Y'all...are...just...DEL USIONAL!!! I'd love to know what magical mushrooms you've been smoking to think that Harry and Hermione were destined to be together. I fully agree with Emerson in the fact that reading all the crap that comes out of those tiny brains of yours makes me lose a tremendous amount of faith in the human race. What's next? Are you going to fling poo at all of us sane people?
It's obvious to me that all the H/Hr shippers have never had a close friend of the opposite sex. If they had, they'd realize that Harry and Hermione were destined to be BFF! I was actually shocked when I first leatned a few years ago that there were people out there who thought that H/Hr would end up being a couple...it's like they pulled that one out of thin air. I mean, are we even reading the same books?
And what's this about "Nazi actor" Ralph Fiennes?? Are you saying that because of his "Shindler's List" role or because you know for a fact that he's a closet skinhead?
You people need your meds adjusted because obviously they're not working...
ROFL. The only true fans? I hate H/Hr, and I'm as dedicated as any reader. Do a favor, go get a life, and return to the fandom when your life doesn't revolve around the romantic lives of two fictional characters. Or when you can take a joke.
Either way.
Ban book 7? You really ARE delusional - JKR's not gonna stop writing because a bunch of people on the internet don't like her pairings is inside. FYI: IT'S HER BOOK. She's had the plot lined out for a long time, she's not gonna change it because of you lot.
And - Mother Butkus? ROFL.
you guys need to grow up and move on. shes not gonna apologize. no one gives a rats ass what you think. if you dont like how Rowling writes her books, DONT FUCKIN READ THEM, its as simple as that.
grow up, get a life, move on
-thanks yall for giving me a chance to laugh my ass off at absolute stupidity
Oh, honestly! Don't Harmonians read? As anyone who's actually bothered to interpret the books properly very well knows, the relationship between Ron and I has been in the works for quite some time.
Hi guys! I've decided to return for a moment, but I'll soon be gone.
Snowy, if you hate book 6 so much, why do you have stuff on your website advertising to buy it and promoting it?
Smart.
Y'know, snowy, I think they put that particular picture in the trailer to provoke crazies like you. Nice, of course now you have some *real* evidence /sarcasm
first of all, can i say "delusional"?. wow, you people are so extremely one-track-minded. i would think it would be rather obvious that if an author of a particular book says her book will encompass a certain love affair, then it WILL encompass that love affair. and would you like to know why? because she's frigging writing it!
just a point of advice, if you want the story written in a H/Hr direction, then go write your own fanfiction! at least this way you'd have some self-satisfaction and, well, some H/Hr lovin'.
sadly, after reading this pathetic attempt at a petition, i've pretty much lost some respect for the human race. why would people waste their time and create this stupid petition anyway? it's useless! it's not going to change anything! and who cares if you boycott her next book - she'll still have more and a million people buying it instead. and, for some of you who have failed to understand, JKR does not write solely for romance. go read some danielle steel if that's what you're looking for.
oh, and plus, didn't you know? like, om-friggin'-g! it's totally going to be hermione/trevor(the toad) 4eva! wOOt! WooT! (ok, because i just know someone's going to take me seriously, i'd just like to say that i was not serious. i repeat, i am not serious. beastiality is not my thing, but hey - whatever floats your boat.)
You guys need to think about what you're asking and what you've claimed. Like saying she wrote her own story wrong? are you kidding me? People, please. It's her book, it's her life, it's her fantasy. You all need to find something else to read in the meantime and leave the poor woman alone. She doesn't have to conform to your standards or wishes, this is her creation. If she were to change the books, they wouldn't be the same. Also, like someone else said: check your facts people. The term is indeed "Boycott" not "Ban." You can boycott all you want, but if you seriously think that she's going to change HER books and writing to suit you, you are delusional. And that's putting it nicely.
god... you people are moronic, and cant really call yourself supporters of a book that you are now trying to ban. how will you know what happens if you cant read it... MORONIC. *mock thoughtful voice "hmm... because i cant read about a relationship were all signs of it happening are inapparent. lets be selfish and ban it for the world."
i for one hate this petition and think that if you are serious about your vendetta.. then dont read it. do not spoil it for the rest of the world. some of the comments you have said could leave you open to defamation as ytou HAVE directed them at JKR herself. BAD MOVE
From the looks of things any one who may have not read the HP series might just go out and buy the 6 books out now just to see what you are talking about. I would have to bet that over 4000 of these people are just making fun of you, and I for one join them in laughing.
