You are Delusional Delusional Delusional Delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional delusional. Ron + Hermioine = love. Harry + Ginny = UBER love.

you HAVE to be joking!! banning book 7 and any future HP publications just because Harry is not romantically interested in Hermione?? get a grip!

You know, I am a H/Hr shipper myself, but Im dealing with it. If Harry and Hermione won't be together, at leat they're with some decent people. But I think that Harmony shnippers get a bad rap, and so I'm signing only for the sake of my fellow shippers. JK said herself that the series does NOT revolve around shipping. So, in closing, I say to Harmony peers: Get over it, because I have since they killed Sirius, and to Ron/Hermino shippers, stop gloating.

I've been an avid R/Hr shipper for the last four or five years and I have to say that I feel really bad for H/Hr shippers right now. It's bad enough that they found out that their ship isn't going to happen, I would be upset too if it were me. But now thanks to people like you they are being made to look like whiny idiots as well. They just don't deserve that.

Let's pretend for a minute, that JKR wrote these books, and not a rabid fan. Let's pretend she has a sense of humor, and you were sadly given none at all. Let's pretend it's a friggen book and NOBODY cares if you don't like the way the characters like each other... God, this is ridiculous. Get a life and stop crying.

i thought jkr calling a fraction of her readers delusional was rather harsh, but now i see she is right afterall! this is so pathetic that it's funny..threatening an author because she's writing HER book the way SHE wants it to be?? i mean come on...LONG LIVE EMERSON!

Please tell me you are kidding. Are you honestly so caught up in the ships that youa re going to write a petition to J.K. Rowling? You are seriously missing the point of the books. The ships are not all that important. Harry Potter is NOT a series to promote romance. What kind of a fan are you?

Ron and Lavender's romance seemed so true, and clearly opened the way for Harry to declare his love for Hermione - BUT YOU NEVER GAVE HARRY THE CHANCE!!! What the hell are you smoking? Ron spent half the time avoiding Lavender, and the other half snogging her? That's not true love, it's fucking lust. what is wrong with you? And you have the gall to tell JKR what to write in HER BOOKS, then call yourselves real fans?? No, real fans accept what the author has written, because it's HER STORY, and HER CHARACTERS, and it's all a side plot anyways. The real plot is with Dumbledore dying and the horcruxes Harry needs to find. It makes no sense to obsess like this.

Have you failed to read the interview at mugglenet? Emerson rocks, baby, he knows his stuff. HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. Except in your heads and in fanfic, which is great, but its not gonna happen in the books. DEAL WITH IT!

This is ridiculous. As a huge HP fan,, I'm ashamed that another fan would start a petition becuase of something she wrote in HER books. Get ovewr it. I'm also proud of some of the H/H shippers, who, like "Dellusional and proud of it ;)", took it as they did. EMerson's comments, as well as those of Steve's from the Lexicon, were aimed at the crazy H/H shippers (Like the author of this petition) who threaten Jo with petitions like this one, with about two people agreeing with the author.

*chokes on her drink* do you seriously think this will make a difference? tell the author what to write in her OWN book? and what's with this threat that you guys are not buying book 7?! seriously, this will not work, JKR was threatened by the catholic church and yet she didn't budge. You just have to shut up and stop this thing. You really make me laugh, i mean, really, just stop it, it's so stupid. And to think you all got a mind to think...too bad you don't use it. H/G & R/Hr for life!!!

You, otter snow, are a complete idiot! This is hilarious. Jo wrote the books, she can do whatever she wants. R/Hr was already destined to happen. I mean, come on, Jo planned these books for 15 years. I thought the other H/Hr shippers were delusional, but boy, I was wrong. You make them all seem normal! Harry and Hermione are FRIENDS! Almost like brother and sister. That's like someone asking you to go out with your brother/sister. I swear, if you ban book 7, you won't be doing anone a favor. It's not like anyone sides with you to "ban it". Jo was right (duh), you were wrong! GET OVER IT! What's this "future Harry Potter publications" rubbish? There's nothing after book 7! Don't you get it? You'll be the only bloody person campaigning. DELUSIONAL! The lot of you (no, scratch that, just you). You need to understand that too bad, it's over for H/Hr. It was NEVER going to happen, it never WILL happen, and it's done. It's over. Too bad. Don't give me this "H/Hr are the only tru fans" crap. I've been a R/Hr shipper from the beginning and I'm a huge fan. Honestly, you give a bad name to Harry Potter fans. Seriously, don't you ever insult JK Rowling. With out he, would you even be in this predicament? NO! So I suggest you get a hobby, read new books, and stay off the internet for a while. Therapy is also a suggestion (if they don't already make you do that at the asylum).

