Signatures #3400 through #3500 for the Harry and Hermione are destined for each other petition
kuro69 said 08/27/05, 12:46 am (verified)
Unfortunately, it's not Harry not the Dark Lord going to die. It's- it's- *stutters*... OMG IT'S SO AWFUL >.< !!!!!
#3500

kuro69 said 08/27/05, 12:43 am (verified)
Tama, I have sad news for you. I have spoken to JKR and asked her about Harry dying in book 7....
#3499

Tamara said 08/27/05, 12:43 am (verified)
Uh huh, uh huh! *coughs*..*hands her half the Supreme Lord Pizza*
#3498

kuro69 said 08/27/05, 12:42 am (verified)
Mmmmm... Supreme Lord Pizza ? How could I even dare to say NO to this fantastic taste of Supreme Lord Pizza XD ? Give it to me baby XD !
#3497

kuro69 said 08/27/05, 12:39 am (verified)
*cerebrates*
#3496

Tamara said 08/27/05, 12:39 am (verified)
..HARRY! o.O The Dark Lord shall reign supreme! *puts extra cheese on him* Mm..Supreme Lord Pizza..Nothing better! Want some?
#3495

kuro69 said 08/27/05, 12:37 am (verified)
Question ! Who will die in book 7 ? Any suggestions are welcome !
#3494

Tamara said 08/27/05, 12:37 am (verified)
^^ *hugs Kuro-Ku*
#3493

kuro69 said 08/27/05, 12:36 am (verified)
Ops ^^° ! Seems like I just left, when you got on Tama-kun. GOMEN NASAI !
#3492

Tamara said 08/27/05, 12:29 am (verified)
T.T..Kuro-Ku? *sniffles*
#3491

Tamara said 08/27/05, 12:27 am (verified)
*hugs*
#3490

Tamara said 08/27/05, 12:22 am (verified)
Kuro-Kuuuuuuu!!!!
#3489

madeyemoody_07 said 08/27/05, 12:21 am (verified)
I support this petition.
#3488

kuro69 said 08/27/05, 12:15 am (verified)
TAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA >0< ! I'M. SO. DAMN. BORED.... WITHOUT YOU HERE !!! Ich sterbe innerlich, also komm schnell XD !
#3487

Robin Hood said 08/27/05, 12:12 am (verified)
I read the interview on your page. I can't believe you truly put that on ! I thought you would HATE any talk about Hermione and Ron and proofs/hints to their relationship, but that interview's quite full of that stuff ! For Example: "MD: It was pretty fucking disturbing. For example, you have the relationship between Hermione and Ron, which up until now has been this cute love-hate thing,..." Sorry, but alone the word "cute" he uses here shows that he CAN'T, no absolutely cannot NOT LIKE R/Hr. If he would, he would not refer to "cute" here and his speech sounds not ironic to me. "...where you have these two kids constantly arguing, although everyone knows they're eventually going to get together before the end. But then Rowling concocts this unlikely fling between Ron and Lavender, which had the two of them practically mating at every opportunity - which is a pretty fucked up thing to have happening in a boarding school, but apparently that sort of activity goes unnoticed by the staff at Hogwarts." He said he did not like the whole flirting thing between Lavender and Ron. Why should he be annoyed by such a thing, if he don't care about R/Hr. When he wants a H/Hr relationship, why bothering with Ron dating Lavender ? Sorry, but I cannot understand what you see in that interview. I don't see anyone agreeing to H/Hr there, the opposite is the case. Besides, since I am called Robin Hood I surely undoubtly must be him. Yeah~ !
#3486

Lindsay Lohan said 08/26/05, 11:54 pm (verified)
Okay, two actors who I've never heard of before start randomly discussing in-depth the Harry Potter books, refering to JKR as 'Jo' and your friend just happens to get his hands on the interview transcript! Wow, what a lucky coincidence! How the heck do you expect me to believe that? I don't think many actors can read. But these ones, who don't know much about HP are quite familiar with the books and their author. They conviniently are H/Hr shippers. Since I call myself Lindsay Lohan, obviously that means I'm really her. I am despairing for the poor, dying human race right around now.
#3485

this.getting.boring. said 08/26/05, 11:53 pm (verified)
la la lalalala la la la la, la la, lalala la la lalalala, LA !
#3484

Cheryl said 08/26/05, 11:02 pm (verified)
Narcissa Malfoy's Top Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco 10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey 9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums 8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo 7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo 6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodu ms 5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo 4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Do o 3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dook ums 2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo 1. YOU %!#@&* BRAT!!!
#3483

former h/h shipper said 08/26/05, 10:27 pm (verified)
*cries* you make me truly ashamed to have been a h/hr shipper :'(
#3482

