Thanks everyone! I'm so proud!
It's all right, Ginevra, I'm quite happy with post 5,000! Even more than I would've been with 4,000, perhaps!
And thanks for the hail!
Cheryl - Thanks! YAYNESS!
I was scared to death that someone was going to post before I got the chance to do 5,000.
I wonder if the evidence that's posted on here has ever deterred Snowy? Hmm.... Surely she must have realized that there is at least a CHANCE for R/Hr (it might take a while for her to fully realize its certainty). It's something to think about, though.
I'll be gone for the weekend, though I might be on during the day tomorrow. My mom, her boyfriend, and me are going to a cabin in the mountains for the long weekend. (I adore Labor Day...) XD
Congrats, Jonathan!
~The Grey Lady~
SUPPORT BOOK 7
Woot! Well done Grey LAdy, we told you we'd get it :D
Good evidence, isn't it. I'd like to see snowy come up with better. In my evidence alone:
a) Ron tells Hermione how wonderful he thinks she is.
b) Hermione's heart melts when she looks at Ron.
c) Ron gets jealous of her writing to Krum.
d) Ron tells Hermione that he loves her, and note that she goes slightly pink. Perhaps concealing her feelings?
"Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I've ever met" - Ron, OotP p.269
"She [Hermione] looked up at Ron and her frostiness seemed to melt" - OotP p. 264
"'Who're you writing the novel to, anyway?' Ron asked Hermione, trying to read the bit of parchment now trailing on the floor. Hermione hitched it up out of sight.
"Viktor."
"Krum?"
"How many other Viktors do we know?"
Ron said nothing, but looked disgruntled." - OotP page 407
"It's okay, we can fix it," said Hermione, pulling the essay toward her and taking out her wand.
"I love you Hermione," said Ron, sinking back in his chair, rubbing his eyes warily.
Hermione turned faintly pink, but merely said, "Don't let Lavender hear you saying that." - HBP
Yeah, Harmony is looking likely...
That was sarcasm, in case you're not quick enough to catch it.
Just wanted to say I agree with this, and it is extremely well written.
Dear Otter Snow,
Allow me to say the following, before I even begin. I am not a moron. I am not a MoRon either, in the sense that I do not 'ship Ron and Hermione (whether or not that is considered an insult). My computer mouse would not more conveniently be located in my rectum. I've had plenty of sleep, my brain is most assuredly average-sized for my age, and though you've got me on the testicle-deprived thing, which would only be because I am female. My mother assures me that I am not a disappointing waste of faecal matter, as you put it. I may not be either attractive, nor particularly polite, but I assure you I am no "fugly bitch," to use your phrasing. My last name is not Bottko, though I don't know why that's even grounds for an insult. This email shall be sent once, and only once, and I shall keep whatever idiocy I possess down to manageable levels. My name is not Matt, nor "Some nerd who is actually saying this stupid shit, " nor Tyler. Crazed monkeys have never attacked me, I am not a "mental vegetable", as you so eloquently put it, and I am not a "fag boy," being a girl. Though, once again, that insult is curiously un-insulting. I do have friends, several; I should live for some time now, statistics assure me, and I am far from stupid. I am not the anus of a donkey, and should not be addressed as such. This email is not animal excrement, but merely a series of bits and bytes transmitted from my computer to yours via the Internet. My name is not Pickles, but I have known a few fine people who go by that nickname, and to assume that using such a pseudonym makes one a "fucking cunt" is a grave misunderstanding on your part. I can spell my name, thank you, and I'm sure Ms. Gallaher is mildly amused that you know the spelling on her birth certificate
Yeah, I started a new skool today. Lotsa tests to get into it. My friends tease me about bein' a geek, but they dont mean it. I'm just so wonderfully clever LOL! (And also wonderfully bigheaded, says Concience.)
Sorry, snowy, I have just visited your site. I am angry. Since when did R/Hr shippers become homophobic!?!?!?! Since WHEN? WHEN? I have had two mothers since before I was born. Most of my mums' friendds are gay/lesbian. My father is gay! I love him. I love my mothers. I think falling in love with anybody is 'right'. After all, there should be no right or wrong in love. I can't believe you've come up with this stupid explanation, snowy. It's just an excuse. A lame, lame excuse.
Ava.
