The utter stupidity of this petition makes me weep for humanity. Your pathetic fangirly plea will not "seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications." It will, however, provide said individuals with hours of hysterical laughter. Your time would be better spend on pursuits that would actually make the world a better place.
JKR, I think you're doing an absolutly fabulous job with the books, I don't think you were out of line for laughing at the H/Hr shippers at all. All of their actions have in fact *proven* that they are delusional. JKR, du rockar mina sockar!
jack be Little - QUOTE: "1you do not go to school at 7 pm"
Really? I don't??? Shocking.
You're such a freakin' retard. OBVIOUSLY I meant I have to go to school at the moment, aka I'm not on holidays like Americans are. *hits self over head with sledgehammer*
The rest of your statements are too moronic to deal with.
I LOVE the_hms_stfu! I honour you guys, coz you're so gosh darn funny. Sending ten crates of crumpets asap.
Out,
Tiffi-Poodle
Well now, this is just getting too weird! Why don't you stop complaining about something the bloody AUTHOR put into HER OWN BOOKS and perhaps write your own book where you get your non-platonic way with your main characters...
Ps i do love You Bokks JK
But you are extremely rich, you could probably end world famine by yourself. Just chuck money at it and it will go away, Miss Rowling you have the power to end it
Do you want history lessons to your grandchildren to say that the rich did nothing to help the needy
Or that most of the rich did nothing, but THere was a bright shining star to the hungry and that Was the one who wrote a book
1you do not go to school at 7 pm
2 ypu all should donate to worldvision NOW
3 Otter snow should ne shot in a way that allows him to die a slow and most excrutiating death.
4 Otter snow should be castrated before this so as to ensure that he does not breed any other children that will force us to waste more bullets
5 You all should support the true emperor of the Earth. All hail twitch
6 i have two assignments due on monday
7 does anyone want to play a game that i made
8 DICK
that is all
(thus ends the royal proclomation by Emperor Twitch's most trusted advisor
Ginevra - LOL, Tiffi-Poodle, hehe. You crack me up. Sure you may have some chocolate pie! And some crumpets on the side. I'm not sleeping, it's only 7:15 pm here at the moment. I just went to eat some food ... GO ME!! Sadly, I DO have to go to school at the moment ... sigh.
MissTrish - Exactly. You are so right.
*assumes Tiffi-Poodle's asleep* Don't blame her. I'll just have to make my own chocolate pie (or ask Remus for some...) Good night all. I'm so glad school doesn't start until September here, hehe.
YOU ROCK EMERSON THUGS!!!
Ginevra
Hey, it's officially Rupert Grint's birthday right now (the actor who plays Ron Weasley), at least it is here in Pennsylvania. (it's 2:24 am here, hehe) Since there has been no civil action on Snowy's behalf that would suggest that she would ever apologize to him, I will kindly take it upon myself to do it for her. If I was Snowy I would apologize to Ronald Bilius Weasley for stating that (quote) "It will be a fine day indeed when JKR kills him off in Book 7" and denying his and Hermione's extremely obvious love for each other. But then again, if I was Snowy I would have no shred of human decency. Looks like you will never know whether or not Ron dies in Book 7 anyway, though, since you are somehow tying to BAN it and thus most would assume that you plan not to read it. But I know better. I know that you are just being a hypocrite and are just posting this "petiton" to waste space on the internet.
Ron is awsome and I'm sure Ms.Rowling is not going to "kill him off" in Book 7 because he and Hermione still have some unfinished business they need to attend to.
Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny forever,
Ginevra
Happy 17th birthday Rupert Grint!
"I SUPPORE RON/HERMIONE, BECAUSE I'M NOT DELUSIONAL!!!" lol so true. There was a sort of thing with Harry and Hermione but it wasn't going to happen. This petition is stupid. Probaly shouldn't have just signed it then...
MissTrish - QUOTE: "Tiffi, you are a dead set champ (as are all the thugs; I have much (platonic) love for all of you!)."
Shhhh!! Don't say you have platonic love for me in front of the delusionals!! They'll immediately come up with obscure ways to show how the term actually means we're totally in love with each other, destined to be together until the end ... and no matter how many times we say it, they never believe that we could actually just be friends. 'FRIENDSHIP?! What the hell is that?'
