I have returned, and it seems after about 20 hours snowy's still spewing out the same old militant homophobic bullshit. We all know what homophobia REALLY says about you... I see people have been noticing the chocolate pie I was giving out yesterday, so CHOCOLATE PIES FOR ALL!!! SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE ANTI-SNOWY ASSOCIATION MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

Yeah I'm a liberal, and damn proud of it! What, don't like it? The only way to make us leave is to delete this piece of shit you call a petition (which by the way is now a forum in case you haven't noticed). HERMAPHRODITE. Can you say that Snotwad? Because that's what you are, A HERMAPHRODITE. Fine, you wanna be homophobic, militant, and a psychotic freak? Fine by me. You do that. Just know that with every post like this, you're becoming more of a hypocrite, and your credibility, not that you had any in the first place, as well as your I.Q. is declining. MORON! GET OVER IT! SUPPORT EMERSON'S THUGS, THE MACABRE QUARTET, AND THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION! GO EAT PIE SNOTWAD!

So Jackass - you try to "crush under your feet" websites you don't agree with? Whatever you say, Hitler. You facist pigdick. Jenni and Raine - talk about a couple of stupid faggots. Don't like what I've got to say? THEN KINDLY LEAVE. No one's making you visit this site, and in fact racist militant homophobic R/Hr shippers like you are not exactly the type of idiots I want here, so by all means, leave, and don't let the door hit your faggoty asses on the way out. Oh, and Raine - not only are you a racist militant homophobic R/Hr shipper, you're also a gay ass liberal. How wonderful. Like Jenni said, take your fucked up political views and peddle them elsewhere, nobody's interested in hearing about your shit here. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7

o please people! get over it!(and learn how to handle a joke) It's just a relationship between two (fictional)people! Jk still rules,(Emerson too by the way)

And another thing, before you go off on another one of your delusions of granduer, let's get one thing straight: I have several friends, on and offline who are gay, and I take offense to you saying the things you do. And not only that, I take more offense to you playing little miss innocent, and being a hypocrite when someone calls you on it. If you can talk the talk, then walk the walk, show us what you've got Snotwad--stop hiding behind your stupid petition and throwing insults. Show us some proof--some real proof, and then we'll stop making your life and your petition hell. MORON! GET OVER IT! SUPPORT EMERSON'S THUGS, THE MACABRE QUARTET, AND THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION! EAT PIE SNOTWAD!

Whoa there, Raine, no politics please! This petition/forum/whatever is violent enough as it is... Upholding the peaceful values of pie-eaters everywhere

Okay, now you've crossed the line Snotwad. HOW DARE YOU insult homosexuals? Who are you to say anything to anyone about their sexuality? You happen to be the only hermaphrodite I know, but the rest of us don't go around making fun of it now do we? HOW DARE YOU call someone a faggot?! You don't hear the homosexuals going around saying "eww, you're straight!" HOW DARE YOU call R/Hr shippers homophobic fags?! You expect us to support a homophobic hermaphrodite with the vocabulary of a two year old who's just learned how to curse? You really ARE delusional, Snotwad. In fact, and I do hate to say anyone is worse than this moron, but dear God, George W. Bush has more tact and common sense than you do, and that is truly frightening.

Whoops, typo. Meant to say "position". Sorry all.

(sigh) I didn't ask you to post it on your site, what I asked was that you provide an in-depth analytical response right here on this very petition. By the way, Snowy, here's another House of Militant Delusionals in which you'll blend in perfectly! www.hermionepotter.net . I myself have already sought to crush this pathetic website under my foot. And you are in no postion to abuse me when I'm not the one guilty of being homophobic, is it? That would be YOU Snowy. Remember: I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO POST MY EMAIL ON YOUR SITE AT GEOCITIES, I AM ASKING THAT ON THIS VERY PETITION YOU PROVIDE AN IN-DEPTH ANALYTICAL RESPONSE TO IT ON THIS VERY PETITION. GOT THAT? GOOD. DEAL WITH IT SUPPORT BOOK 7 ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13 AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY •Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever• RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS Give Snowy hell from us Peeves... "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione." Get. Over. It.

You do realise of course that "Albus Dumbledore" is an anagram for "Leonardo Da Vinci", and that "Otter Snow" is an anagram for "Complete Utter Moron" don't you?

