People of America, do not weep for those who have undergone the pains of death in the name of freedom, for they shall live on in the hearts of all. Weep instead for those people, like the ones on this website, who are complete idiots and think that fictional characters would act in any other way than that which the author originally intended them. it is these types of people, these foolish youths, who lower our gross national intelligence. So join with me now, people of America, for today we fight a new threat. Not terrorism...but stupidity.
OMG people!!You need to grow up all the comments Emerson said are true .You could see the whole R/H ship since the start.And you cant really expect people to actully agree with you,half the people who have signed this just disagreed with you!!Plus NO ONE who is a true Harry Potter fan will boycott the last book RETARDS!!!Get a life...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm................ wow...................... ......................... ... i've seen several petitions say this but you obviously havn't seen them.HARRY POTTER IS FICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! if jk wrote that draco and harry end up together it woud not matter!
Lol Snowy you're so stupid XD This site prevides me with hours of intertainment on your stupidity. How do you people not see the OBVIOUS Ron/Hermione relationship? Did you just not read the fourth book or something? Or mabye you're collecting all your "hints" from the movies? God... Why is this such a big deal when it was quiet apparent all along. I think a better cause for petition would be Dumbledore's death. Though that would also be retarded. Seriously you should get a life... Man I'm an avid shipper but this isn't the ultimate betrayl... (If you want that read a manga called Tokyo Mew Mew but's that's another story entirely.) Alright so get a life and shut up. You're just jealous cause J.K Rowling's is 1000 times richer than you. LOSER!
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED HOW:
unprofessional, arrogant, unprofessional, insensitive, unprofessional, immature, inconsiderate, unprofessional, irresponsible, unprofessional, juvenile, unprofessional, tactless and unprofessional we are???? R/HR 4 EVR!!!!! YAH JK ROWLING! YAY EMERSON! YAY ALL THE R.HR SHIPPERS IN THE WORLD!!! OBVIOUSLY THIS PETITION IS NOT WORKING, NOT SORRY TO SAY.
Wow...I don't think I've ever seen anything sadder than this. Do you really think you have the power to ban a book just because it didn't go your way? The relationship between Ron and Hermione has been so obvious since at least the 4th book, so if you didn't realize that, it's your problem.
Get a life,
Sydney
p.s. Apparently H/H shippers AREN'T the true fans...at least R/H shippers READ the books.
Woah, sry 'bout that imatator, some stupid eff's trying to make me look bad.
Anyway, I must say that I agree with you on the fact that Harry and Hermione should be together, but not that we should ban book 7. I mean, why can't we all just live in peace? The slasher and the het, the Harmoine and the Haron?
Come on people, lets set hte world a good example of peace!
Thank you,
S p t
OMG! DOBBY KILLS ME IN BOOK SEVEN!
SNAPE DEAD ON PAGE 342!
SPREAD THE WORD!
DOBBY KILLS ME!
MY ENTRAILS!
OUT OF MY ASS!
PAGE 342!
PAGING 342!
COPY COPY DO YOU ENTRY
MY ENTRAILS!
ROGER!
THIS IS SNAPE, OVER AND OUT!
