You know, Riddler, Voldie-poo, Eris--I'd love to see you write a fic about me. You never DID give me a write back for that incident with the wedding dress, lingerie, and the housecoat...
Blackmail, Riddler..I never thought you'd stoop that low against someone you KNOW so WELL. *weeps openly, crying on Raine's shoulder, shoulders shaking as she sobs pitifully*
We of the Macabre Quartet fear no one, insolent prick!
Now that we've got that settled, stop trying to torment everyone, especially that nice Potter boy. Why can't you have a cool scar like his?
Tamara with everything I know about you..I can make your life a living. NIGHTMARE. -.-
AS WELL as for your little God-servant-friends Almace, Sirius, and Erlogos.
Yes, I know about it.....Fear me yet?
You do realise that everyone makes fun of you behind your back, H/Hr and R/Hr shippers alike
And that less than 10% of your signatures are SUPPORTING your position.
Oh plus: DUMBFUCK
You guys are too much, really. Why did you get so upset about the mugglenet interview? By getting as upset as you are (and do as much anti-mugglent stuff as you do,) all you're doing is proving Emerson's point. In all honesty, one of my ships is SB/RL, JK sunk it. I've had it insulted loads of times on various message boards, livejournal communities, websites, etcetera, but you don't see me or any other SB/RL shippers campaigning against the release of the 7th book. So he's with Tonks now, big deal. That was the author's vision. JK didn't write these books to make YOU happy, she wrote them to write some books. You read them, you accept what is written whether you like it or not, or you don't read them. Being angry at Mrs Rowling at this point is simply absurd. Maybe from all standpoints you can think of, Hermione and Harry would have gone together. Maybe they are compatable, but there's one huge thing missing. Ready, kids? MUTUAL ATTRACTION. People say all that time that my best friend of opposite gender and I would go great together, but the problem is that we don't like each other. You see? There is something called chemistry, and Hermione and Harry don't have it. Sorry, but it's true. You can still like the idea of H/Hr, but really, this is just nonsense.
Woopsie. Idiot me. >.>
::rescues Draco ferret::
VOLDIE?!?!?!?! VOLDE*MORT!* And..No. ::hugs Harry ferret:: Mine..I'm training him to be an attack ferret.
Sirius, don't make me hurt you.
Jade....Do you HAVE to call me Voldi-poo? Why not Lord of All That is Evil? Or..Riddler? That works too..That's a penname..I can stomach it..
(Cookies were good.)
Cookies are for the weak. (But then again, as I am Tomais I suppose I'm weak. But cookies are my down fall in all realities!)
I AM NOT Voldie-poo! OR Voldi-poooo!
And- cookies.................. ................::worship s Jade::
::goes back in-character..slightly::
Cookies..::eating one::..Are hardly what I call an evil-plot-helper. ::finishes it:: Good cookies..
*grins evily* AAAWWW!!! Voldi-poooo! You're just soo sweet! I just wanna cuddle you forever and ever! *hugs him* Here I made you cookies too! ^_^ *hands him cookies*
*snatches the attention hog ferret, and puts it in a tiny pink negligee, with pink goes tied on it's ears, and pink nailpolish on it's toenails*
CUTENESS!
Are you- VOLDIE-POO?! THAT AGAIN! WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME?! I AM AN EVIL DARK LORD, DAMN YOU, EVIL! VOLDIE-POO MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A POODLE!
::rants on for another three hours::
I don't do written summaries..I write stories about them.
VOLDERS?! I am NOT coffee! (Folgers)
o.O I'm writing a story about you just for that Tamara. Know this now..And you shall suffer in it. Oh, the suffering. ::nods his head::
Don't touch the ferrets..MY ferrets. ::hugs both of the ferrets, stroking their backs as he does:: I've been tending them. o.O (A certain attention hog ferret more than the other unfortunately. I'd rather be equal on that..)
Shut up Tamara, I hear you thinking it.
Ron, may I tell you that "being raped" is an absolute unacceptable way to describe my highly professional skills in being... blah blah... blah.... blah *an hour later* ! Or NOT *glares* ?
Voldemort, Voltorb, same difference to me. ^^ You're still the cutsie little Eris I've always known and lov- well not LOVED per say....Become acquainted with I guess..But yes.
Sirius? What do you think you're doing here?
No, Alastor isn't around, he's wandered off again...
The small weedy looking ferret is Mr Malfoy, and you may recognise the ferret poking Mr Malfoy.
Filia's place. It's pie day there. She gives out pie and tea every Tuesday and Thursday to the first thirty customers at her little antique shop....::contin- HEY! TAMARA THAT'S NOT NICE! It's VoldeMORT! Not Voltorb! -.O
Oh hello, I just came over and thought... Hermione? What are you doing with Ron there ? Where's Harry ? What are those ferrets ? Is Mad Eye Moody arround ?
...J.K. Rowling was asked SEVERAL TIMES about calling H/Hr fans delusional until she finally admitted, "Well, okay, they've missed a lot of hints here, so I guess they're delusional, but that's your word, not mine."
This is ridiculous! Not only was Ron and Hermione's relationship hinted at NUMEROUS TIMES over the course of the book, it is up to JKR to decide where the series goes!
You're completely off you're rocker.
Don't see why not, Rem-mington. Come on in. o.O
Just don't touch the ferrets..::has been trying to train Harry ferret and Draco ferret to attack at his command::
Bwah hah.
ooh that's poopy. But you really can't expect much from her. Seeing that she's a bit of an idiot.
Oh and why is Harry pricking Draco? Or do I not wanna know?
