Well said Grey Lady. Well said. ^_^
Hey, I just got done eating birthday cake. It's my Pop-pop's birthday today. But we got some cake left over. Anyone want a slice? Grey Lady's got first dibs cus she is especially awsome! ^_^
LOL, LMBO. Hehe, I get it. Good question, what is this world coming to? I'm a Remus/Sirius shipper, a HARDCORE one, but when Remus and Tonks hooked up, did I start a petition to get Sirius and Remus together? NO. Because 1) It would be stupid, 2) It wouldn't do a damn thing, 3) Jo is my idol and I would never want to try to make her change her writing, and 4) REMUS/SIRIUS WASN'T CANON. Nor, really, was Harry/Hermione. You know why? Because, to almost EVERYONE (even the semi-sane H/Hr shippers) that it would be R/Hr. It was so OBVIOUS, H/Hr really shouldn't have even been considered canon. This entire petition is ridiculous and arrogant.
Jade - Hehe. Nimrod.
Thanks!
Pyro - THANK YOU! I'M HONORED!
Yvette - Hehe. Hehehehe. LMAO. I don't know what it is that makes that so damn funny... it just IS.
oh don't worry LMBO, Snowy just wants a reason to bitch about something. I'm sure she's a spoiled brat who gets her own way. And she's infuriated that she isn't getting it now. Aww too bad...*sarcasm*
You... are... an... IDIOT! It is RON and Hermione, not HARRY and Hermione! True, JKR made it that way... DEAL WITH IT, YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL OF WHAT SHE WRITES!!
I'd also like to point out the immense STUPIDITY of this whole petion. Emerson and Melissa were KIDDING, and JKR was laughing at them joking around. So buzz off- they're not your books. Yeesh... a petition because of a Harry Potter ship... omg, what is ths world coming to!?!?!
Hehe, "Go Boil Your Heads," it wasn't a hint, it was a flat out statement. And Snowy STILL won't see the light. Moron.
I would just like to point out that she wasn't laughing at the term "delusional," she was laughing at Emerson being such a goofball. No offense to Emerson, of course - I find that endearing.
And people, don't be stupid and get ticked off at Emerson - he was JOKING. He said it himself that he thought, on the whole, H/Hr fans had carried themselves very well since the release of book 6 and the obvious downfall of the HMS Harmony. He just meant delusional to stupid people like Snowy and Pumpkinhead.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
Lol. It's hard to tell what Snowy would and wouldn't write since she is constantly making an idiot of herself without even realizing it. (Bless her.) But really, your right I should have known better. There were no spelling mistakes or use of obscene language. How silly of me.
you morons!!!somepeople need to re-read the 6th harry potter book! Yes we do know now that its Ron and Hermione. Geesh, some people never take the hint.
DEAL.WITH.IT.
"Way to go, guys, we're almost at magical 3,333, despite the fact that 97% of the signatures are opposing me, as I'm such a delusional homophobic militant."
Ding! Ding! Ding!
3,300+ !!!!
Way to go, guys, we're almost at magical 3,333, despite the fact that 97% of the signatures are opposing me, as I'm such a delusional homophobic militant.
Ginevra - I get so much traffic at my site that it tends to crash geocities' server as so many people like to laugh at me, so you'll simply have to be patient. I'm currently working with them to solve the problem.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
That might be Dice. I know little about how the internet works. I just type things and watch in aw as I get answers back. Anyways,
Silly Snowy. *shakes head* Just look what I found on her site.
“Congratulations, and a HUGE thanks to all for your support!!!”
Your support? As noted earlier by an insightful ally to the Good Fight for Sanity, about 2% of these “signatures” actually take you seriously.
“Yesterday morning I was expecting to see 2,000 signatures, but was indeed surprised to learn we had almost reached 2,500! And now 2,700!!!
I wouldn’t actually call them signatures Snowy. Somehow you fail to notice that people are using this as a chatroom. If by some odd twist of fate that this “petition” does reach Jo Rowling (I hope it does), it will only take two seconds for her to realize that it is not a valid petition (as pointed out to you time after time on innumerable occasions) as many have signed multiple times and hardly anyone one on it supports you. I bet all my Swedish fish that if she does see this, she will just laugh.
It won't be long now until we reach the goal of ONE MILLION signatures, so keep the faith!”