Un-delusional person said 08/26/05, 10:20 pm (verified)
*sings* You are an idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha OK do you HONESTLY think that Harry and Hermione are actually going to end up dating? I mean, I don't want to be rude, but I just wanted to remind you that this book is FICTION and as long as someone is making up what happens in this fiction, they're in charge of what happens. So harry and hermione don't date. Woop dee doo. Why does it matter? And who decides who the real fans are? I think real fans are fans who actually read the books and understand them... and believe the author when they say certain things. The moral of the story is: You are a MOOOOOOORON!!!
#3481

Cheryl said 08/26/05, 9:33 pm (verified)
Hey kuro, got any more fanfiction?
#3480

You guys suck. said 08/26/05, 9:19 pm (verified)
I like how you guys get so worked up over one small thing that doesnt really affect the storyline. This is a kids book. Not a romance novel. Go look at Hentai if you want them to bone eachother so badly.
#3479

kuro69 said 08/26/05, 9:14 pm (verified)
GOD DAMN snowy ! Change the host ! I can't access your "great" premiere because you dumbass have exeeded brandwith !!! To hell with that ! BTW, anybody here *loooks for Tama or her insane RPG friends a couple of previous post before*
#3478

colleen said 08/26/05, 9:08 pm (verified)
Wow, Snowy, that's the big thing we've all been waiting for? Ooh, Matt Damon and Heath Ledger didn't like Book 6, I'm going to go into a corner and cry now. Even during the interview, Heath Ledger said that Ron and Hermione had a cute little love/hate thing going on in the first five books. And Matt Damon was basically talking about how insane the shippers were. Even if that did help your case (which it didn't), I'm not impressed, upset, or intimidated. You have Matt Damon and Heath Ledger on your side. But we have JKR, the AUTHOR OF THE BOOKS, on our side. I think the author's thoughts and opinions hold a bit more weight than two actors'. Oh yeah, I enjoyed your response to my email. As usual, you focus on one little thing in the email and ignore everything else. By the way, the "fuckmeister" comment made my day. Too funny. "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione." Get. Over. It.
#3477

gum_gum said 08/26/05, 9:07 pm (verified)
hello. i am just signing this petition, because i have to admit i really love it. everyday when i visit this petition i have so much fun. there are so much funny posts about people writing great fanfictions, fanmade videos & trailers, flashes too and many more, don't forget about the naughty rpg lines around post 3200 an on and besides all that harrasing snowy has become my most favorite hobby in a while. hope everyone loves this petition like i do, let us thank snowy for being delusional, insane and dork and opening such a great thing where anybody can have endless fun for hours. sincerely, gum_gum
#3476

Sara said 08/26/05, 8:00 pm (verified)
Oh.My.God. This is one of the funniest things that will probably happen in my life. You are trying to tell an author how to write. And you have disgraced yourself and your fandom all over the net. You're a joke. (I'm a LunaxHarry shipper, but I don't send hate mail to the author of my ship isn't written.)
#3475

damnable bob said 08/26/05, 6:52 pm (verified)
I think this petition is stupid as hell, but I've got to admit that interview was pretty cool. I didn't know those two guys were into Potter, heh Jonathan dude, Matt Damon's a very good actor - Oceans 12 (and 11), Bagger Vance, Dogma, Saving Private Ryan, Rainmaker, Bourne Identity, Talented Mr. Ripley, Good Will Hunting, etc Heath Ledger may be relatively new to the scene, but he's also done the Patriot (stupid movie but he was good in it), Lords of Dogtown, Four Feathers, 10 Things I Hate About You, etc Plus they're both in Brothers Grimm, which is supposed to kick ass (going to see it tonight) They may just be actors, but they're damned good actors, so there's no need to dis them or anything. I personally enjoyed hearing what they had to say Anyways, peace out whatever
#3474

LunaLovegood said 08/26/05, 6:43 pm (verified)
Emmerson>>>>>>your ass
#3473

Good ship R/H SHIPPER said 08/26/05, 6:19 pm (verified)
My God. You really ARE delusional. How dare you tell JKR what to write? Dear God. Get a life you little pansy. from an R/H shipper - because I've actually READ the books.
#3472

Sarah K said 08/26/05, 6:03 pm (verified)
Oh bless you lot are so cute, JK isn't going to do what you want to do, its her book. and whats the point of boycotting the book coz you don't get your way??Also the book wouldn't be banned because she wont change who harry ends up with, hello minority not majority! It's nice that you really believe in those two characters getting together, but it is kinda obvious they're just good friends, almost like brother and sister, and have to say 'anvil sized hints' were pretty much thrown from a skyscraper height and made big holes in the floor...sorry sonwy don't think your guna get your way...
#3471

