Signatures #4400 through #4500 for the Harry and Hermione are destined for each other petition
Ginevra said 08/31/05, 11:15 pm (verified)
For more on what the conversation missing was about, check out page 83 and 84.
#4500

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 11:15 pm (verified)
Well she deletes R/H evidence to try and prove her case, deleting other posts wouldn't surprise me.
#4499

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 11:14 pm (verified)
I don't think so. I think she only only deletes posts when she's really pissed off.
#4498

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 11:13 pm (verified)
*gets down on knees*
#4497

Cho said 08/31/05, 11:13 pm (verified)
Yeah Gin, you're right! But actually my name is written (if you write it in latin letters) "chou". But "chou" could be totally mispronounced depending on your mother-tongue in your country, so "cho" is the much better way to write it that the people will speak it out the right way.
#4496

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 11:12 pm (verified)
I reckon she's going to delete any post that doesn't have snowy abuse so she can make us all look militant
#4495

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 11:12 pm (verified)
If you think Lord of the Flies was bad, I demand you get down on your KNEES and thank the Good Lord you don't have to read Sophie's World. What it is is a poorly-disguised textbook on the history of philosophy. For about every two chapters devoted to the philosophies of obscure people, there is about half a paragraph devoted to the actual plot of the book, which would have been interesting if it wasn't suffocating under A FREAKING PHILOSOPHY LECTURE.
#4494

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 11:11 pm (verified)
Yeah, you should do that Cheryl. I only witnessed that one major time she did it but I wouldn't doubt her doing it other times.
#4493

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 11:09 pm (verified)
Has snowy been deleting all the posts that give R/H evidence? I thought I saw a lot of that disappear. When I post my massive essay of evidence, I'll do a print-screen for when she deletes it
#4492

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 11:07 pm (verified)
You might have missed Kuro's gender post because it may have been one of the posts deleted by Snowy. She deleted this whole conversation we had on page 48. She deleted like 50 sigs between 2369 and 2370.
#4491

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 11:07 pm (verified)
I despised Lord of the Flies, it was like: walk around the island. Walk around some more. Still walking around the island. Still walking around island. Slowly losing sanity walking round island...
#4490

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 11:05 pm (verified)
Really? I liked Lord of the Flies (true we had to read it for english class but still...) If you want boring books, try The Odyssey in all its unabridged glory. Only Homer could make an adveturous tale of a man risking life and limb to return home as dry as the Nevada Desert
#4489

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 11:05 pm (verified)
Really? I liked Lord of the Flies (true we had to read it for english class but still...) If you want boring books, try The Odyssey in all its unabridged glory. Only Homer could make an adveturous tale of a man risking life and limb to return home as dry as the Nevada Desert
#4488

Cho said 08/31/05, 11:05 pm (verified)
WW, my "school" starts October 1st. I am half japanese, half european, guess where I am, harr harr. Crazy mix, huh?
#4487

aquamar said 08/31/05, 11:05 pm (verified)
cho, that is so cool. my real name obviosly isn't aqua, but i was born in japan, and so was one of my brothers, but i'm not allowed to be a japanese citizen b/c neither of my parents are Japanese. and i can't be president either (not that it really matters, i never really wanted to be president, actually) wow, it seems weird to me that ginny has to get dinner right now, it's 3:02 in the afternoon where i am. as for ron and hermione, i don't want to think about either of them dying, but if JKR will let dumby go, well i guess it's possible for ron or hermy. but i want them to get a good love scene first before won actually dies, or it would've all been for nothing.
#4486

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 11:04 pm (verified)
Cho - I don't want either to get killed off, but I think it'd be amazing from a literary point of view if one sacrifices themself for the other just as they find out that they both feel the same way about each other... I just think tragic moments are amazing. I love a good cry...
#4485

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 11:02 pm (verified)
I'm back. I'm eating here! And Cho, I actually like your name. It means butterfly in Japanese doesn't it. And once again WW is actually a girl.
#4484

