Signatures #5600 through #5700 for the Harry and Hermione are destined for each other petition
(not severus snpae for a minute) said 09/05/05, 9:32 pm (verified)
(i'm actually new here. can you tell me what's going on?)
#5700

Ron said 09/05/05, 9:31 pm (verified)
What about me?
#5699

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:30 pm (verified)
I'm back. Yes. Nancy's lost so many points for Ravenclaw...
#5698

Severus Snape said 09/05/05, 9:28 pm (verified)
Finnigan, I'll have you know that nobody calls me Snapey if they enjoy this thing called "life".
#5697

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:27 pm (verified)
Two RPGs ago duh. GTG bye.
#5696

Severus Snape said 09/05/05, 9:26 pm (verified)
Weasley, you worhtless piece of ----, do you really need to be jealous of everybody? Potter, now Finnigan?
#5695

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:25 pm (verified)
You know, Nancy. The one who's always calling you Snapey...
#5694

Severus Snape said 09/05/05, 9:25 pm (verified)
Oh! And Minnie is the one who then deprived him of his appendage, isn't that right? And how did you come across this particular piece of information, by the way, Finnigan?
#5693

Ginevra said 09/05/05, 9:24 pm (verified)
For more info on Nancy Edinborough, check out Kuro's fanfic ideas.
#5692

Ron said 09/05/05, 9:23 pm (verified)
Why is Finnigan here, and I'm not?
#5691

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:22 pm (verified)
It was way back when, Professor, when Volemort was a real stud.
#5690

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:20 pm (verified)
...And they had Nancy Edinborough together. I'm sure you know all about her Professor.
#5689

Severus Snape said 09/05/05, 9:20 pm (verified)
No he didn't. I know on very good authrity that the Dark Lord lacks the... appendage to "shag" anybody.
#5688

Luna said 09/05/05, 9:19 pm (verified)
WHAT!!!! I-I thought he loved meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! !!!! *cries*
#5687

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:18 pm (verified)
*singing* Voldie Shagged Minerva, Voldie Shagged Minerva...
#5686

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:18 pm (verified)
Voldie Shagged Minerva!
#5685

Severus Snape said 09/05/05, 9:17 pm (verified)
Yes, Finnigan, tell! I can't wait to hear this! *runs screaming while realising he's acting so OOC"
#5684

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:16 pm (verified)
Voldie Shagged Minerva!
#5683

Harry said 09/05/05, 9:15 pm (verified)
*has semi-concussion*
#5682

Luna said 09/05/05, 9:14 pm (verified)
oh do tell!
#5681

Severus Snape said 09/05/05, 9:13 pm (verified)
Indeed, it's me. Minnie, why do you treat me like this? What have I done to you? I did you a great favor! You went from deputy headmistress to headmistress! What more can you ask for?
#5680

Luna said 09/05/05, 9:13 pm (verified)
Don't feel too bad about it! Think of it like this! I wish he was in my head! Sure he may go mad by what he's find in ther but I do wish it would happen
#5679

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:13 pm (verified)
Cus I got some juicy gossip here.
#5678

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:12 pm (verified)
K...is anyone listening to me?
#5677

Ginevra said 09/05/05, 9:11 pm (verified)
CU Cheryl.
#5676

Harry said 09/05/05, 9:10 pm (verified)
Noooooo! I feel so contaminated! Bangs head against blackboard and falls over.
#5675

Harry said 09/05/05, 9:10 pm (verified)
Noooooo! I feel so contaminated! Bangs head against blackboard and falls over.
#5674

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:10 pm (verified)
Noooooo! I feel so contaminated! Bangs head against blackboard and falls over.
#5673

Luna said 09/05/05, 9:10 pm (verified)
Exactly!! I want to see him again! Oh and hello Seamus!
#5672

Cheryl said 09/05/05, 9:09 pm (verified)
aww guys, I've got to go for a while! I should be back in about 30 minutes though, keep going without me!
#5671

Seamus the Irish lad said 09/05/05, 9:08 pm (verified)
That's not the real reason McGonagall wants him to come so badly...
#5670

Hermione said 09/05/05, 9:08 pm (verified)
But I can't say....because....because .... BECAUSE VOLDEMORT'S WATCHING US ALL THROUGH HARRY!!
#5669

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 9:07 pm (verified)
Calm down Potter, Professor Snape is the defence against the dark arts teacher and should be treated as such. Let's lead him into the forest and get him tormented by a herd of angry centaurs!
#5668

Luna said 09/05/05, 9:06 pm (verified)
Minerva Minerva...we all know you had a little crush on Dumbledore...may he rest in peace. Just say it. Hermione what's the day people can apparate and disapparate? I am curious to know!
#5667

Harry said 09/05/05, 9:05 pm (verified)
SNAPE!!!
#5666

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 9:04 pm (verified)
Believe me, Miss Lovegood, it would be the greatest thrill of my life for him to come and destroy you all, but as I am Headmistress here, it is my job to protect you. For some reason I cannot imagine, Albus loved you students more than his own life and sacrificed himself to save you. I cannot let him have died in vain.
#5665

