No, but I probably could... You know in HNP when Harry tells Dumbledore what Scrimgeour said about being DD's man? When DD said "How very rude of him" I burst out laughing because my teacher always says that if we're complaining about people.

Yeah. My fifth grade teacher was really forgetful. But, he would yell at me every time I corrected him. Teachers are nuts.

My parents are like that *sigh*. Did you get your teacher to say nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak? That would be awsome!

hehe I actually corrected my *potions* teacher today, muahahahahaha!!

Yeah. They were reading a book all about witchcraft in my sister's sixth grade class, it was sick. So my dad actually called the school and told them that he didn't feel it was appropriate.

I already call one of my teachers Dumbledore, because they sound so alike! I mean, Dumbledore is so wise, but they way they talk - like the formality and vocab - is so similar it's hilarious.

That sucks! Homework on the first day? You should call chemistry potions and call you teachers by the names of their corresponding Hogwarts proffessors.

I know.... Plus we have to study twentieth-century literature, ,so in 100 years they probably WILL be studying HP!!

But, you know, with the witchcraft, some parents might not approve.

I think most of us would get full marks in Harry Potter ;)

I had my first day today, and my first lesson was Chemistry. That's a thing of pure evil!! AND I got homework. Teachers are sadists....

I wish they would let us study that. I'd so get full marks. ^^

I start school in two days. And I hve a job to go to right after school. :(

They might, they might not. I tried to convince my teacher to let us study Harry Potter but she said no...

Mmmmm...I hope thay don't make us read that.

Hehe it's ok, at least you realised the impersonator wasn't me this time :P Plus I know the snape song off by heart, I love typing it all out!! Of course, I love listening to it even more!

A plane crashes on an island, and all the kids walk around loads, then start getting suspicious, accidently kill some of the others, nd turn into cannibals. It's remarkable that William Golding could take such a great storyline and make it so dull...

Sorry for making you do that...

So what's Lord of the Files about?

There are oh so many potions in the world, for almost anything that you wish to attain, You can bottle fame, and brew glory but you cannot put a stopper on my pain. There is no potion that can cure a broken heart, I know it always will be true,] There are remedies for impotence and mind-expanding hallucinogens, But there's nothing that can cure my love for yooooou!!! Thought I'd give you the whole song just so you can be absolutely sure :P

Oh, you must be. I just saw post 6090. ^^

Are you the REAL Cheryl? Say a few lines of the Snape song.

And post 6088 was definately not Cheryl as I'm sure you have already guessed. BAN SNOWY, BAN THE PERVERTED TROLL, BUT DON'T BAN BOOK 7!!!

Hey Ginevra!!!!! I came back on in spite of myself and you're on here so woo!! I see I'm still being impersonated, they're not even funny.

I'm only imitating her because I have nothing better to do than try to make people think she's insulting herself. I have no life, I admit it.

Hey Tam. Since you were gone, you, Kuro, and others got added to the Good Fight list. Check it out: ALL HAIL PUMPKINHEAD, MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13, GINEVRA, LEVI3O4, CHO, CHERYL, JADE, KURO 69, TAMARA, LILYCLIO, AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY! Oh, and Pumpkinhead was faking the whole thing. ^^

I suck penissss

Haha!! This is wonderful!! H/HR = DELUSIONAL!!!! You kids are freaking insane. There will never be "Harry and Hermione". JKR is not WRONG! It's her own freaking books! For any angry retorts: ameliascore@yahoo.com

Aww... so the wittle babies-now called the delusional Harry Hermione shippers who can't seem to see anvil signed hints and keep blaming Emerson for being unprofessional etc.-I pity you because you obsess over the lives of non real characters. I never really was a "shipper" and I liked thought Harry and hermione would get together too, but that doesn't mean I hate the books! How could you hate them, they're a superb piece of descriptive and rich writing and who gets together during the series doesn't change that. Why aren't there bigger debates about the death of Dumbledore? And if you can ban a book, can we "Plant the Bush Back in Texas"?

Just a quick check in to say, "HI!" There's still a bit much going on to keep up with all this regularly so, sorry if I'm missing anything. Kuro-Kuuuu! I msis yoooou! T.T

To Ginevra, Cho, Jade, and other members of the GFFS I've grown rather fond of: I know I won't be here when you read this (hehe starting to sound like RAB, aren't I?)but I'm just letting you know I'm alive hehe. The next time I'll be able to be on here while you are will probably be Thursday, so I'll see you then! I'm off to read Lord of the Flies, see you on Thursday!!

