My name is here for one reason only: so I can tell you all how ridiculously stupid and delusional you are. In fact, it's probably pointless to tell you that because I'm sure you can't comprehend it, but the truth had to be voiced. Even if you somehow reach your insane goal of 1,000,000 signatures, there is no reason for JKR to apologize for telling the truth in her interview with Emerson and Melissa. As for the rest of your so-called "petitions", I won't even start; I can't think down to your level enough to refute them all.
I'm signing the petition because I really, truly hope you reach your goal of one million signatures. Then you can send this petetion to JK Rowling, and she can call you dekusional again.
AS IF she's going to change the plot of book 7, already so carefully planned, just because you loonies think Hermione like the wrong boy.
my sincerest sympathies in your time of grievous oblivion. All my life i have been truly sorry for the mentally unstable. In all my time working with patients with diseases of the mind, i have seen nothing to match the likes of your tragic, tragic case. I would reccomend 2 strong dosages of Zoloft per day. works wonders. truly. best of luck with your disorder!
yours truly,
Dr. Turd Ferguson MD PhD
i agree with this POST!!!!
is what an idiot would say its her book just cause u dont like it dosnt mean that u can boycott the damn serris ur all stupid retards
peace out c ya at woodstalk
HIPPE 4LIFE
this petition is a bsolutly rediculus. i searched harrypotter on google, went tomugglenet, found the wall of shame, then this retarded petition. let Rowling write what she wants, and leve a damn ur all fuckin fay fucks get a fukin god fukin life gay fukin gay fucks GOD DAMNIT U R GAY ASSES UR ALL ON DRUGS IT IS A GOOD BOOK LEAVE IT AT THAT UR DUMBSHITS DIE IN THE MOST HORABLE AND PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE AND I HOPE SOME HOW SOME WAY J.K.R IS INVOLD WITH UR DEATHS WITH A COLLECTABLE HARRY POTTER WAND DIE U DUMB DUMD DUMD DUMB DUMB PPL
get a life u stupid pple. its a book
not the end of the world
get a life,
and stop moaning if ur mom actually took the time to raise u properly we wouldnt have to deal with nerds like u... u know how i found this site i searched gay ass harry potter nerds on google now all the men on this site grow a penis and suk it
This is bloddy hillarious, I've personaly have no problems with H/Hr shipers, Exsept the ones that are this stupid. F.y.i. you are not the ONLY true fans of Harry Potter, R/Hr enjoy the books just as much as we all do, second, They'r her books, she can do whatever she wants in them, Lastly Book 7 is the end of the line, so Bloomesbury and Scholastic won't be publeshing annother Harry Potter book anyway. If boycotting Book 7 satisfiyes your over inflated ego, go right ahead, but that's all you'll be acompleshing
This is hilarious. If anything, the people who are signing this for real (a.k.a. not flaming) are just proving that they're a tad bit delusional (some more than others). How can you guys honestly think that the book is going to be banned worldwide because of a petition started by a bunch of angry shippers? Especially when the majority of signatures are flames and/or multiple signings? For god's sake, it's more like a forum here.
There are some H/Hr shippers I can respect. Any of them that signed this for real aren't on that list.
Jeez, man this is making me laugh...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ship H/Hr, but seriously, you're gonna ban one of the greatest books cause of a fictional disappointment?
LOL! I hope JKR reads this and laughs too. =)
Thank you petition signers here for making me laugh. I think Harry/Hermione shippers should be given their own radio shows/tv shows. Bloody hysterical!
It amuses me deeply that you think #260 was JKR. She would not lower her standards enough to sign this, nor would she, an author, spell so poorly. Reconsider the definition of the word delusional.