Ha ha, still posting the same old shit, Jackass? For the nth time, I'm not going to post your stupid emails at my site, so give it up. And this is a PETITION (it says so at the top of the page dumbass), not a discussion board. GOT THAT? GOOD. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7

Ooh, book-banning, what fun! I've alays wanted to know what it felt like to live in the McCarthy era! Can we take out Commie pinko scum next, please please please?

Keep going! Me, Rupert Grint, am also a H/Hr shipper! I'm sure you can force the creator of the book to change a couple when she refuse to change the violence of the plot when a mother asked.

How shippers wo petend to be more intelligent that Hr/R can't see the examples she put on her page are JEALOUSY from Hermione!

How are R/Hr shippers homophobic or racist? Since when is H/Hr a slash pairing, or Harry black? Please respond, I'd really like to know!

You my friend are a sad, poor poor child who makes trekkies look like celeberties. It's a book, get over it, and I will laugh when book 7 comes ou tand Ron and Hermione stay together. Good-bike!

Before I saw Emerson's Wall of Shame Special Edition, I avoided all shipping like the plague. But thanks to the incredible comedy that has developed over the past month or so, I'm hooked! I was, and still am not, nor will ever be, a "shipper". As for who gets together with whom, I couldn't care less. I laugh at the insanity of people still believing H/Hr will happen when Jo Rowling has said, in effect, it will absolutely not. I have seen the "anvil-sized hints" just like everyone else, and I do think Emerson with his "delusional" comment was a bit tactless. But if he was, he did not mean to be; there was certainly no malice intended. It's just that Emerson is outspoken, that's all. Mugglenet (like the Leaky Cauldron and all the rest of Jo's favorite sites) is an incredible piece of work, and I applaud all those who have put their blood, sweat, and tears into those endeavors. Yes, I have had fun poking fun at what clearly is a losing cause. H/Hr will not happen, and the fact you guys have been so enamored of the love story that you have missed everything else going on means you have missed the point of Harry Potter. The point of Harry Potter is we are what we are because of the choices we make in life, more than anything else. The point in Harry Potter is NOT the love story. JKR did not set out to betray you. She did not set out to hurt anybody. What happened was that the H/Hr shippers completely mis-read the books, and they are disappointed about it. I have to say that the VAST majority of H/Hr and R/Hr shippers have been most civil to one another, but the ULTIMATE BETRAYAL site and a good number of the comments from the other side on this petition have not been civil. And I don't care "who started it". Yes, I, too, have poked fun (a lot of it recently) at the utter silliness of this whole enterprise,

Apologies, that should be "themselves", not "themeselves".

Ha. Hahahahahaha. I can't believe Snowy went and said "Another homophobic Ron/Hermione shipper. How typical." I just went back and looked at that. And then she went and called somebody a fag. That's rich. That's really rich. Oh, and thanks for the support, Jenni. Heh. Watch Snowy insult you because you spell your name "Jenni" instead of "Jenny." Because that's just what she does.

Snowy who?

We should have stayed on the island.

All this rubbish is givng us insomnia.

Ah, Tiffi, and Miss Trish, and Jonathan... I've missed you all. Yes, Miss Trish, more hypocrisy. It's rather annoying, isn't it? Something else - she's telling US to deal with it, when she's the one sitting here freaking out because her ship didn't sail. God, cry about it. Snowy, I don't care WHAT you say. You're GOING to read book 7. You won't be able to keep yourself from it. The allure will be too strong. I'm not saying you're gonna like it - since you'll be so disappointed over the fact that Ron and Hermione got together - but you'll read it just to find out what happens. So go ahead and say you're going to boycott the book. I'd like to see it. But I don't believe you will.

I lived a very long time. But not so long, thank God, as to have walked the earth in the same time plane and universe as the existence of this petition. Van Gogh was more interesting than this stuff. And funnier.