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I echo other commenters in saluting Mugglenet for the biggest laugh I've had all day. And as for J.K. Rowling "destroying" the love between H/Hr? How can she destroy something that NEVER WAS? I mean, sorry it didn't work out for you, but sheesh. Get over it.

This is mad...R/H all the way, did you really not see it coming??? o well, i guess somebody has to be wrong! people of the world come forward and share your views on this....its highly amusing!

Ok, ok. You were right. J.K. Rowling was wrong. Alright, we admit it. Who were we to recognise the hints of interest between Hermione and Ron starting since the 3rd book, or before? Indeed, who were we to finally have it TOLD to us in Book 6? I mean, of course Harry and Hermione are meant to be together... Because, like, they both have like, brown messy hair... and stuff... And one more thing. The phrase "applied to the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers throughout the world" worries me. One, because of all of the startling evidence to back it up. And two, because of the mind-bendingly large number of 291 applicants (excluding myself) who have signed this petition. Well... Almost there.

j k rowling can write whatever the fuck she wants to. it's her franchise, not yours. she doesn't have to apoligize for anything she says about her work either. you need to pull your tongue out of her ass and appreciate it for what it brings to you, not for what you *think* you can bring to it... and her books are GREAT! they're really effective as kindling for my wood fire!

heres something to put it in perspective...the statistics of getting eaten by a shark are approximately 1 in 264156728 people...This is roughly equivilant to the statistics of Harry and Hermione getting together.

This is a joke. I reckon you're actually a Ron/Hermione Shipper but after the J.K interview you thought it would be funny to pretend to be a "delusional H/Hr shipper." and see how people react to that.

i really really do. not because you're a H/Hr shipper but because of the way you've taken this i mean seriously you call yourself a true potter fan and yet you suddenly turn against jk tell her that the plot (that is hers) is wrong. what right do you have to do that. Anyway jk didn't call you delusional she just laughed. In all truth i don't blame her afterall her efforts to drop "anvil sized" hints people still managed to miss them. Nothing against you though but learn to admit your wrong ok

yes they are destined to be together. BUT NO ONE TOUCHESMY TOM FELTON! HESS ALL MINE

you H/Hr shippers think you out number us, but you only do on the internet. Most R/HR shippers aucutally have a life a don't really check thses sites that much. If there was a back alley fight between Hr/R shippers, and H/Hr shippers, the Hr/R shippers would outnumber you 100 to 1.

woah, woah, to all you people insulting the H/Hr shippers, that's not right. Now I don't agree with what they say but I would die to defend their right to say it. So please, stop abusing thses people. They're wrong, and some of them are really hurt (people too obsessed with the books) Let them be on with their merry lives. If they disagree, fine, they're wrong. ANd JKR will never change her story for a few hundred people.

I'm a H/Hr shipper but YOU just make US look BAD!!!!! Shut ur trap pleaseeeeeee!!!!!

Hey, calm down man. I support H/Hr but just cause it didn't happen doesn't mean you have to go off blabbing. It's JK's story not yours. I write fanfics and in them, I have a H/Hr relationship. So just get over urself seriously. And I agree that JK did hint H/Hr in other books but since she didn't notice, who cares. Get a life man!

You REALLY are delusional. And pathetic , by the way. JKR wrote Ron/Hermione, they're are the couple in the books, they always were, it's not big news...get over it already! And please, leave the fandom asap, the people who actually LOVE HBP are getting tired of you narrow minded people, kthanksbye

Yor a stupid fucking bitch. That goes for everyone else who supported Harry and Hermionie go shove a wand up your pussy and a broomstick up your ass you czy slutty fucking cock-licking lesbian bitch.

Holy crap, you guys are telling the author what to do? Why don't you write your own book and do what the hell you want with your OWN characters. Like I said WRITE YOUR OWN BOOK. Your not fans, you're idiots who think you should get your way. I'm signing this because I know JKR isn't going to change her book because some whiners didn't get their way. Don't buy her last book, it's her last HP book. I don't think she gives a damn. Oh and she's a human. Most of us humans don't like being told when we can laugh. Let alone what to write.

