...No Evil Mouth for you Raine.

Guys, snotty updated her site and I'm mentioned. "From Cheryl: Hey snowy, just wondering what your evidence was for H/Hr, since you wn't post any on the petition. My reply: It's all here at the website, deary. The key is to actually read it, instead of blindly following your fellow racist militant homophobic R/Hr shippers." heheheheh funny considering I'm not a shipper.

*gets more scared and scared*

Oh, that's right, it's cuz you have two kids with a PRIEST.

::laughs at joke punchline:: That's my boy! And that's my secret.

*dribbles appetently*

You probably can't find it anyway. Besides--you have yet to do a fic about me. Tamara got one, that anonymous chic on Yahoo got one, but I don't? DON'T YOU LOVE ME VOLDIE-POO?!

*shudders* "How's that for on the rocks?"..Oh boy..

*is proud of self for plaiting own hair* *thinks draco is hot*

*still evil plotting*

What's so embarrassing about using a girl's name? Girls use boy names all the time. Oh! I get it! It's because of the- *thinks back to the threat and silences herself*

Too bad Ron, you sucked in your 4th year and you still suck now

Oh! Sorry guys I gotta go now! Sorry!

Well Voldy-poo...I'd say you're mildly depressed and a bit of a control freak myself...

*tries to fight against the curse*

LEVICORPUS! Bet that'll put a stop to Harry poking Draco...

*sighs* Voldi-poo I'm sorry but you're a bit of an idiot...You get too worked up over things...

Alright I just won't re-send "The Evil Mouth." And as for being Eris...::glares at the suspect(s)::

*hates all but most Cherly*

Yes, Cheryl prefers Draco, and thinks we should all ignore Harry

ooh. Well Voldi-poo It's too bad she has seen it!

You're embarassed because Eris was a girl in the series and you took the name willingly, because you suggested it so you'd match Rezo more. Face it Voldie-poo, I have sources that you don't have blackmail on.

IMPERIO!! Now Ron, have it off with Hermione and do anything she asks.

Her...::points at Raine:: WHO TOLD YOU THAT, RAINE?!

hmm me thinks Cheryl prefers Draco, I can't help but agree just because Harry is attention seeking. And you know you can't deny it Harry!

She is me, and I have seen the series.

*finally manages it to get Ron behind a bush*

Harry! Draco! Both of you grow up now! Kiss and Make up! Not literally don't worry!

*hates harry for being an attention seeking brat*

Eris was a GIRL! HA!

oooh Riddler who's she? I'm curious to know...

*hugs voldy-poo*

*hates Draco for posting 3 times to get more attention than he has*

woo someone's horny...

*hates you all*

*is evil plotting revenge on Potter*

At least SHE hasn't seen that damn series to make fun of me...

*is evil plotting revenge on Potter*

So...hot passionate sex, anyone?

*is evil plotting revenge in Potter*

Me you want me to die? But why? What ever did I do?

Why, thank you! *sprinkles cookies with chocolate*

Eris is the God of Love, and Rezo's NICKNAME FOR YOU!

*wants you to die*

Silly McGonagall she doesn't realize that Hogwarts is a school.... Here you go Remus! *hands him cookies*

*still hasn't found his cutie werewolf*

*hands out butterbeer* *spills some down Sirius so can lick it off later*

........YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THAT ERIS GREYWORDS! You got me STICKY!

*thinks Hogwarts would be a better place without students*

Woo! Butterbeer! Me please! (I'm such a pig)

*turns harry into a worm so he can't make desperate bids for attention again*

::pays Lupin for one quickly and throws it upon Tamara::

Well you gotta give Riddler credit he takes care of his ferrets...

............*BREAKS THE RESTRAINING ATTEMPTS AND LUNGES AT RIDDLER* SONOVABITCH!

Butterbeer, anyone?

::mends the hole for Draco::

woa...Raine is going to kill Voldemort or vis-versa... OH! Chocolate! Yummm! ^_^ Thanks!

Going to give it a quit-go, Philly? Or should I say..GREYWERS?

*turns draco back into a human*

*has holes in his sides because of being pricked a way too long with a stick*

*has holes in his sides because of being pricked a way to long with a stick*

*passes out chocolate*

*struggles against restraining attempts* LET ME AT 'IM! LET ME AT 'IM!

*is more half death than he ever have been*

Oh! Chocolate me me!!

Wrong Er- ::tackled:: -IS! THAT'S IT. ::makes to leave so he can find Erlogos::

....

*RESTRAINS TAMMY* Stop that!

*is right standing in front of the room and DAMN IT, Sirius's too dumb to recognize him*

Hey, Snowy: you lot are fecking eejits and you need your heads examined for still taking your ship seriously. ps Hilary Duff is on coke.

Riddler...I got a present for you! *smiles happily*

Eris is the son of Aphrodite and the God of LOVE!

*BRISTLES* ERIS GREYWORDS, YOU LITTLE SONOVABITCH, I'LL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! *tackles Riddler*

So.....chocolate, anyone?

*looks behind the curtains for his beloves werewolf*

not ALL of them....

It's nudey pics of Hermione!!!!

I don't think anyone knows who Eris even is. So you're safe with that..For now. Tamara, just in case you're thinking about what I think you might be, don't you dare. I WILL tell Sirius, Erlogos, and Almace in a heartbeat. And Artimes.. ::looks around:: ::pulls out a photo of Ron with Lavender under the Gryffindor bleechers taken by a certain servant:: What would you give for the evidence Hermione? Sirius, try looking under the beds..

No, but well.... I would be happy to know *smiles*

*just don't know what's the freakin hell going on here*

Would you like to know what's in there Hermione?

*ignoring the whole situation*

NOOOO VOLDI-POO don't take Harry's stick!! That would be too...um...nice of you!

*blushes* May- may, may I have them ? *shiver*

and..er..Hermione? Ron has a very intersting photo collection hidden in his maroon jumper, at the bottom of his trunk

*searching under the tables for his cutie werewolf*

Yes, but I did start the Voldie-Poo thing, and I did reveal your SN on Bravenet.

WHAT ?!?!?!?

Why yes, yes I do....

::eats this trout:: No actually the only person who's- DAMN IT ALL YOU ALMOST MADE ME DO IT AGAIN! ::turns to look at Harry ferret:: If you don't quit calling me Voldie-poo too, I'll never let ANYONE pet you again. And I'll make everyone, as well as myself, quit feeding you. AND take away your stick.

Cheryl, do you have photos of Ron in the shower too *really curious looking at you* ?

Hey guys, you'll never believe what I heard about Volders from Pansy Parkinson....

Because something good came out of those little incidents, didn't it? Two, and that has made me a proud grandsomething-or-other. o.O Yes, Tamara. Blackmail. I DO stoop so low. Especially when I know what to use. Shower? I want to see..o.O (Wait..I'm supposed to be-) Nevermind!

*pokes Voldi-poo and runs and hides* He'll never find me......

VOLDIE-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! I will NEVER have let YOU Draco ! He's mine ! I need someone to prick GODDAMN !

I'm sure Minerva's seen his scar.... muaahahahaha Nice shower cap, volders!!!

Eris is the name he uses at Bravenet. *WHACKS VOLDIE-POO WITH A LARGE TROUT* AND STOP MAKIN' MY KID CRY!

Who said I DON'T have a scar? I'm just not letting you lot see it because that's a personal issue to be resolved at a later date with a certain numbskull..::grumbles::

I HAVE PHOOTOOS OF VOLDERS IN THE SHOWER!!!

*STILL pricking Draco with the same, old sick*