Jade said 09/05/05, 9:04 pm (verified)
asshole/bitch- your last comment was an oxemoron...you called us Gay them a mother fucking hoe...obviously a gay man would never fuck a mother...you're so silly! AN Stupid! And SLutty! SO I guess you are the three S's
#5664

Harry said 09/05/05, 9:04 pm (verified)
Dobby, where's Malfoy?
#5663

Severus Snape said 09/05/05, 9:04 pm (verified)
Does snowy post on her petition anymore? I wonder what has happened to her...
#5662

Ginevra said 09/05/05, 9:03 pm (verified)
So...Where's Draco? Any ideas?
#5661

Luna said 09/05/05, 9:02 pm (verified)
McGonagalllllll!!! I wanted to see Voldi again! And weren't you going on about much you wanted him to come here and kill all of us! You are a liar then! I was hoping to see my wittle Dark Lord again...*pouts*
#5660

Hermione said 09/05/05, 9:01 pm (verified)
Whereas you refuse to believe anything uless there's no proof whatsoever. I'm surprised your head doesn't fly off your shoulders with the amount of air inside it! Harry, are you ok?
#5659

Harry said 09/05/05, 9:01 pm (verified)
Scratch that. Never mind. My head feels fine.
#5658

ass hole/bitch said 09/05/05, 9:00 pm (verified)
this petition rocks ive been waiting for someone to do a petition to bend the 7th book i dont like eny of the book i have onley read the first one becuase my second grade teacher read it to us and i hadint even heard of the stupid ass book till then i literly thought the book was gay as a mother fucking hoe
#5657

Harry said 09/05/05, 9:00 pm (verified)
Ahhhh!!! Pr-professor, my head...
#5656

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:59 pm (verified)
*smiles* but most of it is true. You just can't see it because you're too thick headed. You refuse to believe in the unbelievable. I'm amazed you actually beleive in Magic, what with all your logic. Muggles may not see it but some beleve in it...
#5655

Jo Rowling said 09/05/05, 8:59 pm (verified)
What Voldemort DOESN'T know is that Hermione is actually a very accomlished occlumens....
#5654

Ginevra said 09/05/05, 8:59 pm (verified)
Where's Draco? Any ideas?
#5653

Lord Voldemort said 09/05/05, 8:58 pm (verified)
Damn that woman's meddling! Never mind, I can find out for myself... LEGILIMENS!!
#5652

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:57 pm (verified)
STOP! I FORBID YOU TO SAY IT, MISS GRANGER!!
#5651

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:56 pm (verified)
Hmm does that mean I can apparate anywhere today too? Because I learned how to apparate at an early aage...hence my barely visible eyebrows...
#5650

Hermione said 09/05/05, 8:56 pm (verified)
And besides, that day is NOT today, it's -
#5649

Harry said 09/05/05, 8:56 pm (verified)
What? Oh...you don't have to follow Malfoy anymore, Dob- wait where is he?
#5648

Hermione said 09/05/05, 8:55 pm (verified)
But you see, unlike the rag you father publishes, there's actually TRUE information in it. You won't fins any Crumple-Horned Snorkack in here!!
#5647

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:55 pm (verified)
*gasps* I knew it! That's how the eating earwax fairies have been coming here! They've been waiting for that one day! And that's today! This is amazing!!!
#5646

Dobby said 09/05/05, 8:55 pm (verified)
Dobby would like to give Harry Potter a report on the Malfoy boy's whereabouts.
#5645

Harry said 09/05/05, 8:54 pm (verified)
Dobby would like to give Harry Potter a report on the Malfoy boy's whereabouts.
#5644

Lord Voldemort said 09/05/05, 8:54 pm (verified)
Wow, I had no idea listening in on Potter's conversations could be so helpful to my cause!
#5643

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:53 pm (verified)
So what else is new Herms? You've read it about five bloody times already!
#5642

Hermione said 09/05/05, 8:53 pm (verified)
But Professor, it says that you can apparate and disapparate within the Hogwarts Grounds on one day of each year!
#5641

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:52 pm (verified)
Hm well you know me...I'd believe everything and anything. Oh well he's gone...I don't see why he's so bad, he always seemed nice to me... Minerva you really shouldn't take his Firebolt. It's soo pretty...
#5640

Harry said 09/05/05, 8:52 pm (verified)
Ahhhhhhh! What, oh, Dobby? I - I...I thought you were someone else...*rubs eyes*
#5639

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:51 pm (verified)
What's new? Dobby, what is it?
#5638

Hermione said 09/05/05, 8:51 pm (verified)
Professor! I've just been reading Hogwarts: A History!!
#5637

Dobby said 09/05/05, 8:50 pm (verified)
Dobby wonders. Does Harry Potter not see Dobby?
#5636

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:49 pm (verified)
Potter, one more tall tale of Voldemort being in this castle and you will never see your Firebolt again, am I making myself clear?
#5635

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:49 pm (verified)
Biscuits!! *eats it* Aww where did Voldi-poo go? I miss him already...
#5634

