why is it these stupid petitions get thousands of sigs but mine haven't even made double figures? Mine are important too, about animal testing and stuff...

you guy are just stupid. it hasbeen obviose since 2nd book that it's h/g just because Harry is an idiotic griffyndore w/a saving people thing. i've got new for you. you ARE delusional!! gasps and shudders!

*waves to the Grey Lady* I've missed seeing your posts here, I know it got crazy for a while but now that the mushy pumpkin has converted to our side, I think we've won! *sighs and hopes to see Tiffi and Jonathan back soon, too*

Sudan jihad forces Islam on Christians Women refusing to convert gang-raped, mutilated, says relief worker Posted: March 4, 2002 1:00 a.m. Eastern By Art Moore © 2002 WorldNetDaily.com For more information, see the video, "Sudan: The Hidden Holocaust" Sudan's militant Muslim regime is slaughtering Christians who refuse to convert to Islam, according to the head of an aid group who recently returned from the African nation. The forced conversions are just one aspect of the Khartoum government's self-declared jihad on the mostly Christian and animist south, Dennis Bennett, executive director of Seattle-based Servant's Heart told WorldNetDaily. Villagers in several areas of the northeast Upper Nile region say that when women are captured by government forces they are asked: "Are you Christian or Muslim?" Women who answer "Muslim" are set free, but typically soldiers gang-rape those who answer "Christian" then cut off their breasts and leave them to die as an example for others. Bennett says these stories are corroborated by witnesses from several tribes in the region. Upon returning to the U.S., he wrote a letter to influential members of Congress and activists. "After witnessing once again the situation on the ground there," Bennett wrote, "I must ask 'How long will the United States government allow the Government of Sudan to continue its jihad against the Black African Christians of South Sudan?'" Backed by Muslim clerics, the National Islamic Front regime in the Arab and Muslim north declared a jihad, or holy war, on the south in 1989. Since 1983, an estimated 2 million people have died from war and related famine. About 4.5 million have become refugees. Sudan's holy war against the south was reaffirmed in October by First Vice President Ali Osman Taha. "The jihad

If you are going gay girls I am going away.

Yay! Ginevera, bring on the gaybess!

With old bean I meant Luciano's prostate. He wants more massages.

Sudan jihad forces Islam on Christians Women refusing to convert gang-raped, mutilated, says relief worker Posted: March 4, 2002 1:00 a.m. Eastern By Art Moore © 2002 WorldNetDaily.com For more information, see the video, "Sudan: The Hidden Holocaust" Sudan's militant Muslim regime is slaughtering Christians who refuse to convert to Islam, according to the head of an aid group who recently returned from the African nation. The forced conversions are just one aspect of the Khartoum government's self-declared jihad on the mostly Christian and animist south, Dennis Bennett, executive director of Seattle-based Servant's Heart told WorldNetDaily. Villagers in several areas of the northeast Upper Nile region say that when women are captured by government forces they are asked: "Are you Christian or Muslim?" Women who answer "Muslim" are set free, but typically soldiers gang-rape those who answer "Christian" then cut off their breasts and leave them to die as an example for others. Bennett says these stories are corroborated by witnesses from several tribes in the region. Upon returning to the U.S., he wrote a letter to influential members of Congress and activists. "After witnessing once again the situation on the ground there," Bennett wrote, "I must ask 'How long will the United States government allow the Government of Sudan to continue its jihad against the Black African Christians of South Sudan?'" Backed by Muslim clerics, the National Islamic Front regime in the Arab and Muslim north declared a jihad, or holy war, on the south in 1989. Since 1983, an estimated 2 million people have died from war and related famine. About 4.5 million have become refugees. Sudan's holy war against the south was reaffirmed in October by First Vice President Ali Osman Taha. "The jihad

Same here. BYE!

g2g beddy-bed time!

;-)

*pouts* fine then!

Don't get me started with the "Cookie Jar" song with your, "Who, me?" business.

*puts down special phone designed to be untraceable* who, me?

I meant ALL HAIL PUMPKINHEAD, MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13, GINEVRA, LEVI3O4, CHERYL, JADE, KURO 69 AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY

And yay for Kuro and PH! ALL HAIL PUMPKINHEAD, MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13, GINEVRA, LEVI3O4, CHERYL, JADE, AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY BAN SNOWY, BAN PUMKINHEAD, AND BAN THE PERVERTED TROLL, BUT DON’T BAN BOOK 7!!! BTW, I put PH at the beginning since he is only honorary.

