Wow can you imagine if JKR was reading the wall of shane and found the petition, and rather than an angry froup of H/Hr shippers, she'd find us discussing chocolate pie.
If you're reading this, Jo, HI!!!!!!! Keep up the good work, HBP was FANTASTIC. Just bring Dumbledore back and we'll love you forever :P
And Levi, I get that you were trying to be serious. And I take it seriously. But you must admit, if I'd posted it instead of you, right now you'd be enjoying reading all the examples of Snowy being a damn stupid bitchy homophobic hypocrite.
Well since you actually told her in a post she was spelling it incorrectly and she replied insulting you, she's definitely doing it on purpose.
Remus - is it near that time of the month? (hehehe) Because you're acting a little more like a frisky werewolf than usual...
Would you care for some chocolate pie? Sirius is welcome to some as well of course!
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Levi, I really enjoyed that. That's a damn lot of examples there. Snowy can't wiggle out of that. Not that anyone here would care - we already know she's a damn stupid bitchy homophobic hypocrite.
Okay, peeps, I have sent Snowy the following e-mail:
"So, let me get this straight: You call other people "gayass fags" and accuse them of homophobia. You take your "evidence" out of context and accuse us of being moronic. (BTW, don't you think that Hermione was pissed at Ron because he betrayed her with Lavender?) You devote your time to a hate-site for a fictional relationship and accuse us of having no friends. You utilize swear-words in each and every one of your responses and accuse us of being rude. You show every outward sign of being a neglected child and imply that our parents dropped us on our heads during our infancy. You refuse to listen to reason and want us to take you seriously? You, my friend, are a hypocrite. Yes, I called you my friend, seeing as you are clearly but a misguided sole on a subconcious journy of salvation. I pity you. I forgive you any harsh words that you may use against me. Know this: I am always willing to forget the insults you throw at people more reasonable than you are now and always willing to to accept you into the folds of the sane. I am handing you an olive branch. Please, take it, my friend."
So, let it be known that if she posts it on her site and mangles it, here is the original wording.
Remus! Don't get dirty!
Oh, and tell Sirius I said hi!
Cheryl - Yup. I don't think you could possibly sink lower than "The Gray Bitch." Well... Snowy did. Her "You have a stupid name" bullshit surpasses even "The Gray Bitch."
Do you realize she even spells the word grey incorrectly? I know that gray is a variation, but in my name it is grey, so it is spelled incorrectly when she is using it to write my name. And I KNOW she does it on purpose, obviously. She'd have to be REALLY stupid to be spelling it that way accidentally.
On second thought... maybe she IS spelling that way accidentally...
I thought this was funny:
"Granted, from a literary point of view, it would make sense for Harry, the main character, to fall in love with Hermione, the most developed woman in the story"
So H/Hr should happen because he's the main character and she has the biggest chest?
Hehehehe I chose to understand her being the most developed in another way for my personal amusement. Ginny has in fact developed character-wise far more than Hermione.
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woa I'm back and I don't like what I'm reading....Snowy's a homophobe?! That that...grrr. She had no right, and her saying Emerson being racist. That's just as bad! I know some and there really nice!! omh my...grah!! Ok I'm over it.
Grey Lady - Thanks, it was fun coming up with it :)
I've come up with a better insult than "the Gray bitch", can you believe it? It's:
Snowy is a trout-sucking anal probe.
That one of the most immature insults I've ever thought of and it's still better than hers...and more original hehe
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Hey there, Remus!
Chocolate pie DOES sound delicious, doesn't it?
Snowy's always talking about how she has a life and we don't... when almost immediately after we hit the five-hundred mark, she comes here and says, "Look at that, 2500 signatures!" It's pretty obvious she has no life. Though, the moment we all saw this petition, we knew anyway.
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Thanks for the link, Cheryl!
And about the signature... it's just so funny, and so true, I HAD to put it in there.
