"Ron?"
He heard her voice, timid and unsure, at his bedroom door. He couldn’t find the strength to answer, so he continued to stare out his window into the oncoming storm, his eyes raking over the ominous gray clouds that gathered quickly. His hands were clasped in his lap, his shoulders slouched forward slightly as he focused on breathing in and out.
She was suddenly beside him and he wondered when it was she had entered the room and crossed to him. The mattress dipped only slightly under her weight as she sat and he felt her hesitate before her small hand reached out to cover his own.
They sat in silence for a moment before he heard her small sigh. Finally tearing his blue eyes away from the rain starting to sprinkle against his window, he turned to look at her. She was gnawing slightly on her bottom lip, causing Ron’s stomach to clench tightly despite the despair upon his shoulders.
He watched her for a moment, the soft, full, pink lips glistening as she licked them quickly. He lifted his gaze when she paused and he caught her staring at him. Her lips curved cautiously as she reached out to brush his russet colored hair away from his eyes.
“You should be sleeping.”
Ron breathed in deeply before jerking his shoulder. “It doesn’t seem right to be in my own bed and dreaming at times like these.”
Her fingers continued to stroke his cheek as she considered him. “Everything will work itself out. The good guys always win, didn’t you know?”
“I wish I could believe that,” Ron murmured, turning to press his lips against Hermione’s palm. “Sometimes the bad guys are just too strong…too powerful. They feel no remorse, Hermione, and that makes them more dangerous than we could ever be.” He felt anger beginning to break past his sullen barriers. “I’m just sick of this. Of this bloody war, and this bloody house. I want to go home.”
Not wanting to frighten Hermione or upset her, Ron fought the urge to yell and throw things, in
Are you absoloutly insane? JK WILL NOT change her book just for DELUSIONAL H/Hr shippers like you! She's an amazing author and for you to critisize her and tell her wut she should and shouldnt put in her books is PATHETIC and hardly a #1 fan remark! I am not saying ALL H/Hr shippers are pathetic like you, but I AM saying ppl like YOU shouldnt be allowed to even touch the 7th harry potter book!
Hpblooger, do you HONESTLY think that this petition is valid? She will NEVER have enough signatures to even BEGIN to make a difference. First of all, I think there might have been TWO PEOPLE on here who actually used there real full names, a lot of people did multiple posts, the people signing the petition don't actually count unless they AGREE WITH THE PETITIONER, and Snowy SIGNED IT HERSELF. You don't know what you're talking about.
Just let her try to ban book 7. It's obvious she won't be able to. And when it does come out and the epilogue talks about Ron and Hermione's and Harry and Ginny's happily ever after she will bawl and throw tantrums and probably write another petition to throw Rowling in jail. Just let Book 7 prove to these delusional little girls that they've been wrong all along.
All you R/Hr shippers signing this petition are complete morons! Don't you relize that by your actions you're supporting the very thing you oppose?
Right on, snowy, you go, girl!
do you honestly think a small pathetic petition is the strongest way to get across to JK? she's an author, and has better things to do than read pathetic attempts to bring down her books! I really do appriciate at wut ur tryin to get at, but she cant please everyone! and honestly...this is really making all of the H/Hr shippers look horribly desperate...
I totally agree with petition #501.
I admire that u try to stick up for what u have believed in for so long (harry/hermoine) and make a petition for it...but that does NOT excuse u from being so rude to JKR. it is ridiculus that u r critisizing her writing and what she does. If it wasnt for her u wouldnt even have anything to argue about? These books are not about the relationships, yes they are fun to read and lighten up the mood...but this book is about Harry's and everyone else's struggle of evil and good. Obviously harry does not have feeling for hermoine other than her being just a friend. He loves her, yes, but as a friend. It is quite obvious that he has known that ron and hermoine fancy each other because he plainly states that "he knew it would happen" on page 283 in the american edition of the HBP. you cant critisize JKR for haveing ron and hermoine fancy each other THEY R HER CHRACTERS! that is so rude...she wrote these wonderful books...and the most obvious statement that i have already mentioned is that these books arent about relationships. also going back to what petition #501 said i totally agree how Harry needs someone who is fun (i know hermoine is fun, but its differant). Ginny is someone who is a strong willed individual who understands what harry has to do and he wont rest until he's killed voldemort as stated on page 646 and 647 of the HBP. She understands harry and she is such a funny characters whom has developed so much since book 2..she has become a very smart and loveable character. as for why JKR made harry break up with ginny it wasnt to "get ginny out of the way for hermoine"..no not at all. it was to show that harry is a true hero (maybe even a tragic hero). he knows that dateing ginny will put her in danger and the fact that he broke up with ginny shows that he likes her even MORE. he wants to protect her. and if u didnt notice..ron has grown up a
snowy, the thing you fail to realize is that about 95% of those over 500 signatures are making fun of you. hate to break it to you.
which is just one of many reasons why this petition isn't valid. give it up, it's not a harry/hermione petition anymore, it's sort of a message board supporting jkr and a ron/hermione romance.
