Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
FOREVER!!! JKR SAYS SHE ALWAYS PLANNED IT! H/H WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! H/HERS READ THE BOOKS WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !
This petition is hilarious - people STILL thing Harry and Hermione are going to get together? Wow, some people are pathetic. You really are delusional, snowy! Keep this petition going, please - fandom is rolling around in laughter at your stupidity, and it would be a shame to deprive them of having so much fun. Your posts in particular have me in hysterics!
You're going to Hell, Mina, and for that I am sorry. All you have to do is repent your sins and give your life over to Jesus Christ.
I'd suggest you burn those Harry Potter books before it's too late. You could die at any moment (only the Heavenly Father knows the appointed time) and be sent to Hell, all because of your perverted lust for Harry Potter.
That is why I support this petition, and plead with all of you to do the same. What good will it do to have your favorite fictional characters fall in love, if you end up in Hell because of these evil books?
Crack out the champers- I'm on the webpage!!111!
I love your replies. Really, I do. I'm sending you a couple more logical emails just so I can get some more replies of my very own. But please do respond to my evidence- I'm interested to see what you have to throw at me.
You're being uncommonly kind to me, snowy. I don't go running to my Oxford dictionary; I came across a word on this "petition" (Johannes is right, it's a message board now) that I wasn't familiar with. This isn't an unusual occurence, sadly- I am but a reasonably well-read teenager and even though I seem invincible (I know that's the impression I give off, my dear snowy) I do make mistakes sometimes. Only sometimes. So 'signer' exists, you were right about that- I could gloat about my ship being proved to be the right one, but I see that actually us Ron/Hermiones don't seem to be doing that. I can just imagine you if you'd been proved right, and it's not pretty.
I couldn't help but notice that you didn't comment on either my Ron/Hermione evidence list, nor my analysis of your evidence. Please do- I'm sure you've a plethora of adjectives just for the occasion. Or, alternatively, I could just email you using my pseudonym Hank and end up on your wall of shame. I really, really, really want to show the grandkids that some day.
And to 'jesus saves'- snowy wants to ban the book because of two teenagers not getting it on- she isn't interested in your witchcraft shizzle. Neither am I.
I agree, Ginny and Harry came out of nowhere, it's like she was a brand new character JKR made up to suddenly be with Harry at the end.
Sorry, but Half Blood Prince was the worst HP book by far, can Book 7 be any better?
BAN BOOK 7
Harry Potter is an abomination and deserves to be banned. All you people who read it need to get your priorities straight and stop falling victim to the evils of witchcraft that JK Rowling promotes in her evil book.
I suggest you try playing the game and find out for yourself, spencer. According to my very reliable sources it is.
And Johnny Jackass - try sending me an email that isn't exactly the same as all the others you send and maybe it will make my webpage. There's no point in my posting the same old shit from the same old dumbasses time after time. Try being original for a change, fuck-for-brains, and see what happens.
Oh...and make fun of me all you want for making the occasional typo, everybody does it, so who gives a fuck? At least I'm not arguing that a common word like "signer" doesn't exist, lol
And Mina - I suggest you rely on logical reasoning rather than running to your Oxford English dictionary every time to look up simple words like "signer." I'm sorry, but it's very common to take a verb and add "er" to the end of it. Not every word like that is going to have its own entry, since there are way too many of them. Gotta use your brain, girl.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
This isn't a petition anymore. This is a message board, and a damn good one at that. I'm rooting for the R/Hr shippers to win this one. But I'm a H/D fan, so what do I care?
I live by my Oxford English dictionary, which may not sound uber-cool but sure helps me win at Scrabble. But you're right. Please do christen me Mina Signer, I was getting tired of my last name anyway. And now I have a sister, too. Gee whiz, I should sure challenge the intellect of a few more people, might wind up with even more new relations.
Let's dissect the "evidence" on snowy's page, shall we? Since she is so adamant she has given us plenty. (And yes, before you say it, I do have too much time on my hands, but this is what happens when school breaks up for the summer):
[on Ginny and Harry's romance]
"Two words for you - "love potion."
Yes, there is a definte reason for Jo to bring up love potions so early in Half-Blood Prince (in the chapter entitled the same, no less), for with it, Harry's inexplicable actions are suddenly explained. There can be no doubt whatsoever that young Ms. Weasley is not only proficient at Bat-Bogey Hexes - it turns out that the miss is also quite adept at making love potions (it's no coincidence that Slughorn handing Snape's old textbook to Harry is eerily similar to Lucius Malfoy handing Tom Riddle's diary to Ginny - in other words, Harry had best keep a close eye on Slughorn). Not only that, but rest assured that in Book 7 we'll discover that another member of the Weasley family is not above resorting to love potions to...well, just think who was with whom at Dumbledore's funeral)."
