Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. That was Douglas Adams.
Incidently, I think I may be developping a crush on you, Ginevra, as I have a sudden urge to find the Pres and tear him limb... from... limb...
I'd like to read some of him.
Have you ever tried Arthur C. Clarke? His style's a lot different that Dahl or Adams, but he is AMAZING I suggext seeing the movie 2001 before reading the book though. The movie is one of my top ten favorites.
Or am I? ...
I'm sorry to say that I haven't read anything of Rhoald Dahl other than CATCF, oh and a teacher read some of BFG to us once but never finished it. If I was I bit younger, I'd love to read the whole thing.
I take it in school, and I'm actually a girl (I just call myself WW because I just saw CATCF and it was fresh in my mind when I posted my first signature) Hopefully that doesn't disturb you.
So WW, tell me about yourself, and not in French cus I want to reach a proper understanding. (I didn't understand last time you talked about it in
french.) Where do you come from? How old are you and how did you come to learn French?
By the way, since Cheryl is always reposting her song, I'll repost mine.
Tell us that we're militant
And shoot us in the head
Tell us that we're violent
And stab us till we're dead
Tell us that we're homophobes
And call us "effing" gay
Tell us that we're racist;
Chase our colored ass away
We'll all know you're a hypocrite
Your brain is made of poo
I hate to use a cliché
But we're rubber and you're glue
We just don't care what you shall say
Because you are an ass
You're far away from Mensa
And you're smoking magic grass
We're the mighty R/H shippers
We like to use our brains
Don't try to think too hard or it
Will cause you lots of pain
Prove to us that you are smart
And that your brain's not dead
You're otherwise delusional
Snowy and Pumpkinhead
By the way, even though I don't do the forums, can those whose sigs include, "Hail so and so-leaders of the good fight for sanity," can I also be included?
Vous les porcs. Vous la petite larve vulgaire. Vous ne savez pas que vous soyez pathétique ? Vous le sac sans valeur de saleté. Comme nous disons dans Texas, je vous parierai ne pourrait pas verser de pisse d'une botte avec les instructions sur le talon. Vous êtes un ulcère. Une plaie qui ne partira pas. J'embrasserais plutôt un avocat qu'est vu avec vous.
Vous êtes un démon et un lâche, et vous avez la mauvaise haleine. Vous êtes dégénéré, nocif et dépravé. Je me sens avili juste pour savoir vous existez. Je tout méprise de vous. Vous êtes un protohominid sanglant de corniaud de bleu de nardless la caricature chromosomiquement aberrante d'un coprophagic cloacal l'écume d'étang parasitaire et je souhaite que vous partiriez.
Vous êtes une masse de putrescence, un vomi de promenade. Vous êtes un petit mériter de ver invertébré rien mais le mépris le plus profond. Vous êtes une secousse, un cao, une belette. Votre vie est un monument à la stupidité. Vous êtes une puanteur, une révulsion, un grand suce sur un citron aigre.
Vous êtes un idiot qui bêle, un tituber caillé le nain mutant a maculé richement avec les effluents et les abats accompagnant votre prétendue naissance dans ce monde. Un mollet insensible et clignotant, significatif à personne, abandonné par le vomissure-bave, riant nerveusement des bêtes qui vous ont engendré et s'est tué alors dans la reconnaissance de ce qu'ils avait fait.
Je jamais se remettrai de l'embarras d'appartenir à l'espèce pareille comme vous. Vous êtes un monstre, un monstre, un malformity. Je vomis à l'a pensé très de vous. Vous avez tout l'appel d'une coupure en papier. Les lépreux vous évitent. Vous êtes vil, sans valeur, moins que rien. Vous êtes une mauvaisee herbe, un mycète, la lie de cette terre. Et ai-t-je mentionné vous sent ? .
Si vous n'êtes pas idiot, vous avez fait un effort de niveau in
I'm back. And you know, Hr/R Forever, we oppose this petition if you haven't noticed. And yes, valid petitions do not usually have more than one signature per person, which leads me to believe that this will never be upheld as a valid petition. And that belief is what justifies my multiple signings of this petition -- along with the belief that this can hardly be called a petition any longer. This, Hr/H Forever, is what is known as a chatroom.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into
HAHA YOU GUYS SUCK, Hr/R FOREVER!!! You'll never get enough signitures, and she won't apologize, she doesn't have to, she's the creator and has her right to her opinion.
PS Signitures should only be allowed 1 per person, that how it works
Grey Lady- Destination, Determination, Deliberation, duh! I'm obsessive like that...
Okay. I was told to only go on the computer for half an hour. So unfortunatey I gtg. Keep up the good fight!
Stop the insanity!
Ginevra
P.S. SWEDISH FISH FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT SNOWY
P.S.S SUPPORT BOOK 7!
LOL, Ginevra! I haven't seen that one...
Sounds like me! Except... I can't remember the three D's.... I know one was determination... I FEEL SO HORRIBLE NOW!!!! *cries*
And this new Fun List that I've posted on here in the past has been updated for the THIRD time! I just love this list.
91 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter
Guaranteed to tick them off!
Started by Yvette, and continued by countless fans!
This list may contain spoilers!
1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.
2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.
3. Quote Dobby.
4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.
5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.
6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.
7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.
8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.
9. Start singing a sorting hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.
10. Make them play Quidditch with you.
11.Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.
13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.
14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.
15. Throw a fit if others don't use these names.
16. Draw round glasses and lightnigh bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across..in permanent marker.
17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.
18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becom
