Yes, this is getting very stupid. Jonathan and snowy, we all know you're the same person, so give it up.
I'm also having my doubts about Miss Trish. Someone's having just a bit too much fun around here...
This argument is just getting stupid on both sides. I'm certainly seeing Alex's point. Is anyone reading these comments? Your both sounding as "delusional" as the next guy. Both sides.
Damn! How did you know that it was me? Curse you foul one.
BTW Me and Ann Coulter are the same person. That is why we look similar. I do it for the $$$.
posts 714, 717, 718, and 722 are not me. Well, it IS me but you see it's my schizophrenic self again. Please ignore those ridiculous posts and concentrate instead on praising JKR and Emerson, and the Good Fight For Sanity.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
Alex D., due to the bizarreness of your conspiracy theory post, I'd almost swear that you are Michael Moore.
In what way am I the same person as Snowy? I certainly don't won't to ban book 7, so how did you work that one out?
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
COME BACK PUMPKINHEAD! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT!
RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS
Give Snowy hell from us Peeves...
My sixth email to Snowy, although she is now using the term "Johnny Jackass" now, sheesh, how pathetic. Her it is:
From Jonathan, representative of The Good Fight For Sanity,
WOW! You've mastered the use of PARAGRAPHS! It seems like the grammar lessons that me and Trish have been providing you are finally working!
Your responses are getting a little desperate and hysterical now aren't they? "BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST IN THE BOOKS!!!" Your so-called Wall of Shame is providing so many good arguments against your stupid ideas that you are quite clearly starting to feel the strain. In the long run, there is no way you are going to be able to hack it in the face of such opposition. You are far outnumbered and you have now made yourself responsible for the creation of an organisation dedicated to rid the internet of lunatics such as yourself. The Good Fight For Sanity will achieve momentous victory over yourself in very good time. Oh sure, you can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? Somehow, I think not.
You claim that Ron/Hermione does not exist in the books, but what would you know about the books? If I may recall correctly, on one of your posts on your petition, you said that your ideas were NOT based on the BOOKS, but the MOVIES, saying, and I quote: "Dan and Emma would look so much more cute together". If your case was that Dan and Emma should go out together in REAL LIFE, I may feel inclined to agree. After all, there are plenty of examples of couples who did movies together: Tim Burton and Helen Bonham Carter (Charlie & The Chocolate Factory), Tom Cruise used to go out with Nicole Kidman (and they did "Eyes Wide Shut"), Johnny Depp used to date Winona Ryder (Edward Scissorhands) and, of course, the "Will they, won't they?" of Hollywood: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Mr and Mrs Smith). However, the issue here is not D
*Gasps*. How dare...oh how DARE you say something so immature?! My dear daughter, Ginny Weasley, will and always, be with Harry. My dear son, Ronald Weasley, will always be immature about his feelings for dear Hermione. You have no right, whatsoever, to say who Harry should end up with, missy! It is HIS personal business and not yours woman...oh no, no, no...actually, you, 'Snowy' is not a woman, you're an immature, silly, delusional, obsessed, little girl!
By the way, not to be rude but I thought it would be fair to inform you a little on a simple fact partaining to the popularity and talent of The Macabre Quartet:
To the fans they've already established via the internet and, I'm informed by Tamara, reality, they have already been placed at a rank equal to or above that of J.K. Rowling's whereas entertainment and brilliance is concerned. Quite a few of their fans would argue that point with you until ragnarok, but what do I know? I'm a simple man who is just giving a bit of information..
Oh, dear; it seems we've run into quite a bit of hostility on all parts in this little petition here, haven't we? I must say, I do enjoy a good fic or two on Harry/Hermione; however, it's apparently not going to end up that way for the fans of the actual books written by Rowling herself. She's said clearly she has no intentions of pairing Harry with Hermione.
A bold effort it was. Posting a little petition to get the job done, that is. However, the fact remains that it's not going to happen. I'm afraid the only delusional ones are those who actually sign the petition in agreement with you on the cancelation of book seven if Rowling won't change her mind on that. I was poorly informed that a "true fan" would be that set in mind on a pairing they'd want the series to come to a complete halt, depriving others who enjoy it of the entertainment.
You really must face the idea that nothing people say is going to change her mind but herself, ultimately, on what she wants to do with the series. That includes the characters within Harry Potter's world, of course.
As much a fan of Harry and Hermione I may or may not be, it's a bit much to think a handful of people can stop a book compared to the many thousands of others who wwant it to continue.
As for the comments towards Raina Summers and my fianceé Sammy, it's highly unappreciated that someone with little enough maturity and morals as to put up what is a futile- while noteworthy -effort in stopping book seven as this would slander the names of The Macabre Quartet and Sammy for putting in their two cents' worth on the idea. An open mind is always useful, not just on the sides of those putting in but also on those who are receiving. *:winks:*
-Xel
P.S., A little innocuous fun never hurt anyone. That's basically what this petition amounts to when all is said and done and Harry Potter's
Oh, a fantastic point there Riley. Assuming you are American, snowy, I (yes, this poor lowly fan who actually knows her place) probably have more power over the book than you. In fact, I challenge you. Come on over, snowy, and we can fight it out in front of Jo's house. I'm sure she'd take a lot of notice (*insert sarcasm*)
Still, I may go right now and make a direct appeal to the Lady herself for Dobby/Hagrid. Tiffi, can I borrow a crumpet to bribe her with?
