NEW FUN LIST ON MUGGLENET! Okay, I'm in the middle of reading HBP for the third time, so I may have to refer to this list in the future to start checking up on myself. 15 ways to know you've read HBP too many times Guaranteed to..er, prove your insanity? By Janet Gilroy This list may contain spoilers! You need to stop reading HBP when you.. 1. Are still wearing black in mourning. 2. Ask your parents if the death of anyone you know is listed in the Obituary. 3. ..don't explain yourself when they ask who died. 4. Repeatedly report to the police that you know where Snape is hiding. 5. Keep repeating under your breath "the locket..the cup..the snake..something of Gryffindor or Ravenclaw's.." 6. Practice nonverbal spells. 7. Draw an extremely detailed Marauder's Map and obsessively check it to see where Malfoy is. 8. Try to apparate and insist that you just need to get the hang of it. 9. ..mutter the "three D's" under your breath while you practice. 10. Comment to people that you enjoyed Dumbledore's Army because it was like having friends. 11.Randomly yell "He will only be gone from the school when none here are loyal to him!" during class. 12. ..refuse to explain what you mean/who you're talking about. 13. Fire arrows in tribute to Dumbledore. 14. Proudly tell anyone who will listen that you are Dumbledore's man/woman through and through. 15. Write up/read lists like this one.

*says prayer for victims of Katrina and Tammy's friend* Finally, I'm able to get back on the computer! My dad hasn't been letting me on very often. He says I'm spending too much time on here. Maybe so, but I'm still on summer vacation and this chatro- er- petition is just so gosh darn addictive! I didn't get to post my quote of the day yesterday. Sorry bout that. But I've got today's. GINEVRA'S HP QUOTE OF THE DAY: [talking about Inferi in DADA...] "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'" HBP

Dangit! Okay. Never mind me messing up the petition. Just.. forget you ever saw those last four posts.

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Oops! Didn't mean to press enter. I'm not done.

*says prayer for victims of Katrina and Tammy's friend* Finally, I'm able to get back on the computer! My dad hasn't been letting me on very often. He says I'm spending too much time on here. Maybe so, but I'm still on summer vacation and this chatro- er- petition is just so gosh darn addictive! I GINEVRA'S HP QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Hey, guys, don't make fun of me just because I like Ginny.

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Yes i admitted it was a false alarm. i'm still embarassed about that. Apparently I couldn't get to it. SORRY EVERYONE! LOOKS LIKE WE"VE STILL GOTTA LONG WA TO GO IN THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY!

I still think: P/M RUUUUUUUULES !

You guys really are delusional. we actually wanted H/Hr but we're not going to abandon all of our senses and fight a hopeless fight. Take my advice, get a life. Rock on, Emerson

"...will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications." ...well, guess its a good thing for JKR that it's the LAST BOOK, then, huh? This is sad, just get over it. It's her story, not yours, and no one is going to change the story that she's had in her head for ages now, so deal with it.

Willy Wonka- the petition is totally still up.

Are you guys serious? You think one of the best selling authors of our time is going to change what she has probably had mapped out since the beginning because you guys are pouting about it? Do you know how ridiculous you are making the Harry Potter fandom seem? You think her book sales are going to suffer because you H/H shippers don't buy her next book? That's the funniest and saddest thing I ever heard.

A million signatures huh? Good luck with that.

Riiiiiiight. Deeeeluuuusionaaaaallll!! !

prophet and snape, you guys are sad.

Um... clearly Harry and Hermione AREN'T destined for each other, or their romantic relationship would have been in the PUBLISHED BOOKS! Get. Over. It.

Do you even have any real signatures?

Me again ... forgot something. If you just go to the Petition Spot search engine, and type in "Harry and Hermione" you'll get a bunch of petitions that are waging war against this one. GO to all of THEM instead and sign them, then maybe dear Snowy here will be outnumbered!! PS: I don't think the "Make Pie Not War" petition appeared on the search page, but some of the other petitions have links to it. HERMIONE LOVES RON

All. Of. You. Are. Ridiculous.

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Sorry for the swearing. I know I myself have complained about it here before. BTW I agree with Dumbledore. ;D

Heya guys lets go to the PIE petition- ya all know the address, or mayb the canweallgetalong one please? Lete's not waste MORE fucking time on this thing. Wotcher Willy Wonka.

I DIED and you're thinking about THIS? I may have well have committed suicide!

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Everytime you say 'delusional' a Harry/Hermione shipper DIES. Bwahahahaha.