"We also petition Joanne Kathleen Rowling to rectify the situation in Book 7, clearing up any questions the few Ron/Hermione shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Harry Potter books, that of Harry and Hermione. Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban Book 7 when it comes out. As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series, this action will seriously affect books sales, and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications." I have a the name of a very productionve shrink. If you want, I'll have him give you a call, then you guys can discuss the serious mental issues you have. Trying to get a book banned because you THINK Harry and Hermione should be together is rather pathetic. I pray to God these absurd things never succeed. Else we will start to see petitions wanting people with the name BUSH banned from federal offices.

you have got ot be kidding me. Big old JK hurt your feelings? Did she make you cry? Did being called delusional over a romance in a fictional book make you al whiny and upset? Well get over it. Your more than delusional, your physcotic. Making a petition over something as trivial as this. You should make a petitition against spreading stupidity. I for one would sign it. And it would stop people like you form spreading their very dangerous disease.

OK guys, lets get one think straight: all post by "Cheryl" since after I said I was going to sleep were NOT by me. Every time I say I'm leaving somebody pretends to be me. I'm just not going to say when I'm leaving now. You can tell me apart from impersonators because they're just so bad at impersonating me!! And I never say that little, I'm too much of a chatterbox, just for future reference :P Anyway, I'll hopefully be back on later today, I'm off to the big pile of homework waiting for me.

Seriously, are you joking? "As the millions of Harry/Hermione shippers are the only "true" fans of the Harry Potter book series" really makes you sound as though that's true. I suppose the other million or so people including maybe the 10 people in the entire world that ship Ron/Hermione aren't real fans, they just pretended to read the books? I am greatly amused by your petition however, and even more amused that everyone's using it as a chatboard, so thanks for the laugh. Good luck with banning one of the most popular books of our generation as well! "H/Hr are the only true fans" line's going to keep me laughing for a while!

dont u have anything better to do than try to ban book 7?if all h/hr shippers r like this... i agree w/ jkr about u being delusional

youre banning a book because of the love lives of a few ficticious people? grow up ,please.

You should all just GROW UP!!!!!!!!! Who cares if Harry goes out with Ginny???!!!!! It's her book, let her write it the way she wants to!!!!!

Oh my god. *eyeroll* so i'm not a true fan because i think that Hermione/Harry has been heading for the ocean floor since book one? Why don't you get over this & yourself and get a fucking life sweetpea. But thanks for giving me a good laugh.

'Kay, here it is once again. I may have screwed up the lyrics a tiny bit, I wrote it as I listened to the song. See if you can guess what the song is... Something inspired me to write this. The song Im listening to is... (HINT: it should be incredibly easy. Tomorrow I'll post a song much harder): Run and tell all of the angels this could take all night think I need the devil to help me get things right. Put me up a new revolution Cause this one is a lie Sat around laughed at the washer last one dye Im looking to the sky to save me Looking for a sign of life. Looking for something to help me burning bright Looking for the complication Looking cause Im tired of life. Make my way back home and learn to fly. Think I'm dying out of patience. It can wait one night. Give it all away if you give me one last try. Will it happen if you ever dropped if you just save my life? Run and tell the angels everything's all right. Looking to the sky to save me. Looking for a sign of life. Looking for something to help me burning bright. Looking for complication. Looking cause I'm tired of trying. Make my way back home and learn to fly x2 Fly with me I cant quite make it alone. Try to make this life my own. Fly with me I cant quite make it alone. Try to make this life my own. Looking to the sky to save me. Looking for a sign of life. Looking for something to help me burning bright. Looking cause Im tired of trying. Make my way back home and learn to... Looking to the sky to save me. Looking for a sign of life. Looking for something to help me burning bright. Looking for complication. Looking cause Im tired of trying. Make my way back home and learn to fly. x3

'Kay back. Im gonna repost my song in a second and see if anyone guesses it correctly. Then I gotta practice my guitar.

I don't remember them. I have a horrible memory. I just copy and paste.

Oh, and levi, when you're back on, kuro wanted to offer you her MANY, MANY, MAAAANY THANKS for putting her on the Good Fight List.

WOW. You remember ALL those names?! I hardly remember to write my homework down...

Ah, bless the infamous Pumpkinhead. One of the greats. One can only admire. Dont forget about my song of the day! Below.

Oh, I forgot LilyClio. ALL HAIL PUMPKINHEAD, MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13, GINEVRA, LEVI3O4, CHO, CHERYL, JADE, KURO 69, TAMARA, LILYCLIO, AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY!