Hah! I like your passion- it amuses me. Unfortunately, I'm going to be highly unoriginal, and continue to use the most fitting word to describe you- delusional. However, I urge people to continue signing this, because it's the funniest thing I've seen all day. P.S: R/H forever!

I know JK would never waste her valuable time reading this, but I want congratulate her on a fantastic book. It's one of the best!

I got here thru the Wall of Shame. Nuff said. This is definitely a joke...it has to be..right? No-one can be THIS ... off.

I'm a Harry/Hermione fan, but please just stop this. Sure the interview was offensive and mocked us, but why should we care what they think? So what Ron/Hermione are getting together, congrats to their shippers. But if you're a true Harry/Hermione fan you will understand this will get you nowhere, and we still have fics and our own group. You just have to see the funny side and laugh, that's what i've been doing. I don't hate Ron, that bit annoyed me. But the dellusional bit was really hurtful, because we thought to believe in a deeper love that comes from years of understand, but were kicked in the teeth for our so called stupidity and being 'dellusional.' We're not dellusional, we mearily think of love as a deeper understanding, then if that makes me dellusional, then i'm proud to be it. I will be a Harry/Hermione fan no mattter what, so maybe i do need a few dozen anvil's dropped on my head. But i don't care, but this petition will get you nowhere. But if it makes you feel better after the feelings of betrayal you're feeling, like i said don't give them the satisfaction. Harry/Hermione has been put under bashers for years, why after so many years do we actually care what 3 people said? If you're a true fan you won't and you will get on and just see them as pathetic and childish, mocking the Harry/Hermione fic, because they did mock a group of fans and it is pathetic how they did it. But i don't care :) I just laugh at it, i'm dellusional and proud of it, and so are a hell of alot others out there :) Btw Mugglenet have put this on their wall of shame, adding salt into the insult into one fan's opion because it didn't conform to theirs. What i think? Mugglenet get a life and stop mocking people who visit your site, you got what you wanted

You are joking right?!?! You can’t honestly think this will change anything do you? So what if things didn’t turn out the way you wanted them to, deal with it, JK writes for herself and no one else, least of all pathetic people like you who try and make your own pitiable existence a little more worth while by coming up with crap like this!!! You really are delusional of you think this is going to make any difference what so ever!! I laugh that you actually think banning the 7th book will ever even be considered! *bloody lunatic*

Seriously people, everyone sign this petition , so that the author of this webpage can write more of this stuff... that stuff she wrote has to be the funniest stuff i've ever heard. Point 1 = ITS A BOOK, GET OVER IT Point 2 = THEY'RE HER CHARACTERS, SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS WITH THEM Point 3 = You need a life / some brains. You are trying to create a massive uproar because you support a ship, that wasn't very likely in the first place, is now confirmed not to happen. You also need brains because you think JK Rowling is actually going to care about a petition started by a lunatic, on which most of the comments are just laughing at the founder Anyway, don't stop now, reading your comments is the funniest thing i've done in weeks

This thing is a joke right? Seriously that site I was on was so pathetic.

I seriously hope this is a joke. If not, this is simply both hilarious and pathetic. Come on, continue signing. Prove the world how intelligent you are. If THAT's not being delusional, then what is it? *shakes head*

I feel quite sorry for the poor, delusional fool who started this petition. This person seriously needs help. JK Rowling did not say or do anything offensive towards Harry/Hermione shippers in the interview, and merely tried too put to rest the theory that Harry and Hermione would get together, which will never happen. She also said that Ron and Hermione definately had feelings for one another, so get used to the idea. JK Rowling does not need to apologise to anyone. Certainly not a nutcase like yourself.

Please continue signing the petition. I have never laughed so hard ever! Really, it is better than the Wall of Shame on mugglenet

Like quite a few of the people out htere, I hope this is a joke. I got a great laugh out of reading all of the comments. I do however think that the people who are posting mean comments should be a little less harsh. It's obvious that if this isn't a joke, the person who started this needs help.

I used to be H/Hr, but i&#39;ve given up on it. GET OVER IT< AND LEAVE JK ALONE! Read my name.

I used to be H/Hr, but i&#39;ve given up on it. GET OVER IT< AND LEAVE JK ALONE! Read my name.

