Lazerus, fuck off. We don't want or need your input. And as for Harry Potter, let's see you write something better.

can you keep it down, over there? im kinda busy with hermy...

Ah yes but DEVOTED delusional fools are we! *turns William into a rabbit too* *who, "accidentally," is stepped on by a herd of ants and squashed then eaten. they turned out to be a bunch of army ants*

But... but.. I am not yellow ! *shows Dr. Phil her black colour*

Still here, I see *snicker* Harry Potter fans are the worst, and you lot are the worst of the worst, obssessed with books that aren't even written all that well. History will see you all as a pack of delusional fools, eager to give your money to a woman richer than the Queen. BAN BOOK 7 Why? Because one less Potter book clogging our bookshelves is the best we can hope for at this point.

*ATTACKS DR. PHIL* I AM NOT A NUT-JOB YOU POMPOUS WINDBAG!

It dawns on me.... IT'S THE TELEPHONE BOXES COMPLOT !

*snuggles Kuro and Momi*

ANYTHING BUT RABBITS!!!! *dives and takes cover as they begin to multiply*

ah, kuro, so your the culprit! well, do me a favor and stop stalking these nut-jobs...

*unfortunately, as a fairly unforseen side-effect of the rabbit thing, they begin breeding like there's no tomorrow. soon, the whole place is covered in rabbits* ..Well you'll never run out of Momijis anyway..

*turns the things causing the problems into rabbits*

OH MY FUCKING GOD, TELEPHONE BOXES, HELP US WITH THOSE TELEPHONE BOXES ONEGAI SHIMASUUUUUU !!!!

I can't be stalked by a telephone box, cause I AM a telephone box myself *smiles* ! *eats pie through receiver*

ALL RIGHT! THATS IT! im leaving!!! *slams door behind him*

B-BUT THEY'RE CUTTING ME!!!!!

You suck. The end. Good night.

;___; I KNEW IT ! Telephone boxes are going to take this planet ! YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THEM ! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

^^ *hugs Kuro-Ku* Yay you're on! *tags Kuro with a tracer* o.O Now I can keep up with you! ^^

CALM DOWN EVERYONE! i have located the sourse of the problem! the bad vibes on this site (mostly generated from people like snowy) are seriously altering your perception! my advice: eat some pie!

;.;

Awww.... Ronny-Boy, shall I show you something VERY interesting *grins a way too wide to have something good in mind* ?

ib sowwy er-mi-nee. *trying to speak though hermione is blocking his nose and sourse of air* *turns purple* i cant breath, hermy!

OH GOD! TELEPHONE BOXES HAVE SURROUNDED ME! THEY HAVE KNIVES, GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES!

TAMA !!! *snuggles on your toe*

I- I- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE ARE MORE TELEPHONE BOXES STALKING ME OR IF IT'S JUST *ONE* BOX, I SEE EVERY AND EVERY TIME AGAIN !!! @____@

YAY! KURO! *nuzzles* ^^

*gets even more nosebleed*

alright, calm down, Sammy. we'll get through this... do you know these boxes know you personally? or have you just met them? do u have a long history of seeing things that arent there?

*sighs* Oh Ron... don't be so shy ! *dabs ron's nosebleed ofF*

YES ! They're EVERYWHERE !!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEE !!!!!!!!

why did ron get a nosebleed? man, what a moron... i mean that in the nicest of ways, ronniekins...

*gets nosebleed*

do these phone boxes stalk you, Sammy? cause thats a federal offense...

RON! HERMY! RENT A ROOM!!

DR PHIL ! I NEED YOUR HELP TOO !!! I am persecuted by..... YELLOW TELEPHONE BOXES !!!!

yeah, trust me, harry does. *smoches hermione*

I still find Ron's embarrassment about his feelings hilarious. Hermione's right, guys, enough is enough. I'm so not into Hermione, and sh's not into me. It's Ginny I love, ok? I thought it would've been obvious after that potion Slughorn brewed that made me smell Ginny.