Snowy, I find it amusing that you think that you have any power over J.K. Rowling. She's her own person, she can write her own book. If you're so upset about Ron/Hermione and say you'll never touch a HP book again--then don't. The Potterverse can only become better without you screwing it up. Go and write your own version of book seven. Do something better with your time than trying to persuade JKR to change her book. Stop thinking you have any say in it. She's like the most powerful woman in Britain, do you think she's going to listen to some delusional American (assuming that you're American) teenager who is saying nothing but bad things about her, a girl so devoid of a life that she created this pathetic petition for a pathetic reason, so girl who gets so insanely worked up about nothing? No. Your ship has sunk down to a watery grave. Boo hoo. Get over it. Get a life.
I'll ask you once again to stop swearing so fouly. It's disgusting, and it offends me, and what I stand for (and what my religious group stands for). All you're doing by using such profane words is showing how stupid you are by lowering yourself to such a pathetic, sad point. Stop it. Please. But I don't suppose I'll make any difference, because nothing will stop you, will it?
Wait...so where is your logic exactly? Because Harry doesn't feel anything at all for Hermione...they're obviously going to be together? WTF? I think you've just screwed up your own argument...
snowy, why do you want Harry and Herminone to hook up so badly that you are willing to spend a lot of your time on a petition that is already a joke. Face it, even if you did reach one million signatures. Do you think JKR will care? She'll probably laugh her head off about us all argueing like this. I'm laughing already XD This is fun!
Besides, the no-life impersonaters don't spend there entire life trying to hook up to characters in a fiction book. Please, write your own Harry Potter story on fanfiction.com and let JKR write the book she wants you to enjoy.
Oh yeah, and the two quotes I've sent you, including the quote on Goblet of Fire page 480 where Harry says he does not fancy Hermione ARE concrete evidence of Ron/Hermione. Are you blind as well as a retard?
DEAL WITH IT
BISCUITS FOR ALL! (and yours, Snowy, are poisoned)
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
COME BACK PUMPKINHEAD! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT!
RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS
Give Snowy hell from us Peeves...
(snorts in laughter)
Oh, resorting to dirty tactics are we now Snowy? Well to quote a famous song "Anything you can do, we can do better" And I don't really think much to your claims that you can hack. I seriously doubt someone whose main words are idiot and "HOW DARE YOU" and has atrociously bad grammar is any good at hacking. Your cheap insults are eventually just going to drag you down, you along with your militant H/Hr comrades.
DEAL WITH IT
BISCUITS FOR ALL! (and yours, Snowy, are poisoned)
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
COME BACK PUMPKINHEAD! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT!
RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS
Give Snowy hell from us Peeves...
Ha ha, more no-life impersonators, well whatever, we're over 700 now so the more the merrier.
So you're actually proud of that piece of crap you emailed me, Johnny Jackass? I've been more proud of spectacular dumps I've made after eating spicy burritos.
And btw, you still haven't provided ONE example from any of the Harry Potter books where Ron and Hermione have a romantic moment. Not one.
Good hunting, fuckwad!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
Captain is idiot. I know this because he doesn't agree with me and my opinion is greater than anyone elses. Even better than god's because god doesn't exist.
I know how to hack, I've been to college you idiot. How old do you think I am? I'm 45 you idiot. I'm not leaving this computer until my quest to get Harry and Herminone together is complete. My little boy is crying for food but I won't feed him until I am appaised. Could you live with yourself if he died of hunger? If not, sign this petition.
If you were a true fan, you wouldn't want JKR to surpise us with anything we might not like. All her books should be predictable and let her fans control her creation. Predictable things are more popular. Look at how popular Friends was? So up yours Captain, if thet is your real name. Which I doubt it is. I'm jsut going to sign this petition over and over again under different names so it looks like more people agree with me. Up yours chump. Sanity will be destroyed.
Snowy, are you really this delusional? By the way, i am the person who you told to get their head out of emersons ass, and if i would, i wouldnt coz emersons mugglenet is the best hp site around, unlike your excuse for a loyal fan site. Go Emerson and Melissa!!!
HAHAHAHAH! YOU? You know how to hack? I have multiple friends going into computer science, contacts at MIT, and my college is one of the biggest computer programming schools in the nation. Honestly, you can hack, Snowy? Good luck with that.
And WB doesn't own JKR. That's only the movie and marketing side of things. JKR controls the endings of the books, which are licenced and distributed by Bloomsbury publishing. WB would lose so much by firing JKR, she's one of their biggest sources of revenue. Learn some business tactics before you try to brag big.
Every H/H kid in the world could boycott book seven, never touch another bit of HP merch, and it would still be the best selling fiction book of all time.
#713 is a posuer. About one quater of the fake's post makes a tiny bit of sense so it could not possibly be me. J.K.Rowling you whoring bitch! We, your fans, own you. We created you by funding your books. You owe us you slut. You're idiots anyway, I know how to hack and when we reach our goal (Which we will with your constant bullshit talk) I will hack into the petitionspot system and change all your comments into postive results. When the owner of the book company of Harry Potter see this, they will
Besides, Warner Brothers own J.K Rowlings ass and my preppy friend's dad owns WB so she can tell her dad to FORCE her to change the ending or she'll lose her job. I don't need you anymore you suckers. Ha Ha Ha! Your quest for anity has failed bitches. Kiss my ass and buy me some sugar.