Oh my god! Harry and Hermione isn&#39;t canon! My life is over because two fictional characters didn&#39;t get it on!

PLATONIC - SIX YEARS AGO!!!! Delusional should be considered a compliment.

I think you all are crazy. So harry and hermione didnt get together. get over it

This is really sick! JK Rowling should say to YOU &quot;How dare YOU?!&quot; These are HER characters and their future was decided before you even read Philosophers Stone! She probably decided this before they published the first book! You really need to accept this, you can still write your fanfiction and dream of what might have been, but if you don&#39;t accept this than you shouldn&#39;t read book 7 for you&#39;ll be greatly disappointed... Leave JK alone, because this really makes you look delusional and is embarrassing your fellow shippers.

I think anyone who complains to JK is a dick head. do you honestly believe a few hundred people boycotting a book launch are going to worry a company who sells hundreds of millions of books a year. if you do believe this you are a danger to us all and should be shot on the spot. P.S: you are delusional

Did you guys notice, in the interview, JKR GIVES A MAJOR HINT FOR THE H/HR SHIP!!! SHE&#39;S JUST KIDDING ABOUT R/HR AND H/G!!! She says, &quot;Harmony is the word!!!&quot; Why would she say this if it wasn&#39;t true??? HAVE HOPE!!! Harry and Hermione for ever!!

You are all right. I will change the book imediatily.

Wow ... I posted on behalf of Harry on page two (he was a little busy at the time, what with the Horcruxes, but he told me what to say, so you know, it was totally his honest opinion) and DAMN, ever since Emerson (who is hot) posted this on the Wall of Shame, it has gotten POPULAR. Maybe Jo will visit now. Hey Jo! ROCK ON!! LOVED HBP!!! Ignore the delusionals!!! Also, Emerson, trust me, this Snowy chick is not joking. She is just INSANE.

get a life honestly you sound like a cult leader get over it ok give us a break and get over it

um, i think you mean &quot;boycott&quot;, being as you do not have it in your power to ban anything. Although i dont think your little boycott would affect anything. Once again get a life

Come harry/hermione, fuck on the floor, satisfy ol&#39; otter or he might cry some more

You people have problems!How can you be a true fan if all you care about is some ship?Just because you may own all the books doesn&#39;t give you the right to demand an apology and to change her book just because you don&#39;t grasp the difference of fantasy and reality.But I must thank you for the laugh, I haven&#39;t laughed this hard since..who cares..but I really must thank you.I hope that sometime..hopefully soon...you realize how ridiculous your being.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm.... PAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Well, I must say, this looks a bit like a joke. If the person writing this didn&#39;t sound so serious about it, I would think it definitely was. In the case that the writer of this rather delusional website is actually serious, I find that I&#39;m definitely a bit frightened by this, mostly for said writer&#39;s health. What kind of writer would J.K. Rowling be if she were to answer to the demands of fans, especially one such as yourself? She writes not for her fans, but for herself, at least I assume as much. One more issue I must address: &quot;Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out. As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only &quot;true&quot; fans of the Harry Potter book series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications.&quot; Right, about the &quot;any future Harry Potter publications&quot; bit. Book 7 is the last book, as J.K. Rowling has repeatedly said. If you were such a &quot;true&quot; fan, wouldn&#39;t you know this? I am well aware that there is absolutely no point in me commenting on this &quot;petition,&quot; as it&#39;s rubbish and sad, but that doesn&#39;t mean I can&#39;t, right? Just because there&#39;s no point doesn&#39;t mean I don&#39;t get enjoyment out of it.

HAHHAHAHA!!!!! You honestly think you&#39;ll be able to ban book 7 because Harry didn&#39;t snog Hermione (which I think is gross, by the way. Ron and Hermione forever!)???? You&#39;ll FORCE Bloomsbury to reconsider HP publications??!?! You&#39;re a hoot.

If the person who created this trys to come back and say it was all a joke, i just want to be sure that nobody will believe her. But hey, her petition is having a lot of support...however negative that support might be...once again, get a life. ESPECIALLY THE HARRY AND HERMIONE BELONG TOGETHER ASSHOLE! THEY ONLY BELONG TOGETHER IF JKR SAYS THEY DO. GET OVER IT!