Actually, it will be a long time. Let’s see. This petition was posted by yourself on July 21st. Today is August 24th and you have so far received about 3300 “signatures.” If my calculations are correct, that averages to about 97 signatures a day. Thus, at this rate, it is estimated that it will take about 997 days (minus the days that have already passed) to obtain one million signatures. That’s about 33 months or 2 years and 9 months. And that’s probably several months after what is believed to be when Book 7 will come out. You have a long way to go my delusional friend. But what the hey. Let’s help you reach one million signatures and see what happens.
Only 996674 signatures to go until one million guys!
Ginevra
That's because you're up in several fanwank journals, you idiots. Everyone's laughing their asses of and want to see personally what kind of fucktards make themselves the laughing stock of fandom. :)
3,300+ !!!!
Way to go, guys, we're almost at magical 3,333!
Ginevra - I get so much traffic at my site that it tends to crash geocities' server, so you'll simply have to be patient. I'm currently working with them to solve the problem.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
Maybe there's just too many people trying to access the site. It exceeded its allocated bandwidth, which is most likely not that big in the first place because GeoCities is a free host.
Hey, I just tried to go on Snowy's site and it said "The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information.
Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later." What's that mean?
Did someone finally hack her site and progress to take it over?
Did someone get Geosites to take it down?
Or am I being delusional (must of caught the bug from Snowy...) and there's just some sort of glitch...?
Maybe Snowy's just updating her site. If that's so, I must see what new nonsense she hopes to impart on "racist militant homophobic R/Hr shippers" now. Or, she could just be bragging about the 3000 "signatures" she has obtained...
*Sigh* Snowy, your head truly is full of mushy snow.
Swedish fish for everyone! ...except Snowy.
PEOPLE! Don't be stupid! JKR is the CREATOR of the HP world, she has planned it ALL. She knew who was going to end up with who whilst writing book one. Get over yourselfs and realise that JKR does not need to apologise, its HER work. Not yours, cant hack it? Find something else!
Yeah, Harry's right. Just do it, Rem. Stop the begging.
SCHOOL IS EVIL! EEEEVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLL.. .......... actually, it was really boring, because all we did is talk about the class and crap. O_O In Science class we made these little jumping frogs out of paper and they were awesome!
I was just surprised how insane all those people here, posting on a petition fanfics or ideas of fanfics, letters, e-mails, chatting, making fun, dissing snowy, babbling about ships, doing RPGs and so on. it's really lively here ! enjoy your stay :) !
I admit, there are also militant R/Hr shippers, but how did shipping R/Hr make one racist and homophobic? R/Hr is a white hetero couple, but so is H/Hr! So does that mean H/Hr shippers are also homophobic racists?
Oh Snowy, Snowy, Snowy. Newton, Galileo, and Boole are probably rolling in their graves right now because you're giving logic such a bad name!
Also:
"From Cheryl:
Hey snowy, just wondering what your evidence was for H/Hr, since you wn't post any on the petition.
My reply:
It's all here at the website, deary. The key is to actually read it, instead of blindly following your fellow racist militant homophobic R/Hr shippers."
I believe that's 10 galleons I'm owed from whoever I made that bet with hehehe.
"your fellow racist militant homophobic R/Hr shippers."
a) I'm not in any way racist
b)I sent her a polite, curios email. She replied in a hostile way. NOW who's militant?
c) If I was homophobic, I wouldn't hang around with gay and bi sexual people. Once again I must say: We all know what homophobia REALLY says about you snowy.
d) I notice how snowy has taken all the things we said about her and loosely applied them to all R/H shippers. POT. KETTLE. BLACK.
e) I'm not a shipper, but apparently if you oppose snowy, you are a r/h supporter, are blind, militant, homophobic and racist, and have a stupid name... oh yeah, and HOW DARE WE???
SUPPORT BOOK 7
PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE
BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE-CHARGED WAYS!
oh no Remus, you've been misinformed! Sirius has had loads of sex while at Azkaban! All those evil witches and female death eaters at Azkaban sure did love him...
*Falls off chair laughing*
Fellow members of the good fight for sanity: since snowy hasn't posted lately, I thought I'd mock her about something on her site. I give you, the "what we believe in petition":
"To J.K. Rowling:
First off, we would like to thank you for your amazing books. Harry Potter has evolved to be a huge phenomenon, and has touched a part of many of our lives.
This petition is not to convince you to write your novels in a way different then you have already planned. It is also not to tell you that we hate you, your characters or the choices you have made.
We are a group of human beings who believe in love forming from friendship. Above everything else we believe that love stems from trust, patience, kindness and loyalty. We believe in emotional connection rather then physical attraction, and that tension does not equal a happy relationship.