Levi: Perfect. Absolutely perfect. That is TOTALLY Snowy. And she's talking about US insulting people because they don't have the same views as us? Bloody CHRIST. Oh well. We've all known Snowy was a hypocrite for a very long time now. Stupid homophobic bitch.
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Lol, Cheryl. I'd like to see her try with that ridiculously tiny brain she has.
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I think a great topic for discussion is "will snowy ever come up with anything more inventive than 'the gray bitch'?"
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I completely agree, Cheryl. Which just makes her sound even more stupid.
I notice that Snowy never replied to my last post. Probably because she couldn't think of anything intelligent to say - nothing new there.
Willy Wonka - a great idea! I noticed that she's moved on from thanking us for posting to ridicule her, to telling us to have sex with our gay friends.
Definite decline there. To quote the wonderful Emerson: "It's people like this that make me lose faith in the human race"
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Lazarus, please go back to being dead. We're having too much fun.
This is hilarious. I was reading some of snowy's earlier posts - you can actually SEE a decline in her sanity. I'm thinking of putting together an analysis of all her posts and sending it to her to see if it gets on her Wall of Sanity
are we agreed?
Yeah, but snowy loves to copy what people say and claim that she said them first, so she'll definitely say they were tears of joy because she'll have nothing else but insults and see my post and think "wow, if I say that I'll sound smart, something I've never quite achieved before..."
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erm....if being on here means we have no lives, why are you on here exactly? If it's the worst series of novels ever written, why do you still read it?
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Good God, are you people still here arguing about one of the worst series of novels ever written?
For Pete's sake, get a life, people. At least you could argue about something worth arguing about.
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...simply because it will be such an awful book. ;)
hehehe I was right in my first bet btw. I bet that if I asked her in a completely polite and formal way for H/Hr evidence, she's comment on how I was too thick to see what's right under my nose, without providing any evidence.
*ding ding ding we have a winner!*
And btw. Cheryl, i'll take that bet, i say ten galleons she just insults you
Bet her counter to my evidence now is that i typed the first version of that thing about cho correctly or something stupid like that... In which case: Why did i bother to correct it if i thought the original was right? Answer: Because i didn't think the original was right, i made a typo...
I'd also like to quote something snotty said in a reply to an email somebody sent her:
"Thank you, jean. Just goes to show that you don't have to be rude to someone simply because you don't agree with everything they say."
Now, if you're falling of your chair, laughing at the hypocrisy at this point, I'm sure you're not alone.
Have you read the petition her site links to? Read that, then read the top of this one, and see how long it takes you all to stop laughing.
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I'd also like to quote something snotty said in a reply to an email somebody sent her:
"Thank you, jean. Just goes to show that you don't have to be rude to someone simply because you don't agree with everything they say."
Now, if you're falling of your chair, laughing at the hypocrisy at this point, I'm sure you're not alone.
Have you read the petition her site links to? Read that, then read the top of this one, and see how long it takes you all to stop laughing.
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SHE"S A HOMOPHOBE!?!?
Ok NOW I am pissed. I know gay people, and they are some of the nicest people I know. And this is after she calls Emerson a Racist
*grabs torch and pitchfork*
Damn, typed that at speed, theres a few typos and mistakes in there... Most important one first
"She just so happens to be in denial. I mean i don't remember her saying harry was allowed to kiss Cho if he wanted to in OotP..."
This was supposed to say "...i don't remember saying harry wasn't allowed to kiss Cho...."
"Axtually, they are the actions of a lovesick girl. once again" Was supposed to say "actually" at the start
" Ever heard of something called Pschology? you know, how the human body and brain works? I ahppen to be quite good at it "
Spelt Pyschology wrong, missed out the way, and got the a and h in the wrong order in "happen" due to typing it incredibly quickly
And I would also like to add to that:
Chapter Fourteen
Felix Felicis
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"You go!" said Hermione, blinking back tears. "I'm sick of Ron at the moment, I don't know what I'm supposed to have done..."
note "Blinking back tears". Now that's something even snotty can't ignore! Well she probably will by insulting my name or my association with gay people or calling my friends retards, but whatever.