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 11:01 pm (verified)
I think Snape will ultimately die for the Order. I just can't buy him being *truly* evil. It seems to obvious
#4483

Cho said 08/31/05, 11:01 pm (verified)
Cheryl, holy dear, NO! If you kill either Hermy or Ron off, we will soon have another petition from militant R/Hr shippers (and Kuro would cry the whole night and day and, oh, you have no idea !)
#4482

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 11:01 pm (verified)
aquamar - I'm the same way with books, I don't like reading things I've been told to read. Doesn't help I've been told to read the most boring boks in the history of boring books - Lord of the Flies. If you want to visit Europe, I'd recommend Belgium, Spain, or France. 1984 is a novel. Post 4669 was me correcting typos in my last post, 4670 was WW asking cho about when she starts school. And since you haven't asked, I'm a girl :P
#4481

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 10:59 pm (verified)
Another one of Orwell's books. It's about life in a totalinarian future.
#4480

aquamar said 08/31/05, 10:57 pm (verified)
i guess freaks never sleep then, huh? whatever. i don't snowy really cares (oviously) who signs her stupid petition as long as she gets all her siggies. too bad. i usually go by ur guys's names to assume if ur a boy or girl. for instance, i think cho is a girl, ginerva is a girl, and for you, ww, i have to say i'm not really sure. Cheryl, i kinda like animal farm, but i think i would like it more if i didn't HAVE to read it and i didn't HAVE to write an essay on it. i mean, i'm addicted to reading, i really am, but i hate it when people FORCE me to read something. i like it when i can just read a good book off my own free will. as for where you live, hey, at least you get to live in the continent i'd love to even visit. what's 1984? my parents lived in Philly while my dad went to grad school there, i think. they really like it there. (SOOOO confused about post 4669 and 4670)
#4479

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 10:57 pm (verified)
OK, theory time. I think that either Ron or Hermione will die in book 7, and whoever it is will die saving the other. Any thoughts?
#4478

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:54 pm (verified)
Well Gin, funny thing is I *really* dislike HP Cho but unfortunately, that's indeed my name. That's so ironic. I am so not like Cho. Oh probably I missed that post where Kuro said she's a she. But doesn't matter anyway. Guessing genders is not my strong point as it seems. But BTW, her japanese name is taken for boys (okay, actually it's "black" in japanese).
#4477

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:53 pm (verified)
Oh, I'll be right back. I have to go get some dinner.
#4476

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:51 pm (verified)
Cho- Did you name yourself Cho because of your Asian descent, or are you caucasian and just like Cho, or is that your real name?
#4475

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 10:49 pm (verified)
yeah, how bout you?
#4474

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 10:49 pm (verified)
hear much about it here** I meant. Don't want to be labelled stupid because of typos
#4473

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:48 pm (verified)
Oh, and I'm from Pennsylvania right outside of Philly.
#4472

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 10:48 pm (verified)
Def. a good read, Animal Farm, and 1984 actually. It took me a while to like 1984, but I did.
#4471

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:48 pm (verified)
I am confused! Your school starts tomorrow (Sep 1st), right?
#4470

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 10:48 pm (verified)
I have no idea how many people died, we don't here much about it here...
#4469

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
Kuro's said she's a she. I foget sometimes b/c it sounds sort of like a boy's name. And until last night, I thought WW was a boy but she's a she!
#4468

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 10:47 pm (verified)
aquamar - animal farm is good, it's about the rise and fall of communism. hehe I felt so smart saying that. I'm from Bournemouth, England. Not fantastic, but we don't have a crime rate as high as London's.
#4467

aquamar said 08/31/05, 10:46 pm (verified)
hey Cheryl. do you know how many people died? or did everyone get out in time, since they pretty much had a good warning? it's too sad to think about!!!!
#4466

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 10:46 pm (verified)
Have you guys seen the fresh hell on pumpkinhead's blog>
#4465