Over 500 signatures!!!
Thanks to everyone for signing my petition, I've noticed there are several people trying to personate me here, but I say the more the merrier. Without their help we wouldn't be at 500+ signature already, so much for their idiotic strategy.
I haven't been here for a few days (not since the petition count was around 400 or so, so kindly disregard whatever impersonators may have posted since then. I see that pumpkinhead recently posted their usual well-thought posts, so a big THANK YOU for hanging in there.
At this rate, I expect to have a million signatures within a year!!!
BAN BOOK 7
You losers! I don't have anything else to say, this is just so stupid! She's not going to apologize for her own books!! Besides, the seventh one is the last one anyways!
Hermione got out of the shower and dried herself off, wrapping the towel securely around her curves... just yesterday she'd run into Harry's friend Ron after her shower and she'd been so startled that she'd jumped and the towel had fallen to the floor. Although it now gave her a rush of excitement when she saw Ron - even though he was almost 2 years older than her 16 years and was very attractive - she didn't want to repeat the experiment. Especially because today Harry was home since it was the weekend.
Ron was staying with them until he could find his own place, Hermione was home for her winter vacation. One whole month of being there with Harry and Ron a 16 year old girl living in the same house as two young wizards. She giggled, if one of those wizards hadn't been Harry it could have been the start of a porno... actually, for a more risque movie it could STILL be the start of a porno! Well... maybe one day when Harry wasn't home...
No. She sighed, that would probably make things too weird, even if Ron was really attractive. Even if he was Harry's friend. Making a face she headed towards her room to get dressed. Maybe she'd wear a skirt today, if there was one thing that was fun, it was having a man around who so obviously appreciated her assets. Poor Ron, she was having a lot of fun teasing him. Giggling, she thought about that possible porno scenario again, wondering if she could ever do something like that.
Well, he was handsome, older and so probably a better lover (more experienced than Harry), he actually listened to what she had to say and he was cultured, fun to be around. Looking at herself in the mirror, she realized that during her musings she had put on one of the sexiest outfits she had; a short skirt that emphasized her long slender legs and a silky tank top that clung to her breasts. Hmmm. Well, she'd keep it. Obviously her
Mist and haze. In the early summer, they were ever-present partners in southeast Louisiana, and in the streets of New Orleans. Darkness added an eerie quality that Dallas thought was unmatched anywhere; it was one of those things you just had to see, just had to experience. This was one of the reasons that he had suggested, off-handedly, that Carla meet him down here, instead of Boston, or Philadelphia, or New York, or any of a list of cities on the Eastern Seaboard, with their cookie-cutter blight and unattractive spots. Of course, New Orleans had them too in places, especially outside the French Quarter (also known as the Vieux Carre) but there was no place like the Big Easy; that was to be sure.
They walked slowly, over the dated sidewalks, feeling the heavy air around them, the understated fog encircling them. Eastward down Chartres Street they went, looking in each other's eyes now and then (how easy it was to get lost in them), soaking up the scenes around them, commenting, making general conversation. After passing the western half of the Pontalba Apartments, the wrought iron fencing and landmark statue of Jackson Square appeared on their right. To the left, the St. Louis Cathedral stood, its gray and black spires lit in a striking, artificial white light. A street guitarist played a better-than-average blues riff on the sidewalk corner; Dallas flipped a dollar into his worn leather case.
New Orleans was one place that Dallas knew a good bit about, and he was making sure that Carla knew that he knew. Once in awhile he would get on a roll and he would try and show off a little in front of her intellectually. From the start of their interaction, on the website forum where they had begun to communicate innocently enough, he had always been impressed with her sophistication and intelligence. There was something different about her that he liked—the style with which she talked, the language she used, the way she carried herself in conversation, h
Since my last post (#383), I have been unable to get online thanks to my wireless internet being down (turns out my brother’s router was unplugged – no kidding). In the mean time, the pathetic bunch of R/H shippers lurking around this petition have attacked me personally and devided my ideas based on as little fact as reason. It has been very funny to go through the recent posts and discover the silly rantings of my (and snowy’s and other true fans’) various ideological opponents. These postings to the petition have been based on ideals and nothing more, not reasoning but love of JRK alone.
One R/H shipper has said, and I quote, “Okay, Pumpkinhead, I wish I could stay polite, but you're not simply delusional, you're completely out of your mind.” If that’s the best you preschool-sized-brained people can say, then why even engage in this debating? I know if might seem hard for you blind wor-shippers to belief, but there is more to this arguments then meer posturing. You see, when in the world of debating one person makes a point about something, his opponents must make a counterpoint and not just lunch insults like they are throwing baseballs.
I don’t understand why you individuals can’t comprehense the rationals behind my statings. Can I slow it down, so you can understand it?
1. It’s not about who I think should be together. It’s about who we have been lead to belief will be together for the entire series until now. My pointers are about manipulation on the half of the author, and how unsensitive she has been in the direction of her reading populus.