Oh, haa, haa. In case you're already contracting an assasin, let me remind you that the guy's dead.

Ah yes Kuro is most graciously welcomed into our ranks! Welcome Kuro! FREE CHOCOLATE FOR ALL!

Hmmm...who is this Hershey, and where does he live?

So, verdict reached? I already innaugurated Kuro 69, FYI.

Call me evil and everything, but until I see it, I prefer Hershey. But that is by no means a reason for you not to try and sway my preferences with your own supplies!

I second that!

No biggie, go see it and you shall have chocolate beyond your wildest dreams

BTW, I say we make Pumpkinhead an honorary member of the Good Fight For Sanity. I really feel that he deserves it.

Dang, dang, dang, I'M OUT OF DATE! AGH!

The new one which you MUST SEE IMMEADIATLY

Which version? I've only seen the original.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? The Welcome Song? *slowly waves white flag out of hiding place*

Come again?

Um...actually that was from CATCF *ducks and covers*

Ah, Chicago. "Reach For the Gun" is my favorite song there.

Levi3o4 here he IIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

Please, I have a monumental headache, WW, so cut with the French. Read post 5668, please!

Bonjour! Ou, Bon soir!

Sorry, got distracted. The Poconos! Hey, WW!

Non Non Non! jus de raisin! *diabolical laughter*

Thanks, I was thirsty! Where'd you go on vacation?

Yeah! Nice! And while on vacation, I was constantly watching CNN. Glad to meet you! Extra Grape Juice for you!

Amen!

Oh and I ahve to say it or ill feel bad God bless New Orleans and all that are affected

bye, Brittany, it was fun!

Hi, levi3o4! Have you seen that pumpkinhead faked it all? Check it out on his blog spot, it's pretty funny. Snowy's lost her best supporter. Oh, no!

Yeah it does. I wonder if Jk meant for that to happen...*evil grin* but yeah im tired so ill probally come check back to this site tomorrow. Cheers had fun^_^

I know kingdom hearts! :) Cool! I've always been rather fond of Ginny, I started life as a redhead but it's gotten more brown as I've gotten older. One reason I like Harry and Ginny together is because it reminds me of Harry's dad and mom (since he looks like his dad and his mom was a redhead).

I'M BAAACK! 1st: HI! 2nd: Grape juice for everyone! 3rd: Thanks for wishing me a happy vacation! 4th: Your welcome (hint, hint) Ginevra. I feel that I was doing my duty as a good samaritan asking Jon for a place in the good fight for you. Oh, alright; I asked for myself as well, but still! 5th: I read your first post since becoming a member, Ginny, but I think you were getting a bit too uptight. I'm going to make sure to be the same weirdo as ever since getting the Badge of Approval! 6th: I think Snowy's BF is our version of Peeves. 7th: I'm adding Kuro 69 to our list (for obvious reasons). 8th: ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13, GINEVRA, LEVI3O4, CHERYL, JADE, KURO 69 AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY! BAN SNOWY, BAN PUMKINHEAD, AND BAN THE PERVERTED TROLL, BUT DON’T BAN BOOK 7!!!

Yeah I feelthe same way. Harry and hermione strike me as brother and sister. I Take a liking to ginny.> Im a proud red head and am i lot like her. Although im 16 I look alot like this girl named kairi on kingdom hearts(ps2 game)

I've always seen Harry and Hermione like brother and sister more than anything... Yeah, you'd think that less people would be worrying about their "ship" and more about the Snape killing DD thing and how's Harry going to defeat LV. *shakes head* People!

Yeah i didnt know what shipping was eitehr til this series...now im like a pro lol but still even though I am a r/hermione "shipper" I really dont care. I know this may sound weird but i jsut dont like the idea of harry and hermione together....it just doesnt work for me but if they do i wont like go cry or cut myself ill be like okay and move on to more omportant things like voldemort haha

I HOPE she's not serious, because that would mean she's seriously screwed up! You're amazed at the craziness? Me, too! I never even knew what "shipping" was til this book came out and the interview...WOW!