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:44 pm (verified)
Oh, just saw that last part of post 4650. Aqua- I go back to school on the eighth and I just happen to know that that guy posting those really long weird sigs was on last night and the rest were mostly Harmonians.
#4464

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:43 pm (verified)
Hey Gin, how did you know Kuro's gender? Always thought she's a he but actually, I've the feeling Kuro could be everything of it, ha ha!
#4463

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 10:43 pm (verified)
As well as I, Cho
#4462

aquamar said 08/31/05, 10:42 pm (verified)
if anyone cares, i am from cali, excpt my truly divine wish is to move to london. cho, do you live in the US? where is EVERYONE from??? yeah, i always wait for the last minute to do things (is there any other way??) so i'm in Palm Springs on vacation and i have to read a book called "animal farm" and take notes on it, cuz i have to write an essay on the book on the first day of school. oohhh, the unfairness of beginning high school!!!!!! :(
#4461

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:41 pm (verified)
*pats Cheryl because of post # 4649*
#4460

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:40 pm (verified)
Um, Kuro's a she. But don't worry. I've called her a he by mistake too.
#4459

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 10:40 pm (verified)
20 feet I think :-(
#4458

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:38 pm (verified)
I know what U mean WW, I've seen the broken(!) highway on TV and I was "OMG WTF BROKEN HIGHWAY ?!?!?!?".
#4457

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:38 pm (verified)
Hi Cheryl. Yeah. I love that quote. ^^ I don't have to go back to school until the eighth. But I feel for al these people who start sooner. But I must admit I'm jealous of Cho!
#4456

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 10:38 pm (verified)
80% underwater?? How far underwater?
#4455

aquamar said 08/31/05, 10:37 pm (verified)
kuro's a he? whoa! what did we all talk about again? or what did you guys talk about to HIM? (and before i start getting confused even more, what are all your guys's genders?) when do you go to school ginny? and you've been on the whole day???!?! waiting for who??? kuro too?
#4454

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 10:37 pm (verified)
hehe I'm starting to worry that maybe nobody on here likes me, because every time I say hi, people all disappear...
#4453

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 10:36 pm (verified)
That thing is SCARY. Now people are openly looting stores, 80% of the city is underwater...this does not look good.
#4452

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:36 pm (verified)
Guess where I am living, he he!
#4451

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:35 pm (verified)
I am so happy that I DON'T have any friends living in New Orleans or near by. I would worry so much that I would die because of it! Katrina was the worst hurrican ever!
#4450

Cheryl said 08/31/05, 10:34 pm (verified)
hi everyone, simply corking to see you hehehehe. So many people start school tomorrow, it's just unfair. I start on Tuesday, and that's unfair too, since I'm too lazy to do my holiday homework ;) Any insanity from snowy recently?
#4449

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:34 pm (verified)
Where are you from Cho?
#4448

aquamar said 08/31/05, 10:33 pm (verified)
october 1st?? WOW, you are so freakin' lucky!!!!! when does ur school usually end? i have three little bros (no sisters, so sad) so i'm constanly watching them too....
#4447

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:33 pm (verified)
Oh sorry. I left for like two minutes and now everyone's finally on? Hardly anyone has been on all day. What the heck? Why is everyone going back to school so early?
#4446

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:31 pm (verified)
Aqua, that's some sort of fate I guess (about the leaving thing). But I won't leave cuz have to wait for Kuro until he's online cause I wanted to have a little chit-chat... ne?
#4445

aquamar said 08/31/05, 10:30 pm (verified)
yeah, whoever wrote those long parodies probably copied them a million times for each character, nonetheless, that still announces them as freaks. bye WW! do any of you live anywhere near where katrina hit? if so, i am worried about you as of the moment.
#4444

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:29 pm (verified)
Luckily, I don't have school tomorrow. School starts here at October 1st !
#4443