Aww, I missed levi. Sorry I left. My dad's working me to death (tiling a floor). Yeah, I guess Tam wouldn't care either way. Okay. Here's the list. ALL HAIL PUMPKINHEAD, MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13, GINEVRA, LEVI3O4, CHO, CHERYL, JADE, KURO 69, TAMARA, AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY!

My fav is PoA, but my second favorite is OotP. My least is SS. My favorite movie is PoA because it has been the most accurate so far, though I dont like the Hairy Worm above Lupin's lip, and the actors are far more accustomed to their roles. Fav characters: Moony! He has many nicknames, Moony does. I use all of them in an editorial I wrote at godrics-hollow.org. I like all the Weasleys, especially Ron, then Sirius.

Bye!

Fav Books - PS/SS, CoS, PoA (They are far more naive, yet the mystery is still there.) Least Fav Book - OotP (Harry basically spent this book pouting. However, I think Umbridge, is, in a way, my scariest DADA teacher.) Fav Movie - PoA (I didn't like the other ones because they pretend to be faithful though they are not. At least PoA was honest) Least Fav - CoS (see above) Fav Char - Dubledore, Weasley Twins, Lee Jordan

And Cheryl, you better go to bed now if you have school in the morning. It must be around 4 am at your location if I calculated that right...

Hi levi, hi, hi !

Hello levi, it's nice to have you back! But I am afraid to tell you that I am off, cause I have to go to bed now (it's *really* late here). But don't forget to post your favorite books of the HP ones and movies and characters and least favorites as well. Good night!

I'll release my answer on my petition at 10:00 p.m my time. Right now it's 7:21 p.m., so we have some time.

Sung hangh den wang won den yung y en gung guu hen man kun yongyo sum. Suuung Dang

Hello!

Hi, hi !

Cheryl??? You are still on? Weren't you supposed to be in bed now cause you have school in the morning?

Dang. I missed an RPG!? I didn't even know there WAS one!!! I need to keep up...

It's "My life without toastbred" by the amoebae brothers!

S'okay. I'm just kinda curious if people listen to my type of music. I suppose I'll give a huge hint if peoples cant figure it out. I really dont care if Im a leader. I just pull my weight, thats all. The RPG's are hilarious! I read one of them a whlie ago.

Hi! I'm back! I can't believe I missed the RPG! ARGH!

Dunno which song could it be, I am not too much into music. It's no problem if you're not a leader, I wasn't a leader either two days ago.

YOU HONESTLY THINK THIS IS A PETITION?!?! *doubles over in laughter* Man, what would give ANYONE that crazed idea?!?!?!

Is this even a petition anymore!?

Thanks you, BUT... what is the name of the song and the band? Im gonna make it a daily tradition to post lyrics to songs and see if people can guess the band. Im no leader for the good fight, but I guess I support the real harmony (stop fighting), and of course PIE. www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/can_we_all_getalong ^thats my petition, and I support these two petitions www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/everyone_loves_pie www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/loyalty_to_emerson

Nice song Funky! Kuro? Are you still around?

Gin, I think it's a great idea making Tama-chan a leader ^^. I dunno if she would care about it or not, have still no response to my e-mail I wrote her serveral days ago... but I understand her situation. WOH ! Levi made me a leader o__O ? Wow, hopefully I will meet good old Levi soon to thank him ^w^. Well, Gin if you should be on when Levi's on too, may you please tell him MANY, MANY, MAAAANY THANKS from me ^^ ?

I may have screwed up the lyrics a bit. I literally wrote this as I listened to the song.

Something inspired me to write this. The song Im listening to is... (HINT: it should be incredibly easy. Tomorrow I'll post a song much harder): Run and tell all of the angels this could take all night think I need the devil to help me get things right. Put me up a new revolution Cause this one is a lie Sat around laughed at the washer last one dye Im looking to the sky to save me Looking for a sign of life. Looking for something to help me burning bright Looking for the complication Looking cause Im tired of life. Make my way back home and learn to fly. Think I'm dying out of patience. It can wait one night. Give it all away if you give me one last try. Will it happen if you ever dropped if you just save my life? Run and tell the angels everything's all right. Looking to the sky to save me. Looking for a sign of life. Looking for something to help me burning bright. Looking for complication. Looking cause I'm tired of trying. Make my way back home and learn to fly x2 Fly with me I cant quite make it alone. Try to make this life my own. Fly with me I cant quite make it alone. Try to make this life my own. Looking to the sky to save me. Looking for a sign of life. Looking for something to help me burning bright. Looking cause Im tired of trying. Make my way back home and learn to... Looking to the sky to save me. Looking for a sign of life. Looking for something to help me burning bright. Looking for complication. Looking cause Im tired of trying. Make my way back home and learn to fly. x3

am unhappy cause i am dead

Cheryl ? Where are you gone o.O ?

