout the world. We also petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling to rectify the situation in Book 7, clearing up any questions the few Sirius/Snape shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Harry Potter books, that of Sirius and Remus. Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out. As the millions of Sirius/Remus shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications. . . . *just kidding guys XD*

Grey Lady you're right, what was I thinking? Well I wasn't thinking at all, I guess I had a Snowy moment. Oh and Kerekere did you mean Hermione and Viktor? I don't think Viktor's going to be in the picture for long.

What's about J/Si ?

I agree totally with Harry *waves remus/sirius flag*

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS OUT THERE !!! One and only slash pairing in HP will always be remus/sirius

Hmmm...Snowy hasn't updated that her petition reached 2,000 sigs - you don't think she realized that Hermionie and Ron are going to get together, do you? *grabs bible and runs to bomb shelter in the back to wait out the apocalypse*

It was obvious to me that it's Harry/Draco since the beginning of the whole series *nodnod* ! Get a load ! READ BOOK 7 !

First all, I'd like to say I completely support the leaders and the good fight for sanity. Now I have a few things I'd like to say. I happen to be a former H/Hr Shipper. I have learned though I have simply misread the signs. I know the H/Hr Harmony ship has sank and is DEAD. I also have learned that I actually kind of think Ginny and Harry are really good for each other. What am I trying to say is… GET THE HELL OVER IT! You have got to be the most stupidest bitch I have ever seen. News Flash: The world does not circle around you and what you believe. It is JK Rowling’s book. Not yours. It is her vision. Not yours. It is HER story! And she shall write it as she likes! SUPPORT BOOK 7!! Pyro (Go ahead make fun of it. I'll just laugh.)

you guys damn fucking freeze me it's neither r/h or h/d it's god damn fucking h/v, H/V YOU KNOW IT! read the books freaks!

where is our favorite sexy poodle, Tiffi? She is mysteriously MIA! COME BACK, TIFFI! I WANT SOME CRUMPETS! Snowy - we're STILL waiting for the Harry/Hermione evidence... Jade - I don't think she's really like Hermione. If she were like Hermione, she'd have a BRAIN. I think it's just because she's obsessed and her mummy hasn't taken her to get that shock therapy us Leaders of the GFFS have recommended so many times. Jonathan - Thanks for the biscuit! Did you poison Snowy's? I hope you haven't disregarded my HARD R/HR AND H/G EVIDENCE, SNOWY. Why don't you just get a clue? With this stupid petition, you're only setting yourself up for failure. It's been a little over a month since you started this, right? And you've gotten about 2000 signatures. Book 7 comes out in two years. If you earn two thousand signatures a month for two years, you will have approximately 24,000 signatures. Not only is this INCREDIBLY FAR from your goal, but it is an EXTREMELY small fraction of the HP fans of the world. Besides, if and when you get 24,000, there will probably less than 500 who agree with you, a lot of them will be repetative, so they will count for even less, and a mere 24,000 signatures, even if every single one of them were legitimate, is in NO WAY going to have the SLIGHTEST affect on book sales, nor is it going to a DAMN THING about what Jo thinks. Get the HELL over yourself.

How can you dare GongonGON... we all KNOW that's HARRY and DRACO ! Not Harry and Ron ! You're so wrong and silly and D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L ! Isn't it obvious ? Harry and Draco OTP !!!

NO ! You're all wrong ! It's Harry and Ron, HARRY AND RON ! Hermione GET LOST ! Harry and Ron is the OTP ! GET OVER IT ! READ BOOK 7 ! AND HARRY/RON FANFICTION !

You morons. When we read the books, we are in Harry's head. Harry does not like Hermione and Hermione does not like Harry. You really are DELUSIONAL and you should get a life. I mean, honestly, there is more to life than Harry Potter. Cheers! You really think that JKR is going to care about a retard like you?

Heey the reason Emerson is one of the most respected people online is because of who he is. He's funny when it comes to certain things. And he's just knows his stuff when it comes to Harry Potter.

Quit wasting Internet space, you're all dilusional and I don't think a petition's going to stop the book from being written, published, or sold because their are enough of us Herons out their who would still buy the book and enough people who want the book for the story, not the romance. If you were thrue HP fans, than you'd be able to accept things like this and wouldn't have made this petition. While Emerson may have been a bit unprofessional, arrogant, etc., you don't have to take it out on the rest of us. We had our evidence, not only in the HP books but in other great works of literature and film. We have earned a bit of a right to gloat(Sorry,Emerson,Had to borrow your phrase) so will you people just back off and leave us alone. Maybe if you were nicer to us, we'd be nicer to you.