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:28 pm (verified)
Guh, have to look after my lil bro' !
#4442

aquamar said 08/31/05, 10:27 pm (verified)
CHo! spendid to see you too! as it happens, nearly evry time i'm here, you always leave! do you have school tomorrow too? *aqua's tears get ready to explode again, depending on Cho's response*
#4441

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:26 pm (verified)
MOAH, wat the... where did all you people suddenly appear? Hi aquamar, WW, Gin! What's going on here? So much freaks here today!
#4440

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 10:26 pm (verified)
Alas, I must go. FARE THEE WELL!
#4439

aquamar said 08/31/05, 10:24 pm (verified)
school tomorrow?!?!? *aquamar bursts into tears of liquid agony* i-i'm s-s-soo-hoo s-s-sor-ry-hy-hy!!! (i start a week from today) tomorrow's the first day of saptember!!! nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
#4438

Cho said 08/31/05, 10:24 pm (verified)
Well, seems like nobody's here except me. Sigh, as always on the wrong place at the wrong time. DUH!
#4437

aquamar said 08/31/05, 10:21 pm (verified)
splendid to see you, Ginerva, there are too many insane people on this website; so i have to check it out before i actually start talking. i like ur "quote for today" :)
#4436

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 10:20 pm (verified)
Nope, we're all here. Just getting ready for school tomorrow XD
#4435

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:18 pm (verified)
Where have all the sane people gone? Hello?
#4434

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:16 pm (verified)
And Pumkinhead, welcome back. Sorry. But, I am at a loss for what else to say to you. For, you are too delusional for words.
#4433

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:14 pm (verified)
Oh, and remember to pray for the victims of Katrina today. Many people are trapped without adequate water, food, and shelter.
#4432

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:11 pm (verified)
sorry *for WHEN
#4431

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 10:10 pm (verified)
Wow...There are a lot of odd people signing today. Well for the sane people come back here's: GINEVRA'S HP QUOTE OF THE DAY: (Harry, just being greeted by Percy) "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-" PoA
#4430

aquamar said 08/31/05, 9:54 pm (verified)
?
#4429

An Address from Harry Potter and Hermione Granger said 08/31/05, 5:52 pm (verified)
The following is a statement from Harry Potter: Listen you fucking pedophile, it will never happen! Hermione is more like a sister to me. Do you really want me fucking my sister up the ass? You sick fuck, you are, Otter! Now a statement from Hermione Granger: Get your head out of the clouds! Ever hear of a thing called passion? True relationships have it, and passion can sometimes mean having a fight, making up, and becoming a better couple together! How boring is a relationship without conflict? Very boring, and it's why they never last long. Stop being so delusional.
#4428

what is the matter with you people?? said 08/31/05, 2:26 pm (verified)
why do you have to keep criticising the book im only signing it so i can get my point across i am personaly for the ron/hermione relationship i ove the books as they are and im just imagining what would happen if she didnt write book7 or if it was banned.... god there would be war!
#4427

Lily evans said 08/31/05, 12:31 pm (verified)
Wow, so many people signed this!!!! Proves how many fans there are, WOW!!!
#4426

Lisaa said 08/31/05, 12:29 pm (verified)
Thanks Pumpkinhead, HARRYHERMIONE RULE
#4425

Bag of Blood said 08/31/05, 8:27 am (verified)
i shot a man once just to watch him die
#4424

pumpkinhead said 08/31/05, 5:36 am (verified)
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#4423

pumpkinhead said 08/31/05, 5:32 am (verified)
Hey guys! Be sure to visit my blog at harryandhermione4ever.blo gspot.com! Discuss TRUE LOVE with other TRUE FANS! sincerely, pumpkinhead
#4422