Willy Wonka said 08/26/05, 5:54 pm (verified)
I like the celebrity list (except for Tom Cruise - go to www.tomcruiseisnuts.com and www.xenu.com to see what I mean) But snowy - THAT'S IT? THAT is the big thing your hiding from us? An interview with two actors who kinda-sorta don't like book six? The opinions of two celebrties are hardly going to make a world of difference to JKR. Personally, I expected you were going to come out and tell us we've been had - this whole petition and site were a joke to see how much people take you seriously. Ah, well, too bad (See snowy? It's really not that hard to GET OVER THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF NOT HAVING SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN HAPPEN)
#3470

Badger said 08/26/05, 5:31 pm (verified)
Dear snowy: You get NOTHING. You LOSE. Good DAY, s/h/it!
#3469

NO said 08/26/05, 5:26 pm (verified)
you're the "true" fans yet you're going to ban book 7 because of the stupid love lives of fictional characters??? grow up. there is much more depth to the books than that, and it's sad that you can't see it.
#3468

Michelle said 08/26/05, 5:19 pm (verified)
Harry and Hermione forever!!!
#3467

Willy Wonka said 08/26/05, 5:05 pm (verified)
Snowy, If Matt Damon and Heath Ledger had seen you, you immeadiatly fall under the category of Rabid Shippers One quote comes to mind: "MD: Relationships. You see, Harry Potter enjoys a somewhat rabid fanbase, most of which appears to consist of fans fixated on who's fucking who. For example, when Half-Blood Prince came out, Rowling agreed to an interview with a couple of fansites, and one of them made the remark that the fans who shipped Harry and Hermione were delusional. And unfortunately, she laughed at the remark. Now you can understand how a lot of these rabid Harry/Hermione shippers were pissed off that their favorite writer had done that to them - even if she meant no actual harm. But that's how truly scary those fuckers can be." See - even THEY grasp the concept that she didn't mean any harm with the laugh. And sincce when did William Lazarus become your friend? I was under the impression he hated you and the books, so I'm thinking he sent you that article to show you what people think of you nutty shippers.
#3466

lindsiy said 08/26/05, 4:59 pm (verified)
A true Harry Potter fan would SUPPORT the books no matter what the author writes because a TRUE fan understands that it is the AUTHOR'S story not the fan's. SUPPORT BOOK 7!!!
#3465

Willy Wonka said 08/26/05, 4:19 pm (verified)
Just looked over her website, couldn't find anything. Has our dear snowy copped out on the BIG IMPORTANT THING she was hinting at so melodramatically?
#3464

Lord Voldemort said 08/26/05, 4:16 pm (verified)
Hey if Harry was holding any candy I could've very well taken it... (---> goes off and practices candy taking stills)
#3463

Varexarnon said 08/26/05, 3:28 pm (verified)
bah, that was supposed to say "way to annoy Lord Voldemort"... Damn typos, i need to check these posts before i send them...
#3462

Varexarnon said 08/26/05, 3:27 pm (verified)
Uhh, if yu guys haven't gathered, theres less than 100 signatures on here supporting snowy, the rest are all either insulting her or just posts in this 'ere chatroom, err, i mean petition... Todays way to annoy lord Vodemort: If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
#3461

Roxy said 08/26/05, 3:20 pm (verified)
I've got one thing to say...deluuuuuuuuuuusiona l!! XDD
#3460

Ronan said 08/26/05, 3:06 pm (verified)
THe H/Hr shippers have picked up the ball and gone home.
#3459

Not a H/Hr Shipper said 08/26/05, 2:51 pm (verified)
You guys are idiots, and I laugh at your pathetic crys for apologies. HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE JUST FRIENDS!!! Wow. I almost heard the crys of anger when the news struck. Almost.
#3458

Hermione 4 Ron said 08/26/05, 12:40 pm (verified)
Hahaha certainly delusional. Anyone that couldn't see the tention between Hr/R from the start really should re read the whole series...Or maybe that's the thing...H/Hr shippers can't read...
#3457

Scarlett said 08/26/05, 10:44 am (verified)
OK, I understand that you're upset... But this thing is really getting out of hand. HP isn't all about romance, you know, if you want to read a book that's all about kisses and ships, don't read Harry Potter. And anyway, JKR is the author, she can pretty much write what she wants. Anyhow, most people read HP for the story, not just for who ends up dating who. As I said, if you really like ships, go and look in the "romance" section.
#3456

