otter snow you are retarded no one is actually signing your petition to ban book 7 then are singing it to make fun of you!! i can't believe you actually think you can change what J.k writes she can do whatever she wants they are her books. this is the funniest thing i have ever read. you take the books way too seriously get a life moron
long live H/G
OMG, get a life J.K. Rowling is the greatest and so are her books, and aside for the fact that ron and hermione make an awesome couple, THEY'RE J.K. ROWLING'S CHARACTERS! and there's nothing you can do to change that! Just leave her alone and write up your own characters [you obviously have plenty of time as you had the time to post this disfunctional petition!] And another thing, Ralph Fiennes isnt a nazi, HE PLAYED ONE!
Dude, you are seriously retarted! I think that you are forgetting that this is the story that JO wrote therefore she knows how it ends and why it ends like that. Do you seriously think that just by a couple of stupid asses like yourself the HP booksales will suffer any kind of change? If you don't know...there are MILLIONS of hp fans and you pahetic piece of trash don't make a difference. Next why should J.K. Rowling change her books and apologize when she has the right to end the book how she likes and she can laugh at you all she wants...ya know why? because that's all u are...a pathetci joke! I pity you really...and this petition shit will not give you any good signatures...perhaps a couple of delusional retards like u would...but you will NEVER change J.K's work.
You are a raving nutjob, ya know that? Delusional and militant don't even begin to describe this craziness!
How do intend to "ban" the books? Do you mean boycott? Because those words don't mean the same thing...
Jo, we adore your books, just the way they are!
In case you havn't noticed, everyone who has signed this petitition is just doing it to tell you that you're a delusional idiot and to take down this petition. It's just a book!If you have to worry about something , why don't you worry that DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD!!! I state once again that otter snow is a total idiot. Why don't you go worry about Global Warming instead of a book!
In case you havn't noticed, the only signitures on here are the ones telling you that you're a dilusional idiot and to take down this petition. It's only a book!Iif you have to be mad about something why not worry that DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD!!!
Unless this is a joke, I'm seriously worried about the future of the human race.
First of all, you cannot force J.K. Rowling to do *anything*. It's her story, and if SHE says that Ron and Hermione are meant to be together, then they're meant to be together. You can't change that, no matter how convinced you were that Harry was meant to be with Hermione.
And honestly! A *petition*?! Do you really have so much free time to care that much? Why don't you go create your own set of characters, carefully plot and then pen your own books, and then you can control who ends up with who.
"Millions" of H/Hr shippers? Please. Next time you check out a fanfiction site, check out the ratio of R/H stories compared to H/Hr stories. Or just the ratio of H/Hr fansites to R/H fansites. Don't go getting angry at JKR because you were too idiotic to pick up on the hints she dropped.
A final note--is Harry Potter a soap opera? No. Is it all about who ships with who? No. So why don't you all calm down, sit down, and anxiously await book 7 with the rest of us.
I would like to draw attention to a few minor points in your statements for this petition. First of all, It's JK Rowlings story, and she can do what she wants. Therefore, she should not have to take back what she said about Ron and Hermione. Second, you all are really delusional if you think you can actually threaten JKR and change her mind on this. Third, the books sell millions of copies. I highly, HIGHLY doubt there is even the slightest chance you could ban the next book, or even hurt it's sales. Which, by the way, Since book 7 is the LAST book, I doubt there will be much impact on "Future Harry Potter Publications".
OMG!You can't be serious? That petition is just sooooooo damn stupid! J.K. Rowling is BRILLIANT. If you don't like what she chose to write then just don't read it and miss J.K.'s superb novels. Do you seriously think that she will ruin her story just because a bunch of babies are obsessed with fictional character's love lives? OMG please get a life u pathetic bastard.
This must b a joke, you can't force anyone to change what they have written. I'm sorry that you were disappointed and called delusional but maybe Emerson was right afterall.
P.D. you'll never get to a million good signatures
I think that Harry and Hermione are destined for each other!!! Hero and Heroine, PERFECT MATCH!!!! I respect JK a lot, but I think the this choice was JUST PLAIN BAD!!!! RON SHOULD FIND ANOTHER GIRL!!!
