Now, now, Tonks, that's quite unnecessary! You know you're the one I love!

Hehe. I love haikus too Jade, especially that one!

Yess! A party is what we need! Here's a Haiku!! Partys are so fun We should have another one I'll bring the cookies!! Yah! I thought of that all on my own! 575 per row! I love Haiku's!!

Why, hellow, Remus! I just came to this petition, hoping for a good laugh, and what do I find her? I FIND YOU'RE FURRY LITTLE ASS ENGAGED IN A CONVERSATION WITH MOLLY'S DAUGHTER! YOU CHEATING PEDOPHILE! I'LL GET SERIUS TO ADOPT A GHOST AND HAUNT Y... Oh, SHIT, I tripped on that d@mn troll leg...

Why hello, Tonks! Help yourselves to chocolate everyone, there's plenty more where that came from! And chocolate pie is simply delicious, I must say!

Thanks Jade. We should have another party!

Swedish Fish!! ^_^ Awesome! Here's my cookies! *passes them out* now we're all situated, everythings good! ^_^

Oh, hello Tonks!

Oh I would like some chocolate Please! Thank you! ^_^

Oh, I fogot to give out my food. Swedish fish for all!

Remus! How nice to see you. I'd love some chocolate thanks. ^^

Why hello, Ginevra! I'm so pleased to see the segregation here has stopped, for that may be the very key to destroying Voldemort! Anybody for some chocolate?

Yeah, that is my favorite part of that whole book. I swear.

Wotcher, Remus!

aww! I love that! It was soo cute! I thought her crush was adorable when it happened!

So, Remus, are you there?

GINEVRA'S HP QUOTE OF THE DAY: "His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard. I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord." Poor Ginny. Bless her.

No, I'm just Jewish. ;-)

Jade - hehe thanks. :) I thought the Ron and Harry people were hilarious! I've saved the whole thing.

Cheryl-omg! I remember that! I gave her a van to escape in! And someone gave her um...*gough* protection. It was great! you played a great Mcgonagall!

LoL. I figured that was you! And levi, I was going to use that valentine as a quote today! Do you have seer blood in you?

I have a little Harry/Ginny music video in my head to that. They're hugging and saying goodbyw because he's going to Godric's Hollow. *sob*

It's so Harry and Ginny!

Ginevra - I DID post as Remus a while ago, I was having conversations with myself, it was so much fun! I love roleplay things!! Remember that big one a while ago where Hermione was doing things to Ron and McGonagall walked in? I was Mcgonagall, Snape, Dumbledore, and Luna lol

It's pretty good, but I have a hard time seeing either Harry OR Ginny singing that song afeter the Valentine Fiasco of '92. ;-) Great song, though. And all is forgiven Ginny!

Ha, Cheryl I looove it!

Don't worry levi. I was the other half. I think GL has forgiven us. 5000 is awsome. Cheryl, you should pose as Remus. You're good at that stuff. We should get a RPG going.

ummm...in case any body has there doubts I'm a girl! Just so you all know! I don't want people thinking I'm a guy...irk...

I haven't heard from Remus since I gave him my chocolate pie recipe. He said something about Sirius and melted chocolate, then something about foreplay... Hmm..... Harry and Ginny have their own song: "We had the right love at the wrong time. Guess I always knew inside, I wouldn’t have you for a long time. Those dreams of yours are shining on distant shores, and if they’re calling you away, I have no right to make you stay. But somewhere down the road, Our roads are gonna cross again. It doesn’t really matter when. But somewhere down the road, I know that heart of yours Will come to see, That you belong with me. Sometimes goodbyes are not forever. It doesn’t matter if you’re gone - I still believe in us together. I understand more than you think I can. You have to go out on your own, So you can find your way back home. Letting go is just another way to say "I’ll always love you so'" SOOOO Harry and Ginny, don't you think? :P

I still can't believe that GL got post 5000, though. I feel so ashamed, since I was half the reason why she didn't get it last time. But just like dear old Dumbles, I won't hog the all the blame!