Sanguini said 08/31/05, 4:14 am (verified)
Usted cerdos. Usted peque?o gusano vulgar. ?Usted no sabe que usted es pathetic? Usted bolso sin valor de la inmundicia. Como decimos en Tejas, apostar? que usted no podr?a verter piss fuera de un cargador con instrucciones en el tal?n. Usted es un canker. Un dolor que no saldr?. Besar?a algo a abogado que v?ase con usted. Usted es un fiend y un cobarde, y usted tiene mala respiraci?n. Usted es degenerado, nocivo y depravado. Me siento rebajado apenas para conocerle para existir. Desde?o todo sobre usted. Usted es un caricature aberrante nardless sangriento del protohominid del twit del newbie cromos?mico de una espuma par?sita cloacal coprophagic de la charca y deseo que usted saldr?a. Usted es una masa de la putrefacci?n, un v?mito que camina. Usted es un peque?o gusano spineless que no merece nada pero el desprecio ma's profoundest. Usted es un tir?n, un cad, una comadreja. Su vida es un monumento a la estupidez. Usted es un stench, un revulsion, un grande aspira en un lim?n amargo. Usted es un tonto que bala, un enano de escalonamiento cuajado del mutante manchado rico con los efluvios y menudencias que acompa?an su nacimiento alegado en este mundo. Un insensate, becerro del cekntelleo, significativos a nadie, abandonado por las bestias el puke-puke-drooling, el re?r nerviosamente que le engendraron y despu?s matado en el reconocimiento de lo que ?l hab?a hecho. Nunca conseguir? sobre la vergu|enza de pertenecer a la misma especie que usted. Usted es un monstruo, un ogre, un malformity. Barf I en el mismo pensamiento de usted. Usted tiene toda la s?plica de un corte del papel. Los lepers le evitan. Usted es vil, sin valor, menos que nada. Usted es una mala hierba, un hongo, las heces de esta tierra. ?Y le mencion? olor? Si usted no es un idiota, usted hizo un esfuerzo de la mundo-clase en la simulaci?n de uno. Intente corregir su escritura del material innecesario antes de procurar impresionarnos con su penetraci?n. La evidencia que usted es un nincompoo
#4421

Aberforth Dumbledore said 08/31/05, 4:11 am (verified)
Yam swine. yam vulgar lickle maggot. doy yam knoo that yoo miskin gammy? yam worthless bag of filth. as we soy in texas, i'll bet yam cusn't pour piss ert of a boot with instructions on the heel. yoo miskin a canker. a sore that woo goo awoy. I ood rather kiss a lawyer than be sin with yam . yoo miskin a fiend an' a coward, an' yam yav bad breath. yoo miskin degenerate, noxious an' depraved. I feel debased just fer knowen yam exist. I despise everythen abart yam . yoo miskin a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum an' I wish yam ood goo awoy. yom a putrescence mass, a trapesin' vomit. yoo miskin a spineless lickle worm deserven nothen but the profoundest contempt. yoo miskin a jerk, a cad, a weasel. yaw loife is a monument ter stupidity. yoo miskin a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. yoo miskin a bleaten gawby, a curdled staggeren mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia an' offal accompanyen yaw alleged birth into this world. an insensate, blinken calf, meaningful ter nobody, abandoned by the puke-droolen, gigglen beasts who sired yam an' then killed themselves in recognition of what they 'ad done. I wull never get over the embarrassment of belongen ter the same specoys as yam . yoo miskin a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the well thought of yam . yam yav all the appale of a paper coot. lepers avoid yam . yoo miskin vile, worthless, less than nothen. yoo miskin a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. an' did I mention yam smell? if yoo oy an numpty, yam med a world-class effort at simulaten 'un. try ter edit yaw writen of unnecessary material before attempten ter impress us with yaw insoight. the evidence that yoo miskin a nincompoop wull still be available ter readers, but they wull be able ter access it mower rapidly. yam snail-skulled lickle rabbit. ood
#4420