God have you considered going to a physiatist? you should. i mean this is so stupid it one thing if you'll stop reading the books because of that then you are truly not a hp fan. Come on you can't just change the books/movies because you didn't like them, what about all the other people who accually like what happened (like me for instence). if you're willing to go this far because of this than you truly are delusional. ok maybe thats a bit harsh but you cant truly hope to change that with a simple petition because it's like someone coming here and posting that you have to take down this petition or else they'll sue you. how would you feel? well, jkr is most likely not going to change it and you do not have a hope to change it. (try writing fanfic or something, or you could make pictures, or keep being delusional. your choice.)
i have lost all faith in the human race since this started. i do enjoy h/hr fan fiction, but im not going to start petion to make JKR rewrite book 7 just because EMERSON called h/hr shippers delusional. i must say that i totally agree with him. this is totally sad.
Holy cows! This was perhaps the funniest thing I have ever read! Could some of you grow up? I know, it's a lot to ask, but that's it. Jo, Emerson, and Melissa have already said, "Sorry," for hurting you poor feelings. Give it up! This is not your book, your movie, or anything. Go write Harry Potter fanfiction or something and just leave us alone. You're stupidity astounds me. When you reach a million "GOOD" signatures, let me know. By the way, let me say this again. It is Jo's work. You can not make her change anything. The most you got, and ever will get is, "Sorry for the name-calling." Good ridance to you people.
Ha Ha Ha... Seriously, the funniest thing about this petition is the stupid Ron/Hermione fans who don't realise this is a joke. I mean how retarded can you be! Mother Butkus ha ha ha...
Guys,JKR can write wut she wants!If she wants Ginny and Harry to ship,then she does!We can't force her to have Harry and Hermione together!Besides,there just friends!
You truly are delusional. It's legally impossible to force an author to "rectify" any situation that she may have written. It's her story, after all. Go satisfy your romantic needs with fan fiction. And please, give up the lost cause!
whatever..you guys arent true fans. true fans would accept whatever rowling wrote and wouldnt try to make up stuff that she didnt intend to include.why the hell dont you write your own fucking book about it!!
Britannia - thank you for your insightful words.
Courtney - if you read the end of HBP, you will see that Harry and Ginny are NOT together.
Everyone else - go fuck yourself.
LOSERS
DEAL WITH IT
BAN BOOK 7
I think that just wanting Hermione and Harry to be together isn't that harmless, but banning the final and best book from the whole world is NOT allowed. Otherwise, this petition is completly a waste o' time.
Plus, when i think about it, it looks better Ron and Hermione together instead of Harry and Hermione.
you seem to have not gotten the point yet. here are a few words from the the thesaurus in the case you don't know what dilusional means...
bonkers, cracked ,crackrs, balmy, batty, bats, cuckoo, loony, loopy, nuts, nutty, screwy,bananas, off one's rocker, nut, out of ones head,gone around the bend, off one's trolley, foolish, mad, crazy, idiotic, stupid, senseless, nonsensical, irrational,impracticable, pointless, absurd, ridiculous,ludicrous, bizarre, fatuous...now, hopefully, you get the point the other 17000 others have been trying to tell you...hopefully
JKR has every right to call you delusional.She only speaks the truth, after all. Everything about you is delusional. True fans? Ha! So the true fans of Harry Potter are the ones who are trying to ban book 7? You're a freaking idiot!!!!! How dare you threaten the one book I have been waiting for since the Sorcerer's Stone!You are the most delusional person I've ever had the bad luck to hear about and this is the most delusional petition I've ever read! Give up! Just read the other comments! They're the only words on this page that make any since at all!By the way, if the Ron/Hermione shippers are the truly delusional ones, then who is the idiot writing this petition? For God's sake, GET A LIFE!!! WRITE YOUR OWN BOOK IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW THIS SERIES TURNED OUT!! STOP BEING SUCH A BABY!!!
You're doubting the interview ever happened? Try reading Jo Rowling's website where she talks about it.
Guys, this is definitely a joke petition. Snowy's deliberately making up stupid petitions along with it to get more signatures on this petition.
You're so fuckin stupid. Who gives a damn if it is H/G and not H/Hr? All the TRUE fans will be at a book store the night book 7 comes out and they will buy IT. THEY WILL NOT CARE THAT A BITCH LIKE YOU WANTS THEM TO PROTEST THE BOOK.
p.s.
if you hate the match up so bad then why are you still reading the books? As Jo said she has dropped anvil size hints.