Ginevra said 08/26/05, 8:59 am (verified)
Oh, and while we're on this little trend with posting the new fun lists, I might as well add this one. This one's equally hilarious. I hope it grows soon. 17 Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry Searches for Horcruxes Guaranteed to send Voldemort after you instead! by Angelika This list may contain spoilers! 1. Choreograph an artistic dance interpretation of his life and struggle for power and then force him to watch it. 2. conduct a séance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother. 3. Tell him he's been a "naughty boy." 4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently you were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff. 5. Call him Ickle-Voldykins..and then run. Fast. 6. Ask him to guess which hand the last Horcrux is in. 7. Admonish him for cheating if he uses Legilimency. 8. Tell him you know where Harry is hiding, and Apparate before providing further details. 9. Dress up as Dumbledore and say you faked your own death. 10. Start an argument about Harry Potter shipping. 11. Tell him he's adopted and that he's really Hagrid's other half-brother. 12. Tell him Harry is his son and ask him if he's sure he wants to go through with Book 7 now, since it's become "soooo Star Wars." 13. Tell him one of his Death Eaters is actually a member of the Order using Polyjuice Potion - but refuse to tell him who it is. 14. If he gets rid of some Death Eaters in the process of figuring this out, then all the better for Harry! 15. Tell him that one of his enemies is plotting against him in the Forbidden Forest. 16. Tell him all about your enemy/rival and how he's nothing compared to them. Perhaps he'll go after them rather than Harry. 17. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the
#3455

Ginevra said 08/26/05, 8:43 am (verified)
Oops. Didn't mean to press the "sign petition button. Wanted to add the updates to the, not 41 Ways, but now 69 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter: Started by Yvette, and continued by countless fans! This list may contain spoilers! [continued from #41] 42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!" 43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter. 44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) Jump and down and tell them that you can't wait. b) Tell them you'll meet them there. Or c) Sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again. 45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car. 46. Add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they..) 47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them. 48. ..every five minutes. 49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2. 50. Say "Alohomora" everytime you open a door. 51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses. 52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, act offended when they don't. 53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it’s Dumbledore’s birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to. 54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears. 55. Refuse to be comforted. 56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and
#3454

Ginevra said 08/26/05, 8:38 am (verified)
*Points at Tiffi* LMBO, yeah we've already demonstrated over half of those! ^^ Looks like we're doing our job. Anyway, you just made me realize that MuggleNet has updated their funlists again since earlier today.
#3453

Delusional said 08/26/05, 8:14 am (verified)
Yes, I am delusional and that is why I am signing this petition.
#3452

Tiffi said 08/26/05, 8:03 am (verified)
anon - I'M ACTUALLY STILL HERE!!! It's okay! So's the Grey Lady ... I don't think snowy will be rid of us too soon ... I'm loving the latest Fun Lists, especially the H/Hr Shipper one, which I shall post for your amusement ... and hey, of you're bored, add some of your own! Top 20 Ways to Annoy the Snot out of H/Hr Shippers H/Hr shippers beware! by Kaity [with commentary by me, the sexy poodle] 20. Brag about how you always knew Ron and Hermione were perfect for one another. 19. Constantly go to MuggleNet just to see if the Wall of Shame: Special Edition has been updated. [Hehehe ... I used to just love Emerson, but ever since that special edition, I totally want his babies.] 18. Show them the numerous times when evidence supported R/Hr any chance you get. 17. Talk a lot about one Emerson Spartz. [Does being his Thug count? Maybe I should describe random stats about him more often ... hmmm ...] 16. Mention Emerson. [I point you to this: •Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever• That enough?] 15. Suggest grief counseling. [Um, no. That would help them. I DON'T WANT THAT!] 14. Constantly use the world "delusional." [*coughs*] 13. Get into heated arguments about which hints were the "anvil-sized" ones. 12. Stay at least ten feet away from them at all times, as if afraid of some disease. [Luckily there are millions of miles between me and snowy, although sometimes, she's so freakin' stupid it's like she's in my living room. Please no.] 11. Invite Emerson to a thread of angry H/Hr Shippers so he can publicly humiliate them. [I'll invite you if you'll come, Emerson.] 10. Compliment Emerson on his Wall of Shame: Special Edition. 9. Write your own Wall of Shame. [What do you think the majority of my posts here are?] 8. Write tons of R/Hr fan fiction. [Why? IT'S CANON!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
#3451

Hug Trees said 08/26/05, 7:00 am (verified)
[i]Freaky.[/i]
#3450

Idiot said 08/26/05, 6:21 am (verified)
It looks like this idiot petition has become a forum of sorts
#3449