You, one's old bean, swine. you, one's old bean, vulgaaar little maggot. dane't you, one's old bean, knoh that you, one's old bean, aaare pahthetic? you, one's old bean, worthless bag of filth. as we seay in texas, i'll fluttah you, one's old bean, couldn't pour tinkle out of ah booht with instructions ohn the heel. you, one's old bean, aaare ah cankah. ah sore that shant mustah stuffed. one would rahthah kiss ah lawyah than be seen with you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah fiend and ah cowaaard, and you, one's old bean, have frightful breahth. you, one's old bean, aaare degenerate, noxious and depraved. one feel debased fie for knowing you, one's old bean, exist. one despise everything about you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bloohming naaardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caaaricature of ah coprophagic cloacal paaarasitic pond scum and one wish you, one's old bean, would mustah stuffed. you, one's old bean, aaare ah putrescence mass, ah taking ah constitutional vomit. you, one's old bean, aaare ah spineless little worm deserving bally all but the profoundest contempt. you, one's old bean, aaare ah jerk, ah cad, ah weasel. your life is ah monument to stupidity. you, one's old bean, aaare ah stench, ah revulsiohn, ah laaargah than normal suck ohn ah sour lemohn. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bleating foohl, ah curdled staggering mutant dwaaarf smeaaared richly with the effluviah and offal accompanying your alleged birth intoh this world. an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-droohling, giggling beasts whoh sired you, one's old bean, and then killed themselves in recognitiohn of what they had done. one will ne'ah mustah ovah the embaaarrassment of belonging to the same species as you,
You, one's old bean, swine. you, one's old bean, vulgaaar little maggot. dane't you, one's old bean, knoh that you, one's old bean, aaare pahthetic? you, one's old bean, worthless bag of filth. as we seay in texas, i'll fluttah you, one's old bean, couldn't pour tinkle out of ah booht with instructions ohn the heel. you, one's old bean, aaare ah cankah. ah sore that shant mustah stuffed. one would rahthah kiss ah lawyah than be seen with you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah fiend and ah cowaaard, and you, one's old bean, have frightful breahth. you, one's old bean, aaare degenerate, noxious and depraved. one feel debased fie for knowing you, one's old bean, exist. one despise everything about you, one's old bean,. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bloohming naaardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caaaricature of ah coprophagic cloacal paaarasitic pond scum and one wish you, one's old bean, would mustah stuffed. you, one's old bean, aaare ah putrescence mass, ah taking ah constitutional vomit. you, one's old bean, aaare ah spineless little worm deserving bally all but the profoundest contempt. you, one's old bean, aaare ah jerk, ah cad, ah weasel. your life is ah monument to stupidity. you, one's old bean, aaare ah stench, ah revulsiohn, ah laaargah than normal suck ohn ah sour lemohn. you, one's old bean, aaare ah bleating foohl, ah curdled staggering mutant dwaaarf smeaaared richly with the effluviah and offal accompanying your alleged birth intoh this world. an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-droohling, giggling beasts whoh sired you, one's old bean, and then killed themselves in recognitiohn of what they had done. one will ne'ah mustah ovah the embaaarrassment of belonging to the same species as you,
What are you, a moron? Harmonians ARE delusional. Emerson hit it on target. I've known that fact since I was ten. I barely have words to describe how stupid this petition is. (I applaud JKR for laughing at Emerson's comment)
um...
notte: how the heck do you expect to get a million siggys? and especially ones that actually support you?
wish: stupid n00b. how do u xpect n e 1 to take u seriously? eff u
notte: wish, be nice
wish: -.-
notte: thnx. Anyway, Snowy, check yourself into a mental hospital and do the world some good.
wish: GO NOTTE!!
thnx
~notte & wish
um... if you people HONESTLY think that by boycotting Book 7 that sales for the book will drop drastically, you need HELP. SERIOUSLY. Though I am a fan of romance in these books, the story isn't CIRCLED around it! Romance is not the only thing that happens in these books, and there are many who like the books with or WITHOUT the romance. So this petition is utterly POINTLESS.And as for any future Harry Potter publications... people, it's the LAST BOOK!!!!!! There probably WON'T be any future HP publications..... so get over yourselves AND the romance. TRUE Harry Potter fans will still be able to read their book and this petition is pointless and isn't going to solve anything. If you guys actually read the book and took things for the way they were (instead of busying yourselves with imaginary stories) you would realize that Harry/Hermione is NOT HAPPENING. I can't believe you people would go as far as to create a stupid petition in the first place....
Oh no you don't. It's MY job to pass out the chocolate around here.
*Whacks Lupin w/ cane*
Just kidding. The more bringers of chocolate, the better.
*Starts handing out chocolate to everyone*
Ok everyone settle down and get a grip. Harry and Hermione are never going to get together. And you call yourselves Harry Potter fans because of ROMANCE!!! The book doesn't circle around romance. Also, I am offended that anyone would think that I would get together with Sirius. So, please just go get some serious therapy lessons.
Would anyone like some chocolate with the therapy?