Snowy - if she's sick of Ron, why is she almost crying when he won't talk to her?
10 galleons says she replies that they were tears of joy hehehe
Wheeeeeeyyy, Snotty finally put my e-mail on her website :D And what a suprise, couldn't think of a decent reply, so she just insulted me. Now, time to completely ruin her evidence. Anything said by snotty will be in brackets
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"You go!" said Hermione, blinking back tears. "I'm sick of Ron at the moment, I don't know what I'm supposed to have done..."
Sick, indeed. For that matter, who isn't sick of the redheaded nightmare? It will be a fine day when JKR kills him off in Book 7.)
Uhh, you know, most people get sick of someone they fancy goes out with someone else, its called jealousy, anger, and feeling betrayed, especially if you've already told them how you feel, which Hermione did when she asked him to go to Slughorn's party
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"You shouldn't leave Lavender waiting outside," [Hermione] said quietly. "She'll wonder where you've gone."
Indeed. Hermione is clearly encouraging Ron to be with Lavender.)
Do you know anything about relationships, seriously? Or feelings in general? She doesn't want to talk to him, as she's annoyed with him at the moment, for the same reasons i just mentioned to ruin your last piece of evidence. What do you expect her to do, suddenly try and cheat on him to prove she loves him?
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Harry spun around to see Hermione pointing her wand at Ron, her expression wild: The little flock of birds was speeding like a hail of fat golden bullets toward Ron, who yelped and covered his face with his hands, but the birds attacked, pecking and clawing at every bit of flesh they could reach.
This is easily the strongest evidence revealing Hermione's open hatred of Ron. These are not the actions of a girl in love, but rathe
"S-Sirius?" a desparate voice called through the moulding walls of Grimmauld place, echoing through the cavernous halls.
The stairs creaked gently as the pale face of Sirius Black appeared, searching for a sign of Remus. He was sure he had heard his name being called, completely certain of it.
He crept past the moth-eaten curtains covering his mother's portrait, following the sound of rushed footsteps into the kitchen...
Hey, I'm year of the sheep too! And by the way, you're really immature, Snowy. No one really takes you seriously you know. By having two pages full of hate mail against Harmony on your site, it makes it look like everyone hates and disagrees with you while you only have a couple supporters. Maybe you should think about changing that before you start bragging about your progress.
Remus! I'm surprised at you, spoiling the plot of book 7 like that!
The fact that Sirius is still alive and you're in love was supposed to be a huge revelation, but once again, you've let it slip.
Yes my dear Grey Lady, I am now fully willing to embrace my feelings for Sirius, and I admit that the "embracing like brothers" was a little more than that, as many people understood.
Are you sure you wouldn't care for some chocolate?
AHA! REMUS! You finally admit your feelings for Sirius! I have been waiting for this day for years...
Oh, and Snowy, NO, I don't ACTUALLY think he's the real Remus Lupin. It's called a joke.
I do say, enough is enough! This kind of segregation is exactly what Voldemort is after, and I feel particularly offended because of my feelings towards Sirius.
Now, let's all calm down and have some chocolate...
As I said; good day to you all! It is I, TAMARA! Of The Macabre Quartet, come to make my rounds again.
I seriously need to get you people on a time schedule to catch one of you at least every now and then because I'm still friggin' in school. (I would've graduated with last year's seniors if I hadn't been born just two months after the cut-off date for kids to start!)
Hi everyone! I'd love to join the good fight for sanity. I find this thread insanely funny...what do I have to do to become an Emmerson thug? *huggles the king of Mugglenet*
I'd also like to say that I find the derrogatory (look it up in the dictionary snowy dear...if you can remember how to spell it..btw..a dictionary is that big book with lots of words in it..you can use it to learn how to spell...) anyway..the use of derrogatory language on this peitition is shocking. I mean..some people deserve it, but for the owner to come in here and gaybash when that has nothing to do with the situation whatsoever is simply horrid.