Sarah~ said 08/26/05, 5:42 am (verified)
I can understand that you're upset over Harry and Hermione not getting together. But this is NOT about what the fans want from the books; it's what JKR wants. You need to get over yourselves and the freaking book. The HP series may be worth obsessing over, but this particular ship? Get over it.
#3448

Blaise's Black Mama said 08/26/05, 5:15 am (verified)
You people seriously need to grow up and move the hell on. Wankers like you are why 99% of humanity thinks Harry Potter fans are barely functional fuckwits. And you know what? Shit like this makes me think they're right. This fandom is a bottomless pit of stupidity and general social retardation. Seriously. It's a goddamn book, get over it and leave your mom's basement once in a while.
#3447

Time Turner said 08/26/05, 4:52 am (verified)
The most recent timestamp is post 3596. Yesterday's timestamp was post 3471. 125 posts from 24-25 August compared with 278 posts from 23-24 August. Not good, folks. We need to build on the good work we did on 23-24 August, not slack off. SLACKERS!! Snowy, Grey Lady, and JKR NEED US! We can become the wonder of Harry Potter Fandom. Emerson will be jealous of the powerfully profound prolific postings of the combined vibrations and auras of Harmony and Heron! Harmonians! Herons! Come forth and spill your guts! 1,000,000 posts before Harry Potter 7!!
#3446

Time Turner said 08/26/05, 4:46 am (verified)
Re: Post 3471 My first timestamp should have had the addition of "p.m." as in "11:08"pm.
#3445

Time Turner said 08/26/05, 4:44 am (verified)
Timestamp: It is now 11:40pm Eastern.
#3444

GOFUCKYOURSELF said 08/26/05, 4:20 am (verified)
I personally think you are a dumb ass that derserves to be slapped by a rabid chicken. You know what, it's been clinacally proven. Do you honestly think JKR is gonna APPOLOGISE!?! Your such a fucking immature pig fucker. It doesnt help that Harry and Hermione have about the same chemistry between them as Ron and Hagrid. Actually, I think there's more. Harry belongs with Ginny, and Hermione with Ron. Simple as that, too bad your one brain cell cannot compute that. Good bye and good day.
#3443

sam said 08/26/05, 2:43 am (verified)
Badger you rock! That's my new favorite song! SUPPORT BOOK 7
#3442

Shut up said 08/26/05, 2:42 am (verified)
This isn't a fucking chat room. Stop posting your boring ass conversations for the entire world to see. Because frankly we don't give a fuck. You idiots are so annoying.
#3441

Ginevra said 08/26/05, 1:26 am (verified)
Badger - LoL. That's sopposed to go to the song from the Potter Potter Movie, right?
#3440

Ginevra said 08/26/05, 1:22 am (verified)
*calls out to friend Taylor* Taylor! Taylor? Are you seeing this?
#3439

Badger said 08/26/05, 1:19 am (verified)
Nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters Batshit! Batshit! Nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters Batshit! Batshit! Nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters Batshit! Batshit! Nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters Your ship is sunk! Suuuuunnnk! Suuuuunnnk! Like the Titantic! Suuuunnnk! Oh Nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters nutters Batshit! Batshit!
#3438

Ginevra said 08/26/05, 1:15 am (verified)
Jade - Have you now? Well, just in case some people haven't heard of Potter Puppet Pals, it's potterpuppetpals.com
#3437

Jade said 08/26/05, 1:01 am (verified)
Haha! I've heard of puppet pals!
#3436

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 11:44 pm (verified)
I know. Someone posted 103 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort a few days ago on this "petition" too and then they started using all of them when TheRiddler signed on. LoL ^_^
#3435

colleen said 08/25/05, 11:42 pm (verified)
Cheryl-When I clicked on the star, Ron was doing the Follow the Butterflies thing and Hermione blew him up. Did you make up the Snape paperclip thing or was it in Puppet Pals?
#3434

Varexarnon said 08/25/05, 11:36 pm (verified)
yeah, the mugglenet fun section rocks... Just re-read 103 ways to annoy lord voldemort and now have a stitch from laughing, the best are easily "Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.' " "'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'" and these two "102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like "Not gonna work," or "stupid." 103. Call him "Champ" or "Tiger." Refer to yourself as "Coach."
#3433