Madam Rosmerta said 08/31/05, 4:09 am (verified)
Ye swine. ye vulgar wee maggot. dornt ye ken 'at ye ur pathetic? ye worthless poke ay filth. as we say in texas, i'll bit ye cooldnae poor piss it ay a bit wi' instructions oan th' heel. ye ur a canker. a sair 'at willnae gang awa'. Ah woods raither kiss a lawyer than be seen wi' ye. ye ur a fiend an' a coward, an' ye hae bad breath. ye ur degenerate, noxioos an' depraved. Ah feel debased jist fur knowin' ye exist. Ah despise everythin' abit ye. ye ur a bludy nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature ay a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum an' Ah wish ye woods gang awa'. yoo're a putrescence mass, a walkin' boak. ye ur a spineless wee w'rm deservin' naethin' but th' profoondest contempt. ye ur a spoon, a cad, a weasel. yer life is a monument tae stupidity. ye ur a stench, a revulsion, a big suck oan a soor lemon. ye ur a bleatin' rockit, a curdled staggerin' mutant dwarf smeared richly wi' th' effluvia an' offal accompanyin' yer alleged birth intae thes warld. an insensate, blinkin' cauf, meaningful tae nobody, abandoned by th' puke-droolin', gigglin' beasts fa sired ye an' 'en killed themselves in recognition ay whit they hud dain. Ah will ne'er gie ower th' embarrassment ay belongin' tae th' sam species as ye. ye ur a monster, an ogre, a malformity. Ah barf at th' huir uv a thooght ay ye. ye hae aw th' appeal ay a pepper cut. lepers avoid ye. ye ur vile, worthless, less than naethin'. ye ur a weed, a fungus, th' dregs ay thes earth. an' did Ah mention ye reek? if ye arenae an divit, ye gart a world-class effort at simulatin' a body. try tae edit yer writin' ay unnecessary material afair attemptin
#4419

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 4:08 am (verified)
gtg bye
#4418

Severus Snape said 08/31/05, 4:07 am (verified)
Yew swine. yew vulgar little maggot. dun ye nah dat yer pathetic? yew soppee bag o' filth. as we say in texas, i'll bet yew couldn't po drain me 'tatis outi a bewt wi' instructions ed de 'eel. yer a canker. a sore dat won't bowl away. ay would rather neck a lawyer than be seun wi' yew. yer a fiend and a coward, and yew 'uv bad breath. yer degenerate, noxious and depraved. ay feel debased juss fe know'n yew exist. ay despise everyth'n about yew. yer a blewdy nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricate o' a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and ay wish yew would bowl away. you're a putrescence mass, a walk'n vomit. yer a spineless little worm deserv'n nowt but de profoundest contempt. yer a jerk, a cad, a weasel. yer loife is a munument ter stupidity. yer a stench, a revulsion, a big suck onna so lemon. yer a bleat'n blt, a cdled stagger'n mutant dwarf smeared richly wi' de effluvia and offal accompany'n yer alleged birth into this wirld. an insensate, blink'n calf, meaningful ter nobody, abandoned by de puke-drewl'n, giggl'n beasts oo sired yew and dun killed themselves in recognition o' what dee 'ad done. ay will na get over de embarrassment o' belong'n ter de same species as yew. yer a munsti, an ogre, a malformity. ay barf at de dead thought o' yew. yew 'uv all de appeal o' a linun cut. lepers avoid yew. yer vile, soppee, less than nowt. yer a weed, a fungus, de dregs o' this earth. and did ay mention yew pong? if yew aren't an divvie, yew made a world-class effort at simulat'n one. try ter edit yer writ'n o' unnecessary matiial before attempt'n ter impress us wi' yer insight. de evidence dat yer a nincompewp will still be available ter readers, but dale
#4417