Is she like serious? I love the books and all but I am still amazed at how crazy HP fandom is.haha

Oh yeah, I've read it all. I laughed so hard I had a headache for several days. And the "interview". And the Duffhead letter. "I've got ways of finding legiticy". Pfft. My rear end. And all the letters from "the rude" R/Hr shippers. SO amusing....

Nope! You have read all the crazy stuff on her home page though? If not, check it out! She's got links up there above the signatures.

I'm not new to the petition but I am new to posting in it. I wonder if, like you said, she's thrown in the towel.... Did the girl actually gain some common sense? (Doubt it)

I've been here from the beginning, mocking and having a great time. But it's been very slow lately without Snowy's special brand of craziness!

I didn't mean to triple post... my computer is slow.

All I read was the petition and such

yeah well im a new comer so I have no idea whats going on. haha Im just a bored person who fonud a ytmnd that linked to here

"Once we reach one million (which shouldn't be long now), I will present the petition to JKR, who will undoubtedly be surprised by the weight of its numbers!" Hmmm, let's see.... the weight of the numbers of the posts that are totally mocking your whinny ass?!? Btw, my name is NOT if reference to the "Pumpkin"; it is, in fact, my actual name.

"Once we reach one million (which shouldn't be long now), I will present the petition to JKR, who will undoubtedly be surprised by the weight of its numbers!" Hmmm, let's see.... the weight of the numbers of the posts that are totally mocking your whinny ass?!? Btw, my name is NOT if reference to the "Pumpkin"; it is, in fact, my actual name.

"Once we reach one million (which shouldn't be long now), I will present the petition to JKR, who will undoubtedly be surprised by the weight of its numbers!" Hmmm, let's see.... the weight of the numbers of the posts that are totally mocking your whinny ass?!? Btw, my name is NOT if reference to the "Pumpkin"; it is, in fact, my actual name.

I miss her, though! Especially now that pumpkinhead's admitted to being a fraud!

A likely enough theory

I think Snowy's admitted defeat, she hasn't posted for a long time. Maybe she got locked up for good this time...:)

*looks around empty board* Um...hello? Anyone here?

haha thats really funny....What happened to this petition is it just a waste now?

Yes, I was! It drives me nuts that they can't face facts. I mean, really, just read the books, let a few anvils hit you on the head... R/Hr is soooooo obvious!

Whose name?

You were being sarcastic werent you? XD

I love your name btw.^_^And there is proof as much as or more proof then harry and hermioneO.o

fixed

Hallo?

But there's one more book! Of course they can still be together. There's no proof of H/Hr but I still believe they are meant to be together.

If Jk said ron and hermione are gonna be together....and then some of the people who signed your petition say tehy still believe in harry and hermione...If the shoe fits people, if the shoe fits... *cough delusional*

Anyone there?

Where's Snowy and those other delusionals? I miss making fun of them. :( It's boring without them hanging around, spouting delusions!

Dangit. I keep missing everyone. Kuro, are you still there?

Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, there is nobody.. *sings ahead in her loneliness*

*sighs*

You people ARE delusional! This type of petition never works. Try again! RON+HERMIONE FOREVER

Kuro is around ! Kuro is around !*jumps up and down like a playball* Uhm... who has managed it to mess up the page layout umpteenth ? It's really getting annoying already. Anyone here who lil' Kuro knows ?

I think we've won the good fight for sanity!! Snowy obviously has GIVEN UP her stupidity (she hasn't posted or updated her page in over a week). Face it, Snowy, you lost! Long live Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione! SUPPORT BOOK 7

Snowy is a hypocrite too if you consider the fact that she calls Ron/Hermione Shippers homophobic. Check out this little gem from Snowy's site: "From Tyler: It's a book... Get over it... and rethink any other Harry Potter books? they've already signed for the next one, after that theres none to ban. Dumb ass. My reply: Tyler? Your name is very similar to Colonel Taylor from Planet of the Apes. If you landed on the Planet of the Apes, those monkeys would've raped your ass and turned you into a mental vegetable, fag boy."

GINEVRA'S HP QUOTE OF THE DAY: "You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry's legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest." Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them. "What did you tell her?" "I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more macho." "Thanks," said Harry, grinning. 'And what did you tell her Ron's got?" "A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where." HBP Ginny is so cool!

Oh, hi Cheryl. I'm here.

Are Ginevra, Jade, Cho, or Kuro here?