I don't understand how people can complain about things that Rowling is doing with her OWN characters. NEWSFLASH, none of us own any of the Harry Potter characters..it's up to Jo to do whatever she wants with them.
I agree with you go ahead and ban book seven, because fans who can't support an authors decisions regarding her own characters don't deserve to be fans at all.
Get a clue, bitch. This already is a chatroom. I'm sorry.
I only wavered a bit once. The other times were perfectly valid and explained everything. I didn't say I could get into the mind of a fictional character, it's just that it was so fucking OBVIOUS - at least to people who can READ.
You didn't give EVIDENCE, you freaking retard, you took shit from the books that SUPPORTED THE WRONG SHIP and took it out of context to make it look like it supports your ship. And you're calling me pathetic?
Did I EVER say I'm gay? No. I said I have GAY FRIENDS, and that there is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, you stupid little bitch.
Oh, and it's SOOOO possible for me to fuck people up the ass, since I'm a guy, even though my name is The Grey LADY. Note sarcasm.
No, actually, your remarks didn't offend me. Not one bit. It's just as if some little five-year-old came up to me and hit me on the leg and called me stupid. It's not that I'm offended - it's that it pisses me off SO MUCH when people are so FUCKING close-minded about something that can't even be helped.
Calling me a sheep? Heh, that's funny, you're right. I was born Year of the Sheep, according to the Chinese Zodiac. Good guess.
No, my friends aren't retarded, nor am I. Actually, most of my friends do quite well in school, as do I, though I highly doubt I can say the same for you.
As for the "Go to hell, Gray Bitch" part? Sure. See you there, bitch. It's impossible for closed-minded, prejudiced, arrogant, militant, delusional BITCHES to go to Heaven. Didn't you know?
snowy, you disgust me. you use WAY too many derogatory terms!! (retarded, gay, cunt, ect.)
if im acting like an innocent and somebody who is truly shocked to see such launguage, im really not, but seeing as im a keeper of the peace, it's in the job description...
I just clicked here intending to sign your petition..but after reading that last post that you made...I'm a little embarassed. I don't think that I can in my right mind support your view here when you're being so nasty and immature about it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I just read this:
Oh, and Snowy? Take this BS about "fighting the good fight" off of your piece-of-shit petition. Jesus Christ, you steal the R/Hr shippers jokes from our emails on your stupid site, and then you take our title. That's really rich, coming from the person who's calling us stupid and unoriginal.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gray Bitch, you know perfectly well I'm not doing a goddamn thing you tell me to do, so don't waste your time, stupid
GAY ASS LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
FUCK A GAY FRIEND IN THE ASS TODAY
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And we all know what homophobia REALLY says about you...
You haven't provided any evidencefer H/Hr from the book, you've taken bits with now meaning, taken them out of context, and twisted them to fit you point.
Providing solid evidence is what the good fight for sanity have been doing
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Ha ha, the Gray Bitch is back, I see. What a stupid gay ass fuck you are, lol
You make me laugh, you're so fucking hilarious, ha ha
I just love this shit:
"Snowy said it was as if she was encouraging Ron to meet Lavender. In a sense, yes, but her voice is quiet as if she doesn't want to. It's like... like she likes him so much and she wants him to be happy, so she wants him to go with Lavender. That sort of thing. I don't know, but she took it out of context."
It's like....ummmmm....it's like.....duhhhhh
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh yes, the Gray bitch is now fucking psychic, and can read the mind of a fictional character. How fucking pathetic.
I give direct evidence, straight from the books, and the best you can do is say, oh, well duhhhhhh, she must be lying, yeah, that it's it. Go R/Hr, rah rah.
lol, you fucking gay ass sheep. Go fuck your gay friends in the ass if you can't do any better than that, retard.