Ok. Now, just because snowy posted this on her page does not mean these reflect her actual views, blah blah blah, but honestly? Did you read the books carefully? If you did, you'll recall that Harry smelt the love potion to have the same smell that he associated with The Burrow, and it turned out to be Ginny. The love potion smells differently according to what attracts us the most, and Harry must have a
Snowy Resond has done it again! Yet ANOTHER stupid mis-spelling.
From her second reply to the The Macabre Quartet:
"And you dare to not only compare yourselves to JKR, but to suggest that you're acutally BETER THAN HER???"
So, Snowy Resond, care to elaborate on what "beter" means? From now on, it's now:
SNOWY RESOND BETER.
Oh dear, Snowy Resond Beter, you fall into these traps so easily.
BISCUITS FOR ALL! (Poisoned ones for militant, delusional Harmony shippers)
SUPPORT BOOK 7
ALL HAIL MISS TRISH, TIFFI, THE GREY LADY, JONATHAN AND EMERSON: LEADERS OF THE GOOD FIGHT FOR SANITY
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
COME BACK PUMPKINHEAD! WE NEED SOMEONE TO LAUGH AT!
RID THE INTERNET OF LUNATICS
Give Snowy hell from us Peeves...
"Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione."
Get. Over. It.
Ha ha, R/Hr shippers are SO delusional - give them proof and they just try to ignore it exists, what a bunch of losers.
And Mina dear - are you actually arguing that "signer" is not a word? As in the "signers" of the Declaration of Independence??? If so, let me know so I can lump you into the same category of idiot as Trish Signer. Hmmm, Mina Signer and Trish Signer - must be sisters.
And colleen - any "true fan" knows that Ginny is pure Mary Sue, nothing but JKR's perfect little bitch. Thank goodness the brat is going to die in Book 7 (as per JKR).
Game Informer - I suggest you actually try playing the game before making such accusations. According to my source, it's all there in black and white for anyone who wants to see it.
And Johnny Jackass - the fact that you don't even know what a Mary Sue is pretty much proves how worthless your statements are.
SORRY CHUMLEYS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
God, I am so sick of Ginny being called a Mary Sue!
First of all, Mary Sues are beautiful, brilliant beyond belief, brave, extremely funny, and usually have no flaws, some form of a freakish superpower, and a ridiculously long name.
Ginny is pretty, but as far as we know, she isn't stunning (like Fleur or Cho). A Mary-Sue is amazingly beautiful. Ginny's pretty.
Ginny is pretty smart, but she wasn't named a prefect. A Mary Sue is exceptionally brilliant, and smarter than Hermione.
Yes, Ginny is brave. But at times, it seems that she is brave to the point of recklessness. When she told Harry she was coming with him to the DoM in book 5, she was being brave, but she was also putting herself in grave danger. She seems to be somewhat rash, and rushes into things without thinking them through. A Mary Sue would never make mistakes.
As many people have said, Ginny never went through a personality change. She's been this way all along, but until book 5, she never acted normally around Harry. As Ron said in CoS, "It's weird for her to be acting like this, she never shuts up normally." Something like that. The only change in Ginny is that she's overcome her shyness.
Ginny's one of my favorite characters in the series, and to be honest, it's an insult to have her called a Mary Sue and such.
Mina, that was brilliant. Unfortunately, Snowy Resond (the ignorant, close minded little brat she is) will probably say something stupid like "Yeah, but where's the romance", or "That put me to sleep it was so long". But keeping that aside, it was outstanding, and will hopefully convince some other Harmonians.
Finally, of all the things I'm sick of, I'm sick of having all the delusional crazies saying they're the "true fans". According to them, "true fans" support Harry and Hermione, e
JELLY, it's you who has not understood the books. Yes, Hermione is clever - but only because she remembers facts from books. When it comes to thinking on her feet, she tends to lose her head - look at her reaction to the Devil's Snare in PS/SS, the BOOK version. "There's no wood!" She loses it.
Hermione is not perfect. She is bossy, sometimes arrogant, she is very insecure, she can't deal with her emotions, she doesn't have a great sense of humour, and she can be very waspish and cruel at times, without understanding how she affects people. Yes, Harry is the hero, but so what? She loves him as she would love a friend or a brother, and has no desire to make the relationship any more than that. There is NO physical attraction, and NO romantic chemistry between Harry and Hermione, and there never has been - that's why it won't happen. Hermione has a spark with Ron that brings about a desire for a romantic relationship - something she simply doesn't have with Harry. Surely you must have picked up on that by now? I can't believe some people didn't realise that.
JK Rowling was clearly planning H/G and R/H from the beginning - the admitted in the interview that she foreshadowed Harry and Ginny in Book 1, when Harry watched her running after the train. She's had these planned out for 15 years, and she also admitted in the interview that HARRY/HERMIONE WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! Just accept it - you misread the clues, and you misread a good friendship for something more. Go back and re-read, and be enlightened! Become a TRUE fan - because a TRUE fan sees what JKR is writing and understands it, as R/Hers and H/Gers did, and a TRUE fan supports JKR and doesn't bash her, just because she disagrees with them. Grow up, Jelly. Accept you got it wrong, and accept the series for what it is, not what it was in your mind, or what it might have been.