Guess I will leave you two alone then... *elopes secretly*

woah! ron, hermione, wait till i leave the room! sheesh...

well, things have calmed down slightly for the time being. if you have any problems or concerns, i would be very happy to assist you any way i can, snowy and pumkinhead. you obviously have been through some horrific situations, causing you to be delusional. with my help, we can get through these hard times!

Oh- oh my.... Hermione *blushes and runs away then* !

I have loved Ron for as long as I've known him. I can't believe there are people that thought I'd get together with Harry. Eww! He's like my brother! Maybe you lot are into that but I am not. I love Ron FOREVER!

It happend a lot here since my last visit two days ago ^^ ! Snowy is now a homophopic as well as delusional o___O ? Oh my, it's gettin worser and worser with her... poor snowy. But nevertheless: BAN SNOWY ! READ BOOK 7 !!!

Bwahaha! Ahahaha! Thank you for making my day with this ridiculous petition. You're saying you want to "ban" the seventh and last book so that the publishers will "rethink any future Harry Potter submissions? (That IS the seventh and last book, you know. You SHOULD know.) If you really WERE a "true fan", then you wouldn't be making such a fuss about this detail. After all, it is just there so the books, which are about the fight between Harry and Voldemort, can be more interesting. Reality check! If you wanted Harry and Hermione to get together, then you should have written your own series! .... Bwahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha!

Thanks for the GeoCities link, J

I, the late SIR PATRICK PEEVES, henceforth resign from my post at one HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY as poltergeist. After perusing the above petition, I find myself wholly incapable of any mischievous intent (see also; pranking, marauding, general disturbance of the peace, peeving.) This immediate change of position is likely due to the sudden, cold-shower-effect knowledge that the human race is slowly declining into greater idiocy with each water balloon I throw, to the point where said race is unable to accept that the love interest of one POTTY does not include one SMARTY SMARTY. I am retiring to my previous residence in Nottingham, and do so warn all "HARRY/HERMIONE SHIPPERS" that wander across my residence to take caution; in such a ghostly rage as this, I could be forced to drastic measures (see also; pelting aforementioned "HARRY/HERMIONE SHIPPERS" with balloons full to the brim of REALITY CHECK POTION.) In Fellowship, SIR PATRICK PEEVES

awesomeness. Now, if everyone ELSE will just do the same? We'll have her pathetic site torn down in no time.

Lmao, who went in the e-mail by the hypocrisy police? The answer she gave to that is her funniest one yet. And i notice she still hasn't bothered even trying to come up with lame comebacks to our comments about her last piece of "evidence"

Don't get this petition taken down, it's too entertaining!! SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

Email webmaster@petitionspot.co m

how do I lodge my complaint?

Has anyone read the terms of service on this site? Quote: "The contents of your petition must not be defamatory, libelous, or slanderous. It must not be intended and likely to produce lawless action in any country. It must not contain vulgarity, profanity, or obscenity." Anyone want to run with this one?

The good fight for sanity - rising up against delusional homophobic testosterone driven militants. Come back snowy, I want to laugh at you some more. I guess until then I'll have to settle for mocking your biased site. SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

Jonathan, I think my dear lad, you have stumbled upon to something that we will be thanking you for soon. Meanwhile, I have a complaint to send to yahoo about a certain Otter Snow...

there must be something wrong with your head dude! just because the book didn't turn out the way you wanted it to, you're making a petition about it! SUPPORT BOOK 7!!! I think you must be going crazy or something.....how are you going to ban the book? i'll still buy it anyway...haha....i hope to see you at the book store when HP7 comes out. have a nice day! *smiles waves*

**last word I meant. I'm having a bad time with typos.. Where are Grey Lady and Jade? We need to continue our conversation from yesterday... SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

I reckon that at the end of book 7 Harry lives and loses his scar when he kills voldemort.. It makes sense when you know that the last woork of book 7 is "scar" SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

Wow, R/H love scenes in my head are great...escpecially accompanied by music like "hero" by enrique. And I'm not even a R/H shipper lol. They just fit really well...

hehehe what about "beyond redemption", "going under", and "the closest thing to crazy" for snowy? hehehehehe SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

I'm afraid the Harmonians have come to the wrong place. This is one fantasy I cannot fulfil.