(I also signed in as Moony & Padfoot with my friend)
What a pitty ! I can't access snowys site and make an useless vote which will effect nothing XD. Yahoo says: "Sorry, this site is temporarily unavailable!".
;P
Silly me, here I am hoping that H/Hr shippers would 1) be MATURE and not get hung up on Emerson’s “delusional” comment, and 2) accept that their ship did not sail and move on. Sadly, neither happened. I’m not saying it was right for Emerson to brush aside H/Hr shippers like that, but I am saying that it’s NOT right for people to react like this when their ships don’t sail. It’s a BOOK, people. And JKR isn’t at fault here.
I guess SOME people can’t take a joke. Or, like in Snowy’s case, some people can’t even be bothered to be INTELLIGENT.
And by the way Snowy, you end every signature with “LOSERS. DEAL WITH IT. BAN BOOK 7”. You’re the one with this stupid petition and YOU’RE telling US to “deal with it”? Well now I’m telling you to deal with the fact that 1) Harry and Hermione will not get together, and 2) you’re a loser. And, yes, you are also delusional.
SUPPORT BOOK 7, RALPH FIENNES, AND THE TRIO!
I feel sorry for anyone that read this whole series only for a romance that is never going to exist, ever. Was romance ever a crucial part of the plot? No. Will anything you say ever change that? No.
Perhaps some of you need to realize that there is more to life than always getting what you want. You need to LET THINGS GO, especially after those "anvil-sized" hints that JKR left in her books. Do yourself a favor and see a grief counselor, because this whole thing is obviously the product of a lot of grieving.
And if you ever do get publicity for this, I'd feel all the sorrier.
Sorry, it's:
We're the mighty R/H shippers
We like to use our brains
Don't try to think too hard or it
Will cause you lots of pain
Prove to us that you are smart
And clever (just like us),
You're otherwise delusional
Snowy or Ma’am Butkus!
My full applause to you, Butt Poet. I, too, wrote a song for this forum/pathetic excuse for a petition, a LONG time ago:
Tell us that we're militant
And shoot us in the head
Tell us that we're violent
And stab us till we're dead
Tell us that we're homophobes
And call us "effing" gay
Tell us that we're racist;
Chase our colored ass away
We'll all know you're a hypocrite
Your brain is made of poo
I hate to use a cliché
But we're rubber and you're glue
We just don't care what you shall say
Because you are an ass
You're far away from Mensa
And you're smoking magic grass
We're the mighty R/H shippers
We like to use our brains
Don't try to think too hard or it
Will cause you lots of pain
Prove to us that you are smart
And you’re as smart as us,
You're otherwise delusional
Snowy or Ma’am Butkus!
A pome...
Hermione Granger
don't be a stranger
look at the fireflies' glow
and in their green light
read all through the night
'bout the lunatic otter snow
she's batshit, she's crazy
she's high on the daisy
or some other plant, you see
with you she's obsessed
(either clothed or undressed)
and your snogging with Ron Weasly
her petitions, they're useless
her threats, they're toothless
and yet we still keep her around
'cause her mental straining
is quite entertaining
much like a brain-dead basset hound.
The end.
Mr. Padfoot thinks that all H/Hr shippers should get a life and a hobby to take their minds off a COMPLEATLY idiotic obssetion and Emerson rulz!!!!!
HARRY AND GINNY, RON AND HERMIONIE FOREVER!!!!
Mr. Moony agrees with Mr. Padfoot and would suggest taking up some serious therapy sessions. LUPIN AND TONKS FOREVER!!!!!
Would anybody like some chocolate with the therapy classes?
HA! If you don't like the way JKR is taking the series, why don't you write your own? It's incrediably easy to create an insanely popular book series that billions of people love and make millions from it.
Stop trying to change the way other people think snowy. That's what dictators do.
Oh.....thanks for giving me something to laugh my add off about. I'm putting this link in my IM profile and directing all my friends to it so they can have a good laugh as well. Honestly, do you know how many of these signitures are actually SUPPROTING you? I tried to count but got too bored with lack of things to do.