2. Regardless of what you think is best thanks to your reading of a failed manual script, Harry and Hermione where meant to love. This is a fact that too many people have been willing to right off now that book 6 has come out, and all fans that deny this self palpable truth should be dismembered from the group of fans.
Now, is that so problematic to wrap your heads around? What about
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plans to talk to Sirius in Umbridge's fire, but McGonagall vouching for him to Umbridge makes him reconsider his intention (OP587/666).
It doesn't take much thought to understand why Harry ignores Hermione's advice, and listens to people such as Lupin and Hagrid. Hermione falls into the classic parental mistake of nagging too early and too often. Most parents learn from experience that if you do this, your children will get used to it and simply tune you out. For instance, in the case of the egg, Hermione first reminds Harry of how far he has to go only hours after Harry completes the first task, pouring cold water on Ron's buoyant optimism and Harry's euphoria:
"There's no way any of the other tasks are going to be that dangerous, how could they?" Ron went on as he carried Pigwidgeon to the window. "You know what? I reckon you could win this tournament, Harry, I'm serious."
Harry knew that Ron was only saying this to make up for his behavior of the last few weeks, but he appreciated it all the same. Hermione, however, leaned against the Owlery wall, folded her arms, and frowned at Ron.
"Harry's got a long way to go before he finishes this tournament," she said seriously. "If that was the first task, I hate to think what's coming next."
"Right little ray of sunshine, aren't you?" said Ron. "You and Professor Trelawney should get together sometime." (GF317/364).
I have to agree with Ron here. Harry needs some time to relax and enjoy his win, and Hermione's pessimistic attitude is not very inspiring. Hermione continues to remind Harry about the egg, speaking "severely" (GF342/392), interrupting a joke of Harry&#
CHAPTER 2
There is A Science of Getting Rich
THERE is a Science of getting rich, and it is an exact science, like algebra or arithmetic. There are certain laws which govern the process of acquiring riches; once these laws are learned and obeyed by any man, he will get rich with mathematical certainty.
The ownership of money and property comes as a result of doing things in a certain way; those who do things in this Certain Way, whether on purpose or accidentally, get rich; while those who do not do things in this Certain Way, no matter how hard they work or how able they are, remain poor.
It is a natural law that like causes always produce like effects; and, therefore, any man or woman who learns to do things in this certain way will infallibly get rich.
That the above statement is true is shown by the following facts:
Getting rich is not a matter of environment, for, if it were, all the people in certain neighborhoods would become wealthy; the people of one city would all be rich, while those of other towns would all be poor; or the inhabitants of one state would roll in wealth, while those of an adjoining state would be in poverty.
But everywhere we see rich and poor living side by side, in the same environment, and often engaged in the same vocations. When two men are in the same locality, and in the same business, and one gets rich while the other remains poor, it shows that getting rich is not, primarily, a matter of environment. Some environments may be more favorable than others, but when two men in the same business are in the same neighborhood, and one gets rich while the other fails, it indicates that getting rich is the result of doing things in a Certain Way.
And further, the ability to do things in this certain way is not due solely to the possession of talent, for many people who have great talent remain poor, while other who have very little talent get rich.
Studying the people who have got rich, we find that they are an
CHAPTER 1
The Right To Be Rich.
WHATEVER may be said in praise of poverty, the fact remains that it is not possible to live a really complete or successful life unless one is rich. No man can rise to his greatest possible height in talent or soul development unless he has plenty of money; for to unfold the soul and to develop talent he must have many things to use, and he cannot have these things unless he has money to buy them with.
A man develops in mind, soul, and body by making use of things, and society is so organized that man must have money in order to become the possessor of things; therefore, the basis of all advancement for man must be the science of getting rich.
The object of all life is development; and everything that lives has an inalienable right to all the development it is capable of attaining.
Man's right to life means his right to have the free and unrestricted use of all the things which may be necessary to his fullest mental, spiritual, and physical unfoldment; or, in other words, his right to be rich.
In this book, I shall not speak of riches in a figurative way; to be really rich does not mean to be satisfied or contented with a little. No man ought to be satisfied with a little if he is capable of using and enjoying more. The purpose of Nature is the advancement and unfoldment of life; and every man should have all that can contribute to the power; elegance, beauty, and richness of life; to be content with less is sinful.
The man who owns all he wants for the living of all the life he is capable of living is rich; and no man who has not plenty of money can have all he wants. Life has advanced so far, and become so complex, that even the most ordinary man or woman requires a great amount of wealth in order to live in a manner that even approaches completeness. Every person naturally wants to become all that they are capable of becoming; this desire to realize innate possibilities is inherent in human nature
THE SCIENCE OF GETTING RICH
Preface
THIS book is pragmatical, not philosophical; a practical manual, not a treatise upon theories. It is intended for the men and women whose most pressing need is for money; who wish to get rich first, and philosophize afterward. It is for those who have, so far, found neither the time, the means, nor the opportunity to go deeply into the study of metaphysics, but who want results and who are willing to take the conclusions of science as a basis for action, without going into all the processes by which those conclusions were reached.