Quite all right levi, I was calling WW a he for ages!

Oh, yeah! Sorry!

Grape Juice!! Yeah the old regulars haven't been on in forever. They were funny!

I can't believe it, I misspelled "juice" each time! Ugh!

Haha. You mean her levi. Remember? WW's a girl. And thanks for the grape juice.

Agreed. And thanks for the cookie! have some Grape Jiuce! Where's WW when you need him?

Thanks for the chocolate pie Cheryl! Speaking of chocolate, where's Remus? He hasn't logged on in weeks!

Yah! Chocolate pie and my cookies! They are both gooood! I don't think I should be eating this...I'm hyper enough...oooh well! ^_^

Yes, but Lucas directed it! So he should be the one punished. Obi-Wan is too cool in my opinion...

Same difference really, levi. *pats him on the back* Here, have one of Jade's cookies. And Cheryl, OMG I love it!

*munches on cookie* Chocolate pie for all, I've just perfected the recipe!!

oh wait...I meant George Lucas! He's the silly Turkey! Sorry! The cookies are good aren't they?

?) Send him sparkly pink valentines. In August. ?) Tell him they were from "a certain blonde Slytherin"

For the last time, it was Obi-Wan who took her stuff, Maul being the VICTIM!

*eat's Jade's cookie* Thanks Jade. Sorry levi, but I'll have to go with Jade when she says Darth Mual took her stuff! Well, I like her cookies anyway so you're still the winner! ^^

Ideas? The guy got chopped in half! Thanks, Ginny!

Sounds good Cheryl! And that sounds good too levi. Hehe.

Yah! I win! ^_^ *hands out cookies to everyone* there we go! Darth Maul is a silly turkey who got the idea from me! Cheryl- Oh I so have to read that when I get the chance! It should be funny!

67 ways to annoy Snape, and I can't remember them! That's why I really hope they publish it, so I can find out what I sent in :P

Hey, don't bring the Darth Maul into this! And anyways, kneeing requires more proximity than cutting... Hey, why don't you use a rifle? You'd kill too balls with one shot!

Cool Cheryl. What was it?

Oh oh! I know ways to torture people and keep them alive and stay awake the whole time!! Oh wait...ummm no I don't! You didn't read anything... uh...riiiight?

I submitted a new fun list to muglenet a few days ago...I hope they publish it...

Oh oh! I know ways to torture people and keep them alive and stay awake the whole time!! Oh wait...ummm no I don't! You didn't read anything... uh...riiiight?

Hah! I love it Jade! Jade wins. I like her way best! ^^

Cheryl- Yeah I saw one where you like typed the whole scene it was really good! Ginvera- Ok get a machete and just chop that half his body. That sounds easier doesn't it? And you won't be scarred for life for having to see a shriveled up "old bean" like his! ^_^ Everyone's happy. except the sicko of course!

What if I knee him so hard, it causes perminate damage to each of his beans...*grins evily*

Well, that could result in you aiming too high and getting him in the stomach, resulting in a very quick death. I want him to suffer for as long as possible... I love being a sadist!

...Why don't I just castrate him in another way...preferably one that doesn't involve him pulling down his pants period ... just a thought. Hehe.

Jade - I love practically any quote from Romeo and Juliet. Fantastic play. Did you read when I was changing the balcony speech to a Ron and Hermione speech? Hint: "Ronald, Ronald, wherefore art thou Ronald?"

But then again, when you make the final cut, you'll just have to guess where to do it, right?

Yes I agree with Levi on this one. The horrors in those pants need to be censored! I'm not for Censorship or anything but some things are just too sick! Cheryl-I love that! It rocks! Willy is awesome! Yes I called him Willy...hyper over here...

Yes... I like it better that way, Levi. Hehe.

on second thought, when I see it, the contents of his pants are censored.

Ooooh yeah, I'm going to quote Shakespeare and look intelligent in response to snowy's attitude. She thinks that Ron and Hermione can't happen because they always fight, but as the great William Shakespeare once said, "Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like a thorn".