Please excuse me. I have what is commonly known as "Gollum Syndrome", otherwise known as schizophrenia. You see, right, there is this other self of me, who keeps being in denial and giving out abuse to people. Despite my constant visits to therapy, this nasty side of myself still remains. Sadly, as part of my Gollum syndrome, I haven't been outside for 15 years. Therefore, I actually strike a perfect resemblance to Smeagol. And where's my Precious?
My Pumpkinhead?
I would like to assure everyone who has been feeling worried by my eccentric and, frankly, bizarre behaviour that my website is a hoax. The same holds true of this petition. In reality, I think JKR is brilliant! And so is HBP!
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
Question: How long is this going to go on? I'm thinking at least until book 7 comes out. Which it will.
Well, anyway, here's hoping this evolves into...wow, no, it can't get any better.
Here is my 5th email to Snowy, I'm particularly proud of this one:
Might I ask what you are doing on my petition and also the Crazy Shipper Ban petition when your views represent a pitiful minority? On the other hand, because (as petition numbers 645 and 682 demonstrate), very few people are actually supporting your petition. Au contraire, abuse and mockery on your petition achieve a higher percentage over any support. Whereas on both my petition and the Crazy Shipper Ban petition, there is a higher percentage of support over abuse. To quote yourself: DEAL WITH IT.
And now it is time for some more concrete Ron/Hermione evidence:
First, from Goblet of Fire, page 480.
"We're friends. She's not my girlfriend and she never has been. It's just that Skeeter woman making things up."
"Hermy-own-ninny talks about you very often," said Krum, looking suspiciously at Harry.
"Yeah," said Harry, "because we're FRIENDS."
He couldn't quite believe he was having this conversation with Viktor Krum, the famous international Quidditch player. It was though the eighteen-year-old Krum thought he, Harry, was an equal - a real rival -
"You haff never...you haff not..."
"No," said Harry, very firmly.
How's that for killing any romantic relationship stone dead? In this very short section Harry severs any possibility of romantic feeling for Hermione, thus making Krum happier. Throughout the school year, what with people constantly quoting the Skeeter articles at him at any attempt, Harry actually admits to being tired out from telling people that Hermione is not his girlfriend.
Next, also from Goblet Fire, this time page 376.
"Well if you don't like it, you know what the solution is, don't you?" yelled Hermione; her hair was coming down out of it's elegant bun no
"Harry and Hermione are very platonic [platonic means nonsexual] friends. But I won't answer for anyone else. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink." -- From a National Press Club Luncheon chat with JK Rowling, October 1999)
I'm sure that Snowy's supposed "contact high up in publishing" is REALLY going to want to order JKR around with what's going on in HER book, right guys? We're really frightened NOW snowy...
ok, snowy, you caught me. i am obsessed with ron and harry being together. all of the subtle hints, the sexual tension, it's so obvious!
that was SARCASM by the way. but snowy doesn't seem to understand the meaning of sarcasm. you know, there's probably more evidence in the books supporting a ron/harry romance than a harry/hermione. (again, SARCASM).
thanks MissTrish. you're right, all that just goes to show how narrow minded and immature snowy is. and i agree, where is pumpkinhead? she hasn't updated her blog since friday (not that i've been checking every day for more stuff to make fun of...no...not me...)
whoever that was that said that pumpkinhead must know what he/she/it is talking about because he/she/it went to princeton made me laugh harder than anything. "yeah, jkr doesn't know anything, even though she WROTE THE BOOKS, but pumpkinhead went to princeton, so he/she/it must know everything!"
we need some more crazies to laugh at...they're so much fun!
Could someone tell me where to find snowy's wall of shame. I think it would also be highly amusing to read snowy's idea of items that belong there.
Also, feel free to stop by and sign my petition supporting the "anti-snowy" movement.
www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/crazy_shipper_ban
Unfortunately, Tiffi, if you make even one tiny error, and even if you correct it, some dickheads *cough*Snowy*cough* will run with it because said dickheads are trying to hide the fact that they can't back up their side of the argument. I know, I know... it's a sad, sad world when there are people like Snowy living in it.
One of the crazies is still missing - pumpkinhead is MIA! COME BACK CRAZY PUMPKINHEAD! WE WANT TO LAUGH AT YOU!
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
NB: Sorry for the errors in my last post. I was in a major hurry, and a couple of typos never killed anyone (except for my Aunt Betty, but we didn't talk to her anyway). I just had to note this and apologise, as, sigh, some will use it against me.
CORRECTIONS:
"your last post"
"CAN'T DO A DAMN THING"
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
Love and crumpets,
Tiffi
Oh my god. You actually think that book 7 won't sell as much JUST BECAUSE HARRY/HERMIONE don't get together?!?
ARE YOU THAT BLIND, STUPID WOMAN?!?!?!?!??!?!
The Harry Potter series` main theme is NOT BASED ON ROMANCE!! It is based on good vs. evil. All the little 7 year old reading the series don't really care about the romance; and I guarantee you they make up about at least 50% of the population who read Harry Potter.
If you really are only reading the Harry Potter series just because of a stupid NON-HAPPENING COUPLE, then you have no life.
God, you are truly the epitome of stupidity.
And I don't even care that I'm adding one more signature to your even more pathetic petition, because this petition will no way cause anything to happen.
This is prepostrous! The two people claiming to be me are not me and are merely two ordinary people imitating me.