BTW Snowy (I know I said I was leaving, but I couldn't resist), interesting name choice - doesn't snow much where you are, does it? Here, have some chocolate pie. *Proud supporter of Emerson's Thugs and the Leaders of the Good Fight for Sanity*

Woo-hoo! Over 2,700 sigs! I was going to post a celebratory message on my webpage for signature # 2,500, but here we are already at 2,700! So 2,700 it is! Thank you for all your support, even you militant racist homophobic R/Hr shippers who are simply too stupid to stop signing a petition you don't agree with, lol And Jordan - everybody here knows you're not really gay, so cut the crap. You're nothing but a militant racist homophobic R/Hr shipper who thinks it's funny to pose as a faggot. Well, whatever, go get fucked in the ass if that's what you really want, nobody here gives a shit. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7

Jonathon, you do realise snowy probably doesn't know what the holocaust is don't you? To be honest i wouldn't be suprised if she doesn't know what a Nazi is, judging by her comments i wouldn't be suprised if she's one of these people who don't care what haappened any time before she was born, or what happens anywhere outside her country

oh I forgot, I DO have one more thing to say: LOSER DEAL WITH IT SUPPORT BOOK SEVEN AND/OR SHUT THE FUCK UP, GO TO HELL AND DIE

snowy, what the hell are you ON? imagine there are... fifteen... no, fifty... no, five hundred million H/Hr shippers. (and that's overestimating by a transdimensional magnitude not seen since... ever.) imagine ALL OF THEM boycott HP 7. That will have... let's see... I would be violently shocked if HP 7 made less money in the first 24 hours than HP 6 did, which was several billion dollars, was it not? 500 million = 0.5 billion. Seriously affect book sales? And you think everyone ELSE is delusional. I have only one more thing to say in response to you, snowy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Time to add my two cents. I've been watching this chatroom (that's right, snowy, you hypocritical little snot, I said chatroom, not petition) develop. Snowy... if you support H/Hr, that's totally fine. You're entitled to your own opinion. You can support H/Hr as much as you want, read or write H/Hr fanfiction if you really want to. That's nice. BUT NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK.' If you feel you must be a militant, delusional, hypocritical, homophobic, childish, snotty little bitch, well... SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T. I happen to be gay and your comments, apart from offending me, simply make me laugh. It's hilarious how stupid you are trying to convince everyone that you're right and that homosexuality is A SIN OMG BECAUSE I AM GAY I AM THEREFORE GOING TO HELL AND SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY SIMPLY BECAUSE OF MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION EVEN THOUGH I HAVE DONE NOTHING ELSE WRONG OMG WTF LOL!!11!11ONE SUPPORT H/HR IF YOU WANT TO. NO ONE ELSE GIVSE A FLYING FUCK. DON'T TRY TO CHANGE PEOPLE'S OPINIONS, IT JUST MAKES YOU MORE OF A STUPID FUCKING BITCH THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. SHUT THE HELL UP. DEAL IT WITH. GET OVER IT. GROW UP. ETC. I believe someone else already said "Go to hell and die, because no one cares." But I'll repeat it. Go to hell and die, Snowy. No one cares.

I have nothing much to add to the comments of those who are mocking Snowy, except to say that I feel that she's a disgusting little shit. My gay friends have seen her homophobic posts, and believe me, THEY ARE NOT HAPPY. If they knew just where Otter Snow lived, they would hunt her down, rip her head off, and shit down her neck. I mean Jeez, if Snowy had it her way, we'd be still living under the Nazis. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Snowy supported the Holocaust, the pathetic little girl

Wow Snowy from what Tiffi has typed it looks liek you showed us some pretty crappy proof. There's still no decent proof for you're insanity. PLease try again with more proof, and not some thing where she's mad at Ron because of Lavendar, or anything like that. Because Tiffi already said it, she's in Denial at the time and can't accept the fact that Ron likes Lavendar. So just live with it already God!!

Wow...pumpkinhead can't spell...I mean he need spell check or something...It'd kind of embaressing for me...

Woohoo I'm 2300! I think I am at least....