I can see it now... Just as he's pulling his pants down, ya take out the scisors and cut off his old bean.

Haha I am so evil. That old bean is going to get castrated...heh heh. That outta make him soil himself...lmfao!! He won't be able to do that for long!! Woa...no more Pixie Sticks for Jade...

Jade- Muahahahahh! I'm evily laughin all the way with you! As for the spelling, no idea but it sounds good to me! Great idea. I might just do that...

Ah, I see..... Agree to it, see what their reaction is!

Sorry, typo out* Cheryl- we're talking about the sicko who keeps coming on late at night signing under different names, rambling on and saying "one's old bean every few seconds, and then asks me to shag him...

Well...since he wants to shag you, you can ask him where he lived and he'll get the idea you want him too. So he'll be dumb enough to give it to you! Theeen we can jump the arse and give him what he deserves! CASTRATION!! Muhaha... did I spell that right?

hm I don't know who he is either but we must harass him since he's erm..."Snowy's Boyfriend" *sniggers* He's probably some freak who isn't real...

Hehe. You might be right jade. They don't call us thugs for nothin. But first I have to find ot where he lives...

haha! Yes it is a nice ass to be in...haha. Ginerva- Yes another one of her idiotic petitions would be fun! Man I haven't ever gotten the chance to talk to Snowy yet...I'm so sad. I want to make fun of her. It's so easy to do.

Jade - thanks, I try to ridicule people like that whenever possible! Who's this paedophile everyone's talking about?

I love it levi! Yeah, we've gotta really annoy the sicko- I mean...Snowy's Boyfriend. ^^

Nice job Cheryl! Very good points! Ginerva-Shoot the Perverted Troll. Problem solved.

How about... "Snowy's boyfiend"? She seems to be too busy to respond to us OR to, ahem, shag him, so the pedophile is looking for new underage girlfriends!

I love how she comments on Emerson's lack of balls as well... Funny really, since, being a girl, she DEFINITELY doesn't have any :P

Cheryl- ROTFLMBO!!! OMG yes! We must do that!

Ginevra - thanks, I loved the part where they took it into movie zone, so I contradicted them in the way the movie went ;) Makes me well-rounded :P

Hello Jade. Yes, I hope she does start another petition. *grins evily* That'd mean so many more hours of entertainment! ^^

Hey Jade! I've thought of another way to annoy snowy. Next time she say's "another racist, militant, homophobis R/H with their head up Emerson's ass", reply: "and what a nice ass it is to have my head in..."

OMG. That's amazing stuff, Cheryl. They are Dan/Emma shippers!

Helloooo people, how's everyone? I see we're talking about the Wonderful Emerson! Ginerva- of course she knows we're right she's just stubborn idiot. When the book does get published and Harry sticks with Ginny (although there not dating at the moment) she'll throw a hissy fit. Then she'll start another fun petition, so we can bash her evn more! ^_^

Yeah, maybe. LoL. We should come up with an name for him so everyone will know who we're talking about. Any ideas?

hehe I was just reading a H/Hr site to find out if they had any evidence and I found this particularly funny - a Harmionian's reasons for shipping H/Hr: "Book 1: Hermione hugs Harry and tells him he is a great wizard. Book 2: Harry gets the hug at the end and Ron gets a hand shake. Book 3: did u see how close they were when buck beak saved them?? And Harry was stroking her shoulder in the film when the hippogriff was killed. Book 4: She was soooo scared for him in all of the tasks. And she ignored Krum for him! And after the Yule ball Harry thinks she is right. Book 5: The feeling Harry had when he saw Hermione and thought she was dead? And he listens to her when she tells him things. Also he was soothed when Hermione said Voldermort to him. Case closed. They are made for each other!!!" I actually felt my IQ drop while reading that.... "Book 1: Hermione hugs Harry and tells him he is a great wizard." And your point is...? Everyone says Dumbledore's a great wizard, does that mean everyone in the wizarding world is in love with him? "Book 2: Harry gets the hug at the end and Ron gets a hand shake." MOVIE, not book. "Book 3: did u see how close they were when buck beak saved them?? And Harry was stroking her shoulder in the film when the hippogriff was killed." Again, MOVIE. But if you want to look at the movie... Buckbeak is killed, and she throws her arms around Ron and cries onto his shoulder. Harry pats her shoulder. "Book 4: She was soooo scared for him in all of the tasks. And she ignored Krum for him! And after the Yule ball Harry thinks she is right." McGonagall was scared for him in all the tasks, you don't see THEM dating in the future, do you? Of course she ignored Krum for Harry, he's her best friend! If it was Ron in the tournament she'd be just as worried. Probably more worried. Heck, if it wa