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 11:27 pm (verified)
Cheryl - Those songs rock my socks! While we're on the subject of funny Harry Potter spoofs and stuff, check out these links. "Potter Potter Movie": thefifthdistrict.com/pott er/ "PoA in 15 Minutes": www.riddikulus.org/author s/cleolinda/PAIFM.html Other Spoofs: www.mugglenet.com/mugglen etvideos/spoofs.shtml I got all these links from MuggleNet. I do love MuggleNet! ^^
#3432

Varexarnon said 08/25/05, 11:13 pm (verified)
Ah man, i loved that "41 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter".. Well, actually it kind of hurt because i was laughing so much, but hey... And heh, those songs sound funny
#3431

The Grey Lady said 08/25/05, 10:53 pm (verified)
Cheryl, can I have the link to the songs?
#3430

Cheryl said 08/25/05, 10:39 pm (verified)
Ron: Ooh-hoo-hoo! Oh! This is exciting! (whip) Ooh! Hermione: Stop giggling like that slave boy! Ron: Oh (whip) ow-h-ow-ow-ow! Voldemort: They call me the Dark Lord Voldemort. I'm a sucker for evil of any sort As long as i get to zap my foes away. And boy, i love this magic spell. I can send my enemies straight to hell It's such a blast. I do it every day! Hey! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! It really rolls off the tongue. Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Killing people has never been this much fun. Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
#3429

Cheryl said 08/25/05, 10:37 pm (verified)
has anybody heard the potterpuppet pal SONGS? Dumbledore: It's naked, naked, naked time. Naked, I should be. (Oh my god!) Nakedness is so much fun! So much fun for me! (Stay away!) They might call me a pervert. They may call me a fool, but it's naked, naked, naked time all around the school! Snape: There were oh-so-many potions in the world For almost anything that you wish to attain. You can bottle fame and brew glory, but You cannot put a stopper on my pain. There is no potion that can mend a broken heart. I know this always will be true. There are remedies for impotence and mind-expanding hallucinogens, but there's is nothing that can cure my love for you. Ron: No, there's nothing that can cure my love for you *cries*
#3428

Cheryl said 08/25/05, 10:30 pm (verified)
yup, I'm 100% serious, I found it today.
#3427

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 10:26 pm (verified)
OMG, are you serious? I gotta try that!!!
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Cheryl said 08/25/05, 10:24 pm (verified)
hehehe yeah. You know in "trouble at Hogwarts"? When volders avada kedavras snape, press pause and go through frame by frame until you see a star shape and click it.... hidden scene muahahahaaha "I am Snake. The Paperclips Master. Ah yes. Hairy Plotter. Our new -- celery stick. You are here to learn the suble science and exact art of paperclipping. As there is little foolish stapler-wielding here, many of you will hardly believe this is real office work. I don't expect you will really understand the gently curving metal with it's shimmering sheen, the delicate power of that tiny appliace to secure several pieces of paper in a neat pile, awing your co-workers and impressing your bosses...I can teach you how to fasten together budget reports, bind manuscripts, even secure your Income Tax Return forms--if you aren't as idiotic as a bunch of office temps as I usually have to train."
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Ginevra said 08/25/05, 10:07 pm (verified)
OMG! It's another Potter Puppet Pals movie. This computer doesn't have sound so I can't actually listen to it now but I'll definately check it out on my other computer once my dad gets off. Check out the new fun list on MuggleNet. I love it! 41 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter Guaranteed to tick them off! by Yvette, with additions by staff member K'lyssa This list may contain spoilers! 1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies. 2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender. 3. Quote Dobby. 4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet. 5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory. 6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever. 7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly. 8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading. 9. Start singing a sorting hat song at random moments, pretend to what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice. 10. Make them play Quidditch with you. 11.Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character. 12. change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public. 13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK. 14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names. 15. Throw a fit if others don't use these names. 16. Draw round glasses and lightnigh bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across..in permanent marker. 17. Give long le
#3424

The Grey Lady said 08/25/05, 9:53 pm (verified)
LOL, Cheryl. Snape singing. I've been waiting for a new Potter Puppet Pals for AGES. I bet he's talking about Remus... hehe....
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Varexarnon said 08/25/05, 9:20 pm (verified)
Cheryl- i thought it was someone on here that had done that, though i was quite suprised that she DIDN'T think it was Britney Spears... Maybe her IQ is now a lifetime best of 1... And as to the person who impersonated snowy, roflmao if all i can say...
#3422

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 8:54 pm (verified)
Maybe Snowy thinks she found some proof that the H/Hr evidence actually exists in the books ot that it really was Hillary Duff that contacted her...
#3421

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 8:50 pm (verified)
Knowing Snowy, it's probably something that she thinks is real clever but (once again) actually reveals her as a delusional lunatic.
#3420

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 8:46 pm (verified)
Hehe. Thanks Willy Wonka. Yeah, I saw that post. Poor delusional Snowy Resond Beter Enty Someo Actualy.
#3419

Willy Wonka said 08/25/05, 8:45 pm (verified)
Any ideas on what the big suprise is? I bet it's her revealling that she is in fac the REAL author of Harry Potter
#3418

Willy Wonka said 08/25/05, 8:40 pm (verified)
Ginerva, those are words she constantly misspelled. Jonathan started calling her that after snowy constantly made fun of MissTrish for not knowing "signer" was a word
#3417

Tom Pritchard said 08/25/05, 8:30 pm (verified)
"millions of Harry/Hermione shippers" HAHAHAHA!!! 3,000 down, only 997,000 sigs to go! You can do it!
#3416

snowy said 08/25/05, 8:01 pm (verified)
Awroooo!!! 3,500+ already. I know that less than 3% are actually supporting me, but it sounds more impressive not to mention that. Thanks for all your support everyone (especially all the R/Hr shippers out there without whom I'd never have got past 100 sigs - nice work guys!) and btw - BIG surprise coming tomorrow at my website, I'm actually going to stop insulting people randomly and atually answer their emails!! So Jonathan - got banned? Awwwwww, poor thing, why am I not surprised? Vomit, indeed. That's why I simply click on the Delete button when I see your vomit in my inbox, because it shows me how truly inferior I am, and being able to delete things makes me feel like I have some kind of power lol And Trish Homophobic - ever get your nouns and adjectives sorted? I know I haven't! HAHAHAHAHAHAH What a dumbass bitch I am. WINNERS DEAL WITH IT THE WAY I'M NOT READ BOOK 7
#3415

No I am not signing your petition said 08/25/05, 7:34 pm (verified)
Are you people really so shallow as to think that a puny 1 million sales is anything? and as if you are even going to get that many! And I find this so incredibly funny, the last book is the one you are petitioning!!!!!! There ARE NO MORE HARRY POTTER BOOKS COMING OUT!! By the way, this is not obscene. "The contents of your petition must not be defamatory, libelous, or slanderous. It is not intended and likely to produce lawless action in any country. It does not contain vulgarity, profanity, or obscenity."
#3414

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 7:33 pm (verified)
Can anyone tell me what that name, "resond beter enty someo," means? I still haven't figured that one out yet.
#3413

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 7:27 pm (verified)
Guys, I just signed that Shut Down Otter Snow Petition on www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/SDOS which is actually being taken seriously as opposed to Snowy's little creation. Anyway, Snowy signed the petition, which actually counts as a signature on that one. I suggest that no one double post or screw up that petition in the future so that we can get some officially valid support and expose Snowy for the moron she truely is. Be sure to visit www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/SDOS if you oppose Otter Snow. Ginevra SUPPORT BOOK 7
#3412

anon said 08/25/05, 7:22 pm (verified)
I've been gone and I missed all my thuggy friends! Hugs for Jonathan, Miss Trish, Willy Wonka, Varexarnon -- the few, the proud, the sane! Where's Tiffi and the Grey Lady? I miss seeing their posts!! And snowy resond beter enty someo actualy, you're as ignorant as ever!! SUPPORT BOOK 7
#3411

Jonathan said 08/25/05, 5:21 pm (verified)
Oh yeah, and: BISCUITS FOR EVERYONE! SUPPORT BOOK 7 ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13 AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY •Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever• RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS Give Snowy hell from us Peeves... "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione." Get. Over. It.
#3410

Willy Wonka said 08/25/05, 5:02 pm (verified)
Yes! FINALLY something to comment on! Let's get crackin! [Awroooo!!! 3,500+ already!!!] Which is still drop in the bucket compared to one million - boy I'm getting tired of saying that [Thanks for all your support everyone (even the delusional racist militant homophobic R/Hr shippers out there, lol, especially Emerson's Wienies)] Emerson's Wienies - is that the best you could come up with? Why not Emerson's Thickheads? Fitting in with the whole th-vibe. [and btw - BIG surprise coming tomorrow at my website, so be sure to stay tuned for further details...] Porbably some easter egg on Kingdom Hearts 2 or something that has JKR showing up and telling the world the Horcrux is Ron, so he has to be killed, allowing Hermionie to reveal to Harry her true love [So Jonathan - got banned? Awwwwww, poor thing, why am I not surprised?] Well at least she gave up the ridiculous Johnny Jackass - thank God for small favours. And sonwy on the banning front - I won't be suprised if you got banned from Geocities or whatever its called for the absurd content of your site. [Vomit, indeed. That's why I simply click on the Delete button when I see your vomit in my inbox, lol] To cure the nausea, just reply to his vomit - maybe it'll stop [And Trish Homophobic - ever get your nouns and adjectives sorted? HAHAHAHAHAHAH] No, I suggest you get your mind sorted, to make sure it is capable of logical thought, since going over your previous posts show a severe decline in your sanity and ability for coherent speech [What a dumbass bitch you are.] As MissTrish says so well - POT. KETTLE, BLACK btw Thugs! Found a cool new definition of "thugs" 2. One of a band of professional assasins formerly active in Northern India. Sweet! So instead of mere ruffians or cutthroats, we're ASSASINS!
#3409