Oh, gee, I'm sorry - do you have any retarded friends as well? Did my widdle remarks offend you again?
WELL BITE ME BITCH!!! DON'T LIKE IT? THEN LEAVE, STUPID. NO ONE'S MAKING YOU COME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, DUMBASS
There, did I make it plain enough for you??? This is a PETITION, and if you choose to go out of your way and try to make into a "chat room," as some have suggested, then don't complain when you don't like what you read.
Go to hell, Gray Bitch!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
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GO FUCK YOUR GAY FRIENDS IN THE ASS IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY INSULTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm guessing that, if it's even true she received it and didn't just type it herself, she received her thing from "Hilary Duff" *cough*poser*cough*
through email. And if she put the whole email on her site, than obviously she is just assuming it's from Hilary Duff. Of course, if the name Hilary Duff was her email address, or something of that nature, then HELLO! SOOOOOO many people impersonate celebs like that. DUH.
And then, if the former is correct, she's got a Hilary LATER who DOESN'T agree with the petition. She automatically assumes that the one who supports her stupidity is from the celebrity, and the one who fights the Good Fight is from a "normal" person.
Dumbass.
Oh, and Snowy? Take this BS about "fighting the good fight" off of your piece-of-shit petition. Jesus Christ, you steal the R/Hr shippers jokes from our emails on your stupid site, and then you take our title. That's really rich, coming from the person who's calling us stupid and unoriginal.
Stupid homophobic bitch.
ahh, im back. stupid UNcool school. 'nyway....
i can see nobody's been able to talk some sence into snowy while i was gone; shame. with a little therapy, im sure both snowy and pumkinhead could learn to laugh at themselves.
well, im still here, and im an emerson thug (cept i dont have time for the emerson thug forum :-( )
sigh
*eats pie*
Oh, I guess The Grey Lady has then.. hehe didn't see that until after I'd posted. Ah well, it has now been pointed out by your use of the actual context, and by my stupid jokes :P
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Guys, have you seen snowy's site today? She's posted evidence of why Hermione doesn't like Ron and how it's all signs of hatred.
Poor, poor, misguided snotty... Are you SURE you're a girl? I thought girls in general were more perceptive than that...
DENIAL - not just a reiver in Egypt hehehe
Plus everyone knows, when a girl likes a guy, she picks on him. It's just the way it works.
Ok, I stopped at around 13 and started flirting, but that's not the point.
The point, dear snotty, is that you have ignored the chapter "The White Tomb". I suggest you read it.
And another thing - the "evidence" against R/Hr she had on her site was TOTALLY out of context. If you actually go back and read, you'll see that the way she meant it wasn't at all the way it was meant to be in the books:
"You go!" said Hermione, blinking back tears. "I'm sick of Ron at the moment, I don't know what I'm supposed to have done..."
She is angry at Ron because he is ignoring her because he found out SHE had been snogging Krum. Jealousy from Ron, support for R/Hr.
"You shouldn't leave Lavender waiting outside," [Hermione] said quietly. "She'll wonder where you've gone."
Snowy said it was as if she was encouraging Ron to meet Lavender. In a sense, yes, but her voice is quiet as if she doesn't want to. It's like... like she likes him so much and she wants him to be happy, so she wants him to go with Lavender. That sort of thing. I don't know, but she took it out of context.
"Harry spun around to see Hermione pointing her wand at Ron, her expression wild: The little flock of birds was speeding like a hail of fat golden bullets toward Ron, who yelped and covered his face with his hands, but the birds attacked, pecking and clawing at every bit of flesh they could reach."