It is expected that the reader will take the fundamental statements upon faith, just as he would take statements concerning a law of electrical action if they were promulgated by a Marconi or an Edison; and, taking the statements upon faith, that he will prove their truth by acting upon them without fear or hesitation. Every man or woman who does this will certainly get rich; for the science herein applied is an exact science, and failure is impossible. For the benefit, however, of those who wish to investigate philosophical theories and so secure a logical basis for faith, I will here cite certain authorities.
The monistic theory of the universe the theory that One is All, and that All is One; That one Substance manifests itself as the seeming many elements of the material world -is of Hindu origin, and has been gradually winning its way into the thought of the western world for two hundred years. It is the foundation of all the Oriental philosophies, and of those of Descartes, Spinoza, Leibnitz, Schopenhauer, Hegel, and Emerson.
The reader who would dig to the philosophical foundations of this is advised to read Hegel and Emerson for himself.
In writing this book I have sacrificed all other considerations to plainness and simplicity of style, so that all might understand. The plan of action laid down herein was deduced from the conclusions of philosophy; it has been thoroughly tested,
This introduction reviews a book I have written, a book which one may use to construct their own functional Rife/Bare instrument. This instrument utilizes patented methods and techniques to produce a modern day recreation of a relatively unknown therapy device. A device first created and tested in the 1930's by Dr. Royal Rife, and then lost to humanity for the next 65 years.
Clinical applications and success with Dr. Rife's machine extended through the 1930's, with treatment of a wide variety of diseases. The late 1930's witnessed the founding of the Beam Ray Company to commercially produce the device. By the mid 1940's, the technology behind Dr. Rife's device was essentially lost. The Beam Ray Company had self destructed, and the scientific accomplishments of Dr. Rife became more urban legend than fact. Dr. Rife's legacy exists in the estimated 400,000 frequency devices that are presently in use here in the USA. Some of these instruments are very effective, others have limited capabilities . My book is not the story of how the technological discoveries of Dr. Rife were lost, rather my book - manual is about how you can easily recreate a device that is similar, and in many ways superior to, Dr. Rife's, yourself.
The many intervening decades from Dr. Rifes' time to our present day has seen the discovery of many new electronic theories and technologies. What follows, is an explanation of Dr. Rifes' instrument that has been learned through research, and the tying together of theories from many different avenues of science. This knowledge has led me to improve on the device, and to obtain patents which protect the unique methods and electrical concepts that make my device work.
As a society, we are primarily oriented towards a chemical explantion of biological processes. Various theories, and applications of those theories, have been applied
I can't believe this many really care about what stupid fictional characters "get together" in HP. Honestly, do you think JKR wrote the stories with the intention of matching pairs, and just stuck in the fluff about Voldemort, the prophecy and all that nonsense for an excuse?! I was shocked to see that Mugglenet has a whole section of their site on "shipping" which I think should be called "shitting" as in who gives a shit! Does it matter? NO! Is it the main focus of the books? NO! Geez... read fanfics of your preferred shitting if you just have to have Ron and Dobby get it on! Meanwhile the rest of us will be anxious to get to the end of the series and find out whether Harry defeats Voldemort or vice versa! Sheesh!
That's the problem with the stupid teeny bopper audience, they all have to concentrate on LUUUVVV instead of more important things! I hope I was never quite that bad!!!
I completely agree with this petition heart and soul. JK is destroying any dimension these characters contained by presuming that the most inteclectually driven girl in the school would EVER see anything significant in Ron. As for Harry like Ginny the instant she blossoms and becomes popular, (having not noticed her any of the previous years) is just saying that Harry is superficial and a teenager giving into hormones. I guess that this is true anyway, seeing as Harry has yet to get anything right, and the fact that he likes Ginny without reason- not because of her personality or time spent with her, but because the "beast" of his inner libido has begun to take over!
You're clearly the only "true" fans of the books. " undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications" Like harry potter 8-12, harry potter and the university of maryland!!!
Heck, I'm signing this just to laugh at you all. You are delusional to the extreme. Keep getting mad, it's hilarious. "seriously affect book sales" SURE! You keep thinking that kids...
As I have stated before, I have not read the books. I am basing my Harry/Hermione obsession on the movies and real life. You know you think the same thing: Dan and Emma would be soooo much cuter together than Emma and Rupert.
BAN BOOK 7
Your sickening obsession with H/Hr frightens me. I dont know how you could think that you know the characters better than JKR. You have yet to provide any evidence that they belong together from the books, however Ron/Hermione shippers can state that on several times Ron and Hermione have shown that they have feelings for each other. Hermione was angry when Ron didn't ask her to the Yule Ball, Ron freaked about her and Krum, that's just two instances I could go on and on. Stop acting childish, all you can do to defend your position is mock people's names and call them 'losers'. If you didn't notice there are a lot of people online and we don't all have your limited creativity so we come up with names that make people laugh. I question your sanity, and I honestly hope that JKR will simply be able to laugh at your pathetic attempts to guilt her into changing her books. While I'm sure all the things that you're deluded about would fill several books, I have better things to do than put them all on here. Stop being so stubborn and admit you were wrong! I didn't like that I was wrong at my guess at who the HBP was but you dont see me making a petition to change it. Have a nice day I hope one day JKR can tell you what she thinks of people like you. ~Snowy
I'm not signing this because I want Harry and Hermione together. I'm signing this to tell whoever put this up is an f-ing moron. If JK wants Ron and Hermione together then Ron and Hermione will be together. The story isn't about who falls in love with who, it's about a boy who has to finish off the dark lord. Who cares about the ships right now. If you wanna argue the go right ahead and e-mail me but I still think that whoever put up this petition up is reading Harry Potter for the wrong reasons.