I have one thing to say to you. Will you please GIVE UP? I've already told you in the interview that Harry and Hermione are NOT MEANT TO BE.
Like I have said before, you need to go and "re-read" all of the six books to actually understand completely the whole story.
And this petition will do nothing to change that.
CRUMPETS FOR EVERYONE!!
Oh, and snowy? I poisoned yours.
*evil cackle*
Man, do I love my crumpets.
TO MY DARLING SNOWY: First I’ll address your lost post, and then THE FACT THAT I GOT ON YOUR WEBPAGE!!!!!! Awesome. I would say my work here is done, but it’s so not. I’m glad to see you are spreading my words of wisdom around though … many thanks.
QUOTE: “650+ signatures!!! Take that, R/Hr morons!”
Um, as I helped a heck of lot in getting that number up to 650 (see my numerous posts and the posts of people saying they love me) I don’t really see how this is spiting me. See, ‘take that’ implies that something I didn’t what to eventuate occurred. But, dear snowy, I have encouraged many to sign this (INVALID AND TOTALLY MEANINGLESS) petition, either to mock or be mocked. The moral of this story is, snowy, throwing the fact that the majority of people hate you and agree with me does not particularly hurt. I mean, it’s not like I’m gonna cry myself to sleep about it …
QUOTE: “I also look forward to pumpkinhead's intelligent comments, if they choose to return and add any.”
Sigh. Once again I must point you in the direction of pumpkinhead’s ( your mind is made of mushy pumpkin) stupidity. See: ‘unsensitive’, ‘populus’, ‘comprehense’, ‘statings’, ‘graped’ and ‘effection’. Not only can pumpkinhead not spell, or use these words in the correct context, but he/she/they/it thinks he/she/they/it CAN! Ask for a refund on that brain you bought, pumpkinhead. It’s obviously not working for you …
(NB: Glad to see you’ve referred to pumpkinhead as ‘they’ – in keeping with the fact that it is a creature of unspecified gender – for more details, see Pro-Emerson petition.)
QUOTE: “People with lives actually go out and live them, unlike R/Hr morons who have nothing better to do than sit on their fat asses indoors and sign petitions they don't even agree with.”
I LOVE THIS PART!!!! You just tried to imply that YOU have a life! Coz, you know,
darn i didnt make it onto the list of fighters for sanity. j/k
wow, of the apparent 'millions' of Harry/Hermione shippers that exist according to Snowy, only about 15 have shown up, despite the fact that this petition has had attention on just about every HP site there is. what an enigma, mind-boggling isnt it? why dont they show themselves? is there perhaps a secret underground organization rallying against us? oh dear i'd better go get my water pistol.
much like the above situation, when you say there are millions of angry shippers out there, you are dreaming Snowy, i suggest you get off the hallucinogenics enter back into this place called reality.
Colleen - another thing, I notice Snowy didn't read your email properly (she has a bad habit of not reading my emails properly either). Where you said, "ron's owl was next to harry's too, does that mean harry and ron are going to get together?", Snowy interpreted that as you wanting Ron and Harry to get together, followed by the obligatory insult.
Snowy, for heaven's sake, READ THE EMAILS PROPERLY! Colleen's email was not a message of support for a Harry/Ron ship - she was pointing out an inconsistency in your way of thinking! (A few other emails have also pointed out this inconsistency, only to be brushed aside by one of Snowy's cheap insults.)
Another thing - you're saying someone would have to be a "sick fuck" to want Harry and Ron to get together? Couldn't that remark be construed as being homophobic? This is just further proof that Snowy has no tolerance for anyone whose opinon differs from her own!
One of the crazies is still missing - pumpkinhead is MIA! COME BACK CRAZY PUMPKINHEAD! WE WANT TO LAUGH AT YOU!
Colleen - I've made it onto Snowy's Wall of Shame three times now, and not once has she dealt with the issues I've raised!
in awe - I attend a prestigious university as well, but you don't seem to be taking my opinions into account! As for pumpkinhead going Princeton, what is she - an English major?! *snicker* I don't think anyone whose spelling and grammar is that poor could possibly make into any institution of higher education, let alone somewhere like Princeton!
One of the crazies is still missing - pumpkinhead is MIA! COME BACK CRAZY PUMPKINHEAD! WE WANT TO LAUGH AT YOU!
Tiffi-Hell yes, I would love a crumpet.
I made it onto snowy's wall of shame! yes!!! and as usual, she doesn't at all confront the issues i present. oh well, at least she didn't make fun of my name.
i signed the support emerson petition...because i'm cool like that.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE FIGHT FOR SANITY!
"Give snowy hell from us..."
Yo, there's a rumor going around that Pumpkinhead went to Princeton! Do you think it's true? He or she must be really smart...maybe there is something that PH sees that we all don't?
Ah, I've found you again, my little bitch. You shall now suffer the tortures of the damned as I rip out your throat and drain all the blood from your pathetic little life.
YOU'RE MY BITCH, JONATHAN
Ha ha, this is truly pathetic. Who in their right mind would go to all that trouble to count all those signatures and figure out who posted what and how many times?
Jonathan, you are a loser. Get a life, please.
I AGREE WITH SNOWY, BAN BOOK 7!