You, one's old bean, swine. you, one's old bean, vulgaaar little maggot. Dane't you, one's old bean, knoh that you, one's old bean, aaare pahthetic? You, one's old bean, worthless bag of filth. as we seay in London, i'll fluttah you, one's old bean, couldn't pour tinkle out of ah booht with instructions ohn the heel. You, one's old bean, aaare ah cankah. ah sore that shant mustah stuffed. one would rahthah kiss ah lawyah than be seen with you, one's old bean. You, one's old bean, aaare ah fiend and ah cowaaard, and you, one's old bean, have frightful breahth.
You, one's old bean, aaare degenerate, noxious and depraved. One feel debased fie for knowing you, one's old bean, exist. One despise everything about you, one's old bean.
You, one's old bean, aaare ah bloohming naaardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caaaricature of ah coprophagic cloacal paaarasitic pond scum and one wish you, one's old bean, would mustah stuffed. You, one's old bean, aaare ah putrescence mass, ah taking ah constitutional vomit.
You, one's old bean, aaare ah spineless little worm deserving bally all but the profoundest contempt.
You, one's old bean, aaare ah jerk, ah cad, ah Weasley. your life is ah monument to stupidity.
You, one's old bean, aaare ah stench, ah revulsiohn, ah laaargah than normal suck ohn ah sour lemohn. You, one's old bean, aaare ah bleating foohl, ah curdled staggering mutant dwaaarf smeaaared richly with the effluviah and offal accompanying your alleged birth intoh this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-droohling, giggling beasts whoh sired you, one's old bean, and then killed themselves in recognitiohn of what they had done. One will ne'ah mustah ovah the embaaarrassment of belonging to
You, one's old bean, swine. you, one's old bean, vulgaaar little maggot. Dane't you, one's old bean, knoh that you, one's old bean, aaare pahthetic? You, one's old bean, worthless bag of filth. as we seay in London, i'll fluttah you, one's old bean, couldn't pour tinkle out of ah booht with instructions ohn the heel. You, one's old bean, aaare ah cankah. ah sore that shant mustah stuffed. one would rahthah kiss ah lawyah than be seen with you, one's old bean. You, one's old bean, aaare ah fiend and ah cowaaard, and you, one's old bean, have frightful breahth.
You, one's old bean, aaare degenerate, noxious and depraved. One feel debased fie for knowing you, one's old bean, exist. One despise everything about you, one's old bean.
You, one's old bean, aaare ah bloohming naaardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caaaricature of ah coprophagic cloacal paaarasitic pond scum and one wish you, one's old bean, would mustah stuffed. You, one's old bean, aaare ah putrescence mass, ah taking ah constitutional vomit.
You, one's old bean, aaare ah spineless little worm deserving bally all but the profoundest contempt.
You, one's old bean, aaare ah jerk, ah cad, ah Weasley. your life is ah monument to stupidity.
You, one's old bean, aaare ah stench, ah revulsiohn, ah laaargah than normal suck ohn ah sour lemohn. You, one's old bean, aaare ah bleating foohl, ah curdled staggering mutant dwaaarf smeaaared richly with the effluviah and offal accompanying your alleged birth intoh this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-droohling, giggling beasts whoh sired you, one's old bean, and then killed themselves in recognitiohn of what they had done. One will ne'ah mustah ovah the embaaarrassment of belonging to
how JKR get in trouble for stating the obvious?.. she was just pointing out that shes made ron and hermoine the couple.. not H/Hr.. its not like shes offending you, i mean, u mite b upset, but make a petition against somthing that is publicly known?
Yeah. I don't know what that falling part's about either, maybe that's him travelling in some other demension to the graveyard after he grabs the cup. That's the only thing I can think of.
LISTEN CAREFULLY, I SHALL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE:
SLUGHORN RAPED MY DEAD BODY!
WORGASM!
SMORGASBOARD!
SEX WITH THE DEAD!
READ IT ALL IN THE NEWEST HARRY POTTER BOOK!