I find it hilarious that Snowy is bragging about the fact she has almost 500 petitioners when at least 450 of them are calling her a moron for taking it this far. I have been marking my favorites (Which call her a moron for failing to notice anything major going on.) and those are the strongest arguments that she is a moron.
This petition has turned now into a sort of forum which title would be 'Snowy Sucks'. Anybosy that has signed here is actually supporting the cause, they're merely expressing their opinion and flaming The Mistress of the Delusional who's become some vfillain we can all come here and face. I mean, her last letter to Emerson had this perfect feel to it, kinda the attitude bond-type villains have againts the heroe of the story, smug and stubborn. She sounded very much like her plans were to take over the world. The fact that nobody supports her (and those they do remain anonimous, like stupid evil minions) could turn all this into a good novel.
Snowy, you're delusional.
Harding, judging from Snowy's blog, I'm sad to say that I think he/she/it (whoever Snowy is) is serious. It's things like this that really make me worry about the human race.
i dont think anyone realizes this is a joke.
that makes everyone involved a dumbass...even me..just for signing!! woohoo! Ron and Hermy FOREVER!!!
anyone interested in a good lesson in sarcasm should feel free to contact me.
Oh yeah. And your little "petition"'s wording... the number of H/Hr fans out there is MAYBE in the hundred-thousands. MAYBE. "True" fans, as you call them, would buy the books and enjoy them NO FREAKING MATTER WHAT COUPLES JO CHOOSES. Why am I wasting my time on you... Oh yes, it's 5AM and I've got a minor bout of insomnia..
Amen to Ashley. Jo would've spelled "immediately" correctly. I know of a place you can get help for your delusions of grandeur. Write your own story if you want Harry and Hermione together. You're wasting your time.
Cheers to Jo. She knows EXACTLY how your kind acts, which is EXACTLY why she laughed (genuinely - god forbid!) at Emerson's use of the word "delusional". Get over yourself. We're all against you.
HAHAHA, you are so fucking retarded. You say you are the only "true" fan, yet you go have a hissy fit because ur ship didnt sail. I myself happen to be a R/Hr H/G shipper and i couldnt be happier, but even if my ships didnt sail i would still love the books. Also, how would you go about "banning" book 7? have a hissy fit at JKR? i dont think thats gonna work. And about this "seriously affecting book sales" wouldnt you have to first BUY to book to find out if it DID turn out H/Hr? i have no problem with other H/Hr shippers, but you seriously are a dilusional little freak. Do you have a mental problem? or r u like retarded or something, coz u seriously seem it. show me some hard core cannon proof if you reply, if u insult my name, or call me dilusional that will just show how pathetic you really are, fucking retard.
'You are all right. I will change the book imediatily.'
If signature #260 WAS J.K. Rowling, she'd have spelt immediately correctly. Well, at least in my opinion. GET REAL. Find a better cause; AIDS, poverty, the ozone layer etc.
Ok, the fact that you're serious about this, beyond all doubt, even in the face of the AUTHOR debunking your theories, makes me fear for the human race.
Your an idoit.All of these petition signers are against you dumbass. Also, that is not JKR in #260...she would have know to spell the words right...also, stop making fun of ppl's names...when yours is OTTER SNOW. It's sad to know how stupid someone can be. The answer for R/HR has been dancing in front of you naked wearing Dobbys tea cozzy. Go read the books you dumbass.
Have a nice day.
"...the few Ron/Hermione shippers (the truly "delusional" ones)..."
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You want an apology for being called delusional, yet you use the term to describe people who have an opposing view to yours.
Pot. Kettle. Black. Need I say more?
Well yes, actually, I have more to say. I'm NOT a Hermione/Ron shipper, nor am I a Hermione/Harry shipper. I thouroughly enjoy the books because they have many interesting stories woven into one great masterpiece. By not being a Hermione/Harry shipper, does that make me any less of a "true" fan? I find that downright insulting, and on behalf of all non-Hermione/Harry shippers, I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FROM YOU.
What right do you have to tell the author of a book what she should write? The story comes from J.K. Rowling's own imagination, not yours, so please, shut up. If you don't like the way the romantic storylines are turning out, WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN BOOK!
Personally, I'm a fan of the good ship "Sermione", but let's be realistic, Professor Snape and Hermione are NOT going to get together. I'm not about to bombard Ms. Rowling with a ridiculous petition demanding that they get together in book seven.