Oh yeah, if you are 'beginning to doubt his interview with JKR ever actually happened' then I guess that this entire petition is worth nothing, isn't it? Although I don't think the word 'delusional' will be entirely erased from our minds...
Snowy,I would like to remind you that many people on this petition are not QUITE against your Harry/Hermione pairing, but rather your nasty claim of being the 'true fan' and 'demanding j.k to apologize.' It does make you sound childish.
PS: I really do love you guys that support Harry/Hermione, because it makes me feel so... SMART.
You people that support Harry/Hermione remind me of Muggles you know how they would deny magic even if it slapped them in the face?
Well you Harry/Hermione shippers deny Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione even thought it's slapping you in the face... wow... now I REALLY feel smart.
Oh good Lord, Jo has already decided it's Harry/Ginny. Hermione and Harry just don't sound right. I saw the clues that Ginny and Harry would be together in book 2!!! I mean there's disapointed and then there's going on, let it go, Harry and Ginny are together, Hermione and Ron are together, end of story. Making a petition will not change Jo's mind on the matter, let it alone already, it's annoying and it really makes you look unintelligent.
oh sorry vee i was out of town could not read youre post what makes you hate good people and how am i gay i'm not i have not problem with gay people but i go out with girls i'm not attractid to men i think you people all need to rethink youre life its none of my buissness but i think you should have a talk with youre self try buddhism
i can forgive JKR if its really H/R and not the other way around; and that she's only leading us the wrong way d whole time and made us feel stupid...i guess its her prerogative, shes the boss... and anyway everything was entitled to a flaw... HP would be too damn good if its really H/HR at the end... so i guess i could forgive her but STILL i'll be very, utterly, bitterly, really, so much disappointed to the maximum highest level...
Heather Bewick - thank you for your insightful words. Apparently some of us actually read the BOOKS, as opposed to others who blindly follow fanboys like Emerson and believe whatever crap he descides to post about what JKR supposedly "said." I'm beginning to doubt his "interview" with JKR ever actually happened...
If you think that your silly little petition will actually make JKR up and say, "Well gee, I better change MY story because some people aren't happy with who MY fictional characters are in love with.” Then you’ve got another thing coming. Acting like some kind of insane asylum escapee isn’t going to make JKR change her story at all.
Harry and Hermione probably won't happen, but it should. They're so cute together, they support eachother and treat eachother with respect...unlike the characters in another popular pairing(take a guess)
I can't believe I'm actually wasting my time to sign this thing. JKR isn't going to change her plot-line just because a bunch of survivors of the sunken Harmony ship demand that she put Hermione with Harry instead of Ron. She said it's gonna be Ron, so DEAL WITH IT. I think it was a little, erm, tactless of Emerson (no offense, Emerson) to call y'all delusional, but he definately had the right idea.
Please, BAN book 7? How exactly do you plan to do that? There are more Heron's out there than Harmony's, plus people who think that Harry should be with someone aside from Hermione, and Hermione should be with someone aside from Ron and Harry, for the books to be banned because y'all don't like destiny. The whole point of the books is the good vs. evil, Harry vs. Voldemort, not who is going to fall in love anyway. I am a big Ron/Hermione shipper, so I'm glad that she confirmed that they are meant to be, but even if that wasn't the destined ship, I would still read the books, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THE BOOKS. And if you're saying that H/Hr shippers are true HP fans, then why would you ban the books? true HP fans would buy, read, and like the books no matter what the true ships turn out to be...Honestly.
Oh, and one more thing before I go...have you noticed that most of the people signing this are Herons, not Harmony's? So apparently H/Hr shippers don't care anymore or got over it, or maybe there just aren't that many out there...Heron's are signing it just to tell you to get on with your life...the world's not going to end just because 2 fictional characters aren't getting together...
I think I've made my point...
Go R/Hr...the ship of destiny...
Get a life, you DELUSIONAL sad acts! It's blatantly obvious that Ron and Hermione are gonna be together, have you lot been reading the same books that the rest of us have?? When are you gonna stop seeing life through your rose tinted glasses and realise that there's way more Heron than Harmony shippers, and your pathetic little boycott wouldn't come to much. Even if you had the balls to go through with it. I can guarantee that come midnight on release day, you'll ALL be in the shop with yer capes and wands, with a twenty in your hand to pay for it. GET A GRIP!!!
wow, you people are soooo stupid. this petition doesn't even make any sense. all the "true fans" are going to ban book 7??? anyone who agrees with this petition needs to: 1)get a life, 2)learn the meaning of a true fan, 3) apologize to jkr for your rude, phsycotic, and, yes, delusional behavior.thank you for your time!
