*just stumpled into the classroom* Oh ! What's going on here ? *sees the ferrets, Ron & Hermione and everyone else* May I join this party?

Yesss chocolate pie! Now I have the good stuff! lol Draco ferret you're going to love the chocolate pie!

So far she's been silent. She posted a while back but it was the same really, just insulting people. ::gives draco the antidote::

Riddler..Keep your stories to yourself. Nobody wants a nightmare. Especially not me when I need to sleep tonight for a big day tomorrow, okay? *hugs Voltorb* ^^

*still pricking Draco with that stick to gets the attention he needs*

..And suddenly they all found out the pie was poisoned. Alas, let down by a dessert..When would the hatred ever end?

Yes I can see that! ^_^ It's quite funny to watch. What's Snowy been up to? I'm dying to know.

::offers chocolate pie to draco ferret and not harry ferret::

Professor, Harry, ferrets, anyone... SAVE ME !!!! *at the end of his ropes*

It's here, have a piece! Remus took loads for Sirius, I'm almost out... I should make some more

::gives both Draco ferret and Harry ferret some good-tasting ferret food, continuing to stroke both their furry little backs::

Cheryl! Good to see you again! Where's the chocolate pie? lol

i decided "moodblood" sounds a way nice than "mudblood", that's all. Yes, I can be nice if I want to. An Harry... STOP PRICKING ME WITH THAT STICK* !!!

haha! Yeah, Lily Krista and Michelle. Most of the people siging the petition *coughs*forum*coughs* supports Harry and Ginny and Ron Hermione.

o.O Hey hey Harry-ferret none of that or no more ferret food for you. ::strokes the fur on both Draco ferret and Harry ferret's backs::

Hey Jade, welcome back!! Snowy's as insane as ever, and now we're listening to the story of Ron and Hermione, with guest appearances by Malfoy, Harry, McGonagall, Snape, and Dumbledore mauaahahaha

Draco, I assume you meant "mudblood", not "moodblood", aren't you ? Oh Ron, don't be so weepy... you're a boy after all !

Hey woa what's I miss? Oh and yes Yvette , we 've all established that Snowy's unhinged and needs to go to the happy farm. Go Ron/Hermione shippers!!

ha ha ha...you people make me laugh...because you're dumb...do you realize that most of the people signing this "petition" are making fun of you and you're crazy-butt story? You need help. Contact 1-800-NO ONE CARES, or their website: www.getoverit.edu. thank you. STACIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON!!HARRY AND GINNY FOREVER SUCKA!

No ! You're getting more attention than I get, I can't accept this *pricks ferret draco with a stick*

You're such an eejit, Snowy! You act like a spoiled five-year-old who didn't get her way and now is whining. Grow the hell up, for God's sake!

Holy shit ! the moodblood is truly amazing. deserves you right ron *still in tears*!

NO ! Not here, at least, NOT HERE ! HARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

I've returned! Apparently, just in time for Snowy to make an utter idiot of herself once more by being homophobic! Nice job! Pretty soon, we'll not need to come here and fight your utter stupidity with logic; you'll have defeated yourself.

An old bad ? Sure I will ! But first I have to finish my things with Ronny-boy here *smiles SOOOOO innocent*

Very well, Granger, Weasley. I'm disappointed in you both, it was very immature to attempt that in an insecure environment. You may leave.

Imperio! Minerva, you will inform Hermione and Ron that they should find a more secure location in future, and dismiss them.

Because, Severus, I just caught Miss Granger and Mr Wealey in the middle of a very crude act, and Mr Malfoy decided to taunt Potter about being a ferret, and would not be quiet.

..::nudges Severus:: Just kill the bat.

Professor MsGonagall, may I ask why one of my house is crying in my office about lost points?

Ah- ah- not there, NOT THERE HERMIONE !!! I beg you ! (at least not *here* !)

Hermione, I'll make her give you 200 to your house if you turn the old bat into just that: an old bat! o.O

Miss Granger! A week's worth of detentions for this disgusting act, and 50 points for referring to me as that fraud!

Ah, "fuck off?" is it, Raine? Surely with all that JK Rowling has taught you with her "genius" writing, you can do better than that. Obviously not... *chuckle* BAN DELUSIONAL HARRY POTTER FANS (AS IN ALL OF THEM)

::embraces Hell with open arms:: o.O If Hell is my reward for liking to be entertained this much, I'll go with it. Who knows; maybe the Devil will be fraid I'll take over. ::smirks::

I am sorry Ms Trelawny, but that damn aphrodisiac makes my sight so blurred... *shamble*

free will mean anything to you?

Wow..You miss alot when you go to brb status. ::continues giving ferret Harry ferret food..then changes draco into a ferret as well::

saved by jesus is right, you laugh now but soon you will end up in Hell where all is not so pretty harry potter is a lie jkr wants you to be like the devil just like harry harry potter will end up in hell that's where you are all headed it's no joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Malfoy, will you please be quiet? Well Mr Weasley, I have no doubt that this was Miss Granger's idea, as you're too embarrassed by your feelings to act in any way, the whole school knows that.

*evil plotting* Hee, hee, heee.. *laughing like some sort of old, damn witch*

And that'll be another 20 points from Gryffindor for the cheek of calling me "sir", Miss Granger.

I weep when I see the damnation that is spread by evil Harry Potter! I want you to be saved like me, you can but first you have to repent JKRowling's evil writings. Her books teach children how to cast spells and use magic, which is forbidden by the Bible. Jesus Christ loves you but He cannot force you to repent, only you can do that with all your Heart. Burn your Harry Potter before it is too late!