I am a R/Hr shipper and a H/G shipper. Always have been. I have nothing against H/Hr, and hate how a few bad apples make the whole lot look incredibly stupid. You guys should stop this petition. It&#39;s making your once honourable ship look like sore losers. As &#39;is this serious&#39; said, you&#39;re better than this.

Technically, yes, I am nuts.

Is this really getting sent to JKR? I&#39;m a H/Hr shipper, too but this is a little weird. And isn&#39;t it insulting to JKR and what she wrote to even have something like this? So maybe poster 245 needs to chill a little. You&#39;re not going to win any converts to our cause with this dumb petition. All we&#39;ve got let is our fanon.

Harmonie is not nuts!!!NOW GET OUT!!AND STOP INSULTING PEOPLE!!!

Is this s real petition, or a R/Hr joke? I&#39;m a H/HR shipper and am offended that anyone would create this petition. It&#39;s ridiculous, and makes us look bad, moronic... the list goes on. I LOVE this ship, but senfing this to JKR is just sad... we lost, people. We lost... In fandom we&#39;ll always shine, but we&#39;ll be a laughing stock, like in this interview, if actions like this continue. We&#39;re better than this! STOP BEING MORONS! Write something, or draw some nice H/Hr art. THAT&#39;S something we should do. That, and annalyze the books again, and accept that R/HR and H/G are canon. I like those ships, anyways, I just honestly didn&#39;t think they&#39;d end up in canon. (Sorry for the Luna monologue...)

Like i said . I agree . this is for H/hr shippers only.you should get out

Harmonie is fricking nuts!! I thought &quot;harmony&quot; was a good thing...

Edited for spelling and punctuation: If you don&#39;t want H/HR just get off! We don&#39;t want you! This petition is for true believers only! I&#39;m so sick of your mockery, just leave! Translation: If you still think Hermione wants to be with someone she considers her brother (yuck!), you are delusional. This petition is for true delusionals only. We enjoy your mockery because we are delusional. Please stay and leave as many comments for us as you want, including phone numbers for good shrinks. Thanks and good night!

Harmonie... was that a joke, or did you actually type those words in earnest... If you did it in earnest, shipping H/HR is the lease of your problems. The ability to spell and use actual words should be your top priority... I&#39;ll &#39;laeve&#39; amd stop with the &#39;mockary&#39; when you learn to spell. How&#39;s that?

I totally agree .This Petition is for H/Hr shippers .

IF U DONT WANT H/HR JUST GET OFF!!! WE DONT WANT U!!!1 THIS PETTION IS 4 TRU BELEIVERS ONLY!!!! IM SO SICK OF UR MOCKARY JUST LAEVE!!!!

can&#39;t say i hate everything about Harry Potter . Whether or not H/Hr get together , I will always ship them.But i will still like Harry Potter.

Ok, people, step away from the pot. Geeze, you&#39;d think that true fans of Harry Potter would be more interested in the Horcruxes than who&#39;s snogging who. I am a shipper for Harry/Ginny, as well as Ron/Hermione, but you don&#39;t see any petitions for the brake-up at the end of the book. I&#39;m much more interested in the actual plot than the side romances. So are the real Harry Potter Fans. I will call you delusional, not for your Harry/Hermione shipping, but for your overreaction on the whole thing. I can&#39;t belive you call yourselves &quot;true&quot; Harry Potter Fans. There are many more Ron/Hermione Shippers than Harry/Hermione shippers, and there are sooooo many who don&#39;t ship. What are you talking about, the affection of book sales. She sells billions of books at each release, so a few million will make no diffrence.

you all are loser!!!!! just get over it. its J.K. Rowling&#39;s characters, not yours. you ahould all go die or something and just for the record, i am a strong supporter of the whole Ron/Hermione relationship.

You know what? I think this strongly worded letter will make her change her ways and see the light! YES! YES! Now I&#39;m going to write a petition to send to Bush to stop the war, and one to Al Qaeda telling them to stop killing people. I&#39;m also writing one to eh pidgeons that roost in my tree. They&#39;ll stop pooping on my car anyday now... You&#39;ve inspired me to write these letters. We&#39;ll prevail with our petitions! Right on!

This is a joke, right?

This is a joke, right?

lyke omgz i totlly agree wit u. it waz so meen of her to say hat. i hate evrything about hary potter now. h/hr 4ever!