Seamus said 08/31/05, 4:04 am (verified)
Yer swine. yer vulgar wee maggot. don't yer nu dat yer are patetic? yer worthless bag av filth. as we say in texas, i'll bet yer couldn't pour belt an' miss outta boot wi' instrucshuns on de 'eel. yer are a canker. a sore dat won't go an' shoite. oi wud bloody pogue a lawyer than be seen witcha. yer are a fiend an' a coward, an' yer 'av brutal breath. yer are degenerate, noxious an' depraved. oi fale debased jist for knowin' yer exist. oi despise everythin' aboyt yer. yer are a bleedin nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature av a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum an' oi wish yer wud go an' shoite. you're a putrescence mass, a futtin' it boke. yer are a spineless wee worm deservin' nathin' but de profoundest contempt. yer are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. yisser life is a monument ter stupidity. yer are a stench, a revulsion, gollier suk on a sour lemon. yer are a bleatin' eejit, a curdled staggerin' mutant dwarf smeared richly wi' de effluvia an' offal accompanyin' yisser alleged birth into dis world. an insensate, blinkin' calf, meaningful ter nobody, abandoned by de puke-droolin', gigglin' beasts who sired yer an' den killed themselves in recognishun av waaat they 'ad done. oi 'ill never git over de embarrassment av belongin' ter de seem species as yer. yer are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. oi barf at de pure tart av yer. yer 'av al' de appayle av a paper cleave. lepers avoid yer. yer are vile, worthless, less than nathin'. yer are a gimp, a fungus, de dregs av dis earth. an' did oi menshun yer peggy dell? if yer ain't an eejit, yer made a world-class effort at simulatin' wan. try ter edit yisser writin' av unnecessary materi
#4416

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 4:01 am (verified)
okay, guess not
#4415

Lucius Malfoy said 08/31/05, 4:01 am (verified)
Willy, I am not talking to you, I am addressing ottersnot. Do not thread on my robes, will you, dear boy?
#4414

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 4:00 am (verified)
Oh, levi...I just saw you're post...I see, well whatever. Just so you know, I'm only 14.
#4413

Lucius Malfoy said 08/31/05, 4:00 am (verified)
You, one's old bean, swine. you, one's old bean, vulgaaar little maggot. dane't you, one's old bean, knoh that you, one's old bean, aaare pahthetic? you, one's old bean, worthless bag of filth. as we seay in texas, i'll fluttah you, one's old bean, couldn't pour tinkle out of ah booht with instructions ohn the heel. you, one's old bean, aaare ah cankah. ah sore that shant mustah stuffed. one would rahthah kiss ah lawyah than be seen with you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah fiend and ah cowaaard, and you, one's old bean, have frightful breahth. you, one's old bean, aaare degenerate, noxious and depraved. one feel debased fie for knowing you, one's old bean, exist. one despise everything about you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bloohming naaardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caaaricature of ah coprophagic cloacal paaarasitic pond scum and one wish you, one's old bean, would mustah stuffed. you, one's old bean, aaare ah putrescence mass, ah taking ah constitutional vomit. you, one's old bean, aaare ah spineless little worm deserving bally all but the profoundest contempt. you, one's old bean, aaare ah jerk, ah cad, ah weasel. your life is ah monument to stupidity. you, one's old bean, aaare ah stench, ah revulsiohn, ah laaargah than normal suck ohn ah sour lemohn. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bleating foohl, ah curdled staggering mutant dwaaarf smeaaared richly with the effluviah and offal accompanying your alleged birth intoh this world. an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-droohling, giggling beasts whoh sired you, one's old bean, and then killed themselves in recognitiohn of what they had done. one will ne'ah mustah ovah the embaaarrassment of belonging to the same species as you,
#4412

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 3:59 am (verified)
You can stop anytime soon rubeus-blaise-george
#4411