Varexarnon said 08/25/05, 4:56 pm (verified)
Whats the big suprise, you finally developed some brains and got rid of the site? Now THAT would suprise us... And btw. is Wienies really the best insult you can come up with? I mean at least its original, but its a also a pathetic insult that i've seen a 5 year old come up with better ones than Ah well, at least you've stopped calling Jonathan pointless immature names, but you really have no idea how to manage a forum. I can understand if you decide to defy the point of an e-mail and just insult the sender for no reason, but a forum administrator is supposed be completely neutral on all debates, instead of coming out with crap like "your post was annoying so i deleted it". As a mod on several forums myself, i think you'll find the best way to deal with posts like that on a foum is just to leave them and not comment on them... Though i wouldn't expect you to understand that And as to Trish, i think you'll find her grammar is a lot better than yours... For example "What a dumbass bitch you are" is incorrectly phrased.. You want to be changing that to "What a dumb bitch.." as "Dumbass" and "bitch" generally can't follow each other in a sentence, unless your listing insults, whihc you weren't, you were making a single one Now let me guess, you fell asleep reading my post or i have a stupid name? Well heres a few points that you can't fall asleep reading 1) Having 3500 signatures on this petition is all very impressive, but i think you'll find the comments on it also get sent to JKR, along with the names, and some people have signed this more than a hundred times = Not very impressive 2) Even if this thing does reach 1 million signatures, do you have any idea how small a section of her fanbase that is? She has billions of fans, 1 million is not going to affect her at all
#3408

snowy said 08/25/05, 4:35 pm (verified)
Awroooo!!! 3,500+ already!!! Thanks for all your support everyone (even the delusional racist militant homophobic R/Hr shippers out there, lol, especially Emerson's Wienies) and btw - BIG surprise coming tomorrow at my website, so be sure to stay tuned for further details... So Jonathan - got banned? Awwwwww, poor thing, why am I not surprised? Vomit, indeed. That's why I simply click on the Delete button when I see your vomit in my inbox, lol And Trish Homophobic - ever get your nouns and adjectives sorted? HAHAHAHAHAHAH What a dumbass bitch you are. LOSERS DEAL WITH IT BAN BOOK 7
#3407

Dawn said 08/25/05, 12:51 pm (verified)
Why should JKR apologise? She planned Ron/Hermione to happen 15 years ago. It was always going to happen and she was right to call you delusional. Your signature goal being 1 million? You're kidding right? You think there are 1 million H/Hr fans? Dream on. Ban book seven? OH NOES!!!!! What ever will JK do without you ten H/Hr fans? You seriously think that anyone cares if you don't read the book? She's sold millions upon millions of books and even if all the whiney H/Hr shippers didn't buy a copy, she'd still sell a lot. Get over yourself. Delusional.
#3406

Aidan said 08/25/05, 8:47 am (verified)
I can only pity Snowy's parents for spawning nothing more than one of humanity's great butt of jokes. Oh, Snowy, if your mother only knew, her heart would surely break in two!
#3405

Jack be little said 08/25/05, 8:11 am (verified)
You stupid fucking tools Why the fuck are you haveing a stupid fucking conversation get fucking msn its free. while this is also free your boosting snowies fucking signatures and making him fell fucking good about it FUCK
#3404

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 6:03 am (verified)
Good night all. *leaves and shuts door*
#3403

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 6:02 am (verified)
typo: *too entertaining
#3402

Ginevra said 08/25/05, 6:00 am (verified)
Oh, and I didn't pose as Snowy just now. Someone else did that. I wouldn't tell Snowy to kill herself. She is much to entertaining. But seriously, don't joke like that. I hear these stories all the time where people are like go kill yourself and then the people actually do it. :( So please don't do that anymore. I disagree with Snowy on many accounts, but I do not wish her dead no matter how dilusional she may be. A few words to ponder on, Ginevra SUPPORT BOOK 7
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