Ooh, I like that. Beautiful angst. Post coital chat: Harry: 'Tom I love you.' Voldemort: 'Don't. Call me Tom. Avada Kedavra.' Voldemort *smokes cigarette* Awesomely terrible.

You lot are a bunch of cry babies! Harry + Voldemort forever.

Am I the only one here madly crushing on Emerson? *blushes*

Ha ha ha! My word you've got to be kidding me! I was a H/H shipper but I just took the whole thing as a laugh! I mean seriously - they arent real - its a book! I suggest some of you need to get a love life of your own to spend your time on rather than obsessing about a made up relationship that didnt happen! You people need to lighten up! JKR is great and doesnt need to apologise to any of you lot - its her book not yours, and she can do with it as she pleases! Emerson's Wall of Shame makes me howl with laughter so thinks people for giving him so much more dumb stuff to put up!!

Ron Weasley + Hermione Granger Harry Potter + Ginny Weasley DEAL WITH IT! Whatever you delusional freaks are smoking is some strong shit!!! but thanks for the laugh tho... i'm one of those fans who dont give a rats ass who pairs up with who just as long as Harry kicks Voldemort's ass!

I see myself and my fellow leaders of the Good Fight for Sanity are going to have our work cut out for us now. We've already dealt with Pumpkinhead and a Harmony website, and we're fairly sure we've dealt with snowy, but now we have to deal with complete idiots on here that blatantly haven't read the book and are resorting to bad grammar and nothing but swearing, and once again I find myself have to repost things Ginevra and I posted ages ago. You want H/R evidence? Here's a minimal portion of what we have, that I found in about 5 minutes of looking: "Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I've ever met" - Ron, OotP p.269 "She [Hermione] looked up at Ron and her frostiness seemed to melt" - OotP p. 264 "'Who're you writing the novel to, anyway?' Ron asked Hermione, trying to read the bit of parchment now trailing on the floor. Hermione hitched it up out of sight. "Viktor." "Krum?" "How many other Viktors do we know?" Ron said nothing, but looked disgruntled." - OotP page 407 "I love you Hermione," said Ron, sinking back in his chair, rubbing his eyes warily. Hermione turned faintly pink, but merely said, "Don't let Lavender hear you saying that." - HBP If you want more, just tell me. It's easy enough to find as long as you have a copy of the books and 5 minutes to spare, it's not exactly hard to find...

Oh please, you've got ot be kidding me. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. In case you haven't noticed, THESE ARE JO'S BOOKS! She can do whatever the hell she likes with them, and if you don't like it, don't read it. There's only one JKR and there's millions of us - she can't give us all what we want. I'll admit, I'm a R/H shipper, but that doesn't mean I hate all H/H shippers - most of them just accept it and move on. I hate Harry/Ginny most of the time, but I love it in HBP. Get over yourself, forget about shipping, and just enjoy the book.

Oh, please. Will all of you just read the damn books over again? It's Ron and Hermione. J.K. doesn't need to apologize for shit. She didn't say you were delusional, that was Emerson, and, by the way, you ARE delusional. So stop giving yourselves false hope that you really have a say in what she can do with anything in HP. For all we know, she'll kill all off everyone. So, face it people, Ron and Hermione's love is here to stay. And if you were "true" Harry Potter fans, you wouldn't give two fucks about any of this, you would appreciate whateverthefuck happened. So shut the hell up and face it, it's Ron and Hermione, bitches. And oh yeah, banning the book? HAHAHAHA, try it. Just saying that idea proves the fact hat most Harry and Hermione shippers are mentally unstable.

Someone messed up the posting again! Probably some delusional militant.

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Actually, Kitiny, if you read those posts the word "recovery" is only mentioned once, in the second one. Or is that just a typical H/Hr shipper thing? Seeing things that aren't really there?

I support this petition.

Must you state the 'recovery' thing at the end of all your posts? I'm still mad at JK, though. Not just for the ships. The HBP was by far the worst of the lot. Hermione and Ron deserve more.

Acting like this is just giving emerson (and me) more oppitunities to laugh at you. Forget about it. Move on. has it actually occurred to you that HP is not about who hooks up with whom? Despite this i must point out to you that Ron/Hermione works better in terms of the narritive because of the muggle born/ pure blood clash.to be honest, i think that pathetic is a far better word to describe you guys than dellusional

Show me a link where Emerson apologized! That's right, call me whatever you want, because I am assure you I've been called worse.