Does the word delusional mean anything to you? IT'S A BOOK PEOPLE...NOT REAL LIFE!! SO GO GET ONE!!! Just because your ship sunk, doesn't mean you have to make pathetic petitions about it. So it's R/H now...get over it and don't read book 7 if it's so traumatising for you!
Okay, Otter_Snow, you know that this is the way the books will be. Your petition woln't change that. The vast majority of the posters here are telling you this. Even those who share your ship are saying that it will fail. You, in response, make fun of their names. Real mature. I'm thirteen, and even I know that that's not the way to rise above the crowd. If you note, I avoid saying anything that might offend beyond my main point. I've allready been quoted on your site, and I must say, it's rather amusing to be made fun of desperately with things completely irrelavant to your ship or your petition. If you please, how about a page on your site with evedence so that we don't have to delve into the name calling and insults to get the facts we want.
Okay, Otter_Snow, you know that this is the way the books will be. Your petition woln't change that. The vast majority of the posters here are telling you this. Even those who share your ship are saying that it will fail. You, in response, make fun of their names. Real mature. I'm thirteen, and even I know that that's not the way to rise above the crowd. If you note, I avoid saying anything that might offend beyond my main point. I've allready been quoted on your site, and I must say, it's rather amusing to be made fun of desperately with things completely irrelavant to your ship or your petition. If you please, how about a page on your site with evedence so that we don't have to delve into the name calling and insults to get the facts we want.
Okay, Otter_Snow, you know that this is the way the books will be. Your petition woln't change that. The vast majority of the posters here are telling you this. Even those who share your ship are saying that it will fail. You, in response, make fun of their names. Real mature. I'm thirteen, and even I know that that's not the way to rise above the crowd. If you note, I avoid saying anything that might offend beyond my main point. I've allready been quoted on your site, and I must say, it's rather amusing to be made fun of desperately with things completely irrelavant to your ship or your petition. If you please, how about a page on your site with evedence so that we don't have to delve into the name calling and insults to get the facts we want.
Okay, Otter_Snow, you know that this is the way the books will be. Your petition woln't change that. The vast majority of the posters here are telling you this. Even those who share your ship are saying that it will fail. You, in response, make fun of their names. Real mature. I'm thirteen, and even I know that that's not the way to rise above the crowd. If you note, I avoid saying anything that might offend beyond my main point. I've allready been quoted on your site, and I must say, it's rather amusing to be made fun of desperately with things completely irrelavant to your ship or your petition. If you please, how about a page on your site with evedence so that we don't have to delve into the name calling and insults to get the facts we want.
Since you've already been RIDICULED enough, I'm going to RIDICULE you some more, you DEELUSIONAL Harmony shipper. I hope you actually reach your goal. What then? Do you think JKR is actually going to listen to a DELUSIONAL H/Hr shipper that thinks Harry and Hermione should be a pair, despite them obviously being FICTIONAL, you DELUSIONAL shipper? Delusional, delusional, unprofessional, arrogant, unprofessional, insensitive, unprofessional, immature, inconsiderate, unprofessional, irresponsible, unprofessional, juvenile, unprofessional, tactless, unprofessional, and DELUSIONAL!
Congratulations. You probably don`t know this (nor, I think understand this) but you and your clique of friends are probably the most intellectly challenged clowns around. With my fulles apologies to all clowns all over the world.
First of all:
Shipping is NOT what this series is about. Blind as you may be, these books are about Harry and everyone else around him. You might want to get out more, you`ll suddenly notice alot more people around wich aren`t you or your imaginary friends, shocking I know!
Secondly, of course WB is going to crumble and fall on their knees because you don`t like Hermione/Harry/Ron
Voldemort/Lupin/Hagrid.
Of course they are going to do a complete recasting because a group of delusional lackwits want their ickle favority bitty actor.
Thirdly. Ban Book 7? Surely even you flubberworms (again apologising to all flubberworms who`m I scandelously insulted) can`t be serious?
But then again, the less of you that buy the undoubtfully magnificent book the more books there will be left for intelligent and REAL HP fans. So by all means, stay in your stablecorners and sulk you rednecks.