We are fans of both Hermione Granger and Harry Potter in your series. We love these characters separately, as well as together. We feel the potential love between these two people could have conquered Voldemort, and made your series truly spectacular. We do not hate Ron more then any other ship does. You would be mis-spoken to say that any of us dislike Ron, specifically because we do want Harry and Hermione to be together romantically, so please do not think ill of us.
We have an amazing fan base online; some of us have been fans for over 3 years, others have just joined recently. What binds us together is that we all feel that underneath the surface of your novels, underneath the pages is the potential for a wonderful relationship. We have felt hints towards this pair, not only in the Goblet of Fire, but also in the Order of the Phoenix. Many essays have been written regarding how this couple has been hinted in your novels, and how they are meant to be together. Many articles of art have been made in honour of this couple. Many stories have be
OMG u people are really starting to scare me. ITS A BOOK!!!! ITS A BOOK AND JK ROWLING IS AND AUTHOR!!! SHE DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS BECAUSE S H E I S W R I T I N G T H E B O O K S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! Harry and Hermione aren't DESTINED for anything!!! JK Rowling DECIDES THEIR DESTINIES!!!!!!!! If you are a true fan of Harry Potter you will read the books because you like it and no other reason! THE AUTHOR DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS AND NOT YOU! and she has already decided that Harry and Hermione does not have a romance. SO ACCEPT WHAT HAS BEEN GIVEN!!!
what happens if she doesn't apologize, you DO ban book, never read it and find out that somehow harry has ended up with hermione?
you all should realise that harry potter is much more important than some romantic relationships... it's about harry leading the war against evil. true finds recognise this. the fans that go around moaning all day saying that they are "true" because harry/hermione was the only non-existent aspect of harry potter worth paying attention to should have stopped reading the series ago. if you're so interested in love stores, why not make your way to the local grocery store and purchase yourselves some harlequin romance novels? hey, even better: buy the national enquirer and you can read all about celebrity love lives! bottom line is you call yourself "true", but in reality banking your commitment to a series just on ONE small fraction of the bigger picture is just unloyal. on behalf of the REAL harry potter fans: we're better off without you.
nothing left to do, but laugh:
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Oh, let's also not forget, Padfoot, that Ms. Rowling also took away your 'devastatingly good looks' (as you like to call it) when you stayed in Azkaban, thus taking away your legions of fangirls willing to go to bed with you. That must have been difficult after you escaped, especially if you consider that you didn't have sex within the eleven years you were in prison. You really got the worse load, mate. I thought I did at first, but look at me now--ending up with a hot young witch who wants a piece of me.
Guys, I've only been away a day, and people have started giving away the chocolate pie I'm famous for!!
The 11th commandment: Thou shalt not give out Cheryl's chocolate pie.
But oh well, at least you support it hehehe.
I now burst out laughing every time I listen to "Survivor", because of when I posted it on here as JKR's message to snowy. Made me fall of my chair laughing muahahaha...
SUPPORT BOOK 7
PROUD MEMBER OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
JKR WORSHIPPER FOR LIFE
BAN SNOWY AND HER HOMOPHOBIC TESTOSTERONE-CHARGED WAYS!
What? Tiffi-Poodle? It just came to me so I typed it. Do you like it? Thanks for the pie Tiffi-Poodle, Remus, and Ms.Trish. You simply must have some of my Swedish fish.
Sirius, my friend, you forgot to mention the fact that you lived on rats when you were on the run with Buck-er, Witherwings. That, as young people say nowadays, SUCKS.
Oh dear, now she's sunk even lower. She isn't even bothering to read the e-mails anymore for fear of evidence that completely ruins her theory, and now she's started thinking that just because people have the same names as celebrities they must be impersonating them, and therfore stupid. Though of course if they're called Hilary and support her it MUST be Hilary Duff, and her letter proves Snowy's right, obviously...
You think you got shafted by Jo Rowling?? The woman put me with a family who hated me, she killed off my best friend, and sent me to a wizarding prison for eleven years for a crime I didn't commit.
Then when I finally get out of prison, I go straight into another prison where I get yelled at by my bitch mother all day.
And let's see... what else? Oh yeah, before I get to experience any significant period of happiness, I GET KILLED!
So IMNSHFO, if anyone deserves an apology from Jo Rowling, IT'S ME!! SO STFU BIATCHES!
Besides that, a true Christian doesn't have to thump a bible at anyone. We lead by example.
There's no need to go thumping a bible at anyone just because their religion differs from your own. Try leading by example--and letting your goodness rub off, instead of forcing it down their throats.
Dude, please. Look, I'm a christian, I believe in Jesus and God, but no way would I burn my books.