I actually think that snowy gave us the alien-proof just to show us that this all a joke... come on, nobody can be stupid enough to believe such a thing!
MissTrish - yeah, but it's been a while since they ventured over here ... I'm very disappointed that they're avoiding me. So depressing. Oh well. I'm just going to have to accept the fact that I'm just to darn scary to confront ... sigh ...
Jelly - QUOTE: "They are both bright, clever witches"
Dude. I know you just discovered spellcheck, but still. It's hard to impress me, especially when you go around suggest Harry is a Harriet and out for a lesbian love affair with Hermione. LEARN TO EDIT. Or maybe it's just one of those delusional things ... maybe you think Harry really IS a girl ... I'd believe anything of people like you.
Sirius Denial - QUOTE: "Sirius/Remus is still totally canon. You just gotta read between the lines"
Yeah, VERY in between the lines. I hear you need to be hooked up on drugs that make you hallucinate, and then you need a microscope, and, if the planets are at the right angle, you can totally see some extra words in between the lines the rest of us read.
LOL. I’ll admit it, I can see how one could get attached to Sirius/Remus … but c’mon … Lupin/Tonks … the multicoloured cubs and all that jazz …
Jonathan – QUOTE: “And what the hell is a MARY SUE supposed to be anyway?”
Don’t have time to fully explain, but basically it’s a character who is unrealistically perfect. A character based on the way the author wishes they could be. Hot, brave, ass-kicking, always says the right thing, does the right thing, no flaws blah blah blah …
GINNY IS NOT A MARY SUE. She has flaws and insecurities just like Hermione. Anyway, Mary Sues are a fanfiction invention. They can’t really be applied in canon.
Tired.
Must eat crumpet.
Tiffi.
Snowy, I think the one who sent you that thing about aliens is making fun of you.
You musn't take everything seriously. The one who send it is having a laugh at your expense - like everybody else here.
And for your information, Snowy, to bring up an old argument, "signer" isn't in the Oxford English dictionary. And I've checked it pretty thoroughly. If I'm wrong, you can laugh at me too, but I don't think I am.
Excellent job Mina. Hopefully this will be enough for the pumpkinheads and snowys of the world to make them shut the hell up. Of course, with their obvious ignorance of the canon, they will probably be in their little own world, believing that Harry and Hermione will get together by the end of the seventh book. Then again, they may never find out, seeing that they believe that their bitching will get the book banned.
Taken mostly from webpages I found, in answer to your demanding to know Ron/Hermione moments in the books:
- Also, at the end of Book 4, Hermione kisses Harry on the cheek but she once again refrains with Ron. This obviously means there is some sort of tension between the two.
- When Harry sees Hermione at the Yule Ball and doesn't recognise her, it is because she looks pretty. He finds her attractive FOR ONCE. She is never described favourably again.
- When Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood for the first time in CoS, Ron does that spell on him that then backfires and makes him "eat slugs". He reacted the strongest of all to this insult, throwing himself at Malfoy in an attempt to hurt him.
- Hermione and Ron bicker ALL THE TIME in the last few books. If this is not hate/LOVELOVELOVE relationship, then what is? Remember what movie!Snape says to Lupin and Sirius? "Well, well, well, bickering like an old married couple".
- I believe JKR gave the film makers, particularly Alfonso Cuaron, some insider details for what was yet to come in the books, especially Ron/Hermione. For example, when Harry is approaching Buckbeak, that famous grabbing for Ron's hand that Hermione exhibits? She is embarassed, he is embarrassed, they look away from eachother and even step away. Grabbing for somebody's hand if they are just a friend to you means nothing! You can do it rather easily in fact. But she did it without thinking. And when the three of them see Buckbeak getting his head chopped off, Hermione does that weird sultry putting her arms round Ron, and it is Harry who is forced to try and join the embrace. She is turning to Ron for comfort involuntarily. How lovely.
Some quotes...
"You will find that Madam Pomfrey is still awake. She's just giving out Mandrake juice - I daresay the Basilisk's victims will be waking up any moment." [Dumbledore]
"So Hermione'
Hello, back from beyond the veil
Jelly, first of all, it matters so much because we you spell word incorrectly (Or use excessive capital letters for that matter) it casts an unfavorable impression on your intelligence.
Second of all, why do you insist on blasting the "True Fan" trumpet? Are you saying that Emerson, or Melissa, who have spent years of their lives creating and monitering websites devoted to Harry Potter, are not "true fans" because they don't support your ship? I'm clearly missing soemthing here.
Next, who said Harry had the looks either? From the sound of it, Harry's only been a chick magnet since he became the chosen one (that title was the only thing that bugged me about HBP. It sounded like JKR was the one watching too much star wars) Hermionie (as she tells us) didn't really fancy Viktor
- she went out with him because he was the first boy to really see her a as girl. Therefore, if she didn't really fancy Krum, then that kind of brings down your arguement.