Also, Bryan Adams "We're Gonna Win"

hmm... I'm tempted to go for Eye of the Tiger or We Will Rock You for the good fight for sanity's theme tune... They both kind of get our message across... SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

Da plane! Da plane!

Ahoy mateys!

I believe in the Power of Good I Believe in the State of Love I Will Fight For the Right to be Right I Will Kill for the Good of the Fight for the Right to be Right

Theme for Herons: "The Love Boat" Theme for Harmonians: "Fantasy Island"

I'm feeling a bit liverwursty.

Why is the grass all wet?

I can't believe it's not butter, and I can't believe this petition is still a going concern.

Eye of the Tiger

Slipknot "Pulse Of The Maggots"

"We are the champions"

"We are the champions"

Now that I'm not playing so much golf, I need a bit of light reading. Hmm... Let's see now... This looks interesting. "Harry and Hermione are destined for each other..." Dear Lord, what IS this garbage!?? Time to hit the links and be a LUDDITE!.

I reckon we members of the good fight for sanity need a theme song, what do you guys reckon? SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

I'm too busy playing golf to worry about Harry Potter shipping. However, "The Wheel of Time" has me hooked!

As do the Herons for me, Rand!

My heron blade shall make mincemeat of all Trollocs! But the Harmonians scare me too bad to fight! AAA!!

Sorry - I really wasn't meaning to brag

ValeriaL "I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT HARRY & HERMIONE! TRUE LOVE!!!" Apart from the fact that their not in love, sure...

Attitudes like that possessed by Snowy and a number of Herons on this petition give me a bad name.

I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT HARRY & HERMIONE! TRUE LOVE!!!

Viva Katie! Finally, a sane H/Hr shipper on this forum -- er, I mean, petition! There is hope for the human race after all. :-)

Raine - if snowy was more like Katie, we'd actually listen to her, huh? I really hope snowy starts calling me "stupid" soon,I'd love a chance to brag about my new computing degree....

Katie, I suspect you didn't read the interview, or were just too upset to understand who was saying what. Emerson called H/Hr 'shippers delusional, not Rowling. She did laugh, but she was laughing at Emerson, because he was being wacky. She even said that you guys are a 'valued part of her readership' I know you're disappointed, but you need to get your facts straight if you're going to argue. :) :I Support Book Seven.

No one has said that you in particular are delusional. That was a joke, and she didn't personally say it, she just laughed at it. It's people like Snowy who think they can change the book that are delusional, not you. It's people like you Katie, who make us rethink our opinions on H/Hr Shippers.

Katie - she didn't call H/Hr shippers delusional, that was Emerson. She even said that delusional is his word, not hers. SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

"Wishin' you the best, pray that you are blessed, bring much success, no stress, and lots of happiness... I'm better than that--I'm not gonna blast you on the radio, I'm not gonna lie to you or your family oh, I'm not gonna hate on you in the magazines, I'm not gonna compromise my Christianity, You know I'm not gonna diss you on the internet, Cause my momma taught me better than that!" Wow Snowy, looks like you could learn some things here, ne?

GO HARRY/HERMIONE!! But I'm gonna buy book seven. No matter how much I HATE JKR and her 'bash team' Emerson and Melissa, I have to find out the ending. But I do agree that JKR should appologize, because I am not delusional.

Raine - thanks, hehe. Iwas listening to it and the petition was open and it just clicked hehehe. Now the tape's on "My heart will go on" and I've got an image of Ron and Hermione in the final battle, fighting to save each other...exactly as it should be.