I'm starting a petition to ban this petition! Surely enough people will sign, and then petitionspot.com will reconsider any future petitions authored by Ms. Otter Snow!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I suggest y'all at least use the right term--that's boycott, not ban. What a lot of effort put into something, and the wrong term is used throughout! Smashing. Bloody brilliant. You certainly don't even have half a lick's worth of power to BAN book 7. You do have the power to BOYCOTT it, though. And you know, go for it. Boycott away. JKR will make millions on it. She won't notice, I promise. No one will notice except you. She'll never even receive this silly thing, I suspect; do you know where to send it? How to draw her attention to it? Do you realize her lawyers and secretaries won't go running in, crying, "My god! Look! A petition!"? She doesn't know what you're doing, and if she heard about it, she would care as much about this as she did about the woman who whined that the books were getting too violent (ie, "Well, deal, because it's only going to get worse."). Oh well, at least this has given you something to do. And you feel passionately about something, which is awesome. If only it could be directed towards a worthy cause and not this crap. How about a petition to the US government over the Katrina victims? No? OK, whatever. My god, R/Hr was obvious from like book 1. Get the hell over yourselves.
i agree with the ppl that are totally POed but i also think that it IS just a book and not something that our lives revolve around. its not even the POINT of the books...its barely even a subplot. i really wanted H/Hr to b togther and i still do but like i dont think its really worth not reading the books anymore. the main reason i am angry is because mugglenet is just pissin me off right now. all the r/h shippers think they are so right and so wonderful that they made a dang WALL OF SHAME FOR US. that is just plain wrong. we all have our opinions and fron HBP i would totally think that it would be r/h. but i hate them together i dont care what anyone thinks i mean so what if its obvious? ron is a hypocrite! IMO hermione is too good for him and deserves someone like harry. it didnt seem that way in HBP but ive always been a big h/hr supporter and mugglenet is never makin me jump ships!!!
You people stink.I'm not delusional, I'm right,Emerson's right,and you are all just to sad to realize that.So just remember that I am right, and the world will be right.And I suggest that you change your minds, because when I rule the world, all H/Hr shippers will be put into enslavement.Remember that.
PS Don't hate Adrienne Nesser Armstrong!!!It's not her fault Billie Joe is so flippin hot!
Some people have too much time on their hands, making a whole rant and petition about fictional book characters. If you don't like the pairing, don't read the books. I had hoped that would be a bit obvious...
I am only signing to say that you all are a bunch of DELUSIONAL obsessed stubborn DELUSIONAL people. Thank you, Emerson, for linking this from The Wall of Shame special edition. It truely gave me a good laugh.
I see plenty of good points showing you to be a moron but one got missed. Ban book 7 to force the publisher to not print any more? What part of 7 being the last book did you miss?
I think it has been about two weeks now since I stumbled across this piece of tripe, and the immaturity it radiates is finally starting to get on my nerves. So, I’ve finally decided to say what I really think to the people who are trying to force JKR to change her book. My one request is that, if any of you respond to this, make your remarks intelligent. Then this might seem more like an intelligent debate rather than a tween whine fest.
First off, it seems that a lot of you are angry about the “delusional” comment that was made about Harmonians in general. This was not made by JKR, a theory that many of you seem to hold dear. If you actually paid attention to who was speaking, this probably wouldn’t have become an issue. Then again, maybe that’s a little too much to ask of you. Anyway, though I do agree that “delusional” might not have been the best choice of words, what exactly have you done to prove her wrong? If anything, you’ve just solidified her claim with this little “petition” of yours.
