Puh-leeze. The "true" fans are the ones who read and enjoy the "true" books...meaning the books as Ms. Rowling WROTE them. You don't like it? Tough beenies...I doubt the banning of Book 7 by a bunch of immature crackpots who have nothing more to be upset about than a fictional relationship will hurt sales much. Get a life already. Geez.
omg! guys jk rowling wrote the books and has the whole master plan in her head. anything could happen.. although i am a huge R/Hr shipper because its totally obvious! Guys, get your heads out of your stupid fan fic lifes and exept the "anvil sized hints!!"
snowy, by doing this the R/Hr shippers have more reason to call you delusional. Infact i found this link on mugglenet's Wall of Shame. and if you are a truely avid Potter fan why do you want to ban the final book?!?!?!
god the stupidity of some people is soooooo amazing...
Sock it to Signature From Me to this Snowy Idiot! w00t! Oh, and whoever said "I hope we reach 1 million signatures!", you're an idiot. Even if you do, 4/5ths of the signatures will be telling you that you're insane and you have no right to tell the author of the most popular series of the decade how to write her own freaking books! What you're doing is just sad! So, do us a favor. Turn yourselves in. If your minds are corrupted enough to shipp Harry and Hermione and attempt to tell the richest woman in Britain what to do, then you probably have committed some felony at some point in your life.
RON AND HERMIONE FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! !!!! You are all a bunch of wack jobs!!! Have you not noticed the awkward moments between Ron and Hermione?!?! Hermione is completely at ease with Harry because she doesn't like him in that way! They're practically brother and sister! Harry's an only child...Hermione is an only child...think about it! The whole "Ron and Hermione" shipp is soooo obvious!!!! If you'd get off your crazy pills for half a second maybe you'd realize it!!!!! Crackheads...
Thats right, while hundreds of people are suffering right now in Iraq and from Hurricanes Rita and Katrina you're fighting 'The Good Fight'.Kudos, Snowy! Stop Jkr, the weapon of mass destruction! Sweetheart get a life. The REAL AUTHOR of harry potter (JKR) can put whatever the hell she wants in her own books.If you think this little joke of a petition is going make her apologize or something, wow, you need serious help!
Are you INSANE?! For cripes' sake, it's a FICTIONAL WORLD. You know, with FICTIONAL characters falling in FICTIONAL love?? Plus, who cares? You're not the only ship who's been sunk in the course of the last book. And the rest of them are taking it graciously, not like delusional MORONS.
Alas, I leave you with this.
GET.OVER.IT.
Are you stupid!! Obsessing over a fictional relationship in a fictional book. Key word fictional. It is all fake. Who care who ends up with who. If you don’t like how the book is going don’t read it. You can’t tell JK that she has to “rectify the situation in Book 7, clearing up any questions the few Ron/Hermione shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Harry Potter books.” What do you think getting these signatures is going to accomplish. Do you honestly think the JK will change it?
You seem to have a lot of free time. So put it to better use and stop being so stupid. Try reading a different book or write your own story. Do something before your brain turns to rot but, it sound like I might be too late to warn you about it.
Have a nice Ron and Hermione day,
this STUPID petition is going to reach 1 milion signatures but only 1% of them is going to support it
like me for example i fully DONT support this i think it would just be weird if harry and hermione got together it would just remind me of me and one of my best friends ewww the thoughts alone creep me out
and another thing if harry goes with hermione who does ron get? (id love it to be me, ... but NO!! H/G & R/Hermione end of story!
well not really not until voldie gets killed, he he he
Oh for crying out loud you delusional morons. Good lord, GET OVER IT!!!!! Ban the seventh book? Please tell me you simply had a wave of nausea at the time and can't think what came over you. JKR wrote the books in the first place, in case you had forgotten, so it's up to her what she writes in her books - or do we live in such a twisted society today that we can think up a brilliant story but can't control the way it goes? Jeez. (Anyway, Ron and Hermione are a way better couple anyway. WOO!!!!!! ROCK ON ALL RW/HG SHIPPERS!!!!!!) Seriously dude, you're reading WAAAAAY too much into this. GET A LIFE and stop
worrying about the romantic lives of fictional characters.
i agree with kathryn and maddy..! and are u friggin kiddin me.. BAN THE 7TH BOOK!! wat the hell is up with u?! we havnt waited for how many years for u (retard) to ban the 7th book!! u r obviously not a true fan if u want the 7th book banned coz all u care bout is snoggin.. like Denis said these books arent a romantic book its an imaginary story.. if u want to be all bout snoggin go get another book.. dont u dare put a petition up to ban the 7th book and make us all suffer u freak!