The BIBLE promotes posession too, in case you haven't read it. I have. And I believe it. If you sin, you can be forgiven, but reading a book isn't a sin. As long as you don't believe the things are real and try to practice witchcraft, you're fine.
Mormon is the path to Hell, for that "religion" encourages polygamy.
Jenni - please come to the one true God and your soul shall be saved. Jesus Christ is the one true Savior, and the Lord God has always been the Lord God, and never a man as written in the book of Mormon.
That "religion" will damn you to Hell for eternity. Betwen it and Harry Potter it is no wonder you are confused, but Jesus Christ can show you the way. Please heed my words, I do not wish to see you enter the Flames of Hell when you have heard the One True Word of God.
Burn your Harry Potter before it is too late! Jesus wants to save your soul, but he cannot when you so gladly allow the Devil to enter your heart, by reading the words of his evil instrument JKRowling. She may be damnned to Hell, but it is not too late for you
All I can give you, Levi3o4, is that Snowy's nickname here is Snowy Resond Beter Enty Someo Actualy and that generally she visits Pumpkinhead. Nothing we don't already know.
I guess I'll be with Emerson, being sexy and eating pineapple...
Matthew 7:1-2: "Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."
John 8:7: "...He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone..."
2 Nephi 31:20: "Wherefore, ye must press forward with a steadfastness in Christ, having a perfect brightness of hope, and a love of God and of all men. Wherefore, if ye shall press forward, feasting upon the word of Christ, and endure to the end, behold, thus saith the Father: Ye shall have eternal life."
Moroni 10:5: "And by the power of the Holy Ghost ye may know the truth of all things."
You may not recognize those last two scriptures... They're from the Book of Mormon. Yes, I am Mormon, so I'm probably going to hell already, right? (Unless you watch South Park...) Anyway, I really don't want to scripture-bash – that never got anyone anywhere. And I was never a big fan of the whole fire and brimstone thing. So please let the Holy Ghost guide you in your own path, and I will do the same. You'll still find me waiting in line when book 7 comes out...
I'm working on a little piece on Otter Snow and was wondering if you guys could help me with a little information on her, i.e. other websites she has/visits, posting history, and that long alternate name you sometimes use for her (the one with the word, "actualy"). I'll post the essay up here, and anybody who helps me will get free grapejuice! (Repost)
Jenni, I hate to break the news but you are bound for Hell. JKRowling's evil Harry Potter has twisted your mind to the point that you cannot tell right from wrong. She is teaching our children how to cast spells and perform magic, which has been forbidden by the Bible. Satan has clouded your mind through his evil instrument JKRowling, and is laughing right now at all the souls he has deluded.
Burn your Harry Potter before it is too late! Ye shall perish in the eternal flames of Hell, and Jesus Christ is the only one who can save you! He wants to save you so badly, yet cannot do so while you dabble in the witchcraft that JKRowling has so slyly slipped into your mind.
Repent before it is too late!!!
BTW, about whoever was saying a while back that we need to burn our HP books and repent so we can be saved... I am an active church-going Christian, I pray and read my scriptures, I try to be kind to my fellow human beings, AND I am a huge HP fan! Harry Potter has not led me to dabble in witchcraft. J.K. Rowling is not an evil person! (Even when she laughs at the word "delusional"...) Harry Potter doesn't teach people to perform magic - it teaches about love and friendship and making the right choices. I think Harry Potter is truly an inspiring series, and I wish more people would read it. Thank you. *steps off soapbox*
Long live JKR, Emerson, and his Thugs
"only true fans"? You're not doing a very good job of proving yourselves NOT delusional with that one. A book is a book - read it or don't, but don't take it so personally.
Can we complain more than once?
*yawn* Now where's that chocolate pie? Breakfast of champions!
Proud supporter of the Good Fight for Sanity
(And wow, what was Hermione doing several pages ago...?)
Harmony is alright. I support Harry and Hermione getting together... in fanfiction. If it's not canon... THEN IT'S NOT CANON. If you think it should be, that JK Rowling should make it so, or that Rowling should apologize for not making it so, THEN YOU ARE DELUSIONAL. THANK YOU.
Harmony is great. It makes great fanfiction. But Heron is canon and I can deal with that. ... See, this is me being "mature."
Woah, accidently pressed enter! Anyway, I'm working on a little piece on Otter Snow and was wondering if you guys could help me with a little information on her, i.e. other websites she has/visits, posting history, and that long alternate name you sometimes use for her (the one with the word, "actualy"). I'll post the essay up here, and anybody who helps me will get free grapejuice!