-arry, -elp !!! *still stutters*

Maybe you wanna ask Mr "saved by jesus" sir, if he may explain the whole situation with the words of the lord !

Well perhaps, Malfoy, that will teach you to act with respect towards your fellow pupils!

REPENT THE EVIL THAT IS HARRY POTTER AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED FEAR NOT AND THE LORD GOD WILL BE JUST

*goes in the corner and cries*

Miss Granger, I'm very clear what that was, and it was most certainly not "practice" of any kind!

All of you will be damned for eternity! Do you not understand??? Burn your Harry Potter before it is too late, and Jesus Christ will have mercy on your soul! You do not understand, for Satan has clouded your mind by using JKRowling as an instrument of evil. JKRowling will stew in the eternal flames of Hell, but you do not have to. Repent and ye shall be saved! Burn your Harry Potter before it is too late!

That's just practice, Professor !

And that'll be 30 points from Slytherin Mr Malfoy

And while you're babble may be thrilling to some people Mr Weasley, I am not one of them. Now explain yourselves at once!

potter is a ferret, potter is a ferret, ha ha !

Ha- Ro- He-, I'am... ne- arr- ha- *stutters*

Mr Potter, get off that table! 50 points from Gryffindor!

DON'T IGNORE ME SO EASILY !!! *dances on his table*

You two! EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!!

RON ! You can't hide yourself now when it's getting started ! COWARD !

Another lesson wasted with first-year failures.. This place would be so much better if we could just get rid of all the - Miss Granger! Mr Weasley! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

Go Hermione, go !

It's just me or are there honestly.... NO !!! TELEPHONE BOXES RIGHT AHEAD !

::gives Harry more ferret food and snikkers:: I don't have any purpose to that poem don't feel bad. It was a spur of the moment work.

Ron, stop being so shy!

*holes up*

Haha ^-^, it#s getting hot here, isn't it ?

He- Hermione ? NO ! PUT THAT *THING* AWAY !

*ferrets around*

TheRiddler, I am afraid, but I don't unterstand your poem :( !

Eh ?

::turns Harry into a ferret:: o.O Can't underestimate the classics..::strokes the fur on Harry's back, feeding him a few chickens and some eggs before continuing to write::

NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! I AM *SO* IMPORTANT !!!

"Remember lightly these words true/Love like April showers may/Have no ears to hear/Or mouth to say/No matter the situation/No matter the power/Remember that I make no sense/So all of you go eat a flower!"

*sings* All you need it love... damdidamdidu !

::casts an Unforgivable Curse on Harry:: o.O I'm trying to write. Sit down and be good. I get the feeling that move..Will come back and bite me very shortly.

*is almost nosebleeded to death*

Ahh yes, do tell us, Ronald! ::gets out a quill and paper, sitting down:: Please, fill us in. I should like to record it down to turn into works later for the twisted masses. (Namely, Tamara and Giles.)

HEY ! It's me who is the MAIN character of this book ! I want advertence ! GIVE ME ADVERTENCE !!!

Would you mind to tell us, Ron, what Hermione is EXACTLY doing with you *get's popcorn and crisps ready*?

o.O Well! Someone finally knows how it works! ::throws a bottle of weird-be-gone to Ron:: Don't use it all at once..As a matter of fact don't use all of it anyway I need to have SOME of that saved for Rezzy!

Just say "yes !" ron *giggles*.

I am afraid of Hermione !!! She's doing weird things (to me) !

YAY! RIDDLER!

::tilts his head:: People, you worry me. Here's how it works: Rowling gets the final say. No petition or petty plea to change her mind will accomplish your futile goal. It's HarryGinny (or should be,) and RonHermione. It's been decreed since around book two but okay. Far be it from me to derail the delusional dreams of the Goody-Two-Broomsticks who set the petition up in the first place. It's being used as a forum from what I can tell, anyway... -Yours until completely defeated, TheRiddler

..CHRISOKU!

I'm going to do some word association with you Chris--I'm gonna say something, and you say the first word or phrase that comes to mind, k? CHRISSY!

....My MSN crashed..Does that mean it's a conspiracy? o.O

my PC crashed too ! FUCKING PETITION !!!! And I am sill haunted by those telephone boxes *cries a river*!

BOAH ! A view minutes ago, by PC suddenly crashed down as I was going to post something o__O ! Even my PC doesn't like that petition -__-...

KURO-KUUUUUUUU! *nuzzles* ^^ *Kuro-Ku turns into a rabbit* >.> Oops..I overdid the Momi Recipe a little bit..

Most of the posts here are mocking the petition. Good on them.

TAMAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!

She doesn't erase them, you just have to click "view all signatures" and go to the last page to read the most recent ones.

Lazarus, I am wondering, if you are NOT a HP fan how did it come that you "by mistake" found that petition here ? Really strange...

THAT SUCKS it closed my messenger!

*cocks head to side, grabs a few, and blows them up with a helium pump, and ties the end* CONDOM BALLOONS!

Snowy, you're really a DORK erasing your own signatures. But that's the way you are... *sighs*

*proceeds to distribute free samples to everyone, which also include flavored and scented condoms as well as bubble gum condoms* WARNING LABEL: It's not recommended you use eat/chew these after they've been used at the risk of health problems and other such issues. Not approved by the health department use at own risk.

*nudges Ron, handing him a box of unused, strong-materialed condoms*

Be sure to use protection Ickle Ronniekins!!!