For goodness sake, Hermione/Harry shippers aren't the only ones who read these books, therefore they are not the only one's with opinions that count. Don't be so foolish and pigheaded to believe that they are.
"If you care about Harry Potter, you would realize he is more than a fictional character but actually the creation of millions of imaginations, the imaginations of millions of readers who have conceived him as they read the books."
so why do you think warner brothers paid millions of dollars for certain Harry Potter rights? Why do you think fanfictions made such as the ones in fanfiction.net have DISCLAIMERs on them?...
It's because Harry Potter in its entirity was made, created AND is owned by JK Rowling. That's why people make sure they say they don't own any of the characters or plots from the HP series hun.. so they don't get sued
I've read that one. It's really good. Psycologically deep with solid arguments and quotes from all first five books. Every H/Hr Shipper (delusional as snowy or not) should read it so you won't only accept book 6 but see why it's come to that as well.
Um, excuse me, but what are you all people talking about?! I am a lesbian! I don't like either Ron nor Harry and I've been having a secret affair with Parvati ever since the third book. Good Lord, I thought it had been perfectly obvious all along! I mean, all the clues Jo left for you readers and you still think I'm straight?! Honestly! Why don't you actually read the books through and cease all this madness. I'm a dyke, Ron and Harry? Gross! No, thank you.
Tiffi, that was beautiful! I wonder what snowy will say next? I think you need to hang around some more, just to let her have it! :)
She is delusional!! (Go Emerson and Melissa!)
Thanks, Tiff, I thought it amusing myself.
So.... 'Snowy'.... when you present this... 'petition'... that has backfired on you, that has so many signatures, yes, but not more than five comments favouring you... how long do you think it will take for Rowling to glance at it, laugh and move on with her life (you know, taking care of her new baby, continuing with Harry's search of the Horcruxes and developing Ron and Hermione's romance, that sort of thing)? Five... 8 minutes tops?
LOL, that was just too damn easy!!
QUOTE: "HOW DARE YOU????"
How dare I indeed? The nerve of me! I shock myself!! *trembles under the furious words of snowy*
QUOTE: "Why should I have to prove myself to anyone, especially someone with such a dumb name."
Awww, how sweet, she feels she doesn't need to prove herself! The security in her delusion is amazing! And my 'name' (aka alias) is 'dumb'! That told me, didn't it? Ouch.
QUOTE: "I mean really, Tiffi? Are you a poodle or something??"
Why yes, I am a poodle!! If by poodle you mean I'm white and fluffy and beautiful and somewhat vain, of course. I know you wouldn't be so silly as to call me a poodle as in the breed of dog, as everyone knows that poodles don't have fingers, therefore cannot use keyboards. Also, they cannot actually read. Or write. Or use English at all. But I congratulate you on your cleverly hidden attempt to call me a bitch.
QUOTE: "I am not delusional."
This is what shrinks call, 'denial', everyone. It's one of the five stages of grief.
QUOTE: "Now, leave this petition."
Oh great and wonderful snowy, I shall happily scamper off into the sunset because you told me to 'leave this petition'. I totally care about and respect your every opinion.(THAT was SARCASM, snowy, as emphasized by the fact that I am NOT leaving this petition ... it is much too fun!)
QUOTE: "You obviously don't support it and are delusional yourself."
Well done! You learnt to notice ANVIL-sized hints! I do not support this petition!! Now, try rereading HP, as Jo suggested, and maybe you'll see the R/Hr joy! I'm ignoring the 'y
HOW DARE YOU????
Why should I have to prove myself to anyone, especially someone with such a dumb name. I mean really, Tiffi? Are you a poodle or something??
I am not delusional. Now, leave this petition. You obviously don't support it and are delusional yourself.
BAN BOOK 7
Prove it, snowy, go on, PROVE IT!!!
That you're the real snowy, I mean, not that I'm stupid, coz that's not exactly difficult to prove - depending on what your definition of 'stupid' is, obviously.
Say something delusional and maybe then I'll believe it's really you. Insult my name. Go on. Tell me it's stupid, or something equally witty and cutting.
(Not that Tiffi is my real name or anything, as I really don't want angry delusionals hunting me down and eating me with cheese and crumpets.)
Awww how cute, out of the MILLIONS of Harry Potter fans...tens of twenties still want Harry and Hermione to get together! To bad it will never happen....
This petition truly is the saddest thing.
You're going to stop reading a beloved book series because Hermione didn't go with who you wanted her to go with.
In response to Snowy's reply to my email:
No, I really wouldn't give anything for your life. I'm quite happy living OUTSIDE THE ASYLUM. If you think ANYONE would want to take over your sad existence for you (which, I'm sure, YOU at least would love), you are very much mistaken. I don't like being called delusional, see, but I never have been called delusional, as I know what I'm talking about when it comes to Harry Potter. Harry/Hermione was never going to happen, so just get over it. And you know, you ARE a stupid, selfish, arrogant, ungrateful BRAT, because only someone like that would be complaining over something as nominal and inane as this, rather than be grateful that there even IS Harry Potter in the first place.