Sigh.
*makes sure the delusionals aren't watching* AWWWWWWW, I love all of my fellow Emerson's Thugs too! CRUMPETS! BISCUITS! CHOCOLATE PIE!
Katie - QUOTE: "GO HARRY/HERMIONE!!
But I'm gonna buy book seven."
Oh, all the delusionals will. Coz they believe in the lame ass 'love potion theory'. They all say "I WON'T BUY IT! WAAAAAAAA!!" but they will.
QUOTE: "No matter how much I HATE JKR and her 'bash team' Emerson and Melissa,"
Oh, waaaaaaaaa, Emerson laughed at you! I'm sure if he knew I was calling myself an 'Emerson's Thug' he'd laugh at me too. But see, I, unlike you, have a sense of humour, so I, unlike you, can laugh at myself. Find yourself a sense of humour - BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
QUOTE: "But I do agree that JKR should appologize, because I am not delusional."
Oops, looks like you made a couple of typos. Let me correct that for you:
"But I don't agree, JKR should not apologize, because I am delusional."
There you go! Perfect!
Valeria - QUOTE: "I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT HARRY & HERMIONE! TRUE LOVE!!!"
I support the Harry and Hermione FRIENDship too. But I don't know where you got this 'true love' thing from ... hmmmmm ...
YO OTTER SNOW. almost all the people who signed ur stupid petition ain't serious so just get a fuckin life and leave JKR alone u crybaby just cuz its not hermione and harry dont give u any right to start the freakin petition go shave ur ass or something and take this petition down!!
If Harry is a horcrux, Harry has to destroy all the horcruxes and then kill Voldemort ... then wouldn't Harry have to kill himself and then kill Voldemort? Just doesn't seem very likely. To me at least...
According to Jayme's counting, 21% of 3207 is serious. Good for you. That leaves 79% opposed. YEA!!!
I SUPPORE RON/HERMIONE, BECAUSE I'M NOT DELUSIONAL!!!
Um... *waves*
I found this on the_hms_stfu on lj, and... wow. Because I crave pain and torture (also, I was bored), I decided to go through and count exactly how many people signed this petition seriously.
My total score? Not counting multiple posts by the same person *AHEM*, I got *drum roll please*: 67 people who were serious!! Out of 3207. Someone do the math?
Oh, and PIE!!!!!!! *makes off with the chocolate pie*
~Proud Pirate on the HMS STFU~
Song:
"With this petition"
Strumming my pain with this fingers
Singing my life with this words
Killing me softly with this petition
Killing me softly with this petition
Telling my whole life with this words
Killing me softly with this petition
I heard she wrote a bad petition, I heard she had no style
And so I came to see her, to see this and to cry
And there she was, this insane, delusional freak
Strumming my pain with this fingers
Singing my life with this words
Killing me softly with this petition
Killing me softly with this petition
Telling my whole pain with his words
Killing me softly with this petition
I felt all flushed with fever, because it was so worse
what she had written in here, it screamed for a curse.
I prayed that she would finish, but she just kept right on
Strumming my pain with this fingers
Singing my life with this words
Killing me softly with this petition
Killing me softly with this petition
Telling my whole life with this words
Killing me softly
She wrote as if she don't knew, what's good and what is bad
And then she typed some comments, they were just plenty bad
But she was there, this hypocrite, writing all dumb and mad
Strumming my pain with this fingers
Singing my life with this words
Killing me softly with this petition
Killing me softly with this petition
Telling my whole life with this words
Killing me softly with her petition
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Thanks, Flabbergasted, for the idea. Let's run with this, folks.
This petition began on 21 July 2005 (let's not worry about time zones and keep it simple - not exactly statistically accurate, but I'm not worried about that.
From 21 July to today, 23 August is 33 days. 3193 posts from the start to my first time stamp. That comes out to 96 posts a day. At this rate, J. K. Rowling will have written fifty post-HP books by the time we get to a million posts.
We have to get the pace up, folks.
At least 1000 people look at this petition every day, I know it.
If every one of you out there posts at least once, with many of us posting more than once, we can get a million signatures on this petition in time to see HP 7 hit the shelves, making this one of the wonders of the online world.