i sooo agree with kathryn!! wat the hell is this gay crap of a petition! JK Rowling is an AWSUM writer and without her we wouldnt even HAVE the harry potter books.. so shut ur face.. harry and hermione were NEVER gonna be a couple ron and hermione are sooo much better togetha! harry has ginny!! and they are suited for each other.. get a grip and pull ur finger outa ur butt.. u wouldnt hav this petition if it werent for JK Rowling and i hope that u know the reason why uve got 6822 signatures is because ppl DISAGREE with u! so shut up.. HERMIONE AND RON ALL THE WAY:)
Ha, this is such a joke. You guys ARE delusional-- it's dead. Your ship has sunk. Get over it. This petition is so funny I'm going to sign it anyway. Ron and Hermione are a much better couple than Harry and Hermione, and it doesn't matter what you think, or what you believe-- Rowling is writing the books, what she says goes.
First off, I am a H/Hr shipper and you are giving us a BAD NAME! Who knows? What if Jk Rowling changed her mind? What if she was lying. Your making us look even MORE delusional! THINK for once!
Ahh...the elusive, non-delusional harmony shipper...some say they do not exist, but the truth is my friends, they do. and THEY are only some of the true fans out there. just because people think that harry and hermione should be together doesn't make them a true fan. a true fan is someone who reads the books, not to see who someone is going to end up with, but because They.Like.The.Books. the harry potter books are JKRs. if you don't like it, too bad, go read some fan fiction.
LONG LIVE RON AND HERMIONE!!! LONG LIVE HARRY AND GINNY!!! LONG LIVE BOOK 7!!!
You are aware this is never going to happen, or are you dreaming? JK Rowling writes the books, not you idiots (thank god). And what are you going to do with this petition? Send it to JK Rowling and make her re-write all the books or change her story completely for the last book? Come on wise up and stop wasting your time trying to control the love lives of fictional characters.
Harry Potter is one of the world’s best selling book series and the publishers (Bloomsbury and Scholastic) make Millions off it so as to the idea of 'forcing them to reconsider any future publications' I seriously doubt this. So stop giving false hope to h/her fans. Either that or spend your obsession time writing fan fics because lets face it that's the only way this is ever going to happen.
*thinking* i wonder if this petition is ever gonna reach 1 million siggies...........?
*still thinking*
*still thinking*
*STILL thinking*
*wishing somebody else was here*
:^(
i think the best part about this is that nearly all the signatures on this thing are just people telling the creator how retarded she is.well, why break a good trend?
hey, sweetie? they're just books. they're not real. if you don't like what's happening in them, just don't read them. the fact that you are this upset gives us disturbing insights into your personal life, i.e., you don't have one. so here's some advice: get out of the house, go shopping, get your hair done, get a date, do SOMETHING. trust me, you'll feel much better living your own life rather than living vicariously through fictional carachters.
rowling has been planning these books, this plot for over ten years. do you really think she's gonna change it because of your petition?
take a pill,get a life. for your own sake.
Look people. This is J.K.'s story so she'll pair up hermione and harry with whoever the heck she wants. Your little petition won't stop her from writing HER story HER way.
Oh god this is so funny. You think you can actually BAN book 7? You think you can BAN the last installement of one of the best selling children's book in the world? You think you can BAN it? Honestly. What are you thinking? As people before me said.. D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L. have a nice day.
-Skippy
You are a queer... a very ignorant queer... that thinks you can ban Harry Potter... which you can't... you have won a dee dee dee award for being a stupid.
Honestly. No matter how many signatures you will get you cannot BAN the book. At least not this one. Even if you got a million signatures, they wouldn't ban it. Did you know that if you got all the Harry Potter books ever bought,lined them up side by side, the line of them would go around the world twice?
You think your stupid little petition is going to stop them from publishing the book and more in 24 hours than any other author does in a whole year? No. Espesialy since most people signing this are telling you to get a life or that the petition is stupid. Big deal. J.K. Rowling laughed at you being dilusional. You wouldn't have cared if it were the opposite. What I mean is, if the pairing ended up harry and Hermione, would you have cared if someone laughed at the shippers saying that they were dilusional. Probably not. So why is it such a big deal if your 'ship' didn't work out. So stop this stupid petition and do what many other people have said and GET A LIFE. Or a hobby.
LMFAO.
They were right, you H/Hr shippers ARE delusional.
You seriously want to boycott one of the best book series ever written just because two fictional characters aren't going snog?
Let me spell it out for you one more time, just for emphasis: D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L.