And instead of replying stupidly to EVERYONE'S emails, why don't you actually try addressing what they're saying? Oh, wait, I know why. Because you're a delusional BITCH.
Authors write books, you people just read them. You have no influence over someone else's story. Besides it's common knowledge that Harry is absolutely gay and would have no interest in girls.
Folks who have never had a significant other shouldn't dictate how fictional romances should be penned.
Oh my! My child's godfather's boss's friend's son's teacher's ex-prisonmate was involved deeply in Moranism. I cannot believe this happened! Please, no one hurt themselves again- I'll change the book, all right?
Again this is terrible news... I know I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Greeting!
I just wanted to let you know that there are hundreds (if not thousands) of people who support your petition! We have reviewed all the information presented by all parties, and have concluded that, yes, indeed Harry and Hermione were meant for each other.
The problem is... we are all a member of a little known religion called Moranism. It is against our relegion to look at a computer moniter while it is turned on. The penalty is self-inflicted death. I've got a dagger and a good portion of poison if that doesn't work with me right now, to use after I'm done. Just remember, there are people like me willing to die for this cause!
I am now ready to pass into the land of Cremeolion! Good-bye cruel world!
Please support this petition in remembrance of me!
You people are the biggest group of losers I have ever seen. I guess you have nothing better to do with your life than bitch about stuff you have no control over. Online petitions don't count for shit.
this is the stupidest thing ever. Get over it. H/Hr is not canon, it's fanon. There's nothing wrong with fanon, but why are you going to get upset with JKR? They're HER books, not yours! And for real, THEY'RE JUST BOOKS! STOP GETTING SO EMOTIONAL! I love the books just as much as the next HP Fanatic, but I'm not going out of control because Ron got with Lavender at one point, holy crap. And with things like this, you're letting Emerson win like "Not signing" said. You are becoming delusional. And banning book 7? Go ahead. I'm sure JKR won't be too upset to lose a few pathetic fans because they don't like the way things turned out. Again, they're HER books, HER world, it goes HER way. She's not gonna change anything just because you whine about the outcome. She's had this planned for YEARS. And no, movies are not canon because if you didn't notice, they leave A LOT of stuff out and Steve Kloves is a total Hermione!Fanboy, so a lot of other people get downplayed. Not H/Hr being over-played. So ban the book all you want, but, why ship H/Hr after that if you're banning the books that the CHARACTERS were created with? That's kind of DELUSIONAL.
Yeah right, like you'll really avoid reading book seven. You guys are just digging yourself into a deeper hole. Petitions, websites, countless e-mails...Emerson's right..you guys ARE delusional.
yeah, since it's pretty obvious that this thing isn't a real petition (about 98% of the signatures are making fun of the creator of the petition, and most people are signing under aliases), i can sign without feeling that i'm actually contributing. find me one quote supporting a harry/hermione romance. one quote from the book. i'll tell you what, since you're so confident that harry and hermione are all over the books, and ron and hermione are nonexistant, i'll make a deal with you. you find me one quote supporting a harry/hermione romance, and i'll find one quote supporting a ron/hermione romance. we can use anything from the books or an interview with jo (no, we're not on a first name basis, but it's sure as hell better than calling her jrk (as the oh so clever pumpkinhead came up with).
good luck on finding that quote, you're gonna need it.
Hmmm...Well I find this extremly amusing, considering that I"m not the person who created this site and pitition. Don't you find it odd that I can impersonate you? So, I'm sorry, but untill JKR says on her own website, that you are right, then I won't believe for a second that she actually commented on here. And you do realize, that in legal terms, this pitition would be null and void because you can only have each person sign ONCE. And that you aren't alloud alias'?
And you must be horrible at english, because you cannot write a decent paper without cold, hard facts. Your argument holds about as much water as a rock.
Hey snowy, why don't you try ANSWERING people's questions. WHAT PROOF IS IN THE BOOKS about a romantic H/Hr relationship? ANd don't say "it's in the books," or "I've read the books," because that's not an answer.What chapters, quotes, or page numbers from the books support your theories.
And by the way? The movies are not canon, so don't start trying to point to scenes from the movies because they don't count - not that anything in the movies points to a H/Hr pairing, either, anyway.
let me get this straight.....you never read the books......yet you try to talk the talk and when it comes down you have no idea how to walk the walk. So you told me that i shouldn't impersonate a taleted person when you did it yourself......and you didn't even have the sense to read her works before you started this petition. Now who needs professtional help
Scribbles, I've changed my mind. Because your post was a lot less rude than others I've received, I'm going to answer your questions.
First of all, I'm not 10, I'm 15.
1. That interview has been tainted by the personal views of Emerson and Melissa. Therefore it can't be relied on as accurate.
2. I confess, I myself posted as JKR, as she SHOULD have done after she messed up book six.
3. Harry and Hermione should be together forever! I'm basing this on the movies (I've haven't ACTUALLY read the books yet). Dan and Emma would be soooo cute together. Rupert is ugly, and not very smart.