Lord Voldemort said 09/05/05, 8:48 pm (verified)
Hmm... Potter must be having hallucinations. What he doesn't realise is that I'm using legilimency to se everything he is.
#5633

Harry said 09/05/05, 8:47 pm (verified)
*stares at a grinning Voldemort* Pro-professor, I...I can still see him.
#5632

Lord Voldemort said 09/05/05, 8:46 pm (verified)
Ha! That fool of a girl does not realise I am now in the Riddle House!
#5631

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:45 pm (verified)
Potter, I see nobody here apart from yourself and Miss Lovegood. Now kindly return to the Gryffindor common room and leave me in peace.
#5630

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:45 pm (verified)
But Minerva you re a fool! Can't you see him? *hugs the dark lord again* He's just soooooo cuddly! ^_^
#5629

Harry said 09/05/05, 8:45 pm (verified)
*thinking he must be seeing things, looks around, shakes, takes a biscuit, and slowly sits down*
#5628

Lord Voldemort said 09/05/05, 8:44 pm (verified)
*leaves and apparets to the Riddle House*
#5627

Harry said 09/05/05, 8:43 pm (verified)
B- But... Professor, don't you see him?
#5626

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:43 pm (verified)
Now, I suggest you both have a biscuit, and calm down.
#5625

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:42 pm (verified)
Potter, every year you tell me some far-fetched story about one thing or another, and I'm not one to be taken for a fool!
#5624

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:42 pm (verified)
*smiles* Silly Minerva! She doesn't realize that Voldi-poo is right there in front of her! And I really don't mind losing so many points. Our house is so smart we'll just get more of them by doing good in class...want a chocolate frog?
#5623

Harry said 09/05/05, 8:41 pm (verified)
AHHHHHHHH!!! P-proffessor, he's, he's here!
#5622

Lord Voldemort said 09/05/05, 8:41 pm (verified)
Damn you, you silly girl! You have revealed Lord Voldemort's presence, and now you shall feel his wrath!
#5621

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:39 pm (verified)
VOLDI-POO!! *hugs the dark lord* It's been sooo long! I missed yoooouu!!! ^_^ Who have you been plotting to kill lately?
#5620

Harry said 09/05/05, 8:39 pm (verified)
But I saw him! *wimpers* Help me!
#5619

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:39 pm (verified)
MISS LOVEGOOD, SHOW SOME RESPECT! 100 POINTS FROM RAVENCLAW
#5618

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:38 pm (verified)
What are you talking about, Potter? There is no way Voldemort could enter this castle, even with Dumbledore gone!
#5617

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:38 pm (verified)
Oh dear professor you really don't mean that do you? Because honostly, you should be the one to die you're so old and wrinkly, it's unhealthy you should be put out of your misery! I'll call Voldi he's been wanting to kill someone for awhile...
#5616

Harry said 09/05/05, 8:37 pm (verified)
Proffessor McGonigall, help! Lord Voldemort's in the castle and he's trying to kill me!
#5615

Lord Voldemort said 09/05/05, 8:36 pm (verified)
Soon, soon, my dear Nagini, I will enter Hogwarts! With that blithering fool Dumbledore gone, there is nothing to stop me now!
#5614

Luna said 09/05/05, 8:35 pm (verified)
Oh sorry Professor I did not see you...what's wrong you seem slightly troubled abput something.
#5613

Ginevra said 09/05/05, 8:35 pm (verified)
Good. Okay. Dang I can't figure out what I should do. It will come to me in a minute. Keep going.
#5612

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:34 pm (verified)
I swear, sometimes I just wish Voldemort would attack Hogwarts to kill them all...
#5611

Jade aka Luna said 09/05/05, 8:33 pm (verified)
Yes I'm here don't worry Ginevra!
#5610

Jade said 09/05/05, 8:32 pm (verified)
I'm Luna because I like her. She's funny!
#5609

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:32 pm (verified)
Miss Lovegood, will you kindly watch where you are going?
#5608

Ginevra said 09/05/05, 8:32 pm (verified)
Where is everyone? Jade, levi, Wonka, are you there?
#5607

Luna L. said 09/05/05, 8:31 pm (verified)
Oh hello! What a nice RPG! I've never really came in here before but it's very nice! I like it! Sirius I thought you died! Oh and I have notcied Regulus it's just that I was too lazy to type it. *shrugs* ooh well! *smiles dreamily*
#5606

Ginevra said 09/05/05, 8:30 pm (verified)
Maybe I'll be Harry. I dunno. I'll see what happens.
#5605

Cheryl said 09/05/05, 8:30 pm (verified)
Well it starts with McGonagall being all stressed out and wanting to get rid of students, lets see where it goes from there!
#5604

Minerva McGonagall said 09/05/05, 8:29 pm (verified)
My life wouldn't be such a failure if we could just get rid of the students...
#5603

Ginevra said 09/05/05, 8:29 pm (verified)
It WAS funny.
#5602

Ginevra said 09/05/05, 8:29 pm (verified)
Okay, so where's the setting of this RPG? Is this another party?
#5601