Oh! I love it! Reading that makes me so excited. I believe, Snowy doesn't really have any proof that Harry and Hermione should get together. I bet she's acts like Hermione, and she has the hotts for Harry. I'm sure that's her only reason of doing this "Petition".

Actually, there aren't millions of H/Hr fans. You're a relatively small part of the fandom. Hell, there are probably more Snupin (post-HBP!) shippers than the lot of you. Please, stop being militant and insane. It's scary for the little kiddies, you know. : D Anyway, it's Jo's book, not yours. You have absolutely no say in what happens with the book, mainly because she probably doesn't give a shit about your opinions. Keep'em to yourself. Kthxdie. : DDD

Yeah Clever Hobbits right! Besides Emma Watson has a boyfriend. From what I'm told at least.

oooh that Harry and Ron thing wasn't me! Unless of course there's another Jade...*twilight zone music*

...okie-dokie. You do know that Harry and Hermione are not real, right? If they were real, this petition and site would be scarier. It would be like shipping Dan Radcliffe and Emma Watson. I'm sure they don't want that, and would be pretty freaked out to know that this is going on.

Wow, I heard about this petition, but had no idea it was going this strong! Harry and Hermione forever!

Nah...I Think It's Harry And Ron..There Hot For Each Other!

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its her books she can do what she wants you all ARE delusional

A-hole. You militant loser.

Glad to see you again Gray Lady! Hope your computer's doing much better.

P.S., Grey Lady, thanks for the hail. *praises Grey*

Actually, quite a few of us who're multi-posting are AGAINST the idea of banning book seven no matter who posts here. We're kind of..Using it as a miniature chat room or forum, if you will, Annonymous. Very good ones, Willy. I've got to write those down..Now where did I put that sheet of "Rules for Writers".... Grey Lady, we're highly flattered. I'll be sure to inform Raine you said that as soon as I see her (she's been absent lately due to extinuating circumstances out of our control.) But it's flattering, truly, that people respect our ability to piss others off so much. Heh heh. -By the way.."Gray Bitch," it's been calling you? Wow.....I've seen six year olds who could come up with better things to say to make fun of people's names than that!

Oh, and by the way. Many of you who are signing this petition seriously, because you are upset and want one million signatures to get Jo to appolize -- its not exactly working, considering a GREAT deal of you are posting more than once. That's not giving you any more signatures. It's only filling up spaces with the same people.

Are you all nuts? Seriously. "We would live Joanne Kathleen Rowling to apologize for laughing at the term 'delusional' which was applied to millions of H/H shippers throughout the world?" & BAN BOOK 7?! You are all truly delusional. Jo is an amazing writer, and I have been a R/Hr shipper since book one. It is pathetic that this has gone as far as it has. You people are ignorant, truly, you are.

Wow, this is the stupidest fucking petition I've ever seen. Whoever came up with this shit is, as was said on mugglenet, DELUSIONAL. H/G happened, R/Hr is going to happen, so quit your petty bitching and enjoy it.

Wow, whoever did this wasn't thinking. It's JKR's books, she can do what she wants with them! So don't tell her to take back the fact that Ron and Hermione are getting together! That's petty, and it's as bad as someone calling you delusional. By the way, Emerson wasn't calling H/Hr's as a whole delusional. He was calling people like YOU delusional, people who think that they own the HP series and think that they get to decide what happens. You know what? Buying the book doesn't give you a say in what happens! It just doesn't! WRITING the book does! So go write your own book, and put whatever characters together that you want to! THEN will you be happy!?!?!? You hate people just because they re happy that R/Hr happened? That's stereotypical and stupid. Sheesh, I bet you hate Emerson's R/Hr shipping puppies, and they're PUPPIES.

You are totally insane as of now. Seriously. I mean, if you STILL don't get it after JKR said it HERSELF, then you really are "Delusional" in thinking that there's still a chance! what a shame and a waste of time....

I AM SO SORRY! It's been so long since I've been on here! My computer crashed and I've been unable to get to a computer until now! It's been quite some time since I was on here, and I'm guessing that after these 2051 posts, Snowy has STILL not joined the Good Fight for Sanity. Shame... shame...

Well obviously it matters to you a little bit, yourdumb if your actually at the "petition" siging it

you weirdo. you are obsessing over a FICTIONAL relationship between FICTIONAL characters! stupidhead.

hmm I thought this was a Petition for Harry/Hermione shippers...oh well I guess I was wrong! I seriously wanted to make fun of them......