I'm really not going to instult you or anything like the other people here, but seriously, you have taken things way to far. I mean, it's a BOOK SERIES. It's FICTIONAL! It's one thing to like H/Hr and write fanfiction about it. It's a totally different matter to insultsomeone whom you claim to be a "ture" fan of and demand them to change their dreams to fit yours.
Notice how only like FIVE of these signatures are supporting your cause, Snowy? Uh, yeah...nice, nice work. Now you get to see the real fans in action.
This made me cry.... truly inspirational.
You have fueled my desire to start a mental hospital for those who seriously support this petition. lol Send this petition to friends! It's the funniest thing I've seen all year.
I would seriously be scared if this wasn't a joke. ;)
this is v.v. pethetic. GET OVER the fact that harry & hermione will NEVER be together. Think of it this way: Ron & Hermione can be together, and Dan & Emma will be together. that way.....EVERYONE WINS!! now just shut up and stop the petition
this is v.v. pethetic. GET OVER the fact that harry & hermione will NEVER be together. Think of it this way: Ron & Hermione can be together, and Dan & Emma will be together. that way.....EVERYONE WINS!! now just shut up and stop the petition
i am actually not too much into triangles :S... i prefer plain sirius/remus and tonks/remus as well, tom/harry is also fine and a very special, hot and fancy ship. but i think most of the slash fan fic authors support d/h, while h/hr is almost hated by now and r/hr, oh my, everybody loves r/hr since it was so obvious since book 3 and yeah, j/s is popular among the fans too even though i prefer the more common j/l, since it's canaon anyway.
You know... the dark side is always the most attractive one to the innocent lil' boys, muahahahahahar ! Oh yeah, believe me, Tom/Harry is by far the hottest ship in the whole fandom. Tom/Harry are my OTP !
Everything else sucks !
Harry to teenage Dark Lord !!!
Ehrm... well, I honestly don't understand what post #6954 is refering to and what post #6953 and post 6955# have to do with each other o.O°.
You guys are totally confusing me, duh @_@ !
Well, we found out that Voldermort made Horcruxes, four Horcruxes remain, Snape told Voldy about the prophecy, and Snape and Malfoy kill Dumbledore. BUT HARRY DIDN'T GO OUT WITH HERMIONE! OMG!
Guys, sit down, take a few deep breaths, and start considering that SLUGHORN MAY HAVE A CRUSH ON GRAWP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Hmmmm...interesting theory.
Sooooo, do you think Harry and Drakey were "gettin' it on" in the Room of Requirement?
I'm a little turned on now. J/K
Think I'm gonna go on Fanfiction now..heh
C'mon folks, use your brains !
How can Harry be homosexual ?
I mean, everybody knows that he dates Ginny and has a secret relationship with Draco Malfoy.
So he HAS TO BE bi, hasn't he ?
Camyne - if you want to see a big fat idiot all you ahve to do is look in the mirror, suckah.
Now kindly remove your fat stinking ass from my petition, ratfuck.
IVE JUST BEEN STRUCK WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA why don’t you all click your heels together and say "I need a life" yes you truly are the "best Harry Potter fans" EVEN BETTER THAN ROWLING….Not. You guys are pathetic. Please Ron and Hermione were a sure thing since book 3.
-Billy
YOU ARE ALL COMPLETELY INSANE! THEY'RE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS FROM A BOOK! DOES IT MATTER THAT MUCH? So sad. I wholey support JKR and her right to do what ever she wants with HER story. Thank you.
You're all screwed, as Draco and Harry will be bumping more than wands in the next book. And Hermione? Well, she's gonna have her own little "goblet of fire," if you catch my drift.
GO NINERS!
Mike Newell is not fucking Emma Watson, you lowlife scum of chocolateers and herons. Go back to writhing fsnic about Willy Wonka putting his sausage in Charlie's chocolate factory. You make me sick. lowlife scum.
Narcissam is that you?
SNOWY GAVE IT TO VANCEONE, RIGHT UP THE ASS, HARD, IN PHOENIXWRITERS KITCHENETTE.
VANCEONE, YOU FINISHE THOSE DISHES AND DTOPP WHINING ABOUT A BLEEDING ASSHOLE, YOU SILLY LITTKE TWINK
Oh. My. God.