Snowy said it is clear evidence of HATRED of Ron. But if you see before, Ron is about to go into an empty classroom with Lavender, and Hermione sees. She gets pissed and tries to claw Ron's eyes out. Afterwards, Harry is, like, leaving, or Hermione is, or something, I don't remember, and then Harry hears a sob. HELLO! She's TOTALLY sad about the whole Ron and Lavender thing. Why the HELL else would she be crying?
"[Ron]'s at perfect liberty to kiss whomever he likes," said Hermione, while the librarian, Madam Pince, prowled the sh
OMG there's nothing wrong with being gay!! I'm the straight person who hangs out with 7 gay people daily!!!
You disgust me snotty!!!
But you do know what homophobia REALLY means about somebody, right?
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OMG, I SOOOOOO HATE HER EVEN MORE NOW!
Okay, that is just WRONG. I have gay friends too, and it's just stupid to do that. I FUCKING HATE HOMOPHOBES.
People are born that way, you stupid bitch. They can't control it. Do you think anyone would ACTUALLY choose to be gay? No. They wouldn't. I can't believe you did that. You GODDAMN HYPOCRITE. Saying that Emerson was all racist and shit - which he's NOT, you're just a stupid bitch looking to insult people - and then you go and show your GODDAMN PREJUDICED COLORS AS A HOMOPHOBE.
I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL.
OMG! Harmonians are the "true" Harry Potter fans???? Are you kidding me. If you really were a fan of the Harry Potter series you wouldn't start a petition AGAINST JKRowling and ask her to rewrite the book! You would take whatever she has to say in her book and just be happy that she took so much of her time to write a book for her fans. Not reading book 7 is one of the most stupid thing that you could do...As for me, I don't care if we lose you as a "fan"...you obviously aren't in your right mind. I respect that you're upset, but it's JKR's book and she HAS dropped hints that it was going to be a RonHermione ship. She can do whatever the hell she wants with her books! Damn it!
Sure, you can join! We're always looking for more people to bring the bitch down - not that we need it; one person could do that all on their own.
I wouldn't be surprised if she did call you a moron because you can't see what's right in front your face.
Hypocrite much?
She'll probably also say you have a stupid name.
Still a hypocrite. What the hell kind of a name is Otter Snow?
IT'S AN OXYMORON, SNOTTY.
For someone as smart as you're claiming to be (though anyone who reads your delusional petition will see that that is quite untrue), you sure are a delusional, militant bitch in denial.
I'm sorry for the language... but it's true.
I've got news for you people.
The nasty little hypocrite Snowy has just demonstrated homophobia, calling one of the people who emailed her a "fag". All this after her stuff about Emerson supposedly being a "racist".
Snowy, I have gay friends, and homosexuality is NOTHING to be ashamed of. It's not a bloody disease.
You truly disgust me Snowy.
Ok, I just sent Snowy an email, saying:
Hey snowy, just wondering what your evidence was for H/Hr, since you wn't post any on the petition.
Thanks,
Cheryl
Who wants to bet on it being put on the wall of shame on her website with something like: "HAHAHAHA you moron, you can't see what's right in front of your face!!!" as the response? Anyone want to bet a few galleons? hehehe
I haven't read all the extra signatures since I was on yesterday, but from what I can see, am I right in thinking Snowy still hasn't produced any evidence? I found a reference in GoF to Hermione kissing Harry on the cheek and thought: "maybe THAT'S what powered snowy's delusion" but I doubt it.
Jonathon, Grey Lady, Tiffi, etc - can I join the good fight for sanity? hehehe I've been meaning to ask for quite a while
*sight* Ah well, I tried. Impossible as I knew it would be to try and find some sanity in Snowy, I just had to try. I am a sucker for hopeless cases.
Funny how you suggested all 6 books. Because I find it an accomplicement, even for someone this delusional, to find H/Hr evidence in Half-Blood Prince. Could you give me an example of this "evidence"? I could use a few more good laughs :D
I really must wonder how horrible a petition this is since people have transformed this into a chat room rather than have proper signatures.