Cheryl my dear, you are a genius. I hadn't thought about that, but it's true. With or without HMS Harmony, Harry Potter will survive.

Also, has anybody noticed how the lyrics to "Survivor" would are a perfect message for snowy from JKR? Look: "Now that you're out of my life, I'm so much better. You thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger. You thought that I'd be broke without you but I'm richer. You thought that I'd be sad without you - I laugh harder. You thought that I'd be stressed without you, but I'm chillin' You thought I wouldn't sell without you - sold 9 million. You thought I couldn't last without you, but I'm lastin'. You thought that I would die without you, but I'm livin' Thought that I would fail without you, but I'm on top. Thought it would be over by now, but it won't stop. Thought that I would self destruct But I'm still here, Even in my years to come I'm still gonna be here." Seriously, how true and perfect a message that is. Except add on millions to the number sold. SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

HEHEHE i found this hilarious: "From Tyler: It's a book... Get over it... and rethink any other Harry Potter books? they've already signed for the next one, after that theres none to ban. Dumb ass. My reply: Tyler? Your name is very similar to Colonel Taylor from Planet of the Apes. If you landed on the Planet of the Apes, those monkeys would've raped your ass and turned you into a mental vegetable, fag boy." Soo.. his name is tyler, therefore he is from planet of the apes? Excuse me if i don't follow your logic... "those monkeys would've raped your ass and turned you into a mental vegetable, fag boy" a) monkeys can't rape humans, it's physically impossible. b)is "fag" your only insult? Oh wait, I forgot! All who disagree with you have a stupid name... You must disagree with yourself a lot then. c) He's not from planet of the apes, but I'm starting to think maybe you were abducted and had your brain switched for a cabbage. SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

However, this definition of "stupid" may apply while reading this petition: "adj. in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock"...

"Faggot"... interesting. I'll have to tell my husband that. I'm not sure about "stupid" though - that usually isn't an adjective used to describe a person who scored over 1400 on the SAT. Dictionary.com has several definitions for the term "faggot," variant of "fagot." There is, of course, "n. Offensive Slang. Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man" (which, may I point out, I am neither homosexual nor a man). However, there is also "n. 1. A bundle of twigs, sticks or branches bound together. 2. A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded or hammered into bars." It can also be used as a verb, as in "1. ornament or join (fabric) by faggot stitch; 'He fagotted the blouse for his wife" [syn: faggot]. 2: fasten together rods of iron in order to heat or weld them [syn: faggot]. 3: bind or tie up in or as if in a faggot; 'faggot up the sticks'" I kind of like these definitions, because everyone that you have called "faggots" on this site has been part of the group supporting JKR, Emerson, R/Hr etc. We are all bound together in this cause. Therefore (while the analogy may not be perfect) we are all faggots! Upholding the peaceful values of pie-eaters everywhere

Apparently it is... have you seen the latest amount of crap on snowy's website? Apparently she's "posted all the H/Hr evidence anybody needs" on it. So nobody needs any? I can't see any, maybe it's invisible to all sane people... SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

Not that I've seen, but they need to get their rears back here--someone's got to help keep the sanity around here, and since Tammy's at school, and they're not here, it looks like it's up to you and me.

Have Grey Lady and Jade been beck yet? Wow, I've given solid H/R evidence before, and I oppose snowy... HOW DARE I?? I must have a stupid name... SUPPORT BOOK 7 PROUD MEMBER OF THE ANTI-SNOWY ASSOCIATION PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE CHARGED WAYS

Oh like you're in any position to call anyone a facist, snotface. You are the one who's trying to get book seven banned just because your ship didn't sail. And Hitler tried to get rid of the Jews because he didn't like them. See? Who's more of a facist, you or Jonathan? I think the evidence speaks for itself. MORON! GET OVER IT! SUPPORT EMERSON'S THUGS, THE MACABRE QUARTET, AND THE MAKE PIE NOT WAR COALITION! GO EAT PIE SNOTWAD!