QUOTE: “Woo-Hoo! Almost 2,500 siggys!!! I'll be sure to post a celebratory message at my webpage when we get there, which shouldn't take too long. Thanks to everyone for your support, you're really making a difference! :)” Support? SUPPORT? What petition are you reading? Coz it sure as hell ain’t this one … QUOTE: “I've been away from the computer over the weekend (as I have a life unlike certain people we won't mention, lol)” Hmmm … was that aimed at US???? a.k.a. Emerson’s Thugs? Shocking. I am shocked. Snowy, get over yourself. Stop pretending to be someone you’re not. We all know you don’t really have a life – accept it, and move on. Only no-lifers like you have to scrounge up little minions … see, we don’t have to search for support, because it’s just THERE. Our support and our community is growing rapidly … and … well, I hate to be the bringer of bad news (who I am freakin’ kidding … I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT) but NO ONE LIKES YOU. Except for pathetic entities like 11-year-old schizo Harmonie, or others with mushy pumpkin instead of brains. Also, the “certain people we won’t mention” thing is LAME. Just come out and say it. Wuss. QUOTE: “I'll also be posting replies to some of the literally hundreds of emails I've received, so look for your letter soon” I believe your sentence would be improved if you made this change: “literally hundreds of hate emails I've received” Again, snowy, let’s be honest. That sentence implied that you have loads of support! Wow, I think I just gagged. Must have been the thought of hundreds like you, snowy … The Grey Lady – QUOTE: “TIFFI! YOU'RE BACK! My favorite sexy poodle has returned!” Same to you, darling. I missed your steady stream of snowy abuse all over the petition while you were away … but no matter. We’re back and funnier/nastier than ever! Hmmm … and cheesier, it would seem … I think this calls for som

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Why do you want Harry to be with Hermione? I always hoped Harry would get with Snape. All H/S shippers sign here and take over this petition! Other combinations - Hermione and the Sorting Hat - Ron and a random deck - Weasley Twins and the corspe of Dumbledore - Hagrid and a litre of water. Exactly a lire JKR, don't upset you fans by making it 1 1/2 litres. - The orge from the first book should come back and get it on with Professor Lupin. - Crossover, Ginny and gollum

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OMG HARRY N HERMIONE TOTALLY ROXORS! J00 ALL SUX!

Smash me,everybody!

It's a book! A book! Booky booky book! Book.

Get a Life!!

Oh thank you for the, um, kind words from some of you. Ok. Here it is. My brother and Hermione are in love. Deal with it. I have loved Harry ever since the first day I met him, and even more so when I started to see more in him than the hero. Hermione and I are good friends; she has told me of her secret love for my brother, and you can just tell with your siblings, you know? Oh yeah, and one more thing? I DON'T EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD!!!!

After reading this stuff, we realize the world has gone too far downhill. We must act and invade the country responsible! To WAR!!

Would you like some coffee, Mr. Hart? "I just got this printout from Roz. Some petition about banning a children's book. After reading this, I do need a pick-me-up..with a LOT of that Skinny and Sweet."

Please have Harry flunk his seventh year at Hogwarts and have to re-do it, thereby providing the world with more excuses for petitions like this! Funny stuff...

Luthien: Beren, you got me a gift! How thoughtful...what is this? A hard copy...made of parchment...of the Ban Book 7 petition?!? Are you out of your mind? Beren: But Lucy, sweetie-pie! I thought it would make you LOL. Luthien: Oh, I'm laughing all right, laughing at the thought of having kids with you after this sorry excuse for a gift. Let Gondor fall for all I care! I'm packin' my wagon headin' West!

Wish I could hack this website. Then again, it's too funny to mess with. Rock on, Grey Lady and Pumpkinhead!

He-Man, if the Power of Grayskull is anything akin to what I am reading here, then I give up!

Boss Hogg, why are you always bothering us when you could be going after Otter Snow and Pumpkinhead instead? "You know something? I've never thought of it that way before." - Boss Hogg

I am glad I died with Valhalla. I dare not contemplate the horrors that would have awaited me in the wake of Harry Potter 6!

Let's see now...Kill Ginny Weasley and Harmony sails, thereby making the soldiers of the world revert to baby talk. Earth domination without firing a shot. BINGO!

Yes, Tamara, it's me, all right. And Pumpkinhead has been stealing my limelight. For I am the Alter Ego of J. K. Rowling herself, or should I say, the next incarnation of Rowling! Yes, I am the GREAT FORCE behind the coming surge of the HAEMONIC CONVERGANCE of Harry and Hermione in their life togetther! Yes, their life together... ...as the next-best thing to having a brother or sister. Sorry Snowy, I collect Herons.:-)

Stop the hammering! Stop the hammering!

Gives a new meaning to "Arrested Development", doesn't it?

Sorta makes me want to take up the sword again in another Crusade...against STUPIDITY!

Forget that one season of "Dallas": after reading this schlock, I wish my REAL LIFE had been a dream!

The good thing forums have over this petition's message board thing? The forums have time stamps so you can see how long ago messages were made.