~Life Lessons~
1)Harmony sunk
2)You are NOT Joanne Kathleen Rowling
3)Look for answers like ""Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione."
4)Understand that it's Ginny who Harry smelled in Amorentia
5)Understand that the very nice JKR has been writing the Harry Potter series for 15 years.
6)It's not all about us fans.
7)Harry Potter is not a romance series.
8)Harry Potter is a fantasy series centered around Harry Potter's adventures.
HAHAHAHAHHA!
Oh, god, this is hilarious. Where do I START?
"Hilary Duff doesn't care about a nobody like you." NEWS FLASH, YOU STUPID ARROGANT BITCH, you're more of a nobody than Hilary Duff is, and that's saying something.
Where did you get this "millions of H/Hr shippers, the only true fans" bullshit? What are you ON? I'm inclined to agree with Yvette and say it's glue, but somehow that doesn't seem cerebrally destructive enough. Maybe crack... or ecstasy...
You think you can get JK to "rectify the situation" in book 7? Word of advice, stupid little girl: It's her fucking series, let her write it how she want to. You have no control over other people. And you think we're delusional! HAHAHAHA!
I can't go on, I think I'm going to have a ventricular aneurysm. Snowy, go to hell and die, no one cares about your stupid opinion.
THAT'S RIGHT YOU STUPID BITCH, I SAID OPINION! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OPINION AND FACT! GROW THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT!
(Sorry, I had to get that in)
Damn right it is Grey Lady, And if Snowy does what she did for the 1000 signature celebration, I think I will probably end up in tears at how funny it all is.
Jeez, though, why Hilary Duff? Why couldn't pick someone GOOD, like...I don't know...Michael Jordan?
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Give Snowy hell from us Peeves...
"Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione."
Get. Over. It.
Yeah Snowy, I'd like to offer YOU six little books from the HP series, since you are clearly not familiar with them, and if you read them, you'll find LOADS of evidence for Ron/Hermione.
MORON!
GET OVER IT!
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Yup. 90%. It turns out Snowy's even more delusional than we originally thought.
Yes, Hilary Duff is awful. She doesn't even have any talent. And in her new song, talking about partying all over the world, it's like she's showing off how rich she is. Bitch.
This petition really IS the height of arrogance. And stupidity. And humor. Throughout this petition, I cracked a rib from laughing so hard. But it's been a while since I've laughed REALLY hard... until I read your Hilary Duff comment. When I was trying to tell my step-brother, I could hardly get the words out from laughing so hard. Thank you for that.
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Is it really 90%? Sweet. Good to know.
I absolutely detest Hilary Duff and her whole "OMG IM SOOO HARDCORE!!!!!1" act she's been putting on lately.
But besides that, this petition is the height of arrogance, isn't it?
Another thing: where do you idiots get off pretending that YOUR ship should get precedence over the CANON ones? Arrogant entitlement bitches much? I can't wait 'til Jo sees this and utterly shuts down your ship for good in Book 7. And have you noticed that about 80% of the H/Hr fans have either jumped ship and joined the Good Ship and Orange Crush or disagree with this childish ploy? Probably not, since you're so busy getting letters from "Hilary Duff" and strutting around with a head so swollen I'm surprised you can stand up straight.
Jonathan - Don't get your hopes up. Remember, Snowy refuses to give an analytical response to ANYTHING. I don't know if she's even capable of it.
Yvette - I love you. Marry me.
Not really. But I LOVE the insults to Hilary Duff. I despise her.
Oh, and trust me, I've been here since just about the beginning of this petition. It's more than 75%. Actually, Jonathan did the calculations, and it's over 90%, isn't it, Jonathan?
Hilary Duff sucks.
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No one has said it in a while - so, ALL HAIL THE LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY!
And it usually makes you look a lot more credible if you can spell "jealous".
(I'm still laughing at that one. And the "millions" of H/Hr shippers? More like the tens.)