You, one's old bean, swine. you, one's old bean, vulgaaar little maggot. dane't you, one's old bean, knoh that you, one's old bean, aaare pahthetic? you, one's old bean, worthless bag of filth. as we seay in texas, i'll fluttah you, one's old bean, couldn't pour tinkle out of ah booht with instructions ohn the heel. you, one's old bean, aaare ah cankah. ah sore that shant mustah stuffed. one would rahthah kiss ah lawyah than be seen with you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah fiend and ah cowaaard, and you, one's old bean, have frightful breahth. you, one's old bean, aaare degenerate, noxious and depraved. one feel debased fie for knowing you, one's old bean, exist. one despise everything about you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bloohming naaardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caaaricature of ah coprophagic cloacal paaarasitic pond scum and one wish you, one's old bean, would mustah stuffed. you, one's old bean, aaare ah putrescence mass, ah taking ah constitutional vomit. you, one's old bean, aaare ah spineless little worm deserving bally all but the profoundest contempt. you, one's old bean, aaare ah jerk, ah cad, ah weasel. your life is ah monument to stupidity. you, one's old bean, aaare ah stench, ah revulsiohn, ah laaargah than normal suck ohn ah sour lemohn. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bleating foohl, ah curdled staggering mutant dwaaarf smeaaared richly with the effluviah and offal accompanying your alleged birth intoh this world. an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-droohling, giggling beasts whoh sired you, one's old bean, and then killed themselves in recognitiohn of what they had done. one will ne'ah mustah ovah the embaaarrassment of belonging to the same species as you,
Yeah. Sorry for assuming that you're like 17. Hehe. This is one of the reasons I love the HP community. Everyone takes you seriously no matter what age you are!
And Snape is at the time even more sulky and pissed off as usual, cause some lil "nice" girl is stalking him 24 h a day, repeatly confessing her love to him ^-^.
See ya tomorrow !
Have to go to bed now - QUICK @_@ !
OMG I love it. And don't worry kuro. I'm only 14. This is one of the reasons I love the HP community. Everyone takes you seriously no matter what age you are! ^^
Harry - That's it! *Pulls out gun, holds it to head* Fucking pedophiles annoy me! *pulls trigger, brains splatter on Hermione*
Hermione - Fuck! Thanks a lot Otter, now there won't be a book seven! Geez, for someone who claims to love the characters you sure can't seem to accept the way the owner of them writes them!
Or what if the girl is someone you make up who died or left Voldie or something tragic like that? And he decribes the story and gets teary-eyed as when Nancy forces it out of him? Hehe.
And Harry is very worried about Hermione, refuse doing homework and reading books, prefering a nice Quidditch match instead XD. And Ron, who wants to write essays and well, turns out to be a genius scares poor Harry even more ^^ ! Hermione of course won't admit what she brew, so they can't just go to Dumbledore (he's still alive in my FF, yes !) or ask anyone else for help. And worst of all, the only person who knows a potion to change the souls back in their real bodys is.... Serverus Snape XD.
Okay, too things: First, it's almost time for the Grey Lady's 5000th post. Second, I have to admit, Ginevra: I turn fourteen this Novemver. There. I know that means that everything I have written so far is nullified by the fact that I'm only a "child," But I also wish it to be known that I'm NOT a pedophile.
Okay, be prepared ^+++^ !
The adulterated potion has the effects that Hermione and Ron do a body-change. Means, Ron's sould transfers into Hermiones body and Hermiones soul into Rons XD. Now, Ron is Hermione and Hermione is Ron, you could call it like that ^.^ ! You may imagine HOW both of them are dumbfound after they notice this... and well, Ron gets some kind of... uhm... panic XD ?
Well, okay, my plans for them ^-^:
Hermione is rather depressed because Ron is so lame about noticing her feelings for him. Secretly she wishes, he would be more ballsy. Then, she gets the news that there is a new potion called daredevil potion. It's said, everyone who drinks it will be the passion in person ^^. Well, und lil Hermione of course want to brew it then. However, Draco sees she brewing a potion and mixes secretly something in it that the potion, whatever it is for, will fail. Hermione has no idea that her potion was adulterated by Draco. She gaves Ron the potion and drinks it as well, since both have to do so as the book says.
And well, you won't believe WHAT effects Dracos trick has on them... HARR HARR !
BTW, I haven't thought about the mother thing so far @_@.. who could it be ? I mean, we are taling about Voldie-poo ! Who would want to... erm... you know ^^° !
Kuro????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ???????????????
You have to tell me!
I just wanted to post the first chapter here when I am finally finished with it ^^. I promised that ehm... serveral peoples XD. And of course there is more story than Voldie and his doughter. Actually, I didn't do that on purpose but Ron looms large in this fic, cause he mixes the potion by mistake. And Cho, yes, I have some "nice" trouble and problems for Hermione and Ran too *grins* !
Nancy is *just* as I imagined her! Well, but I am suprised cuz you wrote you would maybe put a Ron/Hermy quote on as well. I just recognized you haven't told anything so far about what's with them in your FF. And yes, I will call your FF for short RA PoL, cause the title is quite long!