I dont believe this. You honestly think that this pathetic petition is going to make JK Rowling change the course of the series she has been planning for over a decade? Do you seriously think that Bloomsbury will refuse to publish the last installment of HP just because a small group of (dare I say it) delusional idiots struggle to read between the lines? Please dont forget that &#39;shipping&#39; isnt the sole point of HP. There is a much larger storyline that millions have fallen in love with, including (i presume) the author of this petition. If you&#39;re going to let this sub-plot alter your view of the entire HP series, then maybe you were reading it for all the wrong reasons.

And now that I read the rest of the posts, I&#39;d like to give a pat on the back to somebody signing as &quot;LAME PETITION MORONS!&quot; Bravo.

I do not like HP for romance , like some people might.I like it for the book and the story line.however , i must admit that i was very disappointed in this book.not only did Harry and Hermione not get together , but the story lacked something.Anyways , Harry and Hermione belong together!

Perhaps you need some clarification: J.K. Rowling writes the books. You have no control. She can do whatever she wants, and some stupid petition isn&#39;t gonna make her pair Harry and Hermione. FYI-- Ron and Hermione were characters MADE FOR EACHOTHER from the very beginning (an intentionally plot point). You&#39;re taking this WAY past the extreme... get a life.

Jeez, its JK&#39;s Book. She Can Do Wat She Likes. And, It Is So So Obvious that ron and hermione are perfect for each other. Plz Do Everyone a Favour and read books 4 - 6 again. >=]

Stop wasting everyone&#39;s time with this... It is **her** story, **her** characters. Leave her alone, leave her choose by herself what happens in **her** story.

My mom won&#39;t let me.

I can see that you didn&#39;t look at the pic of me, labeled under the name, &quot;yes&quot;

Why do you impersonate me, other Harmonie? Everyone knows it is not me so why do you bother? You are just trying to steal my thunder!

I cannot believe you people. This is utter nonesense. Do you honestly believe that JKR is going to do any of those things. The only thing you&#39;re going to accomplish is giving the rest of the H/Hr shippers, really bad names. I know MANY H/Hr shippers...and NONE of them have been as rude, as idiotic, and as rediculous as you. They are more than happy to accept that JKR has put Ron and Hermione together. They are not abandoning their ship, but they acknowledge that their ship is now fanon only. It is a fact...JKR (you know...the CREATOR of this world you are so addicted with) has decided (a LONG time ago) that Ron and Hermione would end up together. Nothing you do or say is going to have the slightest impact on the books. JKR would be more than happy to ignore you and write as she sees fit. There are MILLIONS more fans out there that will keep buying her books whether they like the ships or not. It&#39;s her world and she can do what she wishes with you. You will achieve nothing with this pathetic little petition of yours. Signed truely, Lonecall (from acciofirebolt.com/forum) AKA Chris Murphy (feel free to stop by and say anything you like to me :D)

why do u impersenate me other Harmonie???? evry1 knows its not me so why do u bother??? ur just trying to steal my thudner!!!

Yes, I am 11.

f u im not 11

GET A LIFE! IT&#39;S A RELATIONSHIP THAT WAS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! THERE&#39;S ALWAYS FANON! and I think there are more R/Hr shippers just so you know. And a lot of people don&#39;t care about the relationships so no, it wont matter if you stop reading the book, you&#39;ll only hurt yourselves!

Please accept my apologies for the last post. Sometimes the eleven year old personality inside me gets a little, well, delusional. That child just doesn&#39;t understand that this petition means absolutely nothing. If JKR even sees this (which I seriously doubt) she&#39;ll will get a great laugh at how delusional some people are, including myself. Don&#39;t worry, I&#39;m going to the doctor soon to up my medication. I&#39;m just having a hard time keeping the child-like part of me in check, as my numerous posts imply. Also, though I keep talking about abusive relationships, I&#39;ve never been in one and really have no basis for judging anyone&#39;s relationship in that manner. Thanks for your time.