Huh, sorry Gin, my last post needed some time ^^!

Everybody is posting favourities now, I see ^^. Awww, have to do so as well of course: Favorite book: CoS Second favorite book: PoA Least favorite book: GoF (it scared me o__O ! This whole Voldemort-reborn thing was too much for poor kuro's weak heart ~_~ *still suffers*) Favorite movie: PoA Least favorite movie: Nope ! ^^ Favorite characters: Ron, Hermione, Tom Riddle *faints* (He's soooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo damn sexy, MOAH !), Mr Weasly (yes, you read right XD ! I just love how we loves muggles ^w^), then... Sirius, Remus, oh, I like Snape too and James of course, well, oh, don't forget about Hagrid and Neville, yes, Neville, he#s just so, wait, and Luna- ok, I guess I like (too) MANY characters (better stop now). Least favorite character: Rita Skeeter (she was SO annoying, ugh @_@), Cedric Digoree (No, I have no clue how to write his name XD), yeah, Prof. Umbridge, Madame Maxime (poor Hagrid ;__;) and Bellatrix Lestrange (SHE KILLED SIRIUS, EWWWW >< !!!).

Kuro?

Hey, Kuro, I was thinking about making Tam a leader. Levi made you one. But, Tam's been busy with, well you know, and I don't know if she really cares much about the Good Fight anymore. What do you think?

Hey Kuro.

Im here but no ones looking for me.... *heavy sigh* Im realy loved. Argh, my letter 'v' key keeps on getting stuck...

CHERYL, thanks goddess, you're on *cheers* !

Hi Kuro!

I am here too ^0^/ ! Very late again, I know V_V, I will try to be earlier here tomorrow, I swear ! Cho, Gin, Levi, Cheryl, anybody still here ? DAMN ! I am ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS too late *sigh* >< !

HERMIONE GRANGER/DRACO MALFOY FOREVER!!!

My favs in the series are nearly the same as the H/Hr shipper and Cho. Awkward. Umbridge is too evil to hate.

Erm: Fav book: PoA! 2nd book: OotP Least favorite: SS Fav movie: PoA! Least fav: PS Fav characters: Remus, then Ron and Sirius Marauder: Remus Least fav character: Cho (the one in the book, she's annoying), Fudge and Scrimgeour (damn politics! Well I just dont like them...), that Skeeter woman.

eww that's so not true.... it's Herminie and Rone that are destended for each other.

I am even more ironic here, I dislike Harry the most :( ! He's beeing damn rude lately.

What's about your LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTERS? Does nobody dislike anybody in HP or what? Well, for me it's: Least favorite character: Fudge, UMBRIDGE (of course), Cho (I know, I know, that's ironic, duh).

Favourite book: PoA 2nd favourite: HbP least faourite: PS Favourite movie: PoA least favourite: PS Favourite characters: Gred and Forge Marauder: Remus

Ginevra, sems like someone has a HUGE imagination here, if you ask me about the editorial.

GTG

my least favourite character is tonks

You gotta see this new editorial. It's driving me crazy. It's probably not true, but for some odd reason, I want it to be...Just look at it. www.mugglenet.com/editori als/editorials/edit-hseek er01.shtml

GINEVRA'S HP QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Now you two—this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you’ve—you’ve blown up a toilet or—" "Blown up a toilet? We’ve never blown up a toilet." "Great idea, though, thanks, Mom." "It’s not funny. And look after Ron." "Don’t worry, ickle Ronniekins is safe with us." "Shut up," said Ron again. SS/PS

I'm back. Sure thing: No one actually supports this.

plz tell me no one actually supports this...

Bitch, puh-leeze. My milkshake brings Harry to the yard.

Oh I forgot my favorite characters! Favorite characters: Hermione, Remus, Sirius and Hagrid (he is such a good-hearted person) Favorite marauder: Sirius and Remus What's about your least favourite characters?

Favorite book: PoA Second favorite: HBP Least favorite book: CoS Favorite movie: PoA Least Favorite: PS Favorite characters: Ron, weasley twins Marauder: Sirius

hey....what is this thing? did anyone actually sign it for real?

FOOD...bye