H/Hr Shippers are Delusional I would like to say that this whole petition is retarded. You are never going to change WB's mind about anything, oh and about you people not buying book 7 just because you ship didnt sail, and you call yourselves the real fans? Obviously you dont care about the books, as us "truly delusional" fans do. You people are f u c k e d up in the head
BTW, F U C K YOU ALL, YOU STUPID MOTHER F U C K E R S
I just cannot believe that there are people out there they call themself "fans" but want to ban (???) book 7. That is proof enough that you are NOT "fans" at all, you are overdoing and overacting by such a stupid thing like ships. Go home and get a life, soon please.
Madame Hooch
if u don't like R/Hr why don't you just rip out the damn pages of book 7 which will include it? instead you could refill those empty places with you delusional, freaky H/Hr stuff then... stupid bitch !
Seriously, are you guys smoking crack?
Really, it's JK's world, you don't think that she might know the world she's writing about better then anybody else? *get a clue*
"this action will seriously affect books sales".. The majority of all HP fans doesn't even know what a ship is... Get A Grip People!
I have a question about this statement."and will undoubtedly force Bloomsbury and Scholastic to reconsider any future Harry Potter publications." Did I miss something or isn't book 7 the last one? There will be no more publications unless they are talking about reprints but this whole thing is so dumb. Maybe they should just tear out the pages they don't like and fill in the blanks with their delusional fan ficts.
I would like to state that the person posting as 'uh (aka Ava)' was NOT me. It was probably that guy with the long white coat or whatever posting it. Gods, imposters are sooooo annoying. Is anyone THERE? WW? Levi? Ginevra? C'mon ppl- BORED!
You know - it's one thing to like Stephen King and it's a hall different ball game to put his ideas in practice. They made a movie after "Misery" so you people don't really have to turn into Annie Wilkes.
"You fight the good fight"?!?! Dear Lord, since when is it the 13th century all of a sudden? Why don't you burn the "untrue" fans of Harry Potter? Along with Rowling, Mugglenet, the Leaky Cauldron and who ever else has a brain... oh, and a LIFE! Delusional? You people? That line has been waaaaaay passed!
Hi guys. This chatro- foru- PETITION is so stupid. You know, I think snowy thinks 10,000 is a million, because she keeps saying they're getting closer to the one million mark every day! Gods, it's only 6000 now, she'll never get that. My god. Anyway, she doesn't have a bloody life, so what the point. Anyone here? WW, levi, tiffi, ava (uh), seth?
Hihihihihi snowy, it's time for your pills! Has Dr. Heron come yet? Now this time you must not try to kill him because of his name. It's not-his-fault! There's nothing in a name snowy, nothing in a name, a name, a name, a name, snowy, a name snowy, snowy,snowy...
ur sick. H/Hr is sick. Ur all freakn sick. Sugarquill is not sick. everything H/Hr is sick. ewew. I cant get over it. SICKSICKSICK. EEEW H/G! H/R! H/HR IS RONG!!!!!
NASTY!
~ Emily
PS - this mauy be a signature but its for the other direction. I
oh i def will ban book 7 seeing as ive been waiting most of my life for this last and final book! screw it right. all for a never gunna happen/never was to happen ship. might i just quote *cough* delusional!
H/Hr rules!!!
Ok, now that I've said that.... Banning book 7?? I'm not that crazy!While I do think some of the comments are hurtful, Emerson has said that he respects how most of us are carrying ourselves well. This is a bit stupid.. it's JKR's book and she can do whatever she wants with it. We just happen to enjoy reading them.
You IDIOTS. Harry/Hermione was never meant to be. It's Ron/Hermione. Duh. And Emerson and Melissa are the king and queen of HP fans. You morons. Insulting them is a crime.
I would like to say that this whole petition is retarded. You are never going to change WB's mind about anything, oh and about you people not buying book 7 just because you ship didnt sail, and you call yourselves the real fans? Obviously you dont care about the books, as us "truly delusional" fans do. You people are f u c k e d up in the head
I'm sorry, but who are you again? Did you write the books? Funny, you don't seem to be J.K. Rowling. What gives you the right to tell someone what they will and won't do with a book series? Are you just so seriously fucked up that you can't let a series end on it's own?
Get a fucking life. Maybe you need to ban yourselves.
Telling people that they are not true fans because they do not like H/Hr is wrong.YOu may think that you are better than usR/Hr, but you are using some pretty Hoity Toity words up there. I wonder how long after Book 7 comes out you will be just itching to find out what happened, but because you banned it, you won't read it. By the way, you are taking this way too seriously.