In addition, who do you think is actually going to take this seriously? Online petitions aren’t taken seriously as a rule, but a petition where only 60 or so of the 6000 signatures are actually serious, and they look like they’ve been written by illiteral six-year-olds? Sorry, but Ozzy Osbourne will start singing gospel before anyone in a position of influence gives this a second glance.
Really, this just makes you look like the immature little brats that you are. The second something doesn’t go your way, you throw a fit and demand that it be changed to fit what you want. Well, guess what? JKR isn’t going to bend over backwards to please you, as she rightly shouldn’t. She owes you NOTHING. She gave you a wonderful book series, and you give her crap in return. That’s what I call a TRUE fan: someone who would willingly stop reading the books because of a pairing they don’t like in addition to whining at the author. That’s dedication (For those of you who are a little
You are a bunch of pathetic losers who cant do anything but insult someone for writing her own book and not a DELUSIONAL fanfiction version. GET OVER IT! Its her book to write after all
This would make an interesting psychology experiment: disuss why people are so obsessed with beating each other over the heads with their ships. I have no qualms aout "signing" this petition because I know the entire cause is useless.
PLEASE, PLEASE, GET A LIFE ALL YOU HP/HR SHIPPERS. Harry and Hermoinie don't go together. Do everyone a favor and STOP YELLING "HARRY/HERMONIE RULES" on top of the Empire State Biulding. Please.
I'm sorry that JKR has to read this. You all just can't get over it can you?
The evidence was there. You didn't see it. Now your pitching a fit. It's hilarious and sad. Boycott book 7. Guess whta? JKR is a millionare! She doesn't fucking care if you boycott her book! SHE HAS TONS OF MONEY!
Hermione likes Ron. Harry likes Ginny. It's her book. It was obvious. You're delusional. Romance isn't what Harry Potter is about. Shocking, I know. Why did she say R/Hr isn't gonna happen? CUZ IT'S TRUE! YAY!
Obviously, you people have no life. And your immature. Especially Caina. YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO BIG OF AN HR/H shipper when...YOU STILL THINK IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AND YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF THOSE WHO WERE RIGHT.
Go ahead, cuss at me everyone. Tell me what an idiot I am in your bitter, bitter defeat. It amuses me. Meanwhile, I'm gonna go have a life.
Nice list You know...! Actually, I started reading HP right after I saw the PoA movie (because all of my friends were complaing about "this" and "that" weren't right and different from the book's story)!
You Know You're Too Big of a Ron/Hermione Shipper When...
- You only read the actual books when a preview for PoA showed the hand scene
- Screw the whole Voldemort and Harry dueling for their lives thing, you only want to read books six and seven to see what happens between Ron and Hermione
- You've been temporarily banned from websites after swearing at Ron/Luna, Draco/Hermione and Harry/Hermione shippers.
- You see Ron/Hermione shipping as a religion of sorts, and pride yourself on converting as many people as possible
- You strongly believe that CheckMated.com and RonandHermione.net are the best things ever to happen to the Internet
- You spend more time reading Ron/Hermione fanfics than you spend reading the actual books.
- You've been known to lecture the morons who believe that Ron will either die or turn evil on their stupidity
- You've compiled and memorized a list of possible clues to a relationship between the two and although you've probably overanalyzed way too much, you'd still be willing to discuss it with anyone who will listen
- You know what a sidekicker is
- You're reading this list and thinking, "I've done that"
- You can't decide if you love or hate Krum, because although he's able to make Ron so blatantly jealous, he brought Hermione even further away from him
- You've memorized page 404 (American hardback edition) of OotP
- You know WHY page 404 of OotP should be memorized.
