Oh my god, Ron's a horcrux, Hermione is a horcrux and Ginny is also a horcrux, Harry will have to kill all his freinds to save the world!!!!!!!!
What a tragedy!
@ Theory
I think only Harry's scar on the forhead is a horcrux, not Harry himself. If he gets rid of the scar, he's get's rid of being an horcrux. Even if he has to hurt himself to destroy the scar, I think that would be a great sacrifice.
This is almost like a chat room so I will use it like one. Harry could be a horcrux. The twist in the seventh book; Harry has to kill himself so Voldemort dies. In, the second book, Voldemort should know that pheonix tears have healing powers being an extraordinarily smart student himself.
My impression of Otter Snow:
Look at me, OMFG I am so smart because I think I know more about characters I didn't create than the person who created them! I know, I'll start a petition trying to ban a book despite not having the power to ban anything because I'm not a Politician! Meanwhile I'll claim that anyone who doesn't agree with me is homophobic and racist despite the fact I use such words as fag! I'm such a little drama whore that I like to stick dildos up my nose in public! Now I'll post any opposing e-mails I get and pretend I'm being witty when really I insult worse than a 8 year old on prozac!
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You are asking the author of this series, who is the only one who makes the choices for the series, the one who CREATED Harry and Hermione, who you so "lovingly" ship...quiet INSANELY for that matter...who, without Ms. Rowling, the CHARACTERS of Harry and Hermione would not even EXIST...to "RECTIFY THE SITUATION IN BOOK 7, clearing up any questions that the FEW Ron/Hermione shippers FLOATING AROUND might have..."
I can't believe I am even taking the time to comment here, but I have never seen such a blatent display of studpidity in all my life.
Let me make this loud and clear:
J.K. ROWLING IS THE SOLE CREATOR OF THE ENTIRE HP PHENOMENON...EVERY website, EVERY blog, EVERY RPG, EVERY SINGLE THING that was created in homage to anything HP related IS BECAUSE OF J.K. ROWLING.
Can you hear that? Would you like me to turn it up?
Pull your ignorant heads out of your asses and wake up...nothing you can do, say or petition is going to change Ms. Rowling's last book, nor will it "seriously affect book sales." You are SERIOUSLY deluded if you think so.
I sign your petition only because I pity you...and because, at 6,362 signatures, there is no way you will EVER reach one million.
HELLO!!! Why are all you idiots talking about Emmerson? if you morons haven't noticed it, it was that jerk who started all of this with his "delusional" comment!
Oh my Budda you are stupid! IT - IS - A - BOOK for cryin out loud! So it won't end up being Harry/Hermione... it's not the end of the world! Might I remind you that they are FICTIONAL characters...they aren't real! Do you honetly think that some bored kid's petition will stop her from writing the next book? And besides, Harry and Hermione have no chemistry together anyway. More people write H/G and R/Hrm fanfics than H/H fanfics. Get a life, cause your making mine miserable.
How about Harry/Ron/George/Fred? That's a ship we can all get behind. Little Ron and Harry getting buggered by the Twins, that's what girls really wanna see.
Wow. And you say that the herons are delusional? I'd just like to make it clear that Emerson Spartz is my hero. Plus, ban book 7? I think all my respect for Harmonians wnet down the drain. At least the crazy ones. You're calling youselves the true fans and then turning around and trying to ban the last book? All because yes, it's definately Ron and Hermione? That you were too idiotic to see the heron clues that had been shoved under your nose ever since PoA? Way to be an idiot. JKR was right for laughing at you. I'm laughing at you right now. Way to make me lose faith in humanity. I need to talk to some actually /intelligent/ herons now so I can gain back the IQ points I lost reading your petition.
I completely agree with Emily. It is just a book.You're trying to say, that just because 2 people didn't get together, you want to BAN it? Do you relize how completly self-centered that is?
