"any questions the few Ron/Hermione shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Harry Potter books, that of Harry and Hermione."
Are you serious? No. Fucking. Way. Are you even kidding me?! I don't want to get into the blatant evidence found throughout the books, but are you insane?! "Few questions"?! You. Are. On. Glue.
Oh, and by the way: have you guys even been reading the last five books before HBP? No, I'm really curious. Did you? Because the R/Hr and H/G evidence outnumbered the even vaguely-H/Hr moments about 10 to 1. But if it's "meant to be", then who knows that better than deluded teenie fans? Certainly not the author who created the characters!
You are pathetic.
"Jealous". Of Hilary Duff. And doesn't care what I think? Like I give a fuck. She's just some stupid, vapid little cow with a rich mother and no talent.
You're not funny.
Anyway, she is a sick travesty of a fan, and I guess if she really DOES support H/Hr...well, that says it all. Deluded. And you're planning to send this to JK Rowling? I'm glad that 75% of it is canon fans telling you that you're bloody mental, which you are, and that 24% is you wanking, and hard (peppered with nonsensical "lolololololol"ing, and the other 1% is people like "OMG IVE SEEN ALL TEH MOVIEZ AND ITZ TOTALY H/HR!@!!!2"
Jo is right to dismiss raving lunatics like you.
Snowy, I'm not asking you to publish the email, I'm asking you to give a detailed analytical response to it. I'm going to keep sending the email until it either ends up ultimately pissing you off or until I get a detailed analytical response. It's your choice, stupid child.
Well put, Varexarnon.
The chance of this reaching a million signatures is VERY SMALL. Although, I hope Jo sees this on the MuggleNet Wall of Shame and comes and sees this. I wish Emerson would see this. I WOULD LOVE TO BE MENTIONED AS ONE OF EMERSON'S THUGS ON THE WALL OF SHAME, THE SPECIAL EDITION. Though, not as a bad thing. Since, you know, we're the smart people.
Oh and btw. you do realise even if this petition does reach 1 million signatures and get sent to JKR, she'll also receive the comments too, not just the names of who signed it? Somehow i think its going to have less of an impact when she reads the comments we've put on here.
Snowy, PLEASE, why don't you give a specific example from the books for H/Hr? You know, since all us Heron shippers are too stupid to find any. Please?
Woo-Hoo! Almost 2,500 siggys!!! I'll be sure to post a celebratory message at my webpage when we get there, which shouldn't take too long. Thanks to everyone for your support, you're really making a difference! :)
I've been away from the computer over the weekend (as I have a life unlike certain people we won't mention, lol) so I'll be sure to read all the recent signatures as soon as I can. I'll also be posting replies to some of the literally hundreds of emails I've received, so look for your letter soon (everyone except for Johnny Jackass of course, who just keeps sending the same crapola over and over again - sorry, Johnny, lol).
And Yvette - juealous much, lol? I doubt Hilary gives a shit about what some no-name like you thinks anyway.
And Till - I would like to offer you 6 little books from the Harry Potter series, not sure if you're familiar with them, but if you'd bother to read through the books I'm sure you'll find all sorts of proof for Harry/Hermione. :)
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
And why would anyone WANT that absolute sow, Hilary "I'm so hardcore! I wear pink and a black wig and lipsynch!" Duff on their side?! It's official: you lot are mental.
And another thing: where the hell do you delusional shippers get off "banning" a book that 99% of the fans will adore? The only "true" fans? I have no choice but to conclude that you people are on glue. GROW. UP.
"millions" of H/Hr fans? You people are hilarious. Grow up and let Jo do her own thing. And stop insulting the shippers who ship canon as "delusional", when it's you idiots who are truly living in a fantasy within a fantasy.
Poor Snowy. She can't insult, she obviously can't do math, she has simply HORRIBLE spelling and grammar skills... is there anything our Snowy can do?
Actually, surprisingly, yes. She's quite good at being an idiot. Possibly unbeatable. For example, I think she really believes that the email she got from "Hilary Duff" and the post by "JKR" were from the people she says they were from. She also thinks she can change the books, she thinks she can take away Jo's human rights and force her to apologize for LAUGHING at a JOKE, she thinks her tiny group of militant delusionals can have an affect on sales (ahem, I'm sorry, BAN, as she put it :D ), she has even gone so far as to make Jo apologize for saying that it is going to be Ron/Hermione in book 7, which is obviously the TRUTH, to the those of us who have actually read the books, and, again, she thinks that when book 7 is published, she will have the million she hoped for.