Sincerely,
Lady Vader
Hate to Quote, but you guys are 'Delusional' BAN THE PETITION!
JKR FOREVER!
EMERSON FORVER!
MELISSA FOREVER!
MUGGLENET FOREVER!
THE LEAKY CAULDRON FOREVER!
DESTROY HARMONY!
oh and RON AND HERMIONE FOREVER!!!!
Oh My God...I mean we all love Harry Potter series and all but WTF?!?!?!?! The writing arts express what u want to write then its her choice to write it. Whether she wants to have ginny and filch or hagrid and magonnagall as a pairing is her choice and hers alone....you ALL need lives....this is just...beyond comprehention...how stuborn people can be... you do us all a disgrace
...*reads over petitions* Wow. You know, I was surprised to see how many people actually signed this thing. And i was relieved to find that most of them were telling you to grow up. Harry Hermione was never meant to be, most of the population saw that. JKR can write whatever the hell she wants, seeing as if it wasn't for her, millions of people would be watching T.V and drooling slightly, instead of thinking about the vast world of HP.
I have nothing against H/Hr shippers. In fact, my best friend is one. She is still my best friend, because she does not foam at the mouth when someone hints at anything other than H/Hr. So..could you do us all a favour, and shut up?
(..also. Emerson is the God of HP fandom. *shakes head* insulting him is just blasphemous. so shut up.)
I will not be posting on this petition at least another two weeks, as I am leaving for the school holidays, so any posts by 'Tiffi' such as 6757 & 6760 are not me.
'Tiffi' - it's sad that your own identity is so pathetic that you have to imitate mine. I guess it's a sign of your love for me - I suggest you get over it and move on.
Or perhaps you just can't read clear requests. In which case you're probably a delusional like the lovely snowy.
Lesson in life ... imposters are everywhere ... like Snape ... wow, I can relate everything to HP ...
Anyway.
See you guys in a few weeks.
Lots of love and crumpets,
Tiffi
OMG!! My month-old puppy just...well... she..
SHE'S DEAD!!!! I don't understand y (*sob*) could someone HELP ME??? (*sob*sniffle*BOO-HAN-HOO *) (tears are fallig o my keyboard,SRY)
ummm...no comment...all i care is Harry's life in the ending of this wonderful fiction book...may he have the happiness he deserves to have..that's all..thanks..
Pumpkinhead is my hero... Can you believe it was all a joke? Yet there is still a link to his blog on her ULTIMATE BETRAYAL site. I love how ironic life can be. And the stu- erm- delusional..people aways trip somehow...
Fair Thee Well, my compatriots... May your lives be filled with pie and lemon drops... I'll be salivating over the trailer for GOF! Although, I think Dan Radcliffe's hair is a bit too long for my taste. Ah well...
I mean, come on, isn't simply to die just a too easy (and boring) resolution ? Hero killing the evil off, that's ugly stereo-type if you ask me, and I truly hope JKR will NOT just let Harry kill Voldemort and, tadaa, world is saved...
I would be highly dissapointed in an ending like that.
Actually, I would prefer Voldemort not just to plain die and bye-bye, I'd prefer him "reborn" with a new, good soul inside or that he will change back into Tom Riddle, but loosing all his magical powers... Just kill him off is a bit... old-fashioned, if you can call it that, yeah~
Didn't anybody wrote once he/she was going to post the RPG we made around post 1300 or so o_O ? Sombody said he would post the whole thing again in one post, but it never happened >< ! But I still want to read it, because there are so many pages with signatures now, I can't find our RPGs anymore folks !
SAVE THE RPGs !!!
SAVE THEM !!!
Levi, you're alive °0° ! Thanks god !
And aquamar, I was wondering (and worried) too why nobody manages it to be on on the same time as before anymore *cries*.
BUT I STILL THINK OF ANY OF YOU >< !!!
ALL HAIL PUMPKINHEAD, MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13, GINEVRA, LEVI3O4, CHO, CHERYL, JADE, KURO 69 AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY !
(and aquamar of course ^^)
Hey guys, I'm sorry I haven't been on, but my computer is virused to what my peers would probably cal "the shiznit." Thus, I will be unable to converse for the next few day. In the meantinme, *virused* grape juice for everyone and
ALL HAIL PUMPKINHEAD, MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN, WILLY WONKA, YODA, THE MACABRE QUARTET, COLLEEN, MINA, COONSKIN 13, GINEVRA, LEVI3O4, CHO, CHERYL, JADE, KURO 69 AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
BAN SNOWY, BAN PUMKINHEAD, AND BAN THE PERVERTED TROLL, BUT DON’T BAN BOOK 7!!!