- You loose all desire to finish GoF after the Yule Ball and Rita's article
- You find PoA as a book to be a complete failure because there was very little Ron/Hermione-ness, but you think PoA as a movie is a total success because of all the little moments added in
- The new director is your hero because he added in all those lovely little moments
- You're willing to admit that your brain
Yeah, the Harmonies there are cool! I like them, they're nice. They don't make fun of us, we don't make fun of them. It's an agrreable the thing there. Plus you get to be in one of the Houses!
I see that all the lovely dellusional people are being dellusional as usual. Caina, I think you should get some help if you are actually considering killing yourself. I'm not trying to be offensive, but sweetheart, it's a book. Not real life.
Actual newspaper headlines for 1997:
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15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
21. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Times in 10 Years
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Hillary, you tilted over the horse skinny bitch,
Don't presume that just because you look better than I do you can make fun of my html skills. I have my own homepage (hermionepotter.net) and am an administrator and a moderater on many message boards.
Your songs suck something awful.
Snowy, sorry for turning your petetion into a falmewar.
Bitch goddess admin
Caina
IF THE BOOK SEVEN IS NOT BOYCOTTED WE WILL ALL KILL OURSELVES!
KILL OURSELVES!
TELL ALL THE PAPERS!
CLEAN YOUR GUNS!
MAKE A BANNER FOR YOUR FORNT PORCH!
HARRY HERMIONE OR BUST!
HARRY HERMIONE OR DIE!
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Hello all, thanks for signing the petition, but it has been enough.
We are over five thousand, I am going to take this thing down. IT's been fun, thank you.
We all know that in the last book, Hermione and Ron will be doing it like the elephants on discovery channel, to distract Voldie while Harry goes and collects his balls.
Not to say that I am not someone on Phoenix Critter's list trying to prove her right.
I am not Vanceone, really.
I am not Caina, I swear to God!
As God is my witness, H/Hr shall overcome!
Wow, you are very disturbed, why don't all these poeple accept that it's not their book, it's JK's, and what she says goes. You all are DELUSIONAL if you think you can change what JK has planned for the series, she has said she has had this planned since the beginning. GET OVER IT!!!
someone took spidy 2 seriously? *can't help it, but burst out laughing at all the absurdity of this topic*
ginerva?! cho?! levi?! kuro?! i miss you all!!!!!!!!!!!! where do you go now?>??? where are your "new forums?"
especcially since iwas just getting ready to ask my dad if i was allowed on this site....(one of my overprotecting mother's policies)
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! You fell for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All u banners get a grip!!!!!!!!! Harry & Ginny 4-EVAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Look, you git. I've always been partial to the younger women, and red heads are hot! (That whole thing with Cho was just a phase.) Besides, I don't want ANYONE right now, because I took Spiderman 2 too seriously. So I can be happy polishing my wand while peaking through Ron and Hermione's keyhole.
Here are my thoughts on the sixth Harry Potter book.
1) I was very suprised that Voldemort didn't eat Peter Pettigrew alive and send Harry his silver hand.
2)I thought for sure Harry would stay at the Dursley's FOREVER
3)The prisoners at Azkaban should have all turned into dragons to be trained my Charlie Weasley to fight.
4) I expected Ron and Hermione to have two babies: Harry and Ron Jr.
5) Lupin and McGonagall should have hooked up instead of Tonks. They would have been very cute.
6) I thought everyone would die, except for me and Draco Malfoy, because we needed to carry on the human race.
7) Percy should have become a Death Eater.
8)I thought the Twins' joke shop should have saved the world.
9) I thought we would have discovered the secret of Draco's extra toe and that Snape has crabs.
10) The giants should have created their own world with Dudley Dursley as their Gurg.
11) I also thought that Hogwarts should have produced a musical theater performance of The Lion King with Ron starring as Nala and Hermione as Simba. Harry would have been Zazu. It would have been perfect.
THE END!!
Oh, The romance between Harry Potter and Hermione Granger is certainly going to be a great next instalament in the Quibbler, along with the confirmation of prof.Snape being Ronald Weasley's father.