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This is the stupest thing I've ever heard of. Saying " It's Ron and Hermione" is not insulting. Where are your parents? Why are they letting you use the computer?

Wow, who would have ever thought people would ban the seventh book, this is actually big news to me... You'd think people would get on with their own lives now... Ah well, such is the life of delusional people.

um i'm Muslim. i'm disagreeing with wat u said, prophet and snape. Its not true. Islam is a pure religion and i don't know what made to think like that. besides, this is a whole different petition issue. Leave Muslims alone. terrorists did 9/11 and those people are not real Muslims.

IF HARRY FUCKS HERMIONE, THE TERRORISTS WIN! BAN BOOK SEVEN JUST IN CASE!

Muhammad personally violated each of the Ten Commandments. The Qur?fan orders Muslims to follow Muhammad?fs example in the 33rd surah and yet the Sira shows that Muhammad was a pedophile, incestuous, a rapist, a womanizer, fornicator, adulterer, assassin, mass murderer, pirate, thief, kidnapper, slave trader, terrorist and liar. The notion that it is loving to ignore and tolerate demonic religions and false doctrines is lunacy. Yahweh tells us that it is why the world is in such a mess. The most compassionate thing that we can do is to expose and condemn the false teachings of dogmas that damn and destroy. We prevent them from damning and destroying others and occasionally, we free a soul from Satan?fs grasp. Muslims will have no way of understanding the sacrificial love of Yahweh and His desire for a relationship until they are free of the deception that is Islam.

ALLAH WAS REALLY A PIG MUHAMMAD TOOK RECTAL PLEASURE WITH! HE THEN SWITCHED TO FUCKING LITTLE GIRLS! ISLAM IS A BIG JOKE ON ALL OF HUMANITY! SNAPE DID 9.11 AND KATRINA!

g2g, bye

and as if we actually WANTED her to change her mind....HONESTLY......*sh akes head in concern for the future of the human race*

Pfft. A if she's going to be threatened by this petition

Why are you shitheads using this as a chatboard? Don't you want JK Rowling to read this and change her mind and write the next book totally about Hawwy and Hewminee gitting mawwied 4 ever and ever zomg!!!11????///??

G2G

With many exploding Snowballs and Jack-o-Lanterns!

Yeah, with the oompa-loompa backup dancers!

I can just see it now: Willy Wonka and the Thugettes!

Maybe I'll be brave enough to attempt writing my own song...I'll have to see though

Maybe I'll be brave enough to attempt writing my own song...I'll have to see though

Maybe you should make a music video!

They are doing just dandy, and I'm looking forward to new songs to teach them (hint hint)

Harry + Hermoine = love!

How are the Oompah Loompah's coming along?

S'allright, and Joe, it's nighttime outside

No, unfortunately she doesn't.

you people are really really sad. didn't you enjoy the existing books? that is because a certain author that isn't any of you has talent. It's her story, not yours.

well, EX-CUSE ME, joe, there happens to be no grass out side and just sand! and i happen to LIKE being on the ******* computer for the time being, thank you very much!

I just spurted all over my keyboard after reading your petition.

hi ya'll. doesn't ur grandma have a computer, levi?

GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER RIGHT NOW. GO OUTSIDE. THERE'S GRASS OUT THERE... GRASS! GO WALK IN IT!

If you're talking about Fenrir's cousin Snowy Greyback, I got lucky enough to miss her

Really...did you talk to any suspicious wolves along the way?

At... My Grandma's House!

Hello levi304! Where've you been?

Hello?

YAY! I'm back!

SNAPE/HERMIONE FOREVER!!!!

I love how people can get mad at the person who created the characters they feel so strongly about.

Yeah...but hey, I love Spamalot as much as the next person, so I couldn't resist.

um, ok. last time i checked, kuro was the only sane one on this site. anyone seen her/him? (he or she?) you just got on like 5 sec. ago, didn't you, wonka?

LOL WHAT.

Canon is as canon does, bay-bee. I say, we need a petition for Luna/Pettigrew! OBVIOUSLY, that is the only relationship that could possibly matter. Ooh, and Hagrid/Macnair. So romantic.

You are all a bunch of fucking nerds. It's a goddamn children's book, if you're getting worked up over two FUCKING FICTIONAL (READ: NOT REAL) PEOPLE getting together or not getting together you should just kill yourself because you are beyond pathetic. I'm dead serious. Go get up and climb on top of your roof right now and jump off the highest point, preferably onto something sharp.

eee, this is fun.i shoudl sign things more often.yaya! he calls the mansion not a house but a tomb he's always choking from the stench and the fume.the wedding party all collasped in the room so send my resignation to the bride and the groom.let''s go down!this elevator only goes up to ten, he's not arougn he's always looking at men. b;ah blah...NARF!!whatever that means.hm...