You want book six changed...that little claim just left me staring at my moniter. My good Jelly, book six has been cut and dried. There's now going back and making such a huge change (and Mrs. JKR has worked so long on that book, I don't think she wants to look at it again, let alone go back and change it)
Please please, I am trying to be polite here - be rational and accept the ship won't sail again. I was pretty mad when my Sirius/Lupin ship didn't turn out, but I'm not making internet petitions for JKR to bring back Sirius and get them together.
Go in peace, my friend
Anyone who lives with their mind grounded on planet Earth should know that there is no possible way that book 6 or 7 will be altered in any way. Please give up this naive request.
Also, I would like to see some hard book evidence, you're "undeniable proof" of H/Hr. We've given you tons of R/Hr moments which you shoot down because they're not flat out hooking up, we've given you a plethora of quotes and scenes which flat out disprove H/Hr, so of which you have even consented to. She stated in an interview YEARS ago that Harry and Hermione's relationship was strictly platonic. No matter how you may attempt to stretch the definition, a platonic relationship is a friends relationship. She also stated for years that something was brewing between Ron and Hermione. The vast majority of readers support R/Hr, they just aren't as active in the online community.
There isn't a question as to who is a "true fan." There's nothing wrong with wanting a different 'ship to sail, but H/Hr has been throughly disproved in the books and direct quotes from JKR. Please stop taking your disappointment out on this woman, move on, and go back to enjoying the books for what they are. If you don't want to enjoy the books, that's fine, but show some respect. If you really want H/Hr together, write a fan fic. Some of them are very successful, if well written. I've seen fics online reach almost the status of the books as far as their readers are concerned. Please stop bashing JKR and making this outrageous demands. You're only giving your stance a bad name with your obstinance and harsh comments.
Fine, I used SPELL CHECK on my computer so you couldn't make fun of me, JONATHAN. And I do know how to spell, but I didn't know it MATTERED SO MUCH.
The point is, we TRUE FANS know that Harry/Hermione is the only ship that really MAKES SENSE. They are both bright, clever witches whereas Ron has neither the brains or the looks to keep Hermione interested. Um, hello, she fancied VIKTOR KRUM, who was a Seeker, and HARRY is a seeker. Yes, that's right, HARRY POTTER. The hero of the series? Maybe you don't know him, because you HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS PROPERLY.
I don't want to ban book 7, I just want book 6 changed. Ginny is a total Mary-Sue anyways.
Glad you had a good laugh at my expense, JONATHAN.
Laters
Oh, I feel so defeated. It's just tearing me up inside. Now I've seen the error of my ways, and I will become a die-hard Harmonian, all because Snowy showed me some bullshit about aliens.
How about you show us proof from the actual books, instead of using information from your buddy in Jo's "inner circle".
"Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione."
Get. Over. It.
Snowy, just a question - if you're so convinced that JKR has changed her mind, and that Harry and Hermione will get together in Booki 7, when why do you still keep writing "BAN BOOK 7" at the bottom of your posts? I thought, if it has H/H in it, you'd be supporting it? Face it, you misread the books, and you have lost.
"It's done, isn't it? Yes, we do now know that it is Ron and Hermione" - JK Rowling
"Anyone who is still shipping Harry/Hermione after Book 6 ... needs to go back and re-read." - JK Rowling
Ps- as if any of us are going to believe that JK Rowling gives hints in a computer game! What do you think we are, delusional fools? No, that honour belongs to you, turd.
um hay I am a H/Hr shipper but it looks like this webpage has become devoted to people who HATE the ship and just want the Ron/Hermione realationship. its' so OBVIOUS jk only decided about that realationship after seeing the support it had, but we are the TRUE FANS and know that she was setting up H/Hr since the FIRST BOOK. Um, hello, why else would harry notise so many details about Hermione? UMMM because he wanted to do her then, as he did in every book until the HALF BAKED PLOT (hbp) came out.
Laters
"Harry and Hermione's love was cut short after only a few sweet, short books."- Pumpkinhead.
Er, hello, anything that "JRK" writes is CANON. So you can shelve your theories, and just listen to the goddamn author.
SNOWY RESOND.
I am so ... frickin' ... pissed …
WHY AREN'T THERE ANY DELUSIONALS WILLING TO DEFEND THEMSELVES????
You could at least give a girl a challenge.
DEFEND YOUR HONOUR, DEFEND YOUR PRIDE! Not that you have any honour OR pride … but I'm sure you delusionals don't see it that way ...
You know you want to throw pumpkin pies in my face.
I DARE YOU.
snowy's favourite sexy poodle,
Tiffi
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
I would like to take this opportunity to add this pairing to my List of Ships That I Ship But Don't Really Talk About Because I'm Not Obsessed or Adamant About Them (stuff like Crookshanks/Mrs Norris, Filch/Pince etc):
Dean/Lavender!
If they were actual people, I would so give them both good luck crumpets. As much as it pains me to admit it, alas, they are only fictional characters in a book.
ES: Harry/Hermione shippers - delusional!
JKR: Well no, I'm not going to - Emerson, I am not going to say they're delusional! They are still valued members of my readership! I am not going to use the word delusional.
Can you read, snowy? If you got a problem you got one with Emerson, who. doesn't. care. I don't care. I'm bored. I want to see Ron and Hermione doing it doing it phone doing it.
You're all wankers, you're all wankers, you're all wankers.
Hermione and Ron are GETTING IT ON right now and I'm doing Justin, doing Justin.
I HATE YOU SNOWY PEACE OUT
Why the hell do u wanna ban Book 7 if Harry and Hermione aren't together in that? I seriously doubt that book sales would drop if Harry and Hermione werent together! Weirdo... Harry so obviously
omg liek woah!1
Let's just all remember why we're here, babydolls. Sure, 'delusional' is a strong word, but let's spread the love, children, spread it thick. We all lurve Harry Potter (the books, not the dude... I still remember the capslocked days of OotP). I still had respect left for the H/Hr shippers and their dusty library books after HBP, but not now. You want to ban Book 7? You have a seriously angry half-burned fella to deal with, chum.
Really now people, I'm taking time to write this from beyond the grave, so you better listen up.
Snowy, will you please stop using ad hominem attacks. It certainly isn't helping your position (and if you don't know what that means, look it up)
And I'm sorry, but I must be frank: DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU CAN BAN BOOK SEVEN? The books so far have stood up to fundies, right-wingers, and the POPE for goodness sake. A couple fanpeople are not going to send publishers shaking in their boots.
I feel what you suffer from is 'Black Knight' syndrome. You do not know when to give up. Even as people continually shop away at your ideas, you continue to squirm upon the ground and try to fight, making idiots of yourselves.
First off, to the idiots who started this petition, if you are so pissed off about what happened in the canon, read fanfiction and get your precious Harry/Hermione fix there! Lord knows that I am getting my Snape/Lupin fix.
To snowy, the love potion theory is just that, a theory. Well, it actually is a dumbass one made by some really pathetic individual. I do believe that the love potion needs to be ingested in regular intervals. Also, I thought that the point of introducing the love potion was showing how desperate Merope Gaunt was in having Tom Sr. as her husband.
That bit about JK actually signing this petition was hilarious. If you haven't noticed, which I believe you haven't, seeing that a vast majority of those posting here are complaining about your and your delusional pals, some people have signed this as Lavender Brown, Hermione Granger, Krusty the Klown and if you look closely, Lord Voldemort, Hitler, and Stalin.
Concerning the sexual tension between Ron and Hermione, it is equivalent to Han Solo and Princess Leia, you know from Star Wars. There was a lot of bitching and petty arguments between the two of them Empire Strikes Back, pretty much like Ron and Hermione in Goblet of Fire. Then in Return of the Jedi, those two become a definate item, much like what Ron and Hermione are at, at the end of Half-Blood Prince. Oh and if you were curious, in later novels and comics, Leia and Han do get married and have three children. Of course, I am hoping this for Ron and Hermione, but the chances of this is almost impossible. No, not because Harry and Hermione will "wake up" from their "delusional" love for Ginny and Ron respectively, but for the both of them surviving post seventh book are not that great.
I hope that this will get your head out of your ass. However, I know that this is as possible as world peace, but there is still that bit of light that I am focussed on.
I did not use you Ron!!!!! I loved you, you were "My Sweetheart"!!! I'm just saying that now that I've moved on, I wish you and Hermione luck. Oh yeah, could you find out how Dean feels about me, now that he's single...
Aw, they've all left us to mock them and alone with no new material. The way they talked in the beginning they were so friggin resolute you'd think they were marines with their 'hoo-rah snowy' crap, but it appears they're not loyal past one post. or else they just forgot the name of the site, or where their computer was, or what computers do, or their own names for that matter.
Hey, I am really insulted that you guys think that Ron and I had a true romance. I mean, I did like him well enough, and when I caught him with Hermione, I was sad enough, but know that some time has gone by, I can't see how anyoen, even me, thought our relationship was serious. ALL WE DID WAS MAKEOUT. Now that I am over Ron, I wish him and Hermione the best of luck!
"Ginny is pretty much Harry's ideal girl" - JK Rowling.
I think that rules out a love potion. Plus, Harry SMELT Ginny in the love potion at the start of HBP - which means he'd had natural feelings for her since they'd been at the Burrow, without realising it. Therefore, it could not have been a love potion, because only natural smells of things we love are smelled in a love potion.
People who say awful things about JKR in petitions or send her hate mail are as bad as the people who sent Hermione hate mail in GoF - they're delusioned, naive, stubborn gits. Grow up.
that whole "love potion theory" had me cracking up forever. i just have an image of ron and ginny over a cauldron, laughing maniacally as they brew a love potion.
slughorn said that you can't create love with a potion, only obsession. harry felt love for ginny. he wasn't going on about how beautiful her long red hair is, or how her chocolate brown eyes sparkle with mischief, or whatever you might find in a cheesy fanfiction. he. loved. her. get over it, snowy.
there's also the argument that JKR doesn't tell anyone what's going to happen in the books, not even her family. but plenty of people have brought that up already.
glad to see the BB7 brigade has disappeared. although they were funny. Tiffi, your mockery of the brigade was hilarious. couldn't have said it better myself.
i don't get it...what more evidence do they need?
SUPPORT BOOK 7
"Yes, we do know now that it's Ron and Hermione."
As promised, I am now ready to mock each of the most recent delusionals separately. I doubt they’ll ever read this, as they seem to have seen the light and disappeared … much like our dear friend pumpkinhead. While I do kinda want to convert H/Hr-ers so they can see the Good Ship joy, at the same time … that would totally ruin my fun. Good thing we can all count on delusionals like snowy!
Ahem. ON TO THE MAIL!!
rp davens – QUOTE: “I'm so glad I found this petition!”
First off: Why the hell are you glad to find this petition? I mean, I’M glad you did, coz now I get to mock you insanely, but why would you want to discover the majority thinks you are utterly insane and pathetic? Not to mention the *gasp* D-WORD.
QUOTE: “God bless you snowy!”
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And that is all I have to say to THAT.
harmonie - You obviously don’t realise this petition has already had a Harmonie, and her and her impostor were somewhat famous. Idiot. Pick your name more carefully.
QUOTE: “Alright!!!! Thanks for showing me this petition, rp
Let's do it, go snowy, woo hoo!!!”
Are you, like, totally, a like, cheerleader, like?
This, everyone, is what happens when a cheerleader tries to read fantasy books …
shipper – QUOTE: “Thanks for showing me the petition, snowy. Count me in”
Looks like someone’s got their head up YOUR ass, snowy … oh well, at least it explains why you’re so damn uptight all the time.
brandon - QUOTE: “Another H/Hr shipper here, proudly signing! :)”
Okay … and you’re proud to be associated with snowy … why?
And lay off the smiley faces. It implies you’re about twelve years old. (Which I’m sure is true, but still, you don’t want everyone to know!)
Wotcher Harry! – QUOTE: “Come one, Jo - RON? Are you serious???”
It seems we have one of the fabled Ron-bashers in our midst … it makes Jo uncomfortable, and it pisses me off. Let me make this really simple f
Are you kidding. Do you honetly think that JKR is going to reconsider her story line for some oviously
Deloutional
people like you. All H/Hr shippers are not deloutional mind you i see there points that are valid to there argument. However a whole bunch of deloutional kids are not going to change JKR's books that she wrote herself. Thats right her books not yours.
We are dumbledores men through and through....
and so are the rest of the non deloutional Harry Potter readers.
Huh. The Ban Book 7 Brigade are too wussy to stick around ... how sad. Looks like the delusionals aren't willing to support their ship when it comes down to it ...
YO, SNOWY!!! Glad you're back. Your little minions you found at some website seemed to have scuttled off ... hmmmm ... on to your latest stupidity:
QUOTE: "btw I have even more proof posted at my website,"
Even MORE proof????!! To go with the mountains you've already shown us???!!! NOTE SARCASM.
QUOTE: "this time from the "insider" I mentioned earlier."
I love how you've put quotation marks around the word insider. That basically means you're saying your insider really isn't an insider at all, but a figment of your imagination or a fellow delusional who has never met Jo in their eleven years on this earth. LOL.
And we've all seen the love potion theory before. It was an immediate delusional reaction to HBP. But we've seen the effects of a love potion IN CANON, and they are NOTHING like how Harry acts when he's with Ginny. Quit clutching at straws. Also, in the great interview courtesy of Emerson (apparently my head is up your ass, sorry about that) and Melissa, Jo states that Ginny is Harry's ideal woman. She also states that she doesn't lie in interviews.
DEAL WITH IT.
Kill me now, I think I just used one of your catchphrases ...
snowy’s favourite sexy poodle,
Tiffi
•Emerson’s Thugs Rock On Forever•
talk about coming out of left field, if you wanna talk about potions miss otter snowy, as you think you've proved your theory in your little blog, take a look at that first potions lesson of the year, for harry the love potion smells like a broom handle, treacle, and something flowery he thought he smelled at the weasleys, the potions smells like the things that will most attract you. he later 'caught a waft of that flowery smell he had picked up in slughorn's dungeon' and turned to find Ginny at his ear. your 'proof' is crap, worthless crap. it's a theory with no foundation at all. sorry to burst your little bubble which no amount of real proof or reason seems to penetrate.
Snowy, it's a well known fact that JKR does not discuss the upcoming books with the memebers of her family, her editors, or any friends at all until it is essential to do so in the writing of the book. Your informant is lying to you, I'm sorry to break the news.
I have to say I'm astounded. I mean, I'm responsible for the deaths of many Muggles and wizards alike, including that muggle loving fool Albus Dumbledore. I'm pretty much secure in my immortality and it looks like I'll probably be dooming the world and causing the apocalypse, and yet the only thing that appears to be in any way a "travesty" to you guys is that a worthless boy and a filthy Mudblood are not together? Well, ain't that just great. All my efforts...right, gonna have to do something real nasty in Book 7...
Hitler. OMG. Why are you so cruel? I didn't quite want to burn like DENETHOR. Though I suppose you never once considered my feelings. That's so like you, Hitler. GOSH. Buy my hairspray! BUY IT NOW. Because it's so AWESOME IT KILLS YOU. Except...it won't. Because then no one would buy it, would they? AhemcoughSQUEE. Australian flags? I remember them. Then, suddenly, my memory was obscured by a sudden blast of hairspray that has forever made me STALE. Thanks, Hitler, thanks. I feel so LOVED. LOVED AND LOVED AND LOVED. Oh, and by the way, Hitler, dearest love in all the world, I believe you meant "threw" not "through" Get it right. Sheesh.
All my children,
Stalin
"Demand"? Demand is a very strong word. Strong, strong, strong. If JK Rowling found this site, she would probably laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. YOUR MOTHER! And then maybe she would sign as someone random, like Christian Bale, and say what she thought. Maybe. Australian traffic signals? How scandalous. Does this have anything to do with...being hit by a train? Or Oregon Trail? Or AFRICAN VIOLETS?!?!? We may never know. GIVE ME CHRISTIAN BALE SOUP, OR GIVE ME DEATH! Or Stalin Hairspray. Sounds scrumptiously seductive. Good heavens. SEE Y'ALLS ON THE FLIP SIDE!!! Squidward = WONDER AND AWE. The. End. A CORNUCOPIA OF LOVE. I alone can save you from your sad and sorry fate at the hands of...Stalin. AND AUSTRALIAN FLAGS!
THE Christian Bale? Well, Christian Bale, I'll have you know that I find you RIDONKULOUSLY SEKSI. Stalin Hairspray? ...for some reason, that reminds me of directing traffic with Australian flags. Don't ask me why, though. OOPS! I think I accidentally through Stalin into this convienient fire pit. HITLER MADE ME DO IT. Even though Hitler is my name. HEIL! HEILHEILHEIL.
Mmm. Christian Bale SOUP. Is good. HOW I LOVE YOU, CHRISTIAN BALE.
Sincerely,
Hitler, Owner of your very SOUL.
Support Book Seven, because it will most likely ROCK MY NON-EXSISTANT TOE SOCKS OFF. DOn't be jealous of my power.
.....^_^
WHEEEE!!! This site is the most hillarious thing of my life. Hey everyone, buy STALIN HAIRSPRAY!!! "So firm, it's rock solid!" Wow. SUPPORT BOOK SEVEN. Or despair. Hahahaha. Jack the wannabe Samurai, you are my new favorite hero. Awwww. Besides Stalin, of course. "LA LA LA, I'M NOT ON DRUGS! LA LA LA, I'M NOT ON DRUGS! LA LA LA, I'M NOT ON DRUGS!" -Professor Severus Snape. Chocolate, anyone?
You can't be serious! We take time out of our day to give you a wide range of cool petitions to create, and you give us this "Harry and Hermione should be together even they shouldn't be" petition? This is unbelievable! The heighth of rudeness! I've never seen such poor behaviour! I protest your petition and I protest you! I'm filing a grievance with the authorities. You'll never petition in this town again! You cannot be serious!
Well, perhaps they were not ALL by the same person, but several of them are. Perhaps two of them working together?
It is rather suspicious that all of this Harmonians (or anti-Harmonians...where's the harmony here?) suddenly try to show up now...
Hmmm ... posts #762 - #767 are totally all by the same person.
But as I have no life (thanks, snowy), I feel the need to rise to the bait and become your personal shrink, schizo.
762 Random Person:
No, girl, yes, no.
763 Random Person:
Yes, and dude, you suffer from paranoia. GET OVER IT. YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!
(I'm going to murder you in your sleep, you bastard.)
764 Jack the wannabe Samurai:
Hmmmm ... interesting ... interesting ... first off, you are DELUSIONAL (are you a H/Hr shipper by any chance?) as you are much too ambitious. NO WAY will you ever succeed. However, I suggest you open a lemonade stand, raise some cash, and fly to NZ. It’s nice here. We even have some mountains.
765 Bored:
Hmmm … you’re bored. I suggest finding a petition to post on repeatedly. It works.
Trust me.
Failing that, you could make crumpets, or take up knitting. Moose breeding also has its merits …
766 Evil genius:
For starters, you need some minions. No evil empire goes anywhere without minions. The best place for finding minions is on the net … go for people who are militant and obsessive … people who’ll follow your every move as they’re clinging to some desperate hope …
767 Confused:
Shut up. Your disease is freakin’ infectious. Dude, just forget about those questions, and ask yourself this: Why are H/Hr shippers so delusional?
Is it something they ate?
Love,
Shrink Tiffi
•Emerson's Thugs Rock On Forever•
P.S. 'Ban Book 7 Brigade' - come back, and tell me what hole of a website you came from. I'll be 'eternally grateful'.
I don't know if you could answer these questions for me but I had just been wondering:
1. If electricity comes from electrons then what does morality come from?
2. If a quiz is quizzical then what is a test?
3. If you eat Pop Rocks and Soda at the same time, what will happen?
I hope you can answer these few questions as I have recently been looking at life in a whole different percpective (why is the grass green, the water bluish, the sun yellow, where does fire come from, how does my brain know to move my arm when I want it to) thinking about life's many unanswered (or answered but the answer is not well known) questions. So if you can please answer these questions or just one I would be eternally grateful. And where does the word 'eternally' come from? And where does 'grateful' come from? As a matter of fact, where do all words come from? Is there a man somewhere who just thinks of sounds and then begins using them in sentences and therefore has created a 'word'? Like numbers, if they never end then is there some person whose job it is to come up with numbers, whose doing that right this second? And speaking about seconds, why does the clock start on 12? And why...
Sincerely,
Confused Person
P.S. Where does the word 'sincerely' come from. As a matter of fact, what does it mean? And where does 'confused' originate from? And 'person', who invented that one? And what about the comma (,) what is that about, who came up with that? I need help. Help!!!!!!!!!
I am trying to start an empire but i just can't seem to get it to go farther than my own front pourch. i just know that if it were i who was ruling the world things would be allot better. Plus, if i'm made emperor i can see to it that all assicoiated with Ron and Hermione live forever. i know I'll be a great ruler
I've decided to devote my time to becoming a martial artist who can leap from mountain crag to mountain crag. However, before I really start practicing, I should probably find a mountain. Yet no mountains exist in my portion of Indiana. What on Earth am I going to do?
I have been concerned lately with some things that have happen lately in the world that concern me. There was that Tsunami that killed so many people; the protested elections in Ukraine, with the Moscow backed man loosing out with Putin going back to the old Soviet ways of doing things, and of course, the Red Soxs, Mickleson, and now the Eagles reversing their curses. I ask you all. Is these things a sign that feared End of Days is upon us?? Might I also add that my favourite bar is now being threatened by a glacier?? Well, the river next to it has ice jams, and things are frozen and are backing up.
You can't be serious! We take time out of our day to give you a wide range of cool petitions to create, and you give us this "Harry and Hermione should be together even they shouldn't be" petition? This is unbelievable! The heighth of rudeness! I've never seen such poor behaviour! I protest your petition and I protest you! I'm filing a grievance with the authorities. You'll never petition in this town again! You cannot be serious!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???????
C'mon guys, BREATHE.
I have only posted as me on this petition. Oh, and on behalf of Harry, but I've been honest about that.
SO WHAT IS UP WITH THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES???
Sure, we, the Leaders of the Good Fight for Sanity are having a heck of a lot of fun. That's because I a). have a sense of humour and b). am a vehement and scary R/Hr Shipper and always have been and c). it is my duty as Emerson's thug.
So. Please stop throwing around pathetic posts about how we're posting on both sides - because, seriously, where is the fun in that? It's not remotely amusing to read your lame posts, so if you can't be funny, get the hell out.
NEXT QUESTION:
Where are all you delusionals coming from? What website? Coz you're either from somewhere gross like www.harryloveshermione.co m , or you're the same person.
This whole this is pointless and invalid. I've posted under at least 5 different names, the things makes no sense. It's entirely possible -- probable -- that most of the postings on here come from Snowy under different names. There is no basis for checking the validity of anything on this site. Give it up. Everyone.
'E-who-must-not-be-name d', thats what they call him in some parts...
Support book 7, it will rock. Are you telling me you don't care about what happens in the end? Crazies.
There was too much evidence for H/Hr and so much evidence not for R/Hr and H/G...and yet now we are "DELUSIONAL" and have been RIDICULED by, dare I even speak his name, for he seems more evil than Voldemort, Emerson. No, I'm proudly supporting Harry and Hermione, proudly showing the world that Joanne Kathleen Rowling called me delusional, and proudly signing this petition!
You have to admit, it does look pretty supsicious, Jonathan. Who in their right mind would post so many times on a petition they don't agree with?
Admit it, you're really snowy, right? And Miss Trish too? This is all too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
How am I the same person a s Snowy? Do I want to ban Book 7? Nooooooooooooooo. Look:
SUPPORT BOOK 7
see?
Conspiracy theories generally are sneered on. You'll be telling me Princess Di was murdered by MI5 next.