You do realize that most, if not all but a handful, of these 7,300+ signatures are all flames and negative comments towards you. These, when it comes to a petition, do not infact count. I would like to see the authors face when she opens the manilla envelope full of negative comments directed towards you, the petition creator. If the immaturity of this petition doesn't get her to laugh herself to tears, the signatures will.
hahahahahaha...
oh yeah hahahahhahahaa. you guys make me laugh. lets ban book 7, harry and hermione didnt hook up :-( awww I feel so bad for you guys. Since the whole series was about harry and hermione hooking up and everythign so thats why she shouldnt write book 7. hahahahahahaha
This is so incredibly pathetic that it isn't even funny. First of all, it's the love life of a bunch of fctional characters in a book. Ban book 7? I cannot believe the immaturity. Also, book 7 is supposed to be the last one. It wouldn't mater if book sales were hurt because 1) there are not millions of OBSESSIVE H/Hr fans and 2)Bloomsbuy and Scholastic aren't publishing another Potter book anyways! Considering how much JKR has already earned from the sales of the Harry Potter books, I don't see why this would affect her. Petitioning an author to rectify something in her owns books isn't going to help very much because it's her bok and she can do whatever she wants with it. You people need to get a life and stop flipping out over the fact that two fictional characters didn't hook up.
Dear Petition Writers,
First of all, you as consumers can't ban anything. You can boycott a product if you so choose, since no one is forcing you to purchase it. If you expect anyone to take you seriously, make sure that you use the proper terms.
Secondly, I'm so sorry to hear that your life has been tarnished by Rowling's decision to make R/Hr canon instead of H/Hr. How you must dread getting up each and every day knowing that this is so. You must cry yourselves to sleep each night and wake up in cold sweats due to the nightmares. Your social life suffers and your work and school performance declines as you sink deeper into despair. We feel for you and we'll take up a collection as soon as someone finds an offering plate.
Regards,
T.A.S.H.P.F.
The Association of Sane Harry Potter Fans
>Well well, 7,300+ and counting I see. And some of you R/Hr idiots thought this petition would never amount to anything, HAHAHAHA<
Oh poor snowy. I see you getting your one millon sigs, sending them in and JKR's gonna be all like:
"A million signatures to ban my next book! Oh noes!!!!...wait a tick this is an internet petition, there's no way to verify the actuall number of 'true' belivers and most of the posts are Snowy and someone named Shadow (tee hee)...oh Jolly good then. Time to write the scene where Harry and Hermione still don't get together."
Snowy these petitions don't mean much. It's ok to cry if you want to.
I warn all not to read any More it is not for the faint of heart..hahahaha
To otter snowy
More evil than you could hope for:
hhahaha do you like death Snowy do you do you wade in a pool of blood bask in the plessure of all that will end ??? Do you slow kill same one just to have something to do?, slowly cut throw the chest and drink the life blood of your foe?? taking the heart slowly out of the chest of your foe and eating it??? do you delit in killing? riping your foe slowly open before the breath there last breath??? HAHAHA you cannot handle the death of it all hahahaha...
As for me playing with myself your the one all cranky and bitchy like you have steel in your back you are in the need of a dam good beding that would make you shut up! (although human males may not like you..that may explan it).
Form Shadow vampira
Like the new Name???
I warn all not to read any More it is not for the faint of heart..hahahaha
Im with sock but what the hell vampira??? Lord Voldermort????? hhahaha do you like death voldermort do you do you wade in a pool of blood bask in the plessure of all that will end ??? Do you slow kill same one just to have something to do?, slowly cut throw the chest and drink the life blood of your foe?? taking the heart slowly out of the chest of your foe and eating it??? do you delit in killing? riping your foe slowly open before the breath there last breath??? HAHAHA you cannot handle the death of it all hahahaha...
Form Shadow vampira
Like the new Name???
QUEEN BITCH is back you have only Read for three years hahaha you probibly just whatched the movies, As to your petition I do NOT support YOU off all people I am here to show people what a "CRAZY" ass bitch you are and how loony you realy are only 00000.1% of people support you on this petiton all signings under Shadow are not in Support of This otter Snow Petition she is as crazy as a jack rabbit and realy batty This means snowy count me out of your totals im Not supporting im only Laughing at this attempt is will get to one Million if it does -999,920 signs of this petition if you where to send this J.K would have a REALY BIg pick me up laugh at this hahahahaha shit you are crazy..