Blaise Zabini said 08/31/05, 3:57 am (verified)
Yous swine. yous vulgar little maggot. don't yous nah dat yous iz pathetic? yous worthless bag hof filth. as we say in texas, i'll bet yous couldn't pour piss hout hof da boot wiv instructions on da heel. yous iz da canka. da sore dat won't go away. I would ratha kiss da lawya dan be seun wiv yous. yous iz da fiend an' da coward, an' yous as rank breath. yous iz degenerate, noxious an' depraved. I feel debased just fe knowin yous exist. I despise everythin about yous. yous iz da bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature hof da coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond swine an' I wish yous would go away. yous iz da putrescence mass, da walkin vomit. yous iz da spineless little worm deservin naffink but da profoundest contempt. yous iz da jerk, da cad, da weasel. ya life iz da monument to stupidity. yous iz da stench, da revulsion, da massiv suk on da sour lemon. yous iz da bleatin batty bwoy, da curdled staggerin mutant dwarf smeared richly wiv da effluvia an' offal accompanyin ya alleged birth into dis world. an insensate, blinkin calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by da puke-droolin, gigglin beasts who sired yous an' thun killed themselves in recognishun hof wot dey had done. I iz gonna neva get ova da embarrassment hof belongin to da same species as yous. yous iz da monsta, an ogre, da malformity. I barf hat da well fought hof yous. yous as all da appeal hof da papa cut. lepers avoid yous. yous iz vile, worthless, less dan naffink. yous iz da erbal remedy, da fungus, da dregs hof dis earth. an' did I menshun yous stench? if yous aren't an poon, yous made da world-class effort hat simulatin one. try to edit ya writin hof unnecessary material before attemptin to impress us wiv ya insight. da evidence dat yous iz da nincompoop iz gonna still be available to readers, but dey iz gonna be able to access hit more rapidly. yous snail-skulled little
#4410

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 3:57 am (verified)
bye levi
#4409

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 3:56 am (verified)
Oh I heard of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. My friend read the book and I saw the movie. Are you leving WW? Bye.
#4408

levi3o4 said 08/31/05, 3:56 am (verified)
I meant the crush thing...
#4407

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 3:56 am (verified)
must go too, i need to finish summer reading and cleaning the house XD
#4406

levi3o4 said 08/31/05, 3:55 am (verified)
G2G, though Ginny should still feel free to respond
#4405

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 3:55 am (verified)
Um...dude? You need to calm down.
#4404

Ginevra said 08/31/05, 3:55 am (verified)
You see, I'm not really into fantasy literature. I just really like JKR's writing. I love her how her characters seem like real people. I like realism more.
#4403

Willy Wonka said 08/31/05, 3:54 am (verified)
...Well, then *tries to nonchalently leave the room*
#4402

Rubeus Hagrid said 08/31/05, 3:54 am (verified)
Ya swine. ya vulgar lil' maggot. daan't ya kna that ya 're pathetic? ya worthless dirty slag of Uncle Wilf. as we say in texas, i'll House To Let ya couldn't pour Gypsy Kiss aahhht of a boot wif instructions on the chuffin' 'eel. ya 're a canker. a sore that won't Scapa Fla away. I would rather Hit And Miss a lawyer than be Pearly Queen wif ya. you 're a fiend and a coward, and ya 'ave Sorry and Sad Kin' Deaf. ya 're degenerate, noxious and depraved. I Orange Peel debased just for knowin' ya exist. I despise everythin' abaht ya. ya 're a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish ya would Scapa Fla away. you're a putrescence mass, a walkin' Wallace and Gromit. ya 're a spineless lil' worm deservin' nuffin' but the bloomin' profoundest contempt. ya 're a jerk, a cad, a weasel. your Porridge Knife is a monument ter stupidity. ya 're a Dame Judy Dench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. you 're a bleatin' two-foot rule, a curdled staggerin' mutant Fat and Skinny morph smeared richly wif the effluvia and offal accompanyin' your alleged birf into this world. an insensate, blinkin' calf, meaningful ter nobody, abandoned by the puke-droolin', gigglin' beasts 'oo sired ya and then killed themselves in recognition of wot they 'ad done. i will never get over the embarrassment of belongin' ter the same species as ya. ya 're a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of ya. ya 'ave aw the appeal of a Linen Draper cut. lepers avoid ya. ya 're vile, worthless, less than nuffin'. ya 're a Harris, a fungus, the dregs of this earf. and did I mention ya ba Hai
#4401