Quote: We, the undersigned, hereby petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling, author of the Harry Potter book series, to immediately apologize for her remarks included in the interview conducted by Emerson of MuggleNet and Melissa of The Leaky Cauldron, in particular the following words: &quot;Yes, we do now know that it&#39;s Ron and Hermione.&quot; My response: What is she going to apologize for? Apologizing that some people take the books too far? Apologizing that her fans are criticizing her for writing a fiction book in which she has complete control over? Please, fill me in with what I&#39;m missing. Quote: We also petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling to rectify the situation in Book 7, clearing up any questions the few Ron/Hermione shippers (the truly &quot;delusional&quot; ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Harry Potter books, that of Harry and Hermione. My response: Rowling knows these characters more than any of us do. Clearly, she decided to go the route of Ron/Hermione. Do you really think she&#39;s going to pay any attention to some petty would-be fans who have nothing better to do with their lives? Quote: Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out. As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only &quot;true&quot; fans of the Harry Potter book series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications. My response: Well, seeing that the overwhelming majority of readers of the books do in fact support Ron/Hermione.. fat chance. And besides, I highly doubt many people are going to let romance completely ruin the book. It&#39;s fiction for God&#39;s sake, fiction. I&#39;d like to see you ban the book, too. Very much so. Most H/Hr are peaceful shippers. I know many. I&am

u all talk big but u now u cant change the Ron and Hermione is ABUSIVE and Ginny is a lovstruck FANGIRL WANABE u r all being egrigious and DELIUSIONAL!!! And u know u are just shot urself in the foot with ur insults now the petition has mor NAMES!!!!!

Do you actually READ the interview? I&#39;m guessing no or you wouldn&#39;t have said JKR was rude. She wasn&#39;t.

Wow, you guys are total idiots. Harry and Hermione isn&#39;t going to happen. Deal. With. It. Pathetic and far too lame to continue on. (Do any of you actually think JK is going to read this? Better yet, sign or consider changing her story after so many years of planning because you guys are making a petition because you can&#39;t face the facts of a book you CHOOSE to read? Dang. That&#39;s the dumbest thing I&#39;ve ever heard.) Oh and don&#39;t bother arguing back, I&#39;m never gonna come back and read a word you say! Sorry. (Might as well give you all a reality check first though!)

I think Harry and Hermione should be together, but this is a little crazy. But I agree that JKR&#39;s comments in her interview with mugglenet were quite rude.

if you really couldnt read the sighns from book 4 then you should be drug out into the streat and shot!and just beacause ginny gets into more relationships in 3 years than you will ever be in in your whole life time doesnt mean she&#39;s a slut you fucktards.how many people have she sucked out of those, what...5 people?none, so fuck off you fuck...FUCK!!

This made my day. Quite frankly, it was just about the funniest thing I think I&#39;ve ever read. As a proud R/Hr shipper, the only reason I&#39;m signing this is because it gave me such a good laugh, after a rather depressing day. For those people who liked the idea of H/Hr...that&#39;s fine. Others who swore that there was hard evidence in the canon that Harry and Hermione were having some love affair...DELUSIONAL! Yeah, I said it.Oh, and I nearly DIED...I fell off my chair...when I read that Ron and Lavender&#39;s relationship &quot;seemed real&quot;. Obviously the person who wrote this has a 5th grade view on what a good relationship is (no offense to 5th graders...when you&#39;re in 5th grade and have a 5th grade view on relationships, it&#39;s perfectly fine). I put a link to this in one of my fanfiction bios I thought it was so funny. Wow...I hope to God that this is a joke. And in the rare, impossible event that JKR sees this...well, I have a feeling her reaction will be quite similar to mine. And by the way, I found this on the Wall of Shame on Mugglenet...kudos to Emerson!

If you can&#39;t spell it, don&#39;t post it! Ron and Hermione, forever!!!

I wanted harry and hermoine to hit it off to but you guys are just...RETARDED

&quot;why would Hermoine want Ron like whats he eva done Harry is the MANE CHARECTER!!!! oh yeah uh ps i dont know if u noyiced but Ginny is a SLUT!!!!! like Harry gets AIDS in Book 7 JKR cant do this its ronG!!!&quot; - my comment to this is did you totally miss the little bit about abstinance in the book. Do oyu think the password was changed to that for fun. JKR is not frivilous enough to do that, I&#39;m certain she was sending us a message that here characters aren&#39;t going to &quot;get it on&quot; before their marriage and when it does happen its not going to be in the books. H/Hr shippers - if they weren&#39;t delusional before they certainly are now.

I should also warn you that I have several personalities. One obviously knows about spelling, punctuation, grammar, and manners. Apparently, the other does not have a clue about anything and is in fact, a slut. (Poster 201, did you like the pictures you saw? :) I hope so!)