This is the most stupid thing I've seen. The Harry Potter books are not yours, therefore you have no right to demand that Harry and Hermione get together. J.K Rowling does not have to apologise for; the books are her creations, and she can put whatever she likes in them. Please grow up.
ZOMG, noes, that's TOTALLY untrue. You're delusional! It's Draco and Hermione...tyey're going to have 3 babies called Moofy, Spitfire, and Hoju and live in a house with five labradors a white picket fence a horse called Serena a fish and and an ENORMOUS bicycle. Also wear a lot of black leather and call each other "Mione" and "Dracy" (like Tracy, except with a D). You other commenters - OH PLEASE, can't you see exchanging saaliva is the WHOLE POINT? Like, totally , ppl.
ZOMG, noes, that's TOTALLY untrue. You're delusional! It's Draco and Hermione...tyey're going to have 3 babies called Moofy, Spitfire, and Hoju and live in a house with five labradors a white picket fence a horse called Serena a fish and and an ENORMOUS bicycle. Also wear a lot of black leather and call each other "Mione" and "Dracy" (like Tracy, except with a D). You other commenters - OH PLEASE, can't you see exchanging saaliva is the WHOLE POINT? Like, totally , ppl.
Yeah, seriously! Read between the lines, people -- this petition is clearly a joke -- which makes it even funnier to read all the comments! But it doesn't really bother me since the delusional folks who honestly agree with this thing deserve to be made fun of.
what a load of dumbasses.
"only true harry potter fans"
i hope you boycott book 7 and watch as nothing significant happens.
you really are a bunch of delusional idiots.
sadly, this only proves emerson and j.k right.ITS ROWLING"S BOOK< NOT A BOOK TO CATER TO THE WHIMS OF HARMONY SHIPPERS!GET A LIFE!start a petition for something that actually means something. people as stupid as you scare me...the good fight my ass.go fight for world peace, environmental awareness, aids..d
Honestly, I think Snowy was very immature to go about being racist towards the British, calling others losers, and telling others they were going to go to hell assuming she's Christian (as she has mentioned God) she should know that it's NOT right to judge others...
It's clear that (in the movies) only the British will be acting... no matter how good an American's accent is...the British will be able to tell if they're really British or not...and vice versa
This is all idiotic, arguing over some fictional characters...yes, you may be upset that the ship you wanted did come along but it was sort of obvious that it was ron/hermione...i was a hopeful harry/ginny shipper and i found it odd that the relationship came out of nowhere
Her petitions about changing actors are...umm...yeah...pointl ess, hardly anyone actually agrees with her, is she counting just signatures or people that actually agreed?
I'm American and most of the stuff was insulting towards me that people like Snowy actually lived there...
I'm going to have to pray for Snowy
erm...
RON WEASLEY DOES NOT EXIST!
Hermione DOES NOT EXIST!
HARRY POTTER DOES NOT EXIST!
ROWLING HAS RIGHT TO MAKE UP HER OWN STORY THE WAY SHE WANTS!
STORY CHARACTERS like Harry+Hermy+Ron DO NOT EXIST! So please, stop arguing.
Sorry to affront your beliefs, but Hermione and Ron and Harry REALLY DO NOT EXIST!
erm...
RON WEASLEY DOES NOT EXIST!
Hermione DOES NOT EXIST!
HARRY POTTER DOES NOT EXIST!
ROWLING HAS RIGHT TO MAKE UP HER OWN STORY THE WAY SHE WANTS!
STORY CHARACTERS like Harry+Hermy+Ron DO NOT EXIST! So please, stop arguing.
Sorry to affront your beliefs, but Hermione and Ron and Harry REALLY DO NOT EXIST!
erm...
RON WEASLEY DOES NOT EXIST!
Hermione DOES NOT EXIST!
HARRY POTTER DOES NOT EXIST!
ROWLING HAS RIGHT TO MAKE UP HER OWN STORY THE WAY SHE WANTS!
STORY CHARACTERS like Harry+Hermy+Ron DO NOT EXIST! So please, stop arguing.
Sorry to affront your beliefs, but Hermione and Ron and Harry REALLY DO NOT EXIST!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry after reading your miserable petition. What right does JKR have to write her own books? Harmony shippers are the only sentient life forms worthy of living, after all.