He's not a perv, he's a TROLL, there's a difference. Ilright, maybe he's a perverted troll...

Yeah, I know right? I love Emerson. You know that pervert was on again last night. He asked me to shag him again. He's really starting to scare me.

It would!

Hi levi. Oh, and can I be a thug too? That'd be so cool.

Hi!

Sorry. I left for a bit. Cheryl- Great e-mail, although Snowy has been deleting any e-mail in which the content contradicts her beliefs. *Sigh* I think Snowy knows we're right deep down, but doesn't want to admit it. If she did, then she would be forced to beleive that she's been a delusional idiot all this time. Snowy, Snowy, Snowy, what are we going to do with you? And, hello Levi.

oh, I see where. Damn typos. Bet snowy put's it up and insults my spelling abilities, ignoring the rest of the email ;)

Where did I misspell Hermione?

Well, it is, but you misspelled Hermione, so I'll take the bet.

OK, this is what I sent: "Hey snowy, First of all, I'd like to point out that I'm not a H/R shipper, I'm a proud Ron/Giant Squid, Harry/Draco, and Hermione/Flitwick shipper, and I'm in no way homophobic, militant, or racist. Also, I'm perfectly aware that I have a weird name, and that fact bothers me in no way. And now, on to the real reason I'm filling this out - I'd like to know why you think Harry and Hermion are destined to be together when JKR has given quotes such as: "Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I've ever met" - Ron, OotP p.269 "She [Hermione] looked up at Ron and her frostiness seemed to melt" - OotP p. 264 "'Who're you writing the novel to, anyway?' Ron asked Hermione, trying to read the bit of parchment now trailing on the floor. Hermione hitched it up out of sight. "Viktor." "Krum?" "How many other Viktors do we know?" Ron said nothing, but looked disgruntled." - OotP page 407 "I love you Hermione," said Ron, sinking back in his chair, rubbing his eyes warily. Hermione turned faintly pink, but merely said, "Don't let Lavender hear you saying that." - HBP I'm not trying to be nasty, and I'm fairly sure this is in no way nasty, I just want to hear your opinion and what it's based upon. Thanks, Cheryl" Polite, sincere, and straight to the point, right?

Grey Lady - After "Yes, we now know that it's Ron and Hermione", snowy still thought this petition would make Jo rewrite her books with Harmony, so I doubt my evidence will make much difference. Doesn't hurt to point it out, eh? Time for the next round of bets, I think. I'm going to mail those to snowy, and I'll bet 20 galleons this time (hehe I won 10 off someone a while ago) that snowy ignores it, calls me a racist militsnt homophobic R/H shipper, insults my name, or comes up with something completely irrelevant to anything, for example when Tyler emailed her she said "Tyler" sounds like somebody Taylor from planet of the apes and they'll get raped by monkeys. And she thinks people take her seriously. I still think it's funny she says Emerson has no balls when he had the balls to set up the Walls of Shame and openly declare Harmonians delusional. Whereas snowy has no balls at all, because she's a girl :P

Ya know, I have 20/20 vision but I ALWAYS WANTED GLASSES, even the big, goofy ones. So, the next time somebody signs and then says,"Hail Emerson's Thugs," can you include me as a thug as well? Thanks!

And thanks, Levi! *GASP* LEVI'S THE NEXT TRELAWNEY! Hehe. Big goofy-looking glasses and perfume and stuff. Hehe. It's like Crossdressing Grandma Snape, but better.