Think about, so some people are upset about the pairings BIG bloody deal. If you want to ban it you relize we will NEVER get to find out what happens? I mean this is the last book we're talking about! Maybe you might not want to read it, but have you thought about the other billion people who do? I don't think you have. So stop this stupid petition and get a life. If you don't want to read the book because of the pairings, suit yourself, but don't enforce it on others. Honesly anyone who agrees wiht the moron who started this need a hobby.
-Lily
Wow, you people are crazy. It's a book. It is not the be all end all of existence. And to say that your chosen ship is the only one that counts, and that anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional, is not only completely insane but also rather silly.
Who cares if Harry and Hermione didn't get together? That entire relationship is based on subtext and how you interpret it, just like many other ships that aren't canon. Rowling can write her book however she wants. She doesn't cater to the whims of a few scarily obsessed people who have nothing better to do with their time than write pointless petitions that J.K. Rowling will never see.
Kindly get a life, and do something more constructive with your talents for activism, like saving the whales or the rainforest.
Yrs. sincerely, Emily
Oh, and if you haven't signed Jonathan's petition already, please do so. It's:
www.petitionspot.com/peti tions/loyalty_to_emerson
for anyone who wishes to join the Good Fight against Snowy and all those who have brought a new meaning to the word, "delusional.
Okay I'm back but I'm really tired and I don't see anyone on, so I'm just going to leave. But before that:
GINEVRA'S HP QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly, a bit of sausage flying off the fork he was now brandishing at Hermione and hitting Ernie Macmillan on the head. "My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!"
"And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."
HBP
Cheryl? Ah, well. I'm going to go get something to eat real quick (no offense Remus, but I'm in the mood for something a bit more filling at the moment) but I should be back soon.
Come on everyone! This kind of segregation will only help Voldemort achieve power! It's exactly what he wants.
Molly and I have been noticing the blooming feelings between Ron and Hermione, and it's quite apparent they both have feelings for each other, so lets all let them make up their own minds.
Let's all calm down and have some chocolate.
Ever noticed the moment the good fight for sanity leave, all the crazies come back?
Hi everyone!! I was thrillied to see (scanning the sigs since I went off) that my Remus impersonation was copmlimented :)
Thanks, Ginevra! I also do a stunning McGonagall and Regulus Black hehe.
I miss you guys already! I also need to pick your brains for ideas. I have to do a piece of creative writing about ANYTHING (but not HP, *sigh*) and I need ideas.
I have this image of a door banging open and a really scary looking guy coming in and yelling, "Where is she?" but I have no idea what the storyline is, or who "she" might be hehe.
Anybody got some ideas?
I really think that you all need to get over it. Harry and Ginny got together. And while it was cute at first you all being so presistant about this, you need to THINK about what she wrote in, oh say, the last six books. And I really want to know how Emerson has anything to do about this "problem" you all have? He didn't write the bloody books. JKR did and I'm sure she's laughing her ass off right now on the way she is bugging you guys.
I know I am.
Oh my god can you say "loser"?
You people seriously need a life. I mean come on, a petition for something this stupid? I'm suprised that Heraco (hermi slashed draco) huggers haven't started a petition as stupid as this.
It's just a book people but you're making it seem like it's the end of the world.
You need a life people and i can i show you can easy way too. Come on, it's not that hard, just click your heels and say "I need a life"
I have something to say & it's i'm "sorry"... so sorry that you have dung-for-brains.
I also must say that you're honestly stupid people who whine and demand to much. Like we've said people "It's just a book."
I mean yes it'll be sad that, for instance, ginny and harry don't end up together but it doesn't mean that it is the end of world. Sure we'll be sad but we'd never be 'desperate' enough to make a lousy petition.
Further more you must be really blind to miss out all the obvious signs that Ron + Hermione were meant for eachother. And even if they weren't it is still not the end of the world. So if you hate rowling so much then why read all her books when all the signs were obvious.
If you don't like it people, then forget about it.
And so my friends i have but one word of the wise to say to you: According to Ronald "The Wise" Weasley "You're mental you are"
Sincerly yours,
Albus' daughter. :)