WE CAN DO THIS, FOLKS!!
Harry and Hermione need us -- I mean, the sanity of Ginny and Harry needs us!
HMS Harmony~That's what fanfiction is for. Get over it already
Tamara&Flabbergasted~YES! I think Harry is a horcrux. More importantly, his SCAR is a horcrux. And when he dies at the end of book seven, his scar will be gone.
But if Harry is indeed a horcrux, wouldn't that mean there is no other way for him as to say the world goodbye ? In other words: to die ? NO ;___; !!! IT CAN'T BE !!!
Dear Tamara, we can't believe you are so callous as to be taking the destruction of the greatest love story in the history of the world so lightly.
Who cares about Horcruxes, Voldything, and that old man who snuffed it (good riddance) when Harry and Hermione are split apart FOREVER!!
ULTIMATE BETRAYAL!!!!!
What if Harry were a horcrux..? He killed Harry's parents and then tried to kill Harry; what if a part of his soul got trapped in Harry? I CAN'T be the only person that thought "what if" for that can I?
Be right back..Again.
Somehow, I think this petition has a chance at getting to a million signatures.
What has it been, 500 posts today ALONE?? 500*2000=1,000,000...take away the 3000 we have so far, and we come up with 997,000 "signatures" left to go.
I do not think it is outside the realm of possibility that we could put in 1000 posts a day. Hmmm... Three years from now, Book 7 will be out -- How cool would it be for this petition to hit one million signatures on the day HP 7 is published!
That would be the crowning glory of the doofus and idiotic side of HP fandom.
Bring it on! Let's get a million siggys and complete this picture!
Snowy and Pumpkinhead, I agree with you! Book 7 SHOULD be banned FOREVER! The unfinished manuscript is one of my horcruxes, and if Jo trashes it or throws it into the fire when she is done, I'm toast!
Harry/Hermione 4ever
BAN BOOK 7!!
Well, it's been fun, but I need to go. It seems Far and Schu are having relationship problems again so soon after getting back together again and it's time somebody stepped in to interfere.
I don't look forward to another Parting of the Masses over those two again. -.-
::SLAPS Tamara and Raine on the back very hardily:: Talk to you all later on!
A Joke by Jesta that really hurts me:
A guy goes into a bar, orders a drink on the rocks, but is rude to the bar tender. The bar tender kills him and throws his body over a cliff overlooking the ocean with rocks sticking up through the waves. When the body hits, the bar tender yells down, "How's that for 'on the rocks?!'"
Wow.
So us Ron/Hermione shippers are homophobic, are we? Again, snowy shows how much of a hypocrite she is. Here is her response to an email I sent her (emphasis added):
My reply:
Get over yourself, thank you. There is no canon evidence to support a Ron/Hermione romance, see the top of my webpage for details, insect brain.
**And you want Ron and Harry to get together???
What a sick fuck you are.**
So, snowy, if someone ships Ron and Harry (which I don't, but that's beside the point) it automatically makes them a "sick fuck"? Who's homophobic now?
Why Hiei gets a kick out of Jesta and Orinzo's lame jokes is far beyond me. When he had that many species mixed in I could understand. But now he's just plain human-demon again and it makes NO sense..
What part of "Attempt at a cult classic" don't people understand? That was my first one!
YES I HAVE TWO. OF A PRIEST. MALE PRIEST. LICK MY FINGER if you don't like it. o.O
Yes I know I won't be able to hold my head high for a loooooooooooooooooooooooo *an hour later*ooooooooooong time. But now it is clear and in the open and I still have blackmail on one person. Two actually. Three..
JKR might write mediocre books, but there's no reason to apologize. She laughed, so what? Taking the whole interview situation into consideration, this wasn't a malicious reaction.
Ok, by posting this comment I also signed the petition, but hey, online petitions are useless anyway. :P
Oh I know where it is. But now you shall never see it again. That will be a privalege reserved only for Val, Gaav, and Giles. As well as Jesta and Orinzo..
Knew you couldn't find it.
You can do better than that. 'Cides, I have my own evil mouth right here, Mr. I-claim-to-be-evil-but-ha ve-two-kids-with-a-priest .
