Exactly! It was supposedly an underground comic book that few people knew about and that it started in like the 80's and it was about a boy with a funny scar...yadda yadda yadda you get the picture. But thankfully she was proved not guilty
hehhhehehe I just saw this and nearly died laughing:
103 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again
by Amanda Lack (stars_planets_clocks)
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-bo y-live'
14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.
16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
17. Be cheerful.
18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.
20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You'
lol the List goes on and on! We pretty much like everything about her!
Oh do you remember that rumor about her Playgerizing? Were you as angry as much as I was?
From joking about her reading what we were typing to her actually being there and mentioning us and our craziness in an interview, to worshipping the ground she walks on, to endless praising, to discussion of amortentia, to theorizing what she smells like and wondering how to find her email/home address...
Think we covered everything? :P
Well this is annoying.. I've spent so long on this petition that it's now 2am and If I go to sleep now I'll have a max of 5 hours sleep so there's no point. Oh well, guess I'd better stay on ;)
he yeah it really is... I mean come on, we started out insulting her homophobia, then moved onto chocolate pie, them we were onto praising Jo, then theories, then time zones, then how addictive this petition is
This really sounds and feels like a private conversation, doesn't it? Then tomorrw about 50 people will all read it and snowy will throw appaulingly bad insults at us
whahaha!! Yeah, fight the power Harry and Hermione fight the power! *sniggers* as if they could!
You know I wouldn't be so mean to her if she were just like any other fan. Make a fanfic about her hopes of the story.
lol I came up with a theory about what must go on in snowy's mind to make her think Harry and Hermione are destined for each other:
Despite the fact that Jo has been planning the story for 15 years, and had planned for Heron, Harry and Hermione decided that they didn't like this, and decided to rebel, and worked in sneaky hints that they truly loved each other, not matter what Jo said.
This is the only way that they can be destined for each other hehehe which is funny considering they're fictional :P
I keep looking from my copy of Romeo and Juliet to the petition, looking from one to the other like I'm watching a tennis rally, then i decide that the petition is much more fun hehehe
yes, I'm incredibly psychic, it's actually the way it's written, I meant could jo mention me, you, and grey lady hehehe.
But feel free to mention us on yours as well jade :P
There's actually a tiny chance she'll read this, she goes on mugglenet and the chat rooms, don't know if she looks at wall of shame but I sure hope she does!
oooh yes!!
CHOCOLATE PIE FOR JO!! Ignore militants like snowy, we love you Jo!!!!
(Please mention me, Jade, and the grey lady on your site, it would make our day...no, I mean our LIVES!!)
At the risk of sounding mega-stalkerish, I would like to know what she smells like. That came out way wrong, but it's true. I think I'd smell chocolate... and maybe hot coacoa. I dunno... freshly cut grass...
I dunno if she looked at Ron, but she definitely blushed and stopped talking. I'll have to go get my copy of HBP and check.
Eh. Maybe not. It's two flights of stairs up and I'm just too damn lazy.
I wonder what I'd smell if I was around Amortentia? I bet the thing Hermione was about to say was something to do with Ron... maybe that perfume he gave her or something...
I wonder what I'd smell if I was around Amortentia? I bet the thing Hermione was about to say was something to do with Ron... maybe that perfume he gave her or something...
Bwahahaha!! If she thought it was for her and then she's brag about it then she really is a total idiot! I mean come on! Of course Jo would mention saying that the ones who were supporting Ron/Hermione in a Harry/Hermione "Petition" It would've been kinda obvious. It would just give us another chance to make fun of her stupidity
Nah, not the happiest. You'd be tied with me, at the VERY least. I wish I could've gone to Edinburg... I didn't even get to go to Barnes and Noble. I had to go to this mediocre little bookstore in northern Ohio where they were playing Harry Potter 3 (movie) over and over again. At least it was the midnight premiere, and I was the first person in line. Yay!
Well maybe she could mention it to Emerson or something...
One of my best friends went to Edinburgh castle for the HBP opening, I was so jealous!! Therefore, a special mention from Jo would just make me the happiest person in the entire world!!!
Well, Cheryl, if she gave us the fansite award trophy for loyalty, Snowy would think it meant her. JO! DON'T MAKE THIS THE FANSITE AWARD WINNER! IT WILL GO STRAIGHT TO SNOWY'S HEAD AND THAT IS THE ABSOLUTE LAST THING WE NEED!
Yeah, Cheryl! I'd be walking around all my life with this big stupid grin on my face, and people on the street will think I belong in an institution. I just won't be able to make it go away, though. There goes my acting career...