You asked what is with the star wars comment i am quoteing J.K Rowling when she says "TO MUCH STAR WARS CAN DO THIS TO A PERSON" i am commenting to the creater of this petition.
P.S where the hell is snowy??? she has not been commenting for a long time..
Well well, 7,300+ and counting I see. And some of you R/Hr idiots thought this petition would never amount to anything, HAHAHAHA
infuriated weasley - Ron is a pussy, admit. He doesn't deserve Hermione, so kindly shove up idiotic R/Hr ship up your ass where it belongs.
Shadow - if you've actually read all the HP books 72 times, it's time to read something else, loser.
VOLDEMORT (or whoever) - no one's saying JKR ever said anyone was delusional. Learn to read, dumbass.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
To the H/Hr shippers on this petition:
If you didn't noticed but making/signing this petition saything that you need to boycott whatever, you just proved JKR right about you guys being DELUSIONAL!!! And you know what, I hope you guys don't buy/read the 7th book. You guys don't deserve to.
in case u didnīt notice, STAR WARS petition is just word-for-word copied snowy otter petition.
It just mentions Luke and Leia the way H/Hr are mentioned:))))
so as the Luke/leia shippers were deeply disapointed in 80s, the same thing will come to H/Hr shippers....I am not saying Hr will end up with Ron, but itīs just logical that a hero like Harry will end up like Luke or Frodo or...hm.....Indiana Jones:))))
dude do u like not have a life or something? do sit around moping about FICTTIONAL ships that dont go the way u want them 2? dude is done get over it!!!
What in the world did you do to get Star Wars comments on an HP petition that's more of a forum than a petition.
Delusional-
2.someone who holds a false belief or or opinion.
3.(Psychiatry) someone who holds a fixed, dominating, or persistent FALSE mental conception resistent to reason with regard to actual things or matters of fact.
Paraphrased from the Webster's Dictionary. Seems like you are delusional. Despite the officalness of interviews and canon evidence you hold on to the mental misconception of this ship. I reread GoF and was cracking up because almost everyone thought that Hermione and Harry were an item and they were dead wrong. Sooooo familiar.
I truly had a good laugh at this site. I mean, it's her book get over it. If you really want your ship to happen, its called fanfiction, idiot. Its her imagination, her story. Would you like it if someone came up and said they hated your book just because their favorite characters didn't end up together. Geez, you guys really are delusional. :P Have fun in Lala Land.
hahahaha snowy site is down hahaa this is what it said:
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I have said this once and will say it again "TO MUCH STAR WARS WARPS PEOPLES MINDS!!!!"and there preciption of reality it might seem...hmmm you people my not have read the books..eg:Snowy otter.. but i have read each book 72 times highlighting "HINTS" that shippers seem to miss.... ooow well..life goes on for some...
Go sock_Puppet ^_^
Look, I say that you H/Hr shippers are wasting your time here. /I/ think you should show TRUE evidence for H/Hr.
You can't, can you? J.K. Rowling has the right to write relationships any way she wants. So why don't you go and find somewhere ELSE to try and spread delusional ideas?
We, the undersigned, hereby petition George Lucas, author of the Star Wars series, to immediately apologize for his remarks in particular the following words:
"Yes, we do now know that it's Han Solo and Leia Skywalker."We also petition George Lucas to rectify the situation in movie 6, clearing up any questions the few Han/ Leia shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Star Wars, that of Luke and Leia.
Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban movie 6, when it comes out. As the millions of Luke/ Leia shippers are the only "true" fans of the Star Wars book series, this action will seriously affect movies sales, and will undoubtedly force Lucas reconsider any future Star Wars movies.
:))))
I found this on Snow's site.
"Actualy, it shows how much Hermione knows and understands Harry. You're simply undermining JKR's words in a feeble attempt to "prove" Ron and Hermione's romantic relationship, ***which doesn't exist anywhere in the novels.***"
(*** Are mine)
It made me laugh.
Who laughs with me?
^__^
Its a wonderful series.
If you shut out a great piece of literature just because you don't like how the story is going, don't read it. Stop being a goddamn shipper and just enjoy it while it lasts.
(note: I think Harry and Hermione make a great couple. But I'm not going to stop reading something I love just because I'm a whiney bitch.)
there are many ways to begin and end a book...you snowy otter are not and far from being a true fan of HP you sit there and moan and moan and petition..does this sound familar people?? on every thing you don't like about the book im sorry to crush your little world miss high and mighty(not realy) but the world and other peoples chooses don't revolve around you to your beek and whim...bad childhood maybe.. looner maybe... completly batty out of ones tree possible...you wold have to be to take on WB and J.K Rowling..hahaha that goldfish makes me laugh.
The fact that you are H/H I can live with (or at least, only projectile vomit at).
That you are not in favor of R/H, I can also live with (see above definition of living with).
But BANNING book 7???? Hello. If you were the 'true fans', you wouldn't be asking her to rewrite the books for something completely unrelated to the major conflict!!!
Also, the thing i just can't stand is your treatment of Ron. Trust me, I don't mind you completely ignoring all the R/H hints that we (speaking for the Herons) see, but to make it seem like Ron is immature, stupid, obssessed with his hatred with malfoy or snape, only friends with hermione because of harry is damn disgusting. May I ask you why, in Book 4, when ron wasn't speaking to harry, he spent time TALKING TO HERMIONE ABOUT HIS PROBLEM, shown clearly when hermione says how ron has been feeling, illustrating that she has been talking to him, showing they don't bicker all the time and hermione doesn't hate him. Also, they came back from hogsmeade looking as though they had had "the time of their lives"? this is not being given as R/H stuff, just showing that they had a perfectly pleasant time together! The only reason that I'm not giving more pro-Ron evidence is that i don't want to type out all the many spots that show he is great! ROn is not an imbecile, as you so clearly wish him to be. He is a loyal, good, funny, friend, not some added character for comic relief. God, I'd swear you were Steve Kloves. Ever heard the phrase GOLDEN TRIO? Trio means a group of three people. That includes Ron.
Also, all your H/H evidence so SUX. I mean, come on. On your website, you said in response to 'harry found her pretty FOR ONCE', you wrote, "Exactly. This shows Harry is deeply attracted to Hermione." Once in six years really isn't all that much. Or can't you count? This
hahaha Give snowy crap and you get a gold fish hahaaha aaa sooo batty weee gold fish hmmm must be that time differnce or your presince can clear a room weeee snowy
By the way little snowy i was not in that movie although you never now do you that would make me a rich "mutt" that has more money than you can ever hope to get..hahaha.. poor poor gold fish...but you now that we must look after the mentally challenged snowy mainly you.
Snowy's getting burned my IQ Changed goldfish Here trys and trys but in the end can never calaberate the needed IQ for a fashionedable retort this is realy intertaining snowy you should go and read my other
"comments" i say this is quit delitful i hope hope her highniss snowy the gold fish likes fire because this is fun.
GO Amber :)
I side my self with the sock ur all batty nutters how can a ship that has been rended asunder still float??? hell i declear this hermione/harry ship dead personal i would rend asunder all those shippers who have the IQ's of funguses i suspect it is something around 98.99% of you jk would have to drop a cannanball on your head for you to pick up all those hints!!.
will sameone possibly teach these shippers how to read a hint??? Snowy are you related to a troll???(very limited IQ's) can couse these afront to humanity tell me how can u stop a boulder u alone from rolling down a hill??? you can't stop the book! jk can do what she whants a true fan will not argue to just get there way in a book THAT IS NOT THEREs go back under to whatever rock you came from and write ur own book are u possobly 5,6,7???? GET A LIFE!!!!!
P.S Snowy i advise as a counclier that u best go see one as you cannot tell the diffence from book to the real world.
XD WTF. A petition to change something that'a already been set into motion? Harry/Hermione would be good. But ron and hermione are meant for each other, Otter Snow is a failure at life. I'm signing this because it'll obviously make no difference whatsoever.
We, the undersigned, hereby petition George Lucas, author of the Star Wars series, to immediately apologize for his remarks in particular the following words:
"Yes, we do now know that it's Han Solo and Leia Skywalker."We also petition George Lucas to rectify the situation in movie 6, clearing up any questions the few Han/ Leia shippers (the truly "delusional" ones) floating around might have about the one true romantic relationship that matters in the Star Wars, that of Luke and Leia.
Otherwise, we have no choice but to ban movie 6, when it comes out. As the millions of Luke/ Leia shippers are the only "true" fans of the Star Wars book series, this action will seriously affect movies sales, and will undoubtedly force Lucas reconsider any future Star Wars movies.
:))))
What about Hermione/Gilderoy Lockhart??????? havenīt you lot noticed that Ron+Harry+Hermione are TEENAGERS? Hermy didnīt love Harry or Ron FROM THE BEGINNING - she is a kid! she is developing!!! she had a crush on Lockhart, Krum, Ron..Harry had crush on Cho, Ginny, Ron had crush on Rosmerta, Fleur, hermione....DO YOU SEE??? THEY - ARE - TEENAGERS! DEVELOPING THEIR SEXUAL LIVES! THEY DO NOT LOVE EACH OTHER ALL ALONG; JUST AS FRIENDS; NOT AS MARRIED COUPLES!
it is not a story about adults or kids, it is about TEENAGERS! and teens tend to change their ships!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. I forgot to add you'll all nutters (AKA Batty Tee hee)
I know you loved your ship and all but calm down. Fannon is here for you to write H/Hr. Why does it matter what the books say? If you see a coupling write about it in fanfiction.
Don't be idiots.
Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic,
Potato in a jacket,
Toys in the attic,
I rock and I ramble,
My brain is scrambled,
Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal.
I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified,
Vivosectified and fed pesticides,
My face is all cut up
'Cause my radar's all shut up
Nurse I need a check-up from the neck up,
I'm Batty
They used and abused me,
Battered and bruised me,
Red wires green wires stuck em' right through me,
So hear my Batty word,
And excersise a little prudence,
When dealing with humans,
.
.
.
"Humans?"
"What! What! Where!? No! No! Not me!!!!"
This is ridiculous. You are obvioiusly not a fan. You are clearly very immature and haven't reached the point in life where you realize that guys and girls CAN be just friends. And how DARE you insult JK Rowling. You've got no right. She is extremely gifted and simply because she's got a sense of humor (which you obviously lack), doesn't mean that she should apologize or even consider you or read crap like this. I think of these 7300 signatures, about 5 people actually agree with you. Wow, you sure are on your way to 1 million. I hope JKR has a good laugh at this if she ever sees it. It truly is hilarious.
This the petitions Creater is the the only person in the history of the human race to be so delusional i you where born 150 years ago they would have stoned you to death
KK. What is wrong with you people? Can't you respect JK Rowling? Don't you actually like the books? The books aren't about 'OMGHARRYLUVS GINNY!EE.LYKOMGCANONH/GPW NALL.'
You can't ban book 7. For something as stupid as this? YOU. ARE. A. FREAK. And, YOU'RE wondering WHY we call YOU DELUSIONAL? I thought I had NO LIFE. But, guess I'm wrong. YOU HAVE NO LIFE. YOu ACTUALLY CARE if Harry dates Hermione or not? Do you know what 'fanon' is? -rolls eyes-
If Jo wants R/HR to happen, fine. That's her problem. She can design her characters ANY WAY SHE WANTS. Got it?
Delusional.
You actually think Harry and I would date? Have you gone mad? He is only my best friend. I hear you reasoning and all but please..Besides.. Harry has to much on his plate right now( and to think that you actually want the two of us to go out!)
Post Script-
You are just wasting your time. If you claim to be a Harry Potter fan, why the hell are you making these stupid petitions? You seriously need to get a life.
Simply stated- you are no good at making petitions that MAKE SENSE. All you want is attention, and you know it. You've made yourself the most hated person on this petition program, I'd have you know. Oh, and don't even TRY to deny this- you're ABSOLUTELY JEALOUS of J.K Rowling. Face it, you were born an idiot, and you will remain an idiot. You only have your parents to hate for that, not the Harry Potter fans.
Wow, you guys are pathetic. Harry and Hermion are FRIENDS and it will always be that way. Y'all need to re-read the books if you honestly think Harry and Hermione are 'meant to be.'
wow. this is pathetic. you really think that WE are the delusional ones?! come on think about it, it's been OBVIOUS since book three that ron and hermion liked each other. if you were really a harry potter fan, you would NOT be trying to ban it over something as stupid as this. you think that jk rowling sucks? well, i don't see you making millions of dollars on your fanfiction. if you don't like ron/hermione, don't read the friggen books, idiot! besides, it is a BOOK! this is not real life. what does it matter to you if two FICTIONAL characters get together or no? so, my advice to you: either get over your immature second grade feelings, and keep reading the books, or go away, and let those of us, who are smart enough to realize that who harry goes out with has no effect on our life, read the books in peace!
Ahh...otter_snow, I ACTUALLY like Daniel, Rupert and Emma. I just don't like R/Hr ships. Other than appealing to JK Rowling for changing it, I fear we are fighting a losing battle... never mind, we stiil have FanFiction!
This is so pathetic. JKR isn't a coward. She won't give in to your stupid little fits and change her books. Book 7 WILL NOT be banned, and even with the crybabies boycotting her (all two of them), they will definitely sale. There's nothing you can do about it.
Go read some fanfiction.
DEAL WITH IT.
I already posted, but if Jo's reading this (whitch I doubt it) here's a message for her:
Jo, you are way too smart as to change your masterpieces for a couple of bloody immature kids. I love your books and I'm more than sure that no one will ever stop you from writing your books. so don't even read the stupid petitions that some idiot angry kids write. a lolly has just been taken from a baby's mouth. they're just angry.
Grow up, for God's sake... They are JKR's books, not yours. let her write it the way she wants to write it! and why do you consider yourself as a fan if you want to change everything in the Harry Potter world? H/H shippers are more than delusional. I mean, I knew from PS that Ron and Hermione loved each other!! and anyway, everything doesn't depend on the love of 2 fictional characters. grow up and do something worth doing! if you don't like the way the books are, then stop reading them! no one makes you read them!! even if you get a million signatures, Jo will NEVER change the books for a bunch of delusional little immatures kids.
GROW UP!!!
WHAT!?!?! Even I, the Dark Lord Voldemort, who is capable of no love, knows that this is a pathetic lie and I have something for the otter:
AVADA KEDAVRA
And to this post and EVERYONE who agreed with it:
AVADA KEDAVRA
You are a fricken bloody lunatic. There was never any Harry/Hermione relationship, and there never will be. Jo has always done foreshadowing for Ron/Hermione. If you are truly a Harry Potter fan you will get over your obsession with a Harry/ Hermione relationship and love the book for what it is, not complain about it not happening in a pathetic, obvious way.
Another thing, the books and the movies are two completely different objects. Realize that! No one is going to be replaced in the movies unless they choose to leave, and guess what! They probably won't. They are ALL, including Emma, excellent actors/actresses.
I can only hope that you will grow up and learn to love things as they truly are and not try to change them. If you don't like how Jo is writing the serries, then why do you consider yourself a fan? That is the question here.
WHAT THE FCUK IS THIS FOOL TALKIN BOUT!!!!!!
HARRY AND HERMIONE'S RELATIONSHIP NEVER EXCISTED!!! ITS RON AND HERMIONE, AND HARRY AND CHO OR GINNY!!!
AND AS FOR THE DUMMIES THAT AGREE WITH THIS SNOWY... TAKE SOME TIME AND RE-READ THE BOOK AND THEN GET BACK EVERYONE.