Oh, and Snowy? How exactly are you going to know if Harry/Hermione happens in book 7. If it doesn't happen, you say you will boycott the book, but how exactly will you know it hasn't happened unless you READ IT? Are you psychic? Didn't think of that, did you, Snotty?
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Idiot.
Emerson's thugs rock on forever!
TIFFI! YOU'RE BACK! My favorite sexy poodle has returned!
Did no one see my post that if Snowy goes at a steady rate of 2500 a month, she won't have ANYWHERE NEAR 1,000,000 signatures when book 7 comes out? Two years from now, she'll have approximately 30,000, which is NOT GOING TO DO A DAMN THING. Actually, she could've gotten a billion signatures and over 90% of them would've been against her, and they would've been repetative.
oooh I'm soo tired. I won't be able to continue posting throughout the day. Curse school and it's evil ways. But I hope you all have fun making Snowy's life hell for me today.
Yeah. I saw the Hilary Duff thing. It almost made me want to cry about the future of the human race.
But then I laughed instead.
Has the Ban Book 7 brigade resurfaced? Or have they drowned in the superior wit of Emerson's thugs?
Snowy's favourite sexy poodle is BACK and damn proud of it!
Mwahahahaha ... I am gone for barely a week and already requests for my photo have been made ... LOL. I'll either link you guys to my new website later, or I'll put one on the thug site ... so much to do, so little time.
Just to prove that I am my own freakin' person. From NEW ZEALAND.
Hey to all new thugs - I shower you with crumpets!
Lots of love,
snowy's favourite sexy poodle,
Tiffi
•Emerson's Thugs - we're better than you, militants, and we know it!•
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
Huh.
I remember this site ... perhaps it's time to dig back into snowy mockage.
Are Emerson's Thugs still around? Ya with me?
We'll see ... we'll see ...
Lots of crumpets,
Tiffi
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
Hey all! So, I see Tammy has been 'round! *hugs her* Great to see you again, and sorry I couldn't reply to your OM'S on yahoo--I was busy reading my new copy of Anne Rice's "Lasher".
I am FINALLY at the MNS Messenger. That took ages man !
Okay, my pic is on the way, but if I am honest, your version of Nancy is much more Harry Potter-like than mine. Yours one looks like I described her, mine looks like as she comes out of some donky Magical Girl Anime *drop* -__-.
Only have to worry about my mom; I have a Tom Riddle deal going on kind of there. Dad was fucky, mom was worth something. Dad didn't leave (mom did) but he still was worth little enough tha the didn't CARE my mom left. So, yes, you just have to worry about my mom finding out. *adopts herself to Kuro-Chan* Hee hee..>.>
Honestly, you're.... amazing ! I can't find any words for it ! I can't describe it but you are truly....
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That's the first time ever a person I know for only a few hours, truly a couple of hours, is drawing one of my characters ;___; !
That's- that's- THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL !
THANK YOUUUUUUUU ! LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU !!!
I HAVE TO ADOPT YOU ! No matter what your parents may say XD...
I wish my oekaki skills were good for something..LOL the most I can do on oekaki boards, though, is drawing Filia as a stick figure.
That was an ArtRage production...You need to go to download.com and get ArtRage if you don't have it. It's like "Oekaki for Dummies." Heh heh.
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YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TAMA-SAMA !!!!
I LOVE YOU, ADMIRE YOU, WANT TO MARRY YOU, I- I-
I WAT YOUR BABIES, IIIIIIIIIIIIIEK *crys like mad groupy on a concert* !
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BAWAHAHA, what FAAAAAAGS ! I have no problem with nationality. Not with my own, nor with other ones. And Tam, I guess I finally figures out how that works... you shoud soon see an email from me... or possibly not... -___-
Tama, the post where your MNS was suddenly dissapeared o___O ! Please give it to me again, Tha-hanks !
TAM-CHAN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUULZ !
Oh, I already mention that, didn't I ^^ ?