4. JKR will react EXACTLY as you predicted.
5. Actually, there is only one signer of this petition, me. I've been signing it as other people (pumpkinhead, harmonie, JKR, etc).
6. Snape IS a vampire, LV IS Harry's father, and Lupin really is James taking polyjuice potion.
7. (comes after six, since you've forgotten) I've lost approximately 2 million braincells since I started this.
By the way:
HOW DARE YOU???
Your name is totally stupid!
does anyone else think its really easy to post something under the name jkr, who by the way has always said that she never posts stuff on fan sites (or in this case petitions) anyone who is a true potter fan will know this and thats why you are not fooling anyone snowy, cuz if you knew anything you'd know that if it really was her she wouldn't sign your petition she'd say something about it on her website which she doesn't. Have a nice day!
Okay, I realize that because you are only like, 10 years old, that you are only capable of responding in stupid ways (It's perfectly understandable after reading your, um, so-called petition) So, I would appreciate it if you could respond seperately to each of the following numerical points.
1) JKR actually came out and said, Hermione and Ron will get together (in that interview)
2) Do you have any proof that Jo actually was the one who posted on your petition?
3) Do you have any non-personal-reason why Hermione/Harry should get together? (Like, actual evidence)
4) How do you think JKR would react once receiving your petition? "OH MY GOSH! You're totally right! I am so stupid for actually thinking I can write whatever I want in my own books! I completely agree that you should control everything that goes on. While I'm at it, I'll bring Sirius and Dumbledore back to life, just like you probably want. Thanks SO much for enlightening me!"
5) You always talk about how you're proud that your petition is growing, while, at the same time, you have VERY few actual Hermione/Harry fans writing. If you take away all of those fans that think that you're - Dare I say it? - delusional, then you'll have like, 11 people in your petition. If you're planning on taking legal action, this petition will be worth as much as runny chicken shit.
6) You are the exact type of person that both Emerson, AND Jo think about when they said "Delusional". You are also probably the type of fan who tries to find evidence that Snape is a Vampire, or that Voldemort is Harry's father, or that Lupin is really James with a Polyjuice potion.
Whatever number comes after 6, too many braincells have been destroyed due to your own stupidity) Is my name REALLY stupid? I mean, come on! Scribbles??
So, although I know you
1. I liked Harry and Ginny together. I get the feeling that when all this is over, they will get back together, and have a lovely happily ever after.
2. I'm rather sick of all you people who were hoping so much for particular ships that won't stop b*tching and moaning. You're going to have to get over the fact that canon now contradicts your silly little fantasies. Before book four, I was actually a Harry/Hermione shipper... but after I realized that was not her intention at all. In my opinion, the majority of you are ungrateful little pipsqueaks. You wouldn't have anything to whine about if it weren't for canon. You talk about hating JK, which disgusts me. It's her baby, her brain-child. Suck it up and move on.
Long live canon!
PS. Before you insult my name, here's an explanation, before you use it in one of your brilliant retorts-
Yuna: Main character of Final Fantasy X/X-2
Kitty: I like cats
2987: A top secret number. (My birthday)
And as for, "how could I???"-
I respect the author. Cheers!
ROTFL! I've been laughing for over five minutes at this excuse of a petition. It's JKR's Books, NOT yours, she's been planning R/HR and H/G for 15 years, do you seriously think she'll change it because you can't stop bitching about the pairing? "How Dare You" insult Harry Potter fans like this? There are millions of ships out there that were never made canon, but do you see them complaining?NO! It's just you! I know what you're going to say: I'm stupid, I'm crazy, I'm delusional...but that just proves how immature you are. Right after I sign this, I'm going to send the link to my Harry Potter Fan friends so they could get a good laugh. R/H and H/G forever!
P.S.:Insult me in any way and that proves how immature you are. Get over it!
I think this petition will really change JKR's mind. Yeah, you keep fighting the good fight. I'm going to go lie in the highway so people won't pollute the earth with burnt fossil fuels.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what in the WORLD makes you think you could ban a book that you have no influence over from publishing?!
clearly, you are here to entertain us.
btw, (just to piss you off) RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!
Hey, Pumpkinhead, I just want to let you know that I think you're the stupidest person that ever lived. There was no "bandwagon" that the R/Hr shippers were forcing her to jump on. She's had R/Hr planned for FIFTEEN YEARS. You're just too ignorant and blind to see that you were wrong. Face it, R/Hr won out. Harmony has sunk. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and just get over it.
LMAO!!! This is great, it truly is. I'm half convinced it is a joke, but hey, if it isn't, that's even better. I find it very amusing that you are so completely obsessed with H/Hr...I agree with most of the other people here, you need a therapist. And yes, I know what you're going to say, it's me who needs the therapist. Actually, I've already got one, quite a nice lady. Oh yes, I'm also well aware that I have a stupid name. That's the point, actually. I suppose the only comeback you have left would be to call me an idiot...which, in that case, I might be, but remember, it takes one to know one. Good day to you.