If I may add to your list TMQ: 1.all you cuntfaces out there better shut the fuck up when it comes to swearing and shit you mothaFUCKAS!!! 2. lol, like OMG write the words out 3. Omigaw, like spelchek peepul! 4. Noone wants to see excessive use of excclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPSLOCK EITHER

woa Levi...you're starting to sound like you're in the KKK, now that doesn't sound good....lol

Haha wait Macabre, "Snowy no Baka..." *laughs* That's great, that's Japanese, right? And if I'm correct it mean...well Macrabe should know. I'm not going to say it just in case Snowy doesn't know what it means. Wow I never expected Japanese in this forum or "petition".

You know, this is where the Christian fundamentalists should come in and say, "HP causes violence! Burn HP! H/Hr and R/Hr are both blasphemous! Herons is for heretics and Harmony is only harmonious with the devil! White hooded costumes ru - oh, wait, never mind..."

P.S. Snowy no baka..

RULES FOR WRITERS: 1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. 4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.) 6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration. 7. Be more or less specific. 8. Parenthetical marks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary. 9. Also too, never, ever use repetative redundancies. 10. No sentence fragments. To be continued later..

OH, vic, you made me sad. I wanted post 2050! Oh well. Next time!!

Yes, yes it does Jade. Then again I'd support basically anything; I just can't see Harry and Hermione getting together. Draco/Harry Harry/Ron Ron/Hermione Whatever..Just...I can't see Harry and Hermione!!!! (Go Ron&Hermione!)

oh btw, did i mention a-hole? i didn't? A-HOLE! people who dont believe in jkr's writing has a problem with themselves...

Yeah go! Ron/Hermione Rocks! Woo!

Willy! Yeah; got to admit I'm a different person than the others have been. The one usually posting is the person Raine Summers is based off of but my character's Tamara Riddle. Thought I'd stop by and see what's been going on while I've been unable to check the petition. Oh brother..This is getting very sad- I read over the last ten pages-- HILARY DUFF?! ACK! If I were rich enough I'd probably buy an assassin..But let's not go into that. Yes, if you ever need a place to link your site to or such, we at The Netherworld would be happy to do so for you! Just let us know (TheRiddler doesn't answer his e-mail much anymore; it's mainly just myself and Michy wehreas handling the site's concerned.) I must agree; VERY good movie you had there. Yoda, hiya. *waves to all* I love the pie work you have done..You've made it famous WORLD WIDE (not that it wasn't already. But more people like it now apparently; two of my friends tried it who didn't want to before after hearing about the coalition and actually got hooked on it.) Yes, the pie not war coalition has my full support as well as that of the other two members. (You're already aware of the support given by Raine I suspect.) I'll try to post more often; I just got struck by curiosity suddenly as to how everything was shaping up. Looks like Snotty is still losing whereas votes for and against her "BAN HARRY POTTER" petition is coming along. That's always a good sign. I live to see torment and suffering..(Especially to cause it. Heh heh.) Willy&Yoda: do you have ACTUAL e-mail addresses? Because right about now I'd DIE to talk to both of you at some point or other. From everything Raine's said, and from reading all this, it would be interesting to get to know you both. Just think of all that could be accomplished!!) That said, I have an essay

you know what sucker? ron and herminone is destined for each other and if you can't see it then you are friggin' blind and had a too many damn a** time to spend on...THIS IS DELUSION! HA

ummm...I'm not a Harry/Hermione shipper...if you're talking to me. I don't support there idiotic way. So please tell me you're not talking to me. I support Harry/Ginny & Ron/Hermione

u need to go to a home 4 retarded people!!!!HARRY POTTER ISNT REAL!!!!!!!!!why would u want 2 ban book 7 if ur obsessed enough to make a petition 4 harry potter?i dont get it! GET A LIFE!!!!!!!these are jk rowlings characters not yours so she doesnt have to do what you retards want her 2 do!

U R ALL DELUSIONAL!!!!Ya I went there!HAHAHA!u r sooooo stupid and u were wrong about Harry and Hermione so just DROP IT!!!!now that im writing this I just want to say that george bush sux but not as much as harry and hermione shippers do!!!

Yeah I doubt that's the real Snowy...and if it is why the sudden decision to be so nice?

You lot really ARE delusional!!!! For the love of all that is holy would you people get a life! Also might be a good things if you actually grasped the fact that these characters 'you know so well' aren't 'your' characters and cannot be known better than by the person in who's minds and stories they reside (and no I'm not talking about fan fic!).

I profoundly doubt that that was actually snowy because there was not one use of profanity. Is she really the type to have a civil conversation or has she been trying to lull us into a feeling of false security and pop this highly unexpected sensitivity on us. Are you trying to make me go into cardiac arrest, people of the world?