Voice of reason you're right, but you did just what you complained about. You signed it twice as well. Oh and if anyone reads this "petition" they will see most of this is Ron/Hermione shippers, and that would either disappoint them or make them laugh...it made me laugh
GOD DAMN ! If this would not be an open forum/petition, I would just give you my e-mail address >< ! But MNS seems to work... still DL.
TAM-TAM-TAM *shakes her ass*
RULZ-RULZ-RULZ !
BAN SNOWY... erm... if she actually is still here (long time no hear from her!)
I love being loved....The messenger takes a while to download; I'll admit that. HEY! I have a better idea!
One of my friends mentioned to me something about Trillian..Go to download.com and type in "Trillian" where it says search. Farfie said you can get MSN, AOL, Yahoo, and something else..All on that thing.
I don't know if it works or not,I haven't tried it; it never let me download it because my computer kept crashing. It was sucky that night; he said it works well, though.
Mani-*sighs* I never said Jaoan was a heavenly site. I don't know where when I said that. I said I like it's culture. I also said I wouldn't want to live there if you remember.
Willy- What? you're going to poisen my chocolate? But why? I'm sorry I didn't mean to talk about it...I'll be good from now on...
Argh, this yahoo messenger isn’t working.
TAM-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !
God, I will try the MNS thing !
Wait Tam-chan, I am going to work this out !
Ah- did I mention that… TAM-CHAN RULZ ?
And SIRIUS/REMUS and RON/HERMIONE and EVERYTHING ELSE/EVERYTHING ELSE !
Hey, Ginevra! Welcome to the Petition-Forum and we hope you'll enjoy your stay! Just, don't mind all the madness every now and then. If someone makes a crude post about you it's probably Snowy or one of her very few flunkies. The rest of us are nice.
*hugs Ginevra*
CAPTAIN KURO ROCKS! (Hee.)
You are DELUSIONAL and you cant demand shit from JKR. I also dont see over a million shippers for h/hr and most of the signatures are double posts. This is crap get a life.
Like I said; it's our way of making fun of the petition. I'm sure she'll notice people are more against the idea of her banning it or changing it in any way than for it. Even big shots aren't that dense ne?
Hello people.
I don't know schundra, Ithink I kinda like Snowy. This "petition" is the funniest thing I've seen in my life! So, I hope that you will welcome a newbie to the good fight, fill your mugs to the brim with butterbeer and join me in a toast to Good Snowy and all the hours of good wholesome entertainment she has yet to offer!
p.s. Great fanfics!
Then why are you guys multi-posting? It's a stupid petition yes, but shouldn't you go somewhere else then? If that guy wants to give this to JKR, he can still say there are many signatures, no matter if people agreed or not.
Voice of Reason, this petition will NEVER WORK ! It doesn't matter how many people signing, JKR will NEVER change her mind because of a little girl who is crying over because her ship isn't going to happen !
Actually, we're not; most of us are multi-posting. We'd have to be signing in AGREEMENT with Snowy on wanting the book to be canceled or Hermione and Harry to be together. We're jus tkind of mocking everything and using this petition as a miniature forum....
On top of that, check out the signature goal; NEVER gonna happen.
Schundra, I hope this petition will last as long as I am finished with this fic, at least the first chapter of it ^.^. THANKS !
SNOTTY SUCKS AND TAM-CHAN RULZ !
>.> Hey what are fanfiction fanatics for, anyway?! No one ever made a rule saying you can't make a fanfiction for someone else's fanfiction. Hee hee. I couldn't resist, anyway.
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All you people need to grow up. I came here wanting to laugh at Harry/Hermione shippers, but it seems the Ron/Hermione shippers are even worse and signing as well???!!! Are you guys nuts or something? This is pro-H/Hr, you're only helping them out
Tam-chan, thank oyu for that, I will try the yahoo messenger.
PS: Your little fiction about my fiction RUUUUUUULZ ! I love you too ! You write it out of my mind !
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Snowy, get lost ! You and your petition suck ! SUCK, SUCK, SUUUUCK ! Get a life, you're truly delusional.
And Kuro/Kuno69: Write this fanfiction !!! Post here if you have uploaded it PLS ! Bye, Schundra.
Harry nodded out the window towards the grounds where, shadowed by darkness byt outlined by moonlight, there were the forms of a dog- undoubtably Sirius -and a werewolf, which was unquestionably the ex-DADA professor.