Yeah, but I also think he put the memories in the bottles so that if anything DID happen to him...
I mean, he knew that Harry needed those memories no matter what
Wow! That's right! He could've made Kreacher drink the potion! Oh that's a good way to look at it! And it does explain his insanity, although all House Elves have been known to be a bit unhinged...No offense to Dobby!
I dunno, I don't think he knew he'd die. It was just how he acted when he realized Snape was with the baddies. It was so sincere, I don't think it could've been acted. Anyway, I think he put his memories in there for Harry to get the full gist of it.
If she did mention us in an interview or even better - on her SITE!! My whole life would be complete, I'd never stop squealing and cheering and smiling
I agree with Grey Lady. They need to accept the fact that he's gone now... He probab;y knew it was going to happen, that's why he kept telling Harry to be careful The reason he didn't fight it was probab;y because he knew it was fate. Eh it's just me and my stupid guesses again.
I would love for the portrait to be exactly like a living Dumbledore, but wouldn't it be hilarious if all it did was walk around speaking in riddles and repeating "Nitwit!Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" whenever anybody spoke to it?
OMG that would be awesome if she did that, like, mentioned us in an interview! My life would be complete.
I never thought about the Kreacher thing before. That's actually a really good idea!
I hope Harry talks to Dumbledore's portrait.
I hate when people say, "Well, I think Dumbledore's still alive," or whatever, because his portrait appeared in the Headmaster's office, so that proves he's dead, doesn't it?
Grey Lady - I've already copied down the posts done in character (apart from tonight's Lupin ones) so we can put those in. We should make loads of separate books!!
If she really WERE reading this... that would be awesome. I mean, even if she really posted on here (or already has and we just didn't believe it) we wouldn't believe it, would we? It's like, "Say something to PROVE you're the real JKR." So I guess even if she does read this, we'll never know. Unless she calls Emerson up and says, "Hey, Emerson, put it on the Wall of Shame under the Special Edition, that there are these people on Otter Snow's petition called the Grey Lady and Cheryl talking about chocolate pie and cookies. I like them." Lol. Like that'll ever happen.
Ooooh let's discuss theories in case she IS reading! She loves theories!
Do you think Dumbledore's portrait will be able to talk to Harry like Dumbledore did?
Heh, Cheryl. Us Leaders of the Good Fight should get together, put all this down on paper, and put it in a book, so the whole world can see how BLOODY DELUSIONAL some people can be. I suppose that's what happens when they get rid of the death penalty... murderers and rapists breed and have children like Snowy.
Can you imagine if she IS reading this, though? We'd be showing her that true fans are still loyal, and we'd be making her laugh with our discussions of chocolate pie and cookies.
AND making her laugh by speculating what would happen if she was reading it when she actually is....
That would be too cool
I hope Jo is reading this. I would REALLY love it.
Jo, if you are reading this, YOU ARE MY HERO! I loved HBP too, it's my favorite in the series, though it's a very close call between it and PoA. Gotta love Moony and Padfoot. They rock my socks.
Personally, I'm okay with Dumbles doesn't come back, as long as REMUS STAYS ALIVE! Not that I don't just ADORE dear old Dumbles!
And again, Jo, if you are reading this, don't let Snowy bring you down! I'm sure book 7 (whatever it is called) will be amazing.
Mann as much as I'm enjoying this passing out of the sweets I wish some of the Har/Her shippers would come. I need someone to laugh at soon...man I'm so mean
I hope Jo is reading this. I would REALLY love it.
Jo, if you are reading this, YOU ARE MY HERO! I loved HBP too, it's my favorite in the series, though it's a very close call between it and PoA. Gotta love Moony and Padfoot. They rock my socks.
Personally, I'm okay with Dumbles doesn't come back, as long as REMUS STAYS ALIVE! Not that I don't just ADORE dear old Dumbles!
And again, Jo, if you are reading this, don't let Snowy bring you down! I'm sure book 7 (whatever it is called) will be amazing.
I hope Jo is reading this. I would REALLY love it.
Jo, if you are reading this, YOU ARE MY HERO! I loved HBP too, it's my favorite in the series, though it's a very close call between it and PoA. Gotta love Moony and Padfoot. They rock my socks.
Personally, I'm okay with Dumbles doesn't come back, as long as REMUS STAYS ALIVE! Not that I don't just ADORE dear old Dumbles!
And again, Jo, if you are reading this, don't let Snowy bring you down! I'm sure book 7 (whatever it is called) will be amazing.