Me again. I would like to take this time to personally apologize to J.K. Rowling as well as the millions of people who have been misled by this petition. I'm still trying to figure out how to take it down ... almost got it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Everyone has ignored my revelation! PG-13 Content>>>>> Hello? One of the Horcruxes is hidden near Hermione's...erm... unmentionables! Romance isn't just a sub-plot after all! Wonder how it got there... My face will remain permanently a fetching red color.

HEY! I'm 12, Jade! The good fight...*snorts*

Yes they have started quite a silly little war haven't they? And I like it! It's funny to watch in my opinion. Oops I posted that twice...no biggy

lol ok Jade... I dont really care who ships who just its a little scary when ppl make this big a deal out of it ...

Wow! Now look what you did Cloudy and Snowy! You had to say rude words online didn't you? *sighs* I bet you just both 12 year old girls who think they're cool for saying a cussword. I mean seriously, you've got to be twelve to like Hilary Duff...

Wow! Now look what you did Cloudy and Snowy! You had to say rude words online didn't you? *sighs* I bet you just both 12 year old girls who think they're cool for saying a cussword. I mean seriously, you've got to be twelve to like Hilary Duff...

Oh don't worry Wow people, this isn't really a petition. It's more like a forum. It's not really for there thing of trying to ban book 7. There dellusional remember? Besides most of the people here are just making fun of it. Go JKR abd Emerson! Ron/Herm forever!

It's terrible, it really is. My brother is FOUR! Thanks cloudy, snowy etc. (hang on; cloudy and snowy??? What is it with these people and weather?) Ava

MAKE PIE NOT WAR!!! My brother came over and looked at this just now. Guess what he said. "Ava, what's 'cuntface' mean?". Thanks people! So it's true, and let's go and eat pie at everyone_loves_pie. It's cool. Has anyone got squirty cream?

First off i am not signing this to agree I think this is the stupidest petition i have ever seen. You Harry/Hermione shippers (or at least most of you) were in love with these books. Now, once you dont get your way, you start crying and complaining that the books (which you used to love) are horrible and need to be rewritten for your own stupid needs. First off: Are they your books? NO. J.K. Rowling has been writing these books and has had these ideas for a very long time, so god get over it. If you wanna get Hermione and Harry together SO DAMN BADLY... well... write fanfiction. Romance isn't even the main plot, its defeating Voldemort. And "As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series" WRONG. There are millions of people who just love the books NO MATTER what happens. I think the Harry/Hermione shippers who go to these lengths are selfish. Harry/Hermione shippers who were a little mad at the book, but decided to live with it, you get a gold star in my book.

yeah kids do cuss...my three year old cousiin cusses, and my aunt doesn't care though. She just says he doesn't realize what he's saying, but somehow I think he does...

"Sorry Cheryl, but Harmony is a lot less violent than the "good' ship." Darling you did use the word violent, maybe you didn't realize it but you did. Maybe it was an accident. Mrah oooh well! ^_^

Incidentally, has our dear snowy updated her website to metion she now has over two thousand signature? Never mind the fact she STILL has 998,000 sigs to go...

yeah, i agree. its sad when you've got these little five year olds swearing to beat the band; it really makes you wonder where they learn it all...

The scary part is when CHILDREN get in the act. I was working as a volunteer at a farm once, and one of the turkeys had flown onto the roof of the barn. As we were watching the turkey, one of the little girls commented, "she SHAT on the roof". It took us about five minutes to realize a four year old had just said the S-word

i quite agree, willy. However, that doesnt do anything for ppl who DONT resort to such childish resorts as swearing; they have to listen to this stuff (well, acctually, read this stuff) and it starts to seep in so when you stub your toe the next day: OUCH! HOLY $%#@*&^%$#%^&*! woah! where did that come from? o yeah, thta stupid petition...

I agree: swearing is bad. Wonder what Ron was about to call his own sister...

I'd like to add to that by saying swearing is basically for people who have neither the intelligence or vocabulary to come up with better insults. They just say the dirtiest thing that comes to mind and hope that stings, when it is (like I've stated before) the equivalent of a five-year old calling someone a poopyhead

Willy Wonka, of course he didn't know, it says so in the book. But she still cheated and he still behaved like an ass. What a lovely couple...

Cloudy - that's because HE DIDN"T KNOW SHE CHEATED FOR HIM. Ron had thought he'd beaten McClaggen because of his superior abilities, and thusly swaggered a bit after tryouts. Please, I know harmonians can't be this bad at logical thought.