Before we contiue the Harmony bashing though, let's have a moment of silence for those living in the south right now, and are trying to escape or live through Hurricane Katrina. If anyone on the petition is down there, speak now so I can wish you well.
(et utilise Google Translator, s'il vous plait!)
I actually find that arguing with Snowy has enhanced my debating skills. Ever since the "olive branch / rectal cavity" fiasco, I've learned to say things in ways that could not possibly be made fun of. Thanks, Snowy!
Hehehe. We've gotta help Harry fight off the crazies! Come on people. We've gotta take delusionals like Snowy and Pumpkinhead down before it's too late!
"Oh, good Lord. They are slain, and yet they remain upright, walking slowly and moaning for brains...yes, friends, it's the H/H Zombie fen. They're dead, but they won't stay buried. They'd probably think that's a compliment, but they're no Second Coming. They're Plan Nine from Outer Space." -- someone with a good sense of humor"
-Emerson
yeah- the real way harry dies:
Harry sat, staring out at the still lake, unaware of his surroundings. Suddenly, ripples appeared in the lake. The ripples got bigger and bigger, and soon became huge waves, as the mast of a large, skeletal ship emerged. Harry lept to his feet and gasped.
As the boat rose higher, Harry could read it's name: H. M. S. Harmony. The boat finally came fully out of the water. It had clearly once been shipwreked, but now, for some strange reason, it was floating on the surface. Then, a huge wooden plank came crashing out of the boat onto shore, and Harry could see dozens of delusional, crazed H/Hr shippers making their way slowely out of the boat, their arms stretched towards Harry, so that they looked like zombies.
Harry started to run, but it was no use. Pretty soon, the delusional H/Hr shippers were upon him, punishing him for likeing Ginny....
All they ever found of Harry was a finger, and Harry never got the chance to kill Voldemort....
Yeah, they're gonna have to dig a mote around MuggleNet.com pretty soon to fight off the crazies (aka the Harmony Militia). They won't be able to sail across the moat like us since their ship sunk...
yeah, well, i didnt have time to go back and read all the things ppl have posted since i was last on here...
that list was on mugglenet, which im sure deeply delighted snowy and co....
Top 20 Ways to Annoy the Snot out of H/Hr Shippers
H/Hr shippers beware!
by Kaity
This list may contain spoilers!
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20. Brag about how you always knew Ron and Hermione were perfect for one another.
19. Constantly go to MuggleNet just to see if the Wall of Shame: Special Edition has been updated.
18. Show them the numerous times when evidence supported R/Hr any chance you get.
17. Talk a lot about one Emerson Spartz.
16. Mention Emerson.
15. Suggest grief counseling.
14. Constantly use the world "delusional."
13. Get into heated arguments about which hints were the "anvil-sized" ones.
12. Stay at least ten feet away from them at all times, as if afraid of some disease.
11. Invite Emerson to a thread of angry H/Hr Shippers so he can publicly humiliate them.
10. Compliment Emerson on his Wall of Shame: Special Edition.
9. Write your own Wall of Shame.
8. Write tons of R/HR fan fiction.
7. Read your list of anvil-sized hints to them over, and over, and over again.
6. Go to threads of angry Harmony shippers and laugh.
5. Use words such as "delusional" and "anvil-sized hints" on said threads.
4. Sing songs with lyrics changed to support R/Hr.
3. Imitate angry H/Hr Shippers.
2. Send them links to R/Hr fansites.
1. Be unprofessional, arrogant, unprofessional, insensitive, unprofessional, immature, inconsiderate, unprofessional, irresponsible, unprofessional, juvenile, unprofessional, tactless, and unprofessional. It wouldn't hurt to be the Wall of Shame caretake and found either. Nor would it hurt to be named Emerson.
I'm honored that you guys are gonna let me have 5,000. THANK YOU! XD
In times of old,
When I was new,
And Hogwarts barely started,
The founders of our noble school
Thought never to be parted.
United by a common goal,
They had the self-same yearning
To make the world's best magic school
And pass along their learning.
"Together we will build and teach!"
The four good friends decided,
And never did they dream that they
Might someday be divided,
For were there such friends anywhere
As Slytherin and Gryffindor,
Unless it was the second pair
Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?
So how could it have gone so wrong?
How could such friendship's fail?
Why I was there, and so can tell
The whole, sad, sorry tale.
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those
Who's ancestry is purest."
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those
Who's intelligence is surest."
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name."
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
These differences caused little strife
When first they came to light,
For each of the four founders
Had a house in which they might
Take only those they wanted,
So, for instance, Slytherin
Took only pureblood wizards,
Of great cunning, just like him.
And only those of sharpest mind were taught by Ravenclaw,
While the bravest and the boldest
Went to daring Gryffindor.
Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest, And taught them all she knew,
Thus the Houses and their Founders
Retained friendships firm and true.
So Hogwarts worked in harmony (hehe)
For several happy years,
But then discord crept among us,
Feeding on our faults and fears.
The Houses that, like pillars four,
Had once held up our school
Now turned upon each other, and,
Divided, sought to rule.
And for a while it seemed the school
Must
Je ne sais pas - Je n'ai visite jamais France. Cependant, la plupart des français que j'ai rencontrées sont gentilles quand j'essaye de le parler. Ils repondent en anglais, en general quoique.
boy, you guys really have no life. jk rowling is ur god and your just pissed off that she's better then you. you guys wouldnt even have harry potter w/o her. so quit bitching.
Grey Lady, you missed out on post 4,000 :( So we've decided we're going to save you post 5,000.
I can't speak French. Well I can a little, but not fluently
WW - Don't French people like not take you seriously or give you the wrong directions if your an American and you speak it incorrectly? Or is that just my stere-otype?
I won't go as far as Emerson (Who is briliant, funny, and a smart ass) to call you delusional. I will say that H/H shippers missed the "ANVIL-sized hints."
I thought Hemione and Ron was way too obvious to believe anything else...
Maybe you are delusional...
Je ne sais pas comment parler en russe - je prefere parler en francais et anglais (Un idee! Parle en francais ou en russe troubler Milou, et pissent elle au loin encore plus!)
I highly doubt they're by the same person. It seems Snowy doesn't have the ability to be polite.
Yes, the "What We Believe In" petition is much more polite, but I think it's a bit stupid of them to be upset over the fact that she said she'd dropped "anvil-sized hints." It wasn't meant to upset them - she was merely telling the truth. She never ONCE insulted Harry/Hermione shippers, and that seems to be the common thread between Snowy's petition, the WWBI petition, the Harmony forums, etc. I don't think they'd be as upset over the fact that H/Hr didn't happen if Jo hadn't laughed at the term "delusional." Which she really wasn't, not so much as laughing at Emerson being goofy. But I have respect for the WWBI author. At least they're respectful.
I know, right. I mean, Ron can be immature and a bit insensitive, but he's a boy. I think Hermione secretly thinks he's just adorable and just needs a bit of pruning here and there. He's perfect for Hermione because he can be her little project while Ron can help her let her hair down. Simular to Mr. and Mrs. Weasley's relationship.
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if J.K.R. did aplogize for what she said. She tends to be very sensitive and thoughtful to her fanbase. It's just that Snowy brings us ALL abad name.
"We do not hate Ron more then any other ship does. You would be mis-spoken to say that any of us dislike Ron, specifically because we do want Harry and Hermione to be together romantically, so please do not think ill of us."
Hehe. That's a flat-out lie considering she also said, "It will be a fine day when JKR kills him [Ron] off in Book 7,"
Not sure, but I'd actually take the polite one seriously. That one says they're HP fans first, and snowy says "ban the books because I didn't get my way!"
By the way, most Ukraenians do speak Russian, but... trust me on this one, unless you have a very good reason to, never assume that a Ukraenian or a Belorussian speaks RUSSIAN Russian.
Ukraenian and Russian are similar languages. However, if a Ukranian tries to teach you "Russian" NEVER listen to them. There are a lot of discrepancies between the languages
You're Russian? I tried to learn Russian once. But I've given up for a while since I don't have a teacher and because my Ukranian friend makes me get all confused about the dialect. Hehe.
Cool levi. I wanna learn German. Well, actually, ... I always say I wanna learn every language. I love learning different languages! But, I guess I'll just stick to Spanish right now. ;)
Ok, I'll admit it - I don't actually have any H/Hr evidence, I only supported it because I look slightly like Emma Watson, and I fancy Daniel Radcliffe. Also, I've never actually read the books, just seen the movies.
There, my shameful secrets are revealed.
I didn't post it, Cheryl, I just figured it out, that's all. And Post 4000 is my fault. I started filling so that it would be easier for the Grey Lady... :-(
levi - I know somebody did it before, but I didn't see what they actually put and scanning all the way back would be a waste of my time ;)
Anyway, 4,000 posts so it's only a matter of time until snowy makes a prat out of herself again
Ginevra's HP QUOTE OF THE DAY:
As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
PoA
Well I've calculated based on the average amount of signatures per month (let's call it 4000 even though it's been 1 month and 1 week to simplify things), how many signatures snowy will have when book 7 comes out.
4000 x 24 (approx. number of months until HP7)=96,000 signatures.
And I did that in my head because unlike snowy, I actually have a brain - just thought I'd point that out.
So, in 2 years' time, she'll have around 96,000 signatures.
now, 1,000,000-96,000 = 904,000
So you won't be too far off your goal when it's out, eh snowy?
hehehehe thought I'd point out the sarcasm as well...
To the tune of "You give love a bad name" by Bon Jovi:
Crap insults are what you sell,
You promise H/H heaven, then put Ron through hell.
Your email replies got a hold on me
When delusion's a prison, you can’t break free
Snowy's on the loose,
There’s nowhere to run
No one can save you
The damage is done
Crack in the ribs,
And you’re to blame.
You give shippers a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give shippers a bad name
You give shippers a bad name
Think you're supported by Hilary,
But you act like you're at the age of three
A psych ward's dream, you're so insane
Your very first post showed the loss of your brain.
Snowy's on the loose,
There’s nowhere to run.
No one can save you
The damage is done.
"When Harry's true nemesis the dark Lord Voldemort is revived, he rises from his cauldron and in a moment of inspired malevolance, he sings a real showstopper about his favourite spell - avada kedavra"
hehehehe just posting this for the sake of posting and the sooner we reach 4000, the sooner snowy will post so the sooner I can impersonate here
I don't really have a life, as you might refer to it. I just enjoy the internet. You meet more smart people here. When you meet an idiot, you just bash on them. I find that to be fun.
BTW, all we need now is the Macabre Quartet to make this a total cameo-fest!
Hey Grey Lady, welcome back!
I have a life as well, I just like using this for procrastination purposes. And when I need a good laugh, of course!
"When Harry's true nemesis the dark Lord Voldemort is revived, he rises from his cauldron and in a moment of inspired malevolance, he sings a real showstopper about his favourite spell - avada kedavra"