"What are they doing?" Ron inquired, squinting his eyes at the darkened scene.
"I don't know.." whispered Hermione in response. "It looks like they're- oh my..I think they m ight-"
Hermione was cut off, however, as two loud howls echoed around the grounds, ringing through their ears as clearly as though they had been right beside the two forms toppled upon the ground.
"Well.." Ron murmured after a moment, cheeks red as the red on his tie, "At least they're both of the dog family..Aren't they?"
Hermione and Harry nodded, sighing, their cheeks equal in colour to that Ron's sported.
"Although.." Harry whispered to the two, "I didn't really *want* to know they did that sort of thing in public.."
"'S a bit funny, isn't it?" Ron chuckled.
"Funny?! They're out in plain view, and on a full moon, no less!" Hermione reprimanded her boyfriend sharply, tugging at his ear.
*is a pirate*
Ho Ho !
I've seen lot's of pretty HP Anime/Manga Art as well. Did you know that Koge-Donbo, drawer of Digi charat and Pita Ten draws Harry Potter Doujinshi o___O ??? I was really surprised, when I found that out, doh !
I just imagined a pretty scence. Harry, Ron and Hermione are watching a doggie Sirius cavorting with a werewolf remus at late night down on the grassland at Hogwarts, wondering what the hell they're doing in the middle of the night down there and playing cozy games XD...
I stick by what I said: Harry Potter would make a VERY good anime. I've seen some pictures people have done of anime HP characters..MY GOD they just get hotter and hotter! I have one of Draco Malfoy, several of Lupin--- oh God..You REALLY need to see them if you haven't yet..
Yeah; I've seen parts of it. I can imagine that vividly too.
Watched One Piece before? I think that's why I said Kuro instead of Kuno so many times..For some reason the name "Captain Kuro" got stuck in my mind and it replaced "Kuno." I'm sorry!!
But, hey; at least you're a cool pirate..Cat or not. o.O
Oh, "Kuro" is fine with me as well XD ! I like that name ! About the S/R, I don't know so far. But prefer Sirius Seme, yepp !
Ah Tam-chan, by the way, to come again to the Harry/Draco thing I forgot something really important !!!
At the beginning, as Draco refuse to accept his feelings, he always runs away if he sees Harry, with his arm pressed on his face and his eyes in tears, screaming “Noooo, it can’t be true !!!”.
I don’t know, but do you know Ranma ½ Tam-chan ?
The peoples there are ALWAYS running away like this if they're disappointed in love or badly hurt in the heart or something like that XD.
Ya know what I mean ?
I just imagine Draco like this XD !
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HARR !
please get a life. JKR is the God of Harry Potter world and SHE says that they are not destined for each other. You're wrong-accept it. KTHXBYE.
(emerson is cooler than you)
At the end opf the story, Dumbledore (or Snape, don’t know who’s better so far) explains that love potions DOES NOT work with Marauders.
Yeah, and then, Sirius and Remus have A LOT to explain ! I mean, really A LOT !!!
God damn, I am so evil >< ! *likes embarassing scenes*
Dude. How long have I been making the typo and putting "Kuro" instead of "Kuno?"
Ugh.......Kuno******* for every blasted time I did that.
Why'm I such an idiot..?
I only have one question, Kuro: Who gets the top?! (Even if you aren't going to make it graphic, gimme the answer so my perverted, pitiful, twisted mind can be satisfied. Hee...)
...as I said, love potion does not work on marauders. However, Sirius and Remus are using this opportunity that there is a mysterious love potion going around in Hogwarts and claim that they both drank it by accident and now are "unfortunately"inevitable deeply in love with each other because of this...
*A random evil thought*
By the way, Harry, your mother had an affair with Voldemort and you're really his son, not James'. You were just enchanted with a charm to look like your father so no one knew.
Yeah; you gave off the aura of being a girl. It's just, a couple of my GUY friends give off that same aura but are, obviously enough, guys..So I didn't want to offend just in case I was wrong. o.O *puts a ring on Kuro's finger* LOL
Just give someone chocolate. It releases endorphins which, not only do they make you feel happy, but they also can make you feel as though you're in loooove! *sighs happily at the image in her head of one of the two (Sir or Rem) getting chocolates from the other then falling desperately in love*...