Aquamar: I'm all alooooooone Willy Wonka: Oh, NO YOU'RE NOT Aquamar: Quite, all alooooone Willy Wonka: I'm HERE YOU TWOT!

*singing to myself*..."i'm all alone, there's no one here beside meeee" *thinking* *singing again* "i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedillydee, there they are a-standing in the road. (bum, bum, bum) big ones! small ones! ones as big as your head!"......

kuro??????? where are you??????

what the heck does 'narf' mean? and why do you like exorcism so much, pinky?

exorcism will light up your life ! try it ! NARF !

he does look like a pirate. did you like fictionpress? and yes, this site was univalible to me too, i had to go to snowy's site (the pain!!!!the agony!!!!!!!!) :) to get back here. yeah, nway, i guess cho has a habit of leaving w/o saying anything.

if you have exorcism, you don't need anything else. NARF !

MOAH, did that just happen to me or was this site temporarily not available ? I was not able to view it for some reason o__O... strange thing ! However, sorry aqua for leaving you alone that time, I didn't know Cho left as well ^^. About the movie, Cho started this discussion, but doesnt's matter. I don't like moodys Eye too, I mean, look at him, he looks like some kind of weird pirate ore somethin' !

exorcism? going back to what cho said before, the whole "moody does not have his blue electric seeing-through-anything" eye is really sad cause that was a pretty cool invention of JKR's. what other things did you notice different from the GOF moveie?

exorcism is fun, NARF !

...facing the truth, we are not new, and we are so abandoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.. .. *continues singing*

hey kuro, i was alone yesterday after you guys left to check ou fictionpress. go back a couple pages to see what i wrote if you want.

*gets out guitar* *sings along with some Blast-Ended Skrewts and the Whomping Willow* We are so alone on this petition, la, la la, la la la, la, but we guess this is our mission, la, la, la la la, la la....

*still sings* La, la, da, da, du, du, I am so alone at this petition, posting and find oneself abandoned, la, la, la, la...

I can't believe a petition was made because of something as silly as this. I seriously hope that eventually you'll stop crying into your pillow at night just because Hermione is interested in Ron. GET OVER IT.

La, la, la, la la la la, la *sings*...

Maybe I should read PoA again -.- ! Sorry, but I didn't remember that scene anymore. Thanks for helping ^^ !

At the end of the book, hermione fails part of her DADA exam by running away from a boggart that had turned into McGonagall telling her that she had failed all her exams.

Not Harry/Hermione, let's make a petition for: HARRY AND LION-O FROM TEH THUNDERCATS!

Hello o.O ? Anybody here ?

God, I've just realized something... in book 3, PoA, JKR told us what Ron saw in front of the boggart. He saws a spider. But it was never said what Hermione was seeing ! Do you think JKR did that because of a special reason?

I hate TV soaps! Harry Potter is *not* a TV soap. Shame on them!

Cho, I was wondering about that whole dress-thingy too ! JKR never wrote anything about Hermione or any other girl wearing a dress at the yuleball and I agree with you in that point that it REALLY looks a little bit "high-schoolish". You can see this a lot in all those soap operas, telling the distress and sorrows of teens and their boring, so common life that it starts to hurt >.< !

And what's about moody? His eye-strap *really* turns me off!

Cheryl, you are speaking out of my soul! What's all this? First Durmstrangs. Why do they look like Soviet soldiers with all those caps and so on? Aren't they supposed to wear red cloaks? And at the yuleball Hermione is *honestly* wearing a blue dress? DRESS??? She sould wear a blue cloak, JKR never wrote anything of a dress. Or did I miss that? It's so girlish!

The one thing I want to know is: IS SHE BEING AT RISK BECAUSE OF THAT HURRICAN >< ??? She did not tell me where exactly in the states she's living (or maybe I was a dumbass and have forgot it ^^°) and so I have no clue if she's in danger or not and I am so "OMG WTF SHALL I DO o____O ?????"... you may tell...

And what things are you talking about, Cho? hehe I've seen the trailers and just from that I've seen things that didn't happen in the books, i.e. Beuxbatons aren't meant to dance their wat into the Great Hall, Durmstrang aren't meant to do a huge gymnastics display, and the first task isn't meant to be at the top of a freking mountain!! lol

Still wanna talk about GoF movie! Has nobody except of *me* noticed that there are so much things in the movie that aren't in the books? I'am really talking about *things* here!