Are you a fan of the series or someone with nothing better to do? o_o; Seriously... You need to MOVE ON. All of you, "Harmonies"...
Yay, it's a new brand! "Hate each other because of your different shipping preferences!" IT'S A FREAKIN' BOOK. Write your own book and leave J. K. Rowling alone. Truth hurts, anyway.. I am -well, was, but after knowing people like you..- a Harry/Herm shipper, and I didn't like very much the Ron/Herm.
But damn, it was pretty obvious that those two would end up together.
Respect the authoress' desicions. And get a life.
BTW, Ginny sucks. But Harry likes her, so ha!... Spam my mail and you die!!11one :D
Ehrm... well, I honestly don't understand what post #6954 is refering to and what post #6953 and post 6955# have to do with each other o.O°.
You guys are totally confusing me, duh @_@ !
Well, we found out that Voldermort made Horcruxes, four Horcruxes remain, Snape told Voldy about the prophecy, and Snape and Malfoy kill Dumbledore. BUT HARRY DIDN'T GO OUT WITH HERMIONE! OMG!
Guys, sit down, take a few deep breaths, and start considering that SLUGHORN MAY HAVE A CRUSH ON GRAWP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Hmmmm...interesting theory.
Sooooo, do you think Harry and Drakey were "gettin' it on" in the Room of Requirement?
I'm a little turned on now. J/K
Think I'm gonna go on Fanfiction now..heh
C'mon folks, use your brains !
How can Harry be homosexual ?
I mean, everybody knows that he dates Ginny and has a secret relationship with Draco Malfoy.
So he HAS TO BE bi, hasn't he ?
ATTENTION ! IMPORTANT NOTE:
Hermione Granger Fans united (HGFU in short) are demanding, that WB will immediately STOP destoying the wonderful and lovable character of clever and smart Hermione and refrain from putting her into pink dresses !
Furthermore, we strongly demand that WB changes the color of the dress Emma Watson wears as Hermione Granger in the up-comming Harry Potter GoF movie into a blue one, like it#s clearly said in the books !
It should not be to difficult for WB to change the color afterwards with help from some computer techniques (if you want that they change the color of Daniel Radclkiffs eyes into green as they are supposed to be as well, please join the HPFU (Harry Potter Fans united) instead, thanks.).
People who think Hermione Granger is into wearing pink dresses need to be punished. Ban thoise people from the HP fandom !
Sincerely,
HGFU
oui. some people here really need to get their sorry asses off the computer and into a psychologist's office. or get a reality check.....
just saw the new GoF trailer!!!
SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Mike Newell has destroyed the bautiful character of Hermione Granger, one of the most important characters of the well-knows Harry Potter series, written by JKR. How could it happen, that Hermione Granger turned into a pink dress-wearing slut with over all no pride and showing even the tiniest bit of intelligence? Please HELP Hermione Granger to come back to the Harry Potter movies as she is supposed to be ! Register now at the SHP0 !
www.SaveHermionesPersonal ityOrganisation.com
Oct 05 - Jul 21 = 5+30+31+10 = 76 days online.
6946 votes / 65 days = 106.9 votes per day.
1000000 votes / 106.9 votes.per.day = 9357.9 days.
9357.9 days / 365.25 = 25.62 years.
2005 + 25.6 years (round up) = 2031.
Congrats, Snowy! You _will_ hit your target of 1,000,000 votes. In the year 2031.
Ewwwwww...why are you massaging mike newell?
Ye Gods!
What the hell is so important about a pink dress! Newell was probably trying to show that this is the book where everyone finally realizes that herm is a girl!
You know what, we should ban...fish while we're at it. Nobody likes it anyway. At least I don't.
Gits.
NOTE: NONE OF YOU WRITE THE BOOKS OR MOVIE SCRIPTS. OH BOO HOO, YOU DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU WANTED IT TO BE HARRY AND HERMIONE. WELL IF J.K SAYS IF IT'S RON AND HERMIONE, THEN IT IS RON AND HERMIONE.
OKAY?? STOP BEING A LOT OF BIG BABIES!!!