YAY! The Great Pumpkin!

Happy Halloween, everyone!

Exterminate! Exterminate!

..Yes Snape-dragon. You should. Go do that, and then give it to snowy. Make sure the first thing she sees is Rowling's seventh book and/or the pairing of RonHermione. Ne?

The Witch Queen of Edinburgh releases the hounds: Admiral Emerson, it is time. The H.M.S. Harmony is about to set sail, but I think we will have something to say about that. Bring the battleship Hintdropper into Scholastic Harbor and prepare her "Anvil 16072005" missles! Get the HMS Harmony in your sights... Ready...Aim...FIRE!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Harmony will be destroyed FOREVER!! And their little dog, too! "Aye, aye, Your Majesty! Thugs! Let's set sail!" - Admiral Spartz

Time to make more anvils.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

This is better than Dynasty!

Let's see now...Thanks to me, Dumbledore snuffed it. Yet, I get no respect. I guess what I should have done was make a friggin' love potion!

Mom said we could smoke pot, it being the only way we could recover our ability to comprehend language which was lost due to too much reading this...material.

I could have kept my sanity..but for those meddling kids.

This petition could have served us well in the War. I could have had the bards read this over a Public Address system. The Mouth of Sauron would have been begging US for mercy instead of the other way around!

Unlike you, Albus, I was brought back to life to complete a task. Thank God I was in Middle Earth instead of the Earth of Today, because if I had to come back to the kind of world where things like this petition were allowed to flourish, I would say "Sauron, you can have the Ring (hand it over, Frodo) - just shut these kids up!"

If rising from the ahses means living in a world with this kind of...intellectual activity, then please, Lord, I don't want to live again!!

OMG... She's trying to make everyone think that Hilary Duff really emailed her.... *lmao to tears*.... And even if Hilary DID write that (and in what parallel universe?), it makes it worse, especially with all the anti-Duff people in the world. *lmao* What a delusional loser!!! Seriously, anyone got a number to a very good insane asylum?

I have special talismans on sale to ward off brain tissue damage caused by reading this petition.

Mom, I don't want to go to school today. I need to sign the H/Hr petition. BAN BOOK 7! I'm tired of being humiliated even though my parents made me into the fat zepplin I have become and have set me up for a fall in book after book after book.

Mars is bright tonight. Better be. This dim-witted petition is making me loopy.

*Divination* is more substantive than the premise of this petition!

I am deader than a doornail, and all these people can talk about is two kids not being a couple. I guess being literally blown away to kingdom come by Severus Snape in front of God, Creation, and a terrified Harry Potter just isn't enough to get Yours Truly his own petition.

This is the wank that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends...

She probably is too stupid to realize that 99% of her "signatures" are from people trying to induce some common sense.... But, alas, not everyone in this world can be saved from stupidity.

*points at the majorly assinine petition maker and laughs her ass off*

oh...Sorry Cheryl! I gotta go now! Bye!

Oh and yes it could be his wig! You're absolutely right!

Umm were not Harry/Hermione shippers I'm thouroughly insulted at that assumption!! Don't ever say that again!

You Harry/Hermione shippers are amazingly oblivous. This must be a joke. How could so many people force themselves not to notice the 'anvil sized' hints that were in all the HP books? You are delusional. Very delusional. All of you.

He could be getting his wig done though :P

yeah it's believable. Although Volidie doesn't have hair... Oh and his Lollopop addiction was soo obvious! lol

Voldemort's secret lollipop addiction.....

Entertaining to think them up though.... Have you read what people wrote about him going to the toilet and him and snape getting their hair done together?

ooh it's ok! That was a given!

That's co funny, it's wierd but funny! A teddy bear *giggles* the odds of these are slim to none!

:O I missed out about him sucking his thumb!!!

Any way I think of Voldemort doing normal things they always turn out weird like that

hehe and the does he sleep one: Voldemort, wearing his fluffy bunny pyjamas, curled up with his teddy bear

lmfao!! I now have a wierd image of that in my head now! *laughs*

Right after I read it I found a thread in the forums saying things like does he sleep and does he have bubble baths? and I got this mental image of him having a shower singing beach boys and using slytherin's loofa hehehe

What's even funnier is when you picture yourself actually DOING all the things on the list...

Oooh yeah I've read that before! I laughed so hard when I read it!