WOO-HOO!!! R/HR SHIPPERS SUCK, LOL
As if my post on #645 about the actual number of signatures that actually support this crazy petition wasn't enough, I now present to you a list of people who signed and when they signed:
Hhforever: 2
Grrrrrr: 4
Lindar: 8
Harryloveshermione: 24, 368
Angryfan: 26
Truefan: 27
Harry potter: 40
Harley Davidson: 42
Albus dumbledore: 46
Pumpkinhead: 53, 332, 383, 505, 532, 615
Harmonie: 192, 196, 199, 213, 238
Katie: 210
Harry And Hermione Forever!: 228
Loser: 231
Harry And Hermione Forever! They belong together: 239, 243, 245
Joanne Kathleen Rowling: 260, 359
H/Hr Shipper Through and Through: 261
Snowy: 315, 340, 397, 407, 422, 423, 426, 447, 450, 478, 510, 538, 541, 548, 550, 556, 566, 571, 659, 660
Lolita: 363, 381, 431, 620
Brenna is not intelligent at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!1: 370
Harry: 379
Hannah: 482
harry/hermione supporter: 513
hpblooger: 515
Lindsay: 543
Deatheater sam: 551, 580, 585, 676
ron and hermione? forget it!: 581, 586
Harry/Hermione Shipper: 642
Brandee Scheffey: 650
HiLaRy: 663, 667, 668
A lot of these people have posted multiple times, including Snowy, who has posted an astonishing 20 times. Once you cancel down the multiple posting into single posts, the actual amount of people to have signed this stupid petition merely stands at 30. Pathetic isn't it? I'm sure Miss Rowling will be quivering in her boots. NOT.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS
Ha, this site on the wall of shame? That causes me to laugh hysterically. Okay, guys, enough of the dirty name calling. Swearing proves you're too illiterate to come up with something more creative. Please refer to Shakespeare for clever insults. Devil's advocate? *snort* Erm...the "Real" JK Rowling? Oh good, I'm glad we clarified that. SUPPORT BOOK SEVEN! Indeed.
Oh I love this. Every time I get here it makes me laugh some more. Y'know, I was never really much of a shipper but since it obviously pisses you off so much...lets turn this into a Dobby/Hagrid petition! If Dobby and Hagrid aren't together by book 8 (rofl) then I will *totally* BAN the books! Go me!
Okayyyy...wow, that was...wierd. And the reason my post is stupid is because...? It's people like you, Deatheater Sam, that provide me hilarity for hours on end and give me an excellent chance to mock them.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS
Sheesh, talk about sore. Managed to infiltrate the H.M.S. Harmony forums and my perfectly sane views saw me chucked out. Sad isn't it? This is a letter which I have sent to H.M.S. Harmony:
Okay, so at last I am finally told that I'm not allowed to quote from other forums. Now that at least someone had the curtsy to tell me that, I can now proceed with my argument:
First off, I shall quote from Goblet of Fire, pg 376.
"Well if you don't like it, you know what the solution is, don't you?" yelled Hermione; her hair was coming down out of it's elegant bun now, and her face was screwed up in anger.
"Oh yeah?" Ron yelled back. "What's that?"
"Next time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a
last resort!"
Now, from this we can see that Ron had a clear feeling of jealousy against Viktor for dating Hermione. Before this quote, you get Ron calling Krum "Vicky" and concocting theories that Krum is either:
a) due to his closeness to Karkaroff, wanting to jinx Harry or
b) co-conspiring with Hermione to help Krum win the tournament.
And what does Harry say at this point? "Ron, I haven't got a problem with Hermione coming with Krum". Harry sees Hermione only as a very close friend, and besides which, from Books 4-6 Hermione can tell that Harry is busy with other conquests (Cho Chang in Books 4 and 5, and Ginny in Book 6). Ron, on the other hand, only has that half-relationship with Lavender which is designed purely to make Hermione jealous, but at the same time he does regret this for it takes a toll on his friendship with Hermione. When Ron splits with Lavender, Ron and Hermione finally realise their true feelings for each other.
Now that I've got some detailed R/Hr evidence out of the way, I now need to launch a defence of Emerson and JKR. Emerson has
Snowy, I must apologise in advance for the outcome of book seven. I have thought long and hard about how it would be possible to bring Harry and Hermione together, but unfortunately all of the groundwork I laid for a Ron/Hermione pairing simply makes a Harry/Hermione pairing too difficult to write. I hope that as a true fan you will understand the position I am in. It is very difficult to keep fans of both relationships happy.
Once again, my apologies.
Jonathan - I'd hardly count #642, LOL!!! If I believed they were serious, I would've mocked them insanely. But as they said stuff like, "We want our books predictable so give us what we want" and "the books [Lord of the Rings] are very different and has Barry Plotter going to Pigwort's School to learn about magic."
Also, Harmonie was SO COOL. And her imposter was EVEN COOLER. I salute both of you for being freakin' hilarious - although one unintentionally, but meh.
QUOTE: "Harry Potter convention from hell"
Now THIS is a convention I would attend ...
colleen - Why thank you. Take a crumpet.
Brandee Scheffey - Frankly, I am appalled with your signature. How rude of you to call JKR delusional. You're delusional. We need to send you off to shock therapy, after which you'll be right on track supporting R/Hr, like it should be.
RETARD.
Scarhead is FOREVER - Me does like to plant my foot up other's behinds. Also, if you're going to be worshipping me, make sure you include: "ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY" That would be way cool. Have a packet of crumpets.
AND, OF COURSE, TO MY DARLING SNOWY - I would like to mock you to my full potential, and at the moment, I really don't have the time to list all the ways in which your last statements were totally retarded. I guess real life is catching up on me.
=)
So, be sure to tune in tomorrow, for my much-awaited next episode of mockery!
Lots of love and crumpets,
your favourite sexy poodle,
Tiffi
do you not notice that 99.9% of your signatures are insults? not to mention the fact that you and just about every other person on here has signed not only more than once, but several times. As i said before i doubt you've got 30 serious signatures here. you are so deluded you're giving me cramps.
Oh, yes, the last time I checked I was quite the Devil's advocate.
Oh, and please, don't make me beat you in the name of grammar. Here, let me make it simple for you.
You got an F-- on YOUR spelling test.
YOUR is possesive, while YOU'RE is a contraction of YOU ARE.
YOU'RE the one who won the prize for having terrible grammar!
There, I hope I've enlightened you some.
ARE YOU SERIOUS??! THEY PUT THIS SITE UP ON THE WALL OF SHAME? That's AWESOME, because I sent the link in! Alas, I was gone at Girl's Camp this past week, so wasn't able to see it before it was taken down. Did anyone copy down what it said?? *IS HAPPY BEYOND WORDS*
congrats, snowy! You're a moron! Do u know how glad i am that almost everyone on this site hates you with a fiery passion. you're a mean, disgusting person, and you should honestly be ashamed. "Woo hoo! 650+ signatures"?! Have you noticed, Chesmeralda, that 99.9999999999999% of us are against you? But just go on pretending.
And it truly shows how moronic you are that you must result to using foul, disgusting language to try and insult those of us more intelligent than you are. I should send this to your mother, and make sure she washes your nasty mouth out with soap.
For your information, I didn't know that Emerson posted the link on his wonderful, awesome site and then took it off, because I tried reading your home page, and it was so overwhelmingly stupid that I just could not keep reading. After the first "JKR SIGNED MY PETITION! TAKE THAT!" i was so overcome with laughter that I had to close the window. Holy crap.
Woo Hoo! 650+ signatures!!! Take that, R/Hr morons!
And a big THANK YOU and hugs to Brandee Scheffey for being one of the few sensible people to post a signature here in recent times. I also look forward to pumpkinhead's intelligent comments, if they choose to return and add any.
To the rest of you fuckwads, try getting a life. I haven't been online recently because it's been the WEEKEND for the past two days. People with lives actually go out and live them, unlike R/Hr morons who have nothing better to do than sit on their fat asses indoors and sign petitions they don't even agree with. Oh well, dumbass is as dumbass does.
And for the doofus brain who was wondering about gay ass Emerson's Wall of Shame, he already removed the link, as I explained at my website. Keep up, dipshit.
I sent a rather funny email to snowy bagging his name. I thought it would make it onto his crappy little wall of shame but apparently it didnt.
i also sent a thretening onewhere i outlined that he had linked a childrens rhyme to small penis's
funny enough though he didnt post that one ever.
Yes, I'm back, and boy didn't therapy go well!
WOW! In my state of denial I'm still going to retend I've almost got 700 signatures! The emails I have recieved I haven't answered because I have ran out of cheap insults to throw at people. I've already exhausted "You have a stupid name" and "HOW DARE YOU?" appears to now be a very popular catchphrase around here. Even though Miss Trish, Tiffi, The Grey Lady, Jonathan and Emerson are all totally superior to me, I can at least brag that I made people laugh. As you can see, my therapy is working.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
Brandee, you are now number 62 of those who are truly signing the petition, and quite frankly I'm appalled by your comments. Can you please explain how J.K. Rowling is delusional? Please bare in mind that Miss Rowling had the entire plot for the HP series in her head long before shippers for the Harry Potter series even existed. My haiku for Otter Snow also applies for you:
Cry baby moron
Harmony did not happen
Get over it fool.
Scarhead is forever, perhaps you want to join the "ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE FIGHT FOR SANITY" campaign? Heck, I may even create a petition declaring loyalty to Emerson and Mugglenet. That's quite tempting actually.
Snowy still hasn't updated her website, thereby suggesting that she has ran out of pathetic arguements, thereby suggesting that we, the bringers of sanity, seem to have won. But I do not want to win this easily. Come back Snowy and Pumpkinhead, we need someone to laugh at.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE FIGHT FOR SANITY!
COME BACK CRAZIES! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT!
RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS
RON and Hermione are destined for each other. Wasn't that romance so wonderfully written throughout the six books? From hating each other at first in Book I, to gradually growing to care about each other and love each other as friends, to the jealousies of Book IV, and maturing of Book V, and their closeness at the end of Book VI ... it's clear that this is something she's been plotting throughout the seven novels, and she's done a marvellous job with it. And Harry and Ginny, too - it's more romantic, but just as well set up, from the platform scene in Book I, to Ginny's crush, to Ginny finally showing her true personality while Harry believes Ginny has got over her, to Harry then developing what he believes may be unrequited feelings for Ginny, then to that beautiful, romantic kiss, and finally the difficulty of the "break up" at the end of Book VI. What a fantastic pair of love stories JKR has written. I can't wait to see where she takes the two couples in Book VII! Keep going, JKR - you're doing the perfect job!
May I now express my undying love towards Tiffi and MissTrish. You two are my heroes. I seriously freaking love you. Pretty soon I'll be worshipping you. Y'alls kick some serious BUTT. Rock on.
Oh, and did Emerson add anyting new to the Wall of Shame involving this site? I just checked and didn't see anything. But maybe do to an overwhelming response by our delusional friends, he was forced to take it off. I dunno.
Oh, and Chesmeralda, please, continue laboring under the delusion that this petition will ever become valid. I don't doubt that you'll reach one million hits soon, and every single one of them will be talking about how moronic and stupid you are.
LOVE AND KISSES, CHESSY.
Snowy, I'm afraid to say that it's people like you that make me fear desperately for the human race.
What I find hilarious is that you, Snowy, can't come up with any good comebacks to anything that anyone says, so you are forced to use the one insult that you seem to be able to come up with, "yeah, well, who would care about what you think because your name is stupid!" *raises hand* Well, I'm terribly afraid that I care about what all the people who have "stupid" names have to say. I bet you your name is something hideously ugly like Chesmeralda. So, Snowy, (wait, can I call you Chessy? Or will just Chesmeralda do?) I recommend you shut your mouth.
Anyway, I don't care what you think, because your name is Chesmeralda. That's such a stupid name! HOW DARE YOU?? I'd like to see you try and get a date, Chessyface.
Mucho love to my beloved Chesmeralda,
LONG LIVE BOOK SEVEN, JK ROWLING, AND RON AND HERMIONE!
Frankly, I am appalled by the interview with JRK. How rude of her to call true fans delusional. Shes delusional. We need to get her back on track and supporting H/Hr, like it should be.
The only people who will get pissy about you pointing out the truth are the idiots who actually believe they can influence JKR's way of telling the story (i.e. Snowy and pumpkinhead). The rest of us are quite happy to let Jo write the story as she sees fit!
COME BACK CRAZIES! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT!
It's like the Harry Potter convention from hell, over 600 signatures of spouted anger and bullshit. Let J.K. Rowling write the book how she wants to, she didn't have a bunch of obsessed freaks lurking over her shoulder while she was writing the last books, why start now. I've looked through most of this petition and a lot of the signatures state that this petition is pointless, I couldn't agree more. If this petition even reaches J.K. Rowling, I hope she notices mine because I state what her fans can't see. The truth of the matter is that her fans have not enough wisdom to recognize her freedom to do whatever she wants to in her books, and it took someone like me (who's not a real big fan of the series) to point it out to the fans.
Don't get pissy now that I pointed out the truth, I don't mean to offend anyone but I felt like it was time to burst the bubble. Post whatever reply if you wish, I might post one back if I come around again, but maybe not because I can waste time on other pointless petitions as well.
That's gold, that is - 9.46% of signatures in favour of this petition... proof that 90.54% of us are actually SANE...!
COME BACK CRAZIES! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT!
It is time now to shatter any delusions that Pumpkinhead, Snowy and any other militant Harmony shippers are having. Of the 644 (now 645) signatures on this petition, I now present to you the only signatures on here that actually support this crazy petition:
2, 4, 8, 24, 26, 27, 26, 40, 42, 46, 53, 192, 196, 199, 210, 213, 228, 231, 238, 239, 243, 245, 260, 261, 315, 332, 340, 359, 363, 368, 370, 379, 381, 383, 397, 407, 422, 423, 426, 431, 447, 450, 478, 482, 505, 510, 513, 515, 532, 538, 541, 543, 548, 550, 551, 556, 566, 571, 580, 581, 585, 586, 615, 620, 642
So, all in all, out of 645 signatures, Snowy has actually only managed to achieve a pathetic 61 signatures. And of those signatures, many of them come from Snowy herself, as well as contributions from Pumpkinhead and Harmonie. Therefore this entire petition has been shown up as one stupid joke. But nonetheless, a joke which has provided us with great hilarity.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY!
COME BACK CRAZIES! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT!
I agree with you Tiffi, the final battle will DEFINITELY need to be between Harry and Voldy.
However... I'm still clinging to the desperate hope that Snape was just carrying out Dumbledore's orders. Snape is definitely the most interesting character around. I love him! And Alan Rickman's version of him! :-D Seriously though, I think we need a character who can be redeemed, which in my opinion fits Snape. Maybe Draco can be redeemed as well, but it just doesn't seem as necessary for Draco to be redeemed, because he seriously isn't that bad, even though he's a bully. I think Draco's worked out that he's in a little too deep with the Death Eaters.
Anyway, enough of this theorising about the next book... WHERE ARE YOU SNOWY? You're supposed to be fighting us! And we're supposed to be winning! WE'RE WINNING TOO EASILY WITH YOU GONE! BRING BACK THE FIGHT! COME ON, WE DARE YOU!
We, your fans, own you J.K Rowling you bitch. We made you, and we can destroy. If you don't fix Harry and Hermione up or at the very least make them wake up in the same bed after a night of drinking, we will no longer fund your oppressive monopoly of power over the youth of our nation you stuck up whore who thinks she's better than anyone else because she got rich by stealing ideas from Lords of the Rings. For those who ahve only seen the films, the books are very different and has Barry Plotter going to Pigwort's School to learn about magic.
J.K Rowling you cow! Give the fans what they want and ignore any surprises, twists or story you had planned for your readers to enjoy. We want our books predictable so give us what we want you slut. e1o3r7d6elb7m0u9d s3l6l5i29k e3pa51n4s. Don't read that backwards without the numbers or else!