I'll sign your petition just to tell you how RIDICULOUS it is, and also because it won't do any good...You know why? Because you ARE delusional. Face it! Hermione and Harry never had chemistry - they remain devoted and true friends to each other and you mistook that for romance. JKR has confirmed this AND YET you STILL maintain your position.
Secondly, THIS IS A FICTIONAL BOOK AND THE CHARACTERS ARE FICTIONAL. Grow up. Get a real life.
JKR owes you exactly NOTHING. sHE IS THE AUTHOR OF THE HP SERIES and does not have to apologize because it didn't come out the way you wanted.
You're going to ban book 7, eh? I'm sure that will make a HUGE difference in sales...not. Saying that just makes you seem very petty and immature. Do you realize that banning the books will not affect sales of "future" HP books...because there will be no future books, you dummies! And furthermore, if you were true fans of the series, you would not be banning anything. Furthermore, I believe you're just claiming you're going to ban the books to get attention. NEWS FLASH! JKR doesn't care. Even if she says she does, I'm sure she doesn't. Again, they are HER books. If you want to whine because the 'ships didn't go your way, go right ahead. You're wasting your time.
And just so you know, Harry/Hermione shippers are NOT the only "true" fans of the book. A true fan, by definition, would never "ban" the final book just because part of the story didn't go as they wanted it to.
Losers.
Hello. Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been very busy now that I've started school, that and my dad tells me regularly to not go on the computer for the rest of the day.
I don't think I'll be posting quite as often anymore now that I have school, but I expect that I'll still be around here a couple times a week. Is it just me, or is it starting to get a bit dull on this "petition"? Snowy hasn't shown any sign of her existance lately, and Pumkinhead has recently revealed himself to be a fake. I think we really are winning this fight. But I still enjoy talking to you guys. So I think I might go on Coonskin's chatroom.
I'm sorry to say that I won't be posting GINEVRA'S HP QUOTE OF THE DAY any longer for the sole reason that I don't expect to be posting everyday from now on. But don't worry. I'm not retiring. Just don't expect me to be here all the time like I was over the summer.
And yes, the Perverted Troll was very bad at impersonating everyone.
I'd like to end with two poems I wrote to all those who lost loved ones in the World Trade Center attacks four years ago:
A NEW DAY
Look to the future, but don’t forget the past;
Look in the mirror, and ask yourself, “What if I died tomorrow?”
Look to your creator and let Him be your comfort;
Look to the sky, and know that those you love never truly leave you.
Look to a new day.
NEVER AGAIN
We haven't forgotten,
And I pray that we never will.
Let us share your thoughts and prayers and make your load a little lighter --
Share your tears with the world;
In the end, we'll all come out a little stronger;
In the end, we can hold our heads up high, and say,
Never again.
There is a movie showing on the Dicovery Channel tonight about the plane that went down in Pennsylvania.
To those who
6365 isn't me.
We're not here to hang out, we have our new forums for that. I'm here to direct my friends i.e. Ginevra towards our forums. I just tend to get sidetracked by impersonators and people accusing me of impersonating myself.
This is how they should have ended up:
Harry:Draco, Luna, Ron, or Myrtle
Ron:Lavender, Harry, or Luna
Hermione:Draco, Snape, Percy, Neville, or Victor
Ron:Lavender, Harry, or Luna
Ginny:Neville, Tom, Colin, Remus, or Draco
Neville:Ginny, or Hermione
Luna:Harry, or Ron
I think that was everything.
This is how they should have ended up:
Harry:Draco, Luna, Ron, or Myrtle
Ron:Lavender, Harry, or Luna
Hermione:Draco, Snape, Percy, Neville, or Victor
Ron:Lavender, Harry, or Luna
Ginny:Neville, Tom, Colin, Remus, or Draco
Neville:Ginny, or Hermione
Luna:Harry, or Ron
I think that was everything.