Tell us that we're militant
And shoot us in the head
Tell us that we're violent
And stab us till we're dead
Tell us that we're homophobes
And call us "effing" gay
Tell us that we're racist;
Chase our colored ass away
We'll all know you're a hypocrite
Your brain is made of poo
I hate to use a cliché
But we're rubber and you're glue
We just don't care what you shall say
Because you are an ass
You're far away from Mensa
And you're smoking magic grass
We're the mighty R/H shippers
We like to use our brains
Don't try to think too hard or it
Will cause you lots of pain
Prove to us that you are smart
And you’re as smart as us,
You're otherwise delusional
Snowy or Ma’am Butkus
TIFFI THE GERMAN SHEPHARD- Seriously. Can you please identify yourself as not me? I am somewhat well known on this petition (even though I haven't been around much lately) and you are confusing people. Including myself. Unless you rectify this situation, I may have an identity crisis. And we don't want that now, do we?
So, for the record: 6731 and 6733 = Not the sexy poodle.
I have been having heaps of fun at the Team Voldemort boards lately, just reading their comments ... it's great. Some of TV is actually intentionally funny (basically just the stuff from the owners), but the members come up with some classic, unintentional stuff. Like their delusional army.
"Dont go posting our wherabouts to the world just yet. We want to have a fair few before we announce our existance to the Heron's."
Oops.
snowy's favourite sexy poodle,
Tiffi
*throws crumpets*
I must say that there are some things are silly, and this among them. In case you haven't noticed, no one actuallly uses this petitions as a true petition. The other petition, in casse you haven't noticed, Voldemort is of a certain stature, not noticable possessed by your candidate. May I also mention the fact that your decision and enthusiasm to boycott warner bros and Harry Potter, you are in fact giving free publicity. It's like you're wearing a harry potter t-shirt on the cover of Time or Sports Illustrated. Free publicity to harry potter and how the most heard complainers may not be the representatives of the masses, no matter what they might believe.
Cho, Levi, Cheryl, Gin, kuro? why is it that we can never be here at the same time anymore?
it's b/c of school, isn't it? let's all ban stupid school forever instead of stupid snowy banning her stupid hp books.
why am i all a-looooooooooooooone?
Will you guyz immediately stop being insane and calm down? Neither Harmony nor Heron should be killed/destroyed/doomed, just let everyone like what they want! At the end, it doesn't matter who get's Hermione because if Voödemort isn't destroyed, there wouldn't be any Hermione anymore!!!
DELUSIONAL! DELUSIONAL!DELUSIONAL!DEL USIONAL!DELUSIONAL!DELUSI ONAL!DELUSIONAL!DELUSIONA L!
BAN THIS PETITION!
STOP THIS RIDICULINESS!
HMS ORANGE CRUSH AND THE GOOD SHIP FOREVER!
DESTROY HMS HARMONY!
Okay, the idea of a petition isn't going to help anything. JK's not going to stop writing a book because a bunch of people got together and decided they wanted her to. What about all those people who don't care about shippings that love the books? They have no say in this whatsoever and people want them to be deprived of something that they've been waiting so long for?
I can't believe what I see here.
Harry and Hermione are destined for each other ?
WTF ?
Have you ever actually read the books ?
It was more than obvious that Hermione would fall in love with Ron and vice versa !!!
I just can't think of any scene in the books which said otherwise, neither I can imagine whenever Harry told us about feelings like *THAT* for Hermione.
On the contrary, he thought it himself in HBP that he always had the feeling that it would happen some day that Hermione and Ron end up together.
So get over it all of you delusional freaks and just accept that you were wrong !
Sincerely,
Chenny
Yes I am a H/H supporter, unlike loads I saw some clues. I would just prefer a h/h romance then h/r for my own reasons. Also, this petion is very stupid, she isnt going to ban book 7.
OK, I just saw the Mother Butkus picture on your Ultimate Betrayal site and from what I can tell, that whole thing has beeing a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE but NOT funny joke by yours, didn't it ?
C'mon ! You really think you will succeed in *anything* with that silly petition, which is by the way abused as chatroom, forum and whatsoever ? Get over the fact that Harry and Hermione were *never* destined for each other. They re just best freinds. I don t like Ginny very much too but it s JKR s books and if she want s Ginny and Harry as a couple I acceppt it. I would have no choice either to change that, because I am not the author and so you re not too. If you can t stand that Ginny and Harry and Hermione and Ron are going to be together, then I suggest that you look up yourself in your room, dying a painful and lonesome death.