I know you’ve all missed me, sorry, but I am a real person and sometimes I actually do have a life. So … onto the mail:
harmonyfan - There is NO such thing as too crazy, darling, only those that are too boring and conformist. LIKE PERCY!!!!! The bastard.
Also, your intelligent, respectful and better-controlled petition is invalid too. E-petitions mean NOTHING. But, if it would make you feel better, I'd be happy to come and join that petition too ... spread my craziness and mockery ...
jack be little - I have to relent and say I agree with what you said, except for 'b' and 'c'.
QUOTE:
“B)you should, its easier”
BUT NOT AS SAFE!!! Also, I have no credit card, so impossible anyway ...
“C) get an exchange”
THAT COSTS MONEY. I would be losing money, and it wouldn't be going to a cause ... useless ...
You may have a crumpet, but not during the famine, coz that's cheating.
Grawp - AWWWWW. I feel so bad for you!! Pull up some trees or something ...
some gu – Dude, do you want a crumpet? I am somewhat a sexy poodle, you are correct.
Jonathan – Intriguing … however, I don’t believe Ginny will die, and Snape is EVIIIIL. Malfoy and Harry may fight, but the final battle has to be between Voldy and Harry. THE PROPHECY!!! Also, it would be such an anti-climax … yeah, no final battle with Voldy, guys … I’ll just throw wimpy Draco in there instead …
Also, Emerson needs as many thugs as he can get, there are many delusionals out there who plan to lure him done a dark alleyway. I should really tell Emerson about this – he would be much amused … maybe we could even make it onto the Wall of Shame … WHICH WOULD BE SO COOL!!
“ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY” – I think I’ll adopt this as my personal motto … I could
Funny you should mention Snowy's absence, Jonathon - she posted one of my emails on her pissy little website, then proceeded to give a short but rude and INCORRECT response. Amazingly enough though, when I send her an email correcting her mistake, she stays completely silent, and doesn't post my email on her website.
Methinks someone can't hack it when they get something wrong!
I would like to have you know that I've had another idea for almost as long as the Hermione/Ron and Harry/Ginny relationships. At some point in book 7, Hagrid will molest Harry, and the course of the series will yet again be dramatically altered.
Rectify the situation in the book? Are you mad? R/HR's are desilusional? I'm not desilusional, of course! But all the militants (H/H) are behaving like inmatures! Joanne Kathleen Rowling is not going to change anything, because se writes what she wants! And if u don't like it, don't read it then! The relationship of the characters is not the principal thing, is the Harry and Voldemort's fight. It's time for you to recognize the R/Hr, and stop saying things without sense!
You are an embarrassment to our generation. Some of us are worrying about real issues and ranting about those; reading Harry Potter and fanfiction (and your site, for a laugh) are one thing, but actually creating a site to promote a ship that:
a) doesn't exist, as J.K. Rowling just proved
b) wouldn't play that large a role in the books anyway, if it existed,
is really stupid and is just proving the point that today's young people are wasting brain cells and time and are immature brats. If you want surface romance that is " so true" , read a trashy romance novel, not Harry Potter, which is not about the war between the ships but the war between good and evil. Have you derived that from the books, at least?
It makes absolutely no sense at all that Ron/Hermione shippers are being called " delusional" . If no such occurrence of Ron/Hermione had happened at all in Book 6, then perhaps. But this is clearly not the case. I have at least managed to concede defeat in the fact that I now know that Harry/Luna will never happen, due to that touching moment at the end of OotP. I've noticed that Snowy has been absent from this petition for quite some time. I have only three words to say on the probable reason why Snowy is absent: Cat got tongue. Before I depart, I must ask whether it is possible that I can be one of Emerson's thugs too? HIS responses on the Wall of Shame actually achieve the art of being witty, unlike cry-baby Otter Snow's responses. Actually, is it known whether Emerson has posted on this petition yet? And now I must depart with a haiku about Miss Otter Snow:
Cry-baby moron,
Harmony didn't happen,
Get over it fool.
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS
Like I've said before, if Pumpkinhead and Snowy despise the books so much then I suggest they read other books. After all, what with the likes of books from Douglas Adams, Roald Dahl, Philip Pullman, Stephen King, Lemony Snicket, Charles Dickens, Enid Blyton, Jane Austen...it's not like its difficult to do. The OCD which Snowy and Pumpkinhead share for the Harry Potter series can only stop if they read other books.
Once again, I must bring forward my evidence of Ron/Hermione to you all, something which easily defeats the pathetic evidence of Otter Snow
Quote from Goblet of Fire: pg 376
" Well if you don't like it, you know what the solution is, don't you?" yelled Hermione; her hair hair was coming down out of it's elegant bun now, and her face was screwed up in anger.
" Oh yeah?" Ron yelled back. " What's that?"
" Next time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!"
When Hermione is dating Krum, Ron gets insanely jealous, referring to Krum as " Vicky" and tries to concost theories that Krum means Harry harm, but of course this is not the real reason Ron is doing it, he's doing it because he's madly in love with Hermione. Harry, on the other hand, actually tells Ron that he doesn't mind that Hermione is with Krum at the ball. And besides, of course, Harry has his intentions set on Cho Chang (Books 4 and 5) and then Ginny (Book 6). Harry and Hermione, while very much close friends, that is all they are. When Harry breaks up with Ginny at the end
Harry and Hermione? Don't make me laugh! No wait, don't make me hurl! No, wait don't make me VOMIT SLUGS